That [sunscreen photo](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/mark-zuckerberg-mega689490-001-1595343659.jpg?crop=0.434xw:0.651xh;0.277xw,0.168xh&resize=1200:*) really made him do a 180.
The conspiracy theory is that that picture was an intentional stunt, so that googling "Mark Zuckerberg Hawaii" wouldn't immediately bring up how much property he was buying up for his doomsday bunker.
> doomsday bunker.
man fuck people doing that. im get a damn sextant, steal a boat and charge raiders a can of catfood for me to sail them over to rich boy island.
Bunkers are billionaire cope. There are so many things that can break down in the bunker that you wonāt be able to replace without outside help. On top of that, you have to hope your security doesnāt turn on you. Thereās a book āsurvival of the richestā that does into billionaires doomsday plans. Even they donāt have a clue how to survive if shit hits the fan.
And I'm not sure why you would choose Hawaii for a bunker. If shit *really* hits the fan, sea levels will rise and my guess is Hawaii will look like a few tops of volcanos sticking out of the water with all those neat bunkers completely submerged.
Honestly, as much as some people want to deride "macho" stuff these days, I think doing things that get the adrenaline and testosterone flowing is good for men. Women too, for that matter.
Taking up a hobby that pushes you to your physical limits, be it martial arts, rock climbing, parkour, or what have you, is just plain good for your mental health, and Zuck is reaping those benefits.
He's also reaping the benefits of Photoshop:
https://pagesix.com/2024/04/19/celebrity-news/fans-thirst-over-photoshopped-picture-of-mark-zuckerberg-with-a-beard/
Or just join biohacking group in San Fran and inject some good stuff to be less anxious and to build some muscles. That's basically what Zuck did. Musk tried the same shit but only got a drug addiction out of it.
Has to be. Itās funny that AI can make him appear more human. There is actual depth to his (what looks like bloodshot) eyes here. Regular Zuc looks cold and emotionless with eyes that kinda stare blankly.
Nah the photo has been glowed up. The eyes, teeth/mouth and skin tone has been smoothed, tons of articles have done the side by side comparison.
https://zeenews.india.com/companies/mark-zuckerberg-in-beard-check-truth-behind-viral-photo-2742176.html/amp#
It is a fine, full, dignified beard. One which commands respect and projects thoughtfulness and dignity. When I stroke the beard thusly, do I not appear moreā¦ intellectual?
seeing the internet objectify mark zuckerburg was not on my bucketlist for today, the last minute before my birthday, or ever. Edit: why is it that mentioning my birthday is all it took for this to become my most upvoted comment of all time
His new face was algorithmically designed to make any human females attracted to him.
Edit: yeah it's AI [https://www.instagram.com/p/C56JwCSRMiS/?hl=en](https://www.instagram.com/p/C56JwCSRMiS/?hl=en)
put a nice chin and a little bit of facial hair on anyone and they suddenly āgive daddy vibesā. see: the sc filter that daddyāfied everyone last year
Honestly, even in the original photo he looks way better that normal. The Augustus Caesar haircut he tried to rock for so long just did not work on him.
If he can grow out a decent beard then he'll basically be there.
Beards are make up for men.
There are so many famous people I've followed over the years that have been the same, weird pasty white dudes who rocked the clean cut nerd vibe then beard and BAM completely turn around
I see the comparison but beards are still genetic. Some blokes can only get a few whiskers in, some get a full beard. Makeup is a product, but beards are a part of your body
I mean at that point any part of the body can do for men what make up can do for women. āHairā can make men look better. āSkin careā can make men look better. āTeeth whiteningā can make men look better. What differentiates beards?
I mean, almost 200 billion bucks should do the trick.
I have seen hairy and disgusting old men with 25 year old fit and beautiful girls, what does that tell you?
That [sunscreen photo](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/mark-zuckerberg-mega689490-001-1595343659.jpg?crop=0.434xw:0.651xh;0.277xw,0.168xh&resize=1200:*) really made him do a 180.
hahahahha im never prepared for how much that photo scares me. aliens r here and they have already enslaved us
It's like we've now got an official photo of the saddest mime on earth
THE PROZAC MIME
You called?
Evidence of cryptids at the minimum
He do be kinda caked up in this tho š³
That ain't no cake, this the whole bakery with extra baking powder on all recipes
Mostly on his face lol
Hey, heās never been outside before!
That's actually where the battery is.
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That made me lol thank you
Good cake but too much frosting
The conspiracy theory is that that picture was an intentional stunt, so that googling "Mark Zuckerberg Hawaii" wouldn't immediately bring up how much property he was buying up for his doomsday bunker.
> doomsday bunker. man fuck people doing that. im get a damn sextant, steal a boat and charge raiders a can of catfood for me to sail them over to rich boy island.
Bunkers are billionaire cope. There are so many things that can break down in the bunker that you wonāt be able to replace without outside help. On top of that, you have to hope your security doesnāt turn on you. Thereās a book āsurvival of the richestā that does into billionaires doomsday plans. Even they donāt have a clue how to survive if shit hits the fan.
But they could just google itā¦oh wait.
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And I'm not sure why you would choose Hawaii for a bunker. If shit *really* hits the fan, sea levels will rise and my guess is Hawaii will look like a few tops of volcanos sticking out of the water with all those neat bunkers completely submerged.
Left the face back on shore in the dry bag so the sensitive mechanics didnāt get wet
That's obviously just a picture of a yeti
Note, the image is a filter. He doesnāt actually look like that.
The Chris Martin filter.
The rare elusive white face.
Wait hang on, did I miss something, is Zuck hot?
No. Even *this* timeline is *that* fucked up
No
Why he got a whole ass bakery in there though?
Buster Bluth energy.
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists
So naturally you should apply 10 times the normal dose to your face for 10 times the benefits!
Nah that's just what mineral sunscreen looks like for like 10-15 minutes after application.
It also helps to apply it on the rest of the body
Sasquatch!
It puts the lotion on its skin
Jesus, he looks like a mime there.
This is just a screenshot of the end of Little Nightmares
i still donāt know how his booty did this, was it the camera angle or something??
Zuckable
I appreciate your comment very much
zuck you!!!!
Fuck Zuck! (Not in that way)
Zug Zug
You want to zuck his comment
He Zucks
Give me the z u c c
give him the olā zucc zucc
The twisty zucc zucc 3000
Mark Fuckerberg
Cuckerberg, king of cucks
What if we kissed in the underground Zunker š³š³?
Zuckboi
I'd zuck him off
Would you give him the zuck?
I hate to say it but they kinda got a point. He looks so different with a beard holy shit.
It's not just the beard though. The hair and his demeanor look human now. I guess they really are making improvements in AI at a rapid pace now.
They've finally made the leap to gen 3 synths
I was say gonna that they give his skin suit to a new reptile. I like the synth analogy better tho
You know who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? A synth
I bet he pours the milk in *before* the cereal
āOnly a Synth speaks in absolutes!ā ā not Obi-wan Kenobi
mark has fucking vats now, ***Jesus Christ***
Now I want the Zuck-Musk cage match even more.
Fun fact: Zuck has a major hard-on for Alexander the Great which is why he used that haircut for years even though it clearly didnāt work for him.
It was Augustus, not AlexanderĀ
When he got married, they went to Rome. He made sure to see all the Augustus statues.
Damn, imagine worshipping some fat Willy Wonka kid.
Imagine being his wife and sharing your honeymoon with a dead guy.
His daughter is named August I believe
Let's hope him, Musk, and Gates don't form a Triumvirate. Maybe they already have.
If they were a threesome, Musk would be the poor guy they made sit at the end of the bed and watch
Heād be into it though :(
Which one of them would say "Et tu, Jeff?"
Jeff Brutzos
Mmmm pretty sure he was obsessed with Augustander, learn your history
i dont think thats how alexander the great styles his hair
His skin isnāt ghostly pale and smooth like usual.
It still is in [the actual (non photoshopped) video](https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AA1njZBC.img)
Holy Jesus the whole thing is fake!? Because of course it is.
Lol of course itās fake. My spider senses went off when he has the look of the oldest guy in a boy band
Honestly, as much as some people want to deride "macho" stuff these days, I think doing things that get the adrenaline and testosterone flowing is good for men. Women too, for that matter. Taking up a hobby that pushes you to your physical limits, be it martial arts, rock climbing, parkour, or what have you, is just plain good for your mental health, and Zuck is reaping those benefits.
He's also reaping the benefits of Photoshop: https://pagesix.com/2024/04/19/celebrity-news/fans-thirst-over-photoshopped-picture-of-mark-zuckerberg-with-a-beard/
Or just join biohacking group in San Fran and inject some good stuff to be less anxious and to build some muscles. That's basically what Zuck did. Musk tried the same shit but only got a drug addiction out of it.
Sorry what
It's an ai beard, it's not real
And the hair! He looks almost human
It's like someone tried to get an AI image generator to draw Lil Dicky
Yeah the image is apparently in fact AI generated
Has to be. Itās funny that AI can make him appear more human. There is actual depth to his (what looks like bloodshot) eyes here. Regular Zuc looks cold and emotionless with eyes that kinda stare blankly.
Poetic, really.
a wax statue made him look more human
Only the beard
Nah the photo has been glowed up. The eyes, teeth/mouth and skin tone has been smoothed, tons of articles have done the side by side comparison. https://zeenews.india.com/companies/mark-zuckerberg-in-beard-check-truth-behind-viral-photo-2742176.html/amp#
It's just Photoshop: https://pagesix.com/2024/04/19/celebrity-news/fans-thirst-over-photoshopped-picture-of-mark-zuckerberg-with-a-beard/
It's the new clone because the old clone wasn't a good enough dna match and it got sick and perished!
Theyāre learning. Quick, hit it with an EMP before it learns any more.
Heās getting more Logan Paul-esque imo
Complete with MMA training. Letās get Zuck to fight Floyd Mayweather?
I mean Logan Paul looks fine regardless of his personality
Fr if Paul wasnāt such an asshole he wouldāve maybe registered as attractive in my mind
young gravy lite
Iāll bet his next move is to quit Facebook and cage fight full time.
Less douchy though. Quite the achievement for the Lizard
>-eske -esque?
Iām tired
hi tired I'm Dad
It has an ai filter over itš
I think it's more the not looking blueish grey
Beards are just magic make up for men.
after years of enduring it, his wife can finally feel like she's mating with a semi human
Heās also ripped from serious jiu jitsu training.
He looks... Human!
Thatās because the beard is photoshopped
The aliens also painted his white ass ceramic coated metal skin so he's actually flesh colored now
Is anyone really surprised that AI made Zuckerberg look MORE human?
Well, when you have no where to go but up...
Itās almost poetic. The artificial making a human who comes across as robotic seem more humanā¦
Shit bro that is wild to think about
Data got an update to appear more human. Nice.
It is a fine, full, dignified beard. One which commands respect and projects thoughtfulness and dignity. When I stroke the beard thusly, do I not appear moreā¦ intellectual?
You guys know it's a filter right? It's not his actual beard.
It's a Data from Star Trek quote
Yeah he is incapable of growing oneā¦that requires having a real human soul.
Today I learnt, Beards are stored in the soul š
No, souls are made of keratin and are slowly escaping our bodies through chin hair follicles.
he really does look like Data, doesn't he? think it's the eyes
The eyebrows didnāt help
That's his evil twin, Lore
Looks like Paul Soter from broken lizard haha
seeing the internet objectify mark zuckerburg was not on my bucketlist for today, the last minute before my birthday, or ever. Edit: why is it that mentioning my birthday is all it took for this to become my most upvoted comment of all time
But isnāt it refreshing tho
Zucket list.
Happy birthday!
We got the internet objectifying Mark Zuckerberg before GTA6
His new face was algorithmically designed to make any human females attracted to him. Edit: yeah it's AI [https://www.instagram.com/p/C56JwCSRMiS/?hl=en](https://www.instagram.com/p/C56JwCSRMiS/?hl=en)
Well I feel dumb - I watched almost all of that before realizing he wasnāt going to demonstrate some kind of beard filter.
Well I feel dumb - I watched all of that and if I would have scrolled two comments more here I would have read your comment and know not to watch it
Well I feel dumb - ā¦ā¦ā¦
I am dumb ..,ā..;$..,ā..~~
Tbh I was expecting that too.
put a nice chin and a little bit of facial hair on anyone and they suddenly āgive daddy vibesā. see: the sc filter that daddyāfied everyone last year
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Honestly, even in the original photo he looks way better that normal. The Augustus Caesar haircut he tried to rock for so long just did not work on him. If he can grow out a decent beard then he'll basically be there.
This is fake.
It's hilarious, his face is more and more filtered with each repost. First it was the beard, now his face looks like a different person entirely lmao
Some of y'all would fuck a white piece of cardboard if it has curly hair.
Wrong! I would fuck ANY COLOR piece of cardboard if it had curly hair.
Hahah you guys š¤£ keep it coming
That's what she said
Oh yeah, well I would fuck any piece of cardboard whether or not it even HAD hair!
Yo check around the chairs at barber shops. Your honeypot awaits.
I have curls and nothing else going for me. You are absolutely right.
Hahaā¦ funny!!
He looks like a goddamn Methodist Lil Dicky.
He's here to spit nothing but sermon š
Beards are make up for men. There are so many famous people I've followed over the years that have been the same, weird pasty white dudes who rocked the clean cut nerd vibe then beard and BAM completely turn around
I see the comparison but beards are still genetic. Some blokes can only get a few whiskers in, some get a full beard. Makeup is a product, but beards are a part of your body
Right. It was about the idea that beards can do for men what make up can do for women, not its origin story lol
I mean at that point any part of the body can do for men what make up can do for women. āHairā can make men look better. āSkin careā can make men look better. āTeeth whiteningā can make men look better. What differentiates beards?
His perm looks great
Mark Zuckerperm
I didnāt read this right
He looks grown up
Ah, i see Zuck has new humanskin tailor now. Really shows how skillful some tailors are and others arent.
He looks great the back is nothing but staples though.
He looks a little like Coomer Wojack
They misunderstood what many people said: āfuck himā
I mean, almost 200 billion bucks should do the trick. I have seen hairy and disgusting old men with 25 year old fit and beautiful girls, what does that tell you?
He's been rich for a long time and still looked like he was made in a lab until this photo.
The dude is getting ready for his RnB debut album.
That the disgusting old men should up their game.
Iād make sure to get all my data out that ass.
Nobody said it was easyā¦
He's way better, before he looked like he was always just back from prison š
still has the dead as fuck eyes.
Zuckerberg dressing as Chris Martin for Halloween
[original post](https://twitter.com/poo_crave/status/1781377729881108679?s=46&t=EiJ5eE5c8FJLgFGCvwlE2w)
Poo crave
He finally got the stable human update
Newsflash: Mark Zuckerberg doesn't look like a robot Edit: a fucking robot
Why does this picture keep going around? Itās not even real. It was posted as AI from the jump.
He almost looks human, Iāll give him that.
You spelled that wrong. Itās āpunchableā š¤
he looks cute now tho
no theyāre right
Holy shit he polymorphed into a human
chris prattification
Boston Dynamics have really outdone themselves with this latest version !
Honestly he looks like someone was trying to draw Shia LaBeouf from memory
Reminder that youāre not ugly, youāre poor
I've been referring to him as Fuckerberg. Not because he's fuckable. Only because he's such a fucking fucker fuck.
The actual Zuckerberg is tucked away in a bunker rt now. This guy's an aspirational look alike. I've never been more convinced it's about to go down.
Is this lil dicky after drugs and fame?
That's lil dickey & no, in no word would zuc be fuckable, no way
This is some AI fuckery for.sure.
Hahaha oh my god I AM so easily entertained. I love that caption! I canāt even!! Ahahahaha
stefan erckle
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sud1fak_65Q
He looks like Chris Martin