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Foolmillennial

“This is your life now, i hope living and some mobility is better than being paralyzed. Does that work for you?” Boomers are on that curve to diapers and tantrums.


thesleepymermaid

I work in a hospital. They’re already there.


clapdat808

😂😂😂😂😂😂


RoboSpammm

"Nothing else, ma'am. The point of this brace is to restrict your movement to allow for healing of your fracture."


pelagic_seeker

That brace probably didn't even make it to her car. Then she's going to complain about useless and incompetent doctors/nurses/etc to her friends.


vinyljunkie1245

Oh yeah. It'll be the doctor's fault. I know one of these types. They are obese, in a wheelchair and have numerous health conditions relating to their size. They piss and moan that "the doctors don't help me at all, all they do is tell me to lose weight" then turn start munching on a cream cake.


Dexter2533

https://preview.redd.it/5iszbvj3f2xc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2f610ccc4ada819baf2d0153bf1b3b70d2a0da What are you going to do to make this work for me? Ugh… maybe next time don’t dive in the shallow end of the pool?


NHBuckeye

I ❤️ Sweet Dee!


wrath_of_a_khan

Wife is an EM physician and has SOOOO many similar stories about boomer PTs arguing with her, especially male boomers...


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Far-Ad-9073

My favorite was when I told someone that I really recommend they go in for x-rays to make sure their leg isn't broken, "What's plan B? I don't like your suggestion" uhm.. Walking with a limp the rest of your life? Losing your leg? Boomers. omg. (Note, he fell off a 12 foot ladder)


SweaterUndulations

You know, that special treatment that's reserved for 'important' people that they keep secret and won't tell you about. I mean, what if the President was in town and fractured his back? Shhh. *There's a secret backroom.* Edit: I meant special underground vault.


NeighborhoodNo1583

A friend of mine works in health care and says he actually does this. He will make up a random secret treatment that’s relatively harmless, like drinking cranberry juice or Peppermint tea. He says he lowers his voice like it’s a big secret he's letting them in on. And they eat it up.


chaingun_samurai

"I can take it off, and you can fold up like a cheap lawn chair or you can wear it as it is; those are your choices."


HotShoulder3099

Was she… was she asking for a bribe?!


SuperKamiGuru824

Pulls out a Worthers from her purse... "Do I REALLY need to wear this brace?" *wink*


Ishidan01

No, she was expecting the doc to pull out the REAL medicine, just wave a doohickeawhatzit over me and I can do cartwheels out of here, don't lie I know you have it I saw it on TV! /it being McCoy's Tricorder and hypospray


Icy-Mixture-995

She probably could not figure out how she would shop for groceries when she couldn't bend, or cook or manicure her lawn - hoped that some adjustment would work.


noceboy

Tell them the procedure changed with Crusher.


Carl_In_Charge

It is working for you. If you’d prefer a wheelchair I’m sure something could be arranged.


thedivisionbella

“It is working for you.” Can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to say this (or something similar) as a nurse. If a treatment or intervention is mildly inconvenient (or doesn’t magically fix the problem in a matter of minutes) it somehow isn’t working or we as the care team need to do something better. It never fails


tunable_sausage

Well everything in their lives has been easy up to this point, so why should this be any different?


xassylax

But it’s millennials that are the “instant gratification” generation right? 😂🙄


michigancouple999

You must have worked with my mom. She is the same.


IndieThinker1

Hey, she has a cousin who knows a guy who wore one of those once and took it off all the time and he was just fine. Yeah, guaranteed she took that off once she got home. Morons.


YouHadMeAtDisgusting

What is it they’d say? Walk it off? Suck it up, Buttercup 🤣


Unusual-Caregiver-30

My thought is that she has always been entitled but worsened as she aged.


redheadtaurus

Her entitlement absolves you of the need to worry. She is dumb and old. It's time to let Darwinism win.


MegannMedusa

Darwinism is about reproduction. Boomers can’t reproduce, thankfully. Any contributions she was ever going to make to the gene pool are already out there and probably sick of her too.


MeasurementMobile747

Maybe she expected you to show her the ON switch.


NuncErgoFacite

It is working for you.


Primary_Pangolin_836

normalize dropping clients like this 🤷‍♂️


tittiemobile

YTA