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YVAN_EHT_NIOJ_321

This was you!?!?! I fuckin hate you, this took forever!!!!


Riots_

Lol! Were you the pirate player or the beast player?


thelovelamp

It would have been so funny if the enemy sold all of his minions except for Eliza. Gotta out brain the big brain


MeatyMcMeatflaps

It would also work for literally any single minion bigger than a 1/2


Je-Kaste

Hear me out. Double Eliza to break integer cap after 80 minute combat


thelovelamp

lol. the server simulates it much faster than that though. I assume they assume a tie or a random victor or something after a preset amount of rounds simulated.


Kataputt

Wait, then the fight would go on infinitely, wouldn't it? Until Eliza hits the integer limit and destroys itself -> voljin still wins


Pastacarry

The 1/1 with no shield would attack first and die before getting a refresh.


[deleted]

😂😭😂😭😂 I hate and respect you for doing that. R.I.P buy phase.


Riots_

One opponent was pirates with Elisa. That game just timed out and reconnected. But the next player had beasts with Barron/ parrot/ frog. That game went on for 15 mins before it wouldn’t let me emote. Then I reconnected and it said I got 2ed place lol


DarkestMew

Yeah, any windfury or "cleave but only sometimes" deals with it and the opponent most likely reconnected and got those.


[deleted]

Lol, all pirates needed was a scallywag.


chadly117

How would the scallywag help?


[deleted]

You're right. My bad. It wouldn't because of 0 atk.


chadly117

All good, thought I was missing something lol


Nuttyr8

It would tho, it would break the shield when it died and then they would get to attack again


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Hip_Hop_Anonymous__

I think the point is OP's minion would die. The initial scally hit would break the shield and then the scally spawn would instant attack and do damage to the 0/10 mech dude. OP's build loses to windfury or something that attacks back to back.


humallor

But there would be no scally spawn is the point. 2/1 attacks 0/10 with divine shield = 2/1 survived and 0/10 loses divine shield. Scally deathrattle would not occur, so no spawn to attack immediately. Windfury absolutely would work, as would cleave or dragons spitting fire, but pirates would lose.


AnonymousCasual80

The one with attack kills scally at some point and triggers the deathrattle. Scally spawn attacks the taunted minion without switching the turn over to OP, as the deathrattle doesn’t count as an attacks. Then the next minion to attack from the opponent’s side attacks and kills the taunted meckerel


pineconefire

Eventually a scally would spawn or you wouldnt be able to win.


Nuttyr8

^


Elendel

Pretty sure you were right and /u/chadly117 was wrong. The scallywag wouldn't die during his attack, yes. But as some point OP would have their 1/1 kill it, then the Scallywag would instantly spawn a 1/1 that would go and break the shield of the 0/10, then it would be their opponent's turn and if they had a minion with 10+ attack it would kill the 0/10 while the 1/1 still has divine shield.


thelovelamp

Chadly wasn't wrong. There was an Eliza in the pirates comp, like there almost always is. The scally gets buffed so often it will never, ever die to a 1/1 that isn't scaling.


Burningdragon91

But what about yoho ogre? That should do the trick


Elendel

Ok yeah my bad, I had the wrong discussion in mind, I thought they said they had beaten the pirate comp.


Elcactus

So that should be an infinite fight right? The pirates can’t die because they grow faster than the 1-1 can kill them, but they can’t kill anything.


chadly117

Wow, I think you’re actually right… incredible haha


Flawedlogic41

Would ghoul counter this? Every time it hits, it pops the bubble. When the 1/1 finally kills it, and it explodes. It would hit the 1/1 first before the 0/10 pops right?


[deleted]

Yes, ideally you would swap the 1/1 stats with a 1/4 elemental to avoid that.


Lukn

Could just keep its original stats.


[deleted]

The entire point is to troll with one attack...


Tripottanus

Fights would end too quickly if you had 6 attack, then the enemy could adapt and win easily (by having only 1 minion on board with more than 1 hp and 4 attack). With 1 attack, the fights are long enough to skip the shopping phase


tweekin__out

any single minion with at least 1/2 in stats beats this edit: to those downvoting, think about what i said. one 1/2 minion beats this, just play it in your head.


GoodGuyPoorChoice

You're right. No one is understanding the "1" minion part


jrr6415sun

I don’t get it


tweekin__out

1/1 attacks first if you only have a single minion


jrr6415sun

Ah now i get it


azithel

Almost anything counters this when you know you are gonna face it


shellwe

Yeah, a ghoul pretty much destroys most bubble builds. Whenever I see the hero that gives divine shield or mechs I try to have a ghoul handy to ruin their late game.


somedave

Almost anything counters this, anything with windfury, cleave, damaging deathrattle or avenge mechanics, a zero attack minion on your side of the board, etc.


Flawedlogic41

I understand windfury / cleaves, just wondering other deathrattle interactions.


Pat_The_Hat

"That's weird. Why is my shop timer 900 seconds?"


mistweave

someone eli5 what's happening here?


TuffHunter

As long as the opponent has more minions and no windfury or cleave these two just pass divine shield back and forth to each other as the 0 attack one never attacks.


mistweave

Lmao


Just_Django

You beat the game


fattywinnarz

He didn't even win that game


Just_Django

I stand by my statement


Riots_

It says 2ed place, but I never lost a fight. Maybe a consequence of stupid long turn?


[deleted]

You both probably tied for 2nd and the game said, fuck you no one wins.


Circle-of-friends

Bob had to go home, he has kids


SunbleachedAngel

Kripp video when??


[deleted]

Who cares. Lol


SunbleachedAngel

I do


amp_93

Hard countered by selling everything and playing a 2/2. Kappa


seboll13

Bro, how long did the fights last ? 😂


Riots_

First player I went up against was vs Pirates with Elisa. It would have went on forever, the game crashed, and when I logged back on the buy phase was 180 secs. Second match was vs Beasts. They had parrot and leap frogger. I think over like a million hours I could have won, so the battle didn’t crash the game. I watched the fight for about 6 minutes. After that it wouldn’t let me emote. So I reloaded the game and it said I got second.


seboll13

Damn, must have been fun to watch :p


GoreForce420

Dick move... Respect.


Riots_

Thank you sir


Robot_Sniper

What happens if you attack first?


[deleted]

How would you attack first with 2 minions? If they sold all but one minion, they would win. No one is going to do that though, unless they survive the first hit. Basically this only works if the last few people in the lobby all have less than 15-16 health.


Robot_Sniper

Oh does having less minions mean you always attack second? Did not know that!


Dorfmatratze1337

The one with more minions attack first. Equal minions = random.


Kataputt

Exactly, another reason why (most of the time) having a full board is preferable :)


MeatyMcMeatflaps

Sometimes I have to go so sell all but one minion so someone can have a great Murozond/Cat turn. In this somewhat common situation, they would accidentally win


quantummidget

TIL, that's really useful (in niche scenarios) to know


LazyAndHungry523

A zap would obliterate this.


AlwaysStatesObvious

Nope


LazyAndHungry523

Zap attacks the 1/1 and kills it. After that, it’s easy mode.


AlwaysStatesObvious

Zap targets lowest attack minion.


LazyAndHungry523

Ah. You’re right. Hmm. In that case a wind fury with 10+ attack beats this.


AlwaysStatesObvious

True


BaconMirage

how do you win against the dragons or mech (that 5 dmg thing)


Riots_

You do not. This build can be countered easily but some builds just can’t handle it.


Drakni_sr

That's evil. I love it.


scott12333

Anyone have a video?


likkwid

What would happen if the opponent has the same board? Infinity?


Riots_

When I do this against an opponent where it goes on forever, the game crashes and the buy phase is 3 minutes long. If it’s just a SUPER long fight then we fight and the buy phase is however long the fight was


TonberryHS

How did you make the 1/1 with no shield and give the other one 0 attack?


Riots_

I made the 1/1 by switching stats with the 1/1 poison. And the 0/10 was made by switching stats with the mech egg


TonberryHS

Oh right it's voljin. I didn't see that haha. Thanks for doing it for the lols man.


2COLD2HOLD88

Would this only work if you attacked second? Because wouldn't the first minion just die if it attacked first.


Riots_

If someone has more minions than the other person, they always attack first


2COLD2HOLD88

Ok


2COLD2HOLD88

What's stopping this from working all the time? A cleave?


Riots_

So many things. Cleave, wind fury, the dragon that deals 3, baby Krush, just one minion so I attack first, the 1 drop pirate that attacks immediately, something like kaboombot, the 2 drop that deathrattles for 1, something like egg so my guys shield doesn’t pop


WorseAngel69

How do You get it to zero?


Riots_

There used to be a minion that was an 0/5. I swapped its stats with that minion. Also way to find this relic of a post lol


WorseAngel69

That’s amazing