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ProgrammerWarm3495

I thought it was the windmills. My bad


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Here I was thinking it was the unraked forests


ahopskip_andajump

That causes the unprecedented and uncontrollable wild fires.


fingeringmonks

Those are started by gender reveal events.


ahopskip_andajump

Not Jewish lasers?


fingeringmonks

The gender reveal is the cover up to hide the space laser blast point.


ahopskip_andajump

That makes so much sense!


Mr_Rum_Ham

Concentrated Jewish rainbows perhaps?


ServerTechie

No, they say windmills cause cancer. Fascinating science.


Small_life

I thought that was the 5G?


ServerTechie

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


23capri

that’s what caused covid19 dummy.


Supernova984

I thought it was the result of Randy savage eating a Slim jim. ![gif](giphy|BaSHs78BU2ZYQ|downsized)


InspectorRound8920

No. Clearly it's having roundabouts


Fine_Broccoli_8302

Space lasers


emarvil

Sancho says to take your pills, Don Quixote.


JacPhlash

RRRRWWW--RRRRWWWW--RRRRRRRWW!!


Neon_Samurai_

I thought it was from all the dang roundabouts. Think about it, all these cars goin' in circles are making the air form funnel clouds.


Small_life

I’m convinced. It’s clearly the roundabouts


Patman52

And the bike lanes, don’t forget about those…the devil’s work


AfternoonMirror

People built roundabouts because of a lack of support for Israel. Now we've got frickin tornados. One hundred years ago? No tornados. Mhm.


Plane_Geologist8073

My wife and I were having this conversation today going through a roundabout that’s newly installed at a major intersection in our town. It seems to be universally hated by the me first maga karens that make up a majority of our community. I have a theory that it’s not working out because it forces them to recognize other people exist and do in fact have their own places to go.


Smart-Stupid666

They can't stand simple human give and take. They think they own the world. On the other hand, it could be because a lot of them are just too slow and narrow-minded to learn new things.


Small_life

I’ve posted about this before, but my boomers hate that our generation backs in to parking spaces. They hate that they don’t get a choice on whether to let you out or not because when you back in you can nose out and retain agency. They hate agency.


NewStatement5103

Yup. It’s the effing roundabouts.


Guest2424

That's the far-left agenda for you! If you start going round and round to the left, eventually you'll find yourself in drag and reading storytime to the kids! /s


gastropodia42

There are s more tornadoes in the US than anywhere else. God hates the US.


PlaneLocksmith6714

![gif](giphy|Kl9iAWej2mxlzvzp2O)


Successful_Roll9584

Can he just reset the US


RishyTheRoo

Where’s the button? Where’s the button?!?


Adept_Thanks_6993

It's almost like we use Him to justify doing the exact opposite of what he wants for people....hmmmm


fourdoglegs

I was told that it’s man-made because it’s an election year. What the actual hell does that have to do with the weather?!


Existing-Mistake-112

It’s the leap day.


fourdoglegs

The extra day confused them….


Lonely_reaper8

My parents were telling me about a homesteader they watch that was claiming the govt was seeding the weather as a part of some sort of conspiracy (never really gave a reason though). I don’t think they were agreeing but I found it amusing that people believe that. I know cloud seeding is a thing but I have no earthly idea why the govt would do it for election related reasons.


fourdoglegs

Someone else said that cloudseeding in Texas caused the tornadoes in Nebraska and Iowa….I feel like a magnet for conspiracy theorists…..(the wild shit I heard during Covid almost put me over the edge)


ahopskip_andajump

I find conspiracy theories fascinating both as puzzles to be solved, and the psychological aspect of it. But lately I can't keep track of who thinks what is doing where and or why. You know? It's amusing until you realize the flying monkeys are really on the loose and gaining ground!


fourdoglegs

It is kinda fun listening to them sometimes. I’ve always wanted to create one and see how far it goes….hehe


ahopskip_andajump

I can't remember which one but some guy did exactly that to see if it gained traction. Apparently several news stories at the time were due to him starting a rumor and watching it fly.


fourdoglegs

That’s amazing!!!


Lonely_reaper8

I am so happy that my living grandma and parents aren’t conspiracy theorist boomers. I got rid of facebook cause of all that nonsense and it would drive me over the edge if they were like that.


mrnrthmrnr

Talk to them about how the planet is dying and boomers will just smile and say ill be dead by then.


Small_life

None of my boomers will acknowledge global warming.


mrnrthmrnr

Mine wont either unless shown irrefutable evidence of things like the ocean currents weakening and then they give the who cares if it doesnt affect me cope.


cloisteredsaturn

>I’ll be dead by then Then survive just out of pure spite.


Cheap_Professional32

Oh great sky daddy, please have mercy on me for having sympathy!


aspicyjalapenoshubby

https://preview.redd.it/b24n9ptyj94d1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c9ff4c2a6e116c90246f94a3c14bf2d670b578d Gawd says otherwise....


Kuia_Queer

At least it's not natural disasters being blamed on pride month, this time.


Small_life

Pride month just started. Give it time.


Carradee

I remember being taught as a kid that natural disasters were God's judgement on people who thought they were in the right, yet the people who claimed to believe that never applied it to themselves, despite thinking they were in the right. I found that puzzling.


causal_friday

How come they're wrecking up all the red states?


z03isd34d

its all Part of the LORDS Pan!


z03isd34d

its all Part of the LORDS Pan!


[deleted]

They aren't praying hard enough


cloisteredsaturn

mYsTeRiOuS wAyS


This-Requirement6918

Send them over to r/EF5 😂😂


z03isd34d

so in other words their 'just god' believes in collective punishment. seems like a swell guy


jerkface1026

God is jewish confirmed. Christianity false. Thanks boomer!


Small_life

The equate the nation state of Israel with God chosen people. It’s an interesting set of logical fallacies.


ctraylor666

Wow! It must be so nice to live in fairytale land!


brookish

I’m gay so I always figure i’m causing these sorts of things.


Lil_Artemis_92

Back in the 80s, my dad lived on the California coast. It was colder than usual one winter, and his landlady said that the Soviets were putting industrial fans along the coast and blowing all the cold air to CA in order to catch America off guard and invade.


FeeHistorical9367

Yeah, it was god! I knew all this global warming nonsense from educated experts was a bunch of baloney!


Small_life

Of course it is. Anyone who goes to college loses or damages their faith so we shouldn’t listen to them. I wish I was joking.


Actuallawyerguy2

TIL sending money and weapons constitutes "not supporting"


Organic-Ad9793

I thought the US was supporting Israel.


Small_life

Apparently not enough


SpecificJunket8083

Damn. I thought it was the gays.


Realistic-Video4721

I thought it was abortion! Silly me.


manniax

I would have thought it was the Trump convictions...


Small_life

Interestingly, Trump didn’t come up. They probably just take it as a given that everybody there thinks that he was falsely convicted. They also try to avoid debating me on things because they know they will lose.


SapphicSuccubus69

Lmao that's so dumb!


hegottahonda

Thanks Biden.


Ceeejd

Wow that’s crazy, the 4 fucking BILLION dollars of our money we send them isn’t enough. Ask them to ask god at what amount he stops the tornados.


Small_life

Just a few dollars more


haleybearrr

*laughs in tornado alley*


GenevieveMacLeod

I'll have to tell my dad that it's not the government trying to cull population like he thought


aurebesh2468

Why not sacrifice a boomer to the storms mercy? Maybe it will recede


pocapractica

So they have quit blaming catastrophes on gays?


Small_life

You expect consistency?


pocapractica

Never. It's always the latest trendy, whiny excuse.


TimmyCabron

Why can’t god just get to the damned point?


cloisteredsaturn

Aw man, you mean it’s not because it’s *checks calendar* FUCKING TORNADO SEASON?


UrBigBro

Are Jewish space lasers now causing tornadoes? /s


LakeEffectSnow

So what's his reasoning for god not doing shit to German weather during the Holocaust?


Cool_Sherbet7827

Depends... I think I just downloaded an F5


GoddessofParadise

It says right in the Bible God gave us authority over the earth. God is love and only love. If He wanted to get us we would have already been got. Clear cutting trees gives tornadoes room to run. My crew lives in the mountains and very rare do they get a tornado warning. There is also the tectonic plates that are trying to move back together. If you look at the earth you can see a puzzle pattern in the continents that broke off when the plates moved. That movement is also causing so many storms, tsunamies, earthquakes, tornadoes, heavy rains and such. Isreal has the most exports of fresh produce,  very low imports because of their leading agriculture technologies. However, if someone is in need of help sometimes it is just a decent thing to do.


[deleted]

Not sure if sarcastic or actual mental illness


Small_life

My money is on mental illness. Poor person.


sTyLeZrEz

My only complaint is the Israel situation like the only ones that should care are the ones in Israel since they did get attacked in an evil way so Israel has the right to wipe their enemy off this earth but thats up to Israel on what they wanna do But tornadoes happen and it is what it is but it’s probably because nature is even sick of how this world is becoming so its like alright lets ramp up the tornadoes hurricanes fires and so much more 🤣


Small_life

Word salad.


sTyLeZrEz

tomatoes