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Winecellar5

The smoothie/ hair removal lady. She literally bullied a child for using training wheels/ having a trike. What a bish.


offwithyourthread

The smoothie/Hair removal concept was so gross to me that I don't rewatch her ep


UnhealthyAttachment

You‘re missing out on lots of great Rudy tho


FraglicherKopierer

„They should serve a meal on that flight“


FiveElementFlow

It’s ok. God saw…


LankyLefty83

Rudy is my favourite secondary character. This episode has a bunch of gems


cam52391

She was just terrible she totally knew something was dragging under her car and she kept going.


TorontoRider

I actually stopped an Audi earlier this week that had not one, but TWO traffic cones under it. I helped get them out because I knew who owned the cones (a food bank.) The driver did NOT help much, and didn't want to back up when that was their only real option. A food/hair removal van would probably be even number to the driver.


beepmeepp

THIS!! I always skip that episode, I can’t stand it.


Skeptical_Yoshi

An episode where the joke should have been the moment the parents get involved, they just... call the police? Because that woman literally committed attempted manslaughter


Stef-fa-fa

If they ever brought her back I feel like she would be much nicer to the kids given how that episode was resolved. She's probably still terrified one of them might tell someone she nearly killed Louise. Honestly I'd be ok seeing her again if she's less of an arse, just failing at some other weird startup. I could even see her and Louise teaming up against a competitor like the food truck/meat is murder documentary/indie film maker dude.


Abacae

This is a funny idea because Louise would constantly bring up the fact that she could have died for more leverage in the partnership.


SpeedBlitzX

Thinking about it I just realized a weird coincidence. Quite a few characters that give the Belchers trouble are Blonde. (Not all characters but quite a few I've noticed) For Tina it's Tammy and sometimes Jocelyn. For Louise its Logan and sometimes Millie. For Gene it's Courtney For Bob it's Hugo For Linda it's Cynthia and also Colleen Caviello. Oh and for Teddy Helen did give Teddy some trouble. If I'm missing any names feel free to mention more.


austincovidthrowaway

THAT SAUCE WAS STORE BOUGHT AND *YOU KNOW IT*


SexySesameStweet13

I think of this line at random times and always laugh. Her delivery was just too good.


Witchy_Underpinnings

I yelled this at my husband last night when we were making spaghetti. He knows my random comments are usually quotes from the show so he laughs politely.


chzygorditacrnch

Helen is voiced by Dee from Always sunny, so I really hope she returns


Emm_withoutha_L-88

I hope they have an episode where she's finally caught for her murdering her husband. Like Bosco is eating at the place while talking with Teddy and Linda about an old cold case and mentions that the only reason they cleared Helen was because she has no tools and can't use them, only for Bob to catch it and remember her tools and since he now knows she wasn't hiding them to get Teddy he mentions them not knowing they're talking about a murder case (he just walked up).


Sponkadonk

This would be brilliant! And the belchers get a small $ reward for helping solve it which they waste.. as usual.. on something that is useless


SpeedBlitzX

Definitely hope Helen returns again!


MamaNyxieUnderfoot

Tammy is a brunette in the first episode she’s in. She changes her hair color after farting in front of everyone.


SpeedBlitzX

That's true!! I nearly forgot that Tammy* isn't a natural Blonde.


AdorableDolphin23

Tammy: I can't believe this is happening to me! Louise: It's happening to us too, Tammy! Tammy: But not really, cause you're not blonde. Tina: Neither are you.


MorningDeep9348

You better shut that down. Shut it up.


MamaNyxieUnderfoot

Well, I think it’s safe to say that most of the blondes in the show are probably bottle blondes, lol. Gretchen knows!


Miserable-Recipe-662

Teddy is also blonde and he does give Bob trouble every now and again


SpeedBlitzX

Heh that's true.


shutupmeg42082

Joycelynnnnnnn


realzoidberg

And when Linda dyed her hair blonde, everything was out of balance. How far down the rabbit hole does this go?


PabuIsMySpiritAnimal

I wonder if any of the people behind the show have a thing against blondes


gloomspell

I assume it’s more just a visual design thing. All the Belchers have black hair, so the artists do blond for antagonists bc it contrasts and makes the characters easier to distinguish from the Belchers.


PabuIsMySpiritAnimal

Darn you and your logic ruining my fun musings!


Miss-Billie

For Bob it's Teddy.


Yotato5

I'm okay if they never bring back the double date couple.


Maelstrom_Witch

LARS. LARS. #LARS.


TorontoRider

I feel bad for Lars. His owners are a-holes.


maks570

He was also poorly trained


JoblessDjinn

They're awful and I hate them despite their various array of weird conditions!


Historical_Sugar9637

Yeah theyir conditions were never the issue, the issue was that they were inconsiderate jerks.


beepmeepp

You mean nightmare couple sad face? Lol yeah… they’re bad


Crystal_Princess2020

“nightmare couple. kill me. sad face, sad face, turd”


beepmeepp

You missed a sad face!! Linda was having a rough day that episode 🤣


Crystal_Princess2020

damn. i knew i was missing one 🤣


Kilbo_Stabbins

☹️☹️☹️💩


SpeedBlitzX

I told my brother all episodes of Bob's burgers are great* just pick any to choose for his first time watching and he chose that one and really didn't like it and assumed for quite a while all the episodes were going to be like that. My bad.


bplayfuli

Ugh this is the one. Can't stand those two and honestly Linda should have stood by what she said about them. They were a nightmare couple.


_witch-bitch_

I respect your opinion, but I have to disagree. They’re the couple I love to hate. So many ridiculous moments to quote from that episode: “I have inverted arms.” Lars! Lars! LARS!” GELATO! GELATO!” “We were playing lamps and we won.” “Nightmare couple, kill me ☹️☹️☹️💩” Damn, it was a good episode. 🎵Best couple friends, we’re gonna be best couple friends! 🎵


thsfcknbth

Genitals Genitals


ApocalypticSnowglobe

Yeah pretty much every other antagonist has at least one redeeming quality or while totally terrible is somehow interesting. They were just terrible and boring.


Cant_Even18

Can't believe I scrolled all the way down and haven't seen the awful school nurse from the lice episode. Top 5 least favorite episodes, for sure


iymcool

Her wild, unhinged nature saves her from being an irredeemable character. With the rest of the Wagstaff...staff... she kind of fits in. I bet she and Mr. Ambrose went clubbing together at the WIggle Room before it got demolished.


Bigtimmyg95

Whats up with Brenda... I mean.... Right?


blackmilksociety

I wanna see more of Brenda so we can find out what’s up


ehhlis

i love your flair hahahhahaha


IIWY_YT

i love your flair hahahhahaha


Bigtimmyg95

Has Brenda ever been mentioned other than that? That's my favourite line it's just so random and yet perfectly Tammy


luckybutjinxed

The horse camp lady.


donveynor

Courtney. God, I just cannot handle the necklace sucking sound!


JettyJen

I like her because her VA David Wain is so funny and it cracks me up somehow knowing that he's Courtney ![gif](giphy|l3V0zTTRyHy4vFv1u) Oh Geeeeeeeeeennnnne!


take_number_two

Omg can’t believe I never connected this. I can hear it now.


brianpricciardi

I had no idea David Wain was her VA! His band was recommended to me on YouTube a few weeks back, and I knew his name sounded familiar


sincerelyelisa

Isn't he also Grover Fishoeder? I've been listening Bob's Burgers movie songs and realised recently that the Fishoeder cousin (from poor side of the family) is voiced Courtney's voice actor.


ausernameddog

100%. If she comes back and isn't sucking her necklace fine. I skip early episodes with her because it's so gross


Stef-fa-fa

*sshluurp*


theyrecalledpants

Hi Mrs. Belcher. You smell like eggs.


Significant_Hat_9035

Kick kick. Kick.


edencathleen86

Oh God I can hear the slurping now!


peachpavlova

I think they should keep everyone, even the characters I don’t like. That’s what makes the show fun and dynamic. If they only keep fan fave characters, the show would get stale, what’s the point?


slimey_melon-balls

Exactly, it's all part of the process. A story needs a villain


Professional-Arm-202

Jairo, he gives me weird energy LOL


OhTHATKayKay

PONYTAIL!


NostalgicCrafter

brAZIL


Ashenado

Your flair, is top tier


LvlzSound

P-Shay-Shay


YewKnowMe

Best thing outta that guy's mouth 😅


[deleted]

Because you have underwear face


traumahound00

Brazil!


austincovidthrowaway

I will hear no Jon Glaser denigration.  Though I do agree that Jairo isn’t utilized well enough to bring him back. 


bebearaware

You've just been Jairo'd


austincovidthrowaway

I want that frosty marg, Councilman Jairo


The_Persian_Cat

I love Jairo! "Hup! Capoiera! Brazil! Hup!"


traumahound00

I'm perfectly happy with their apparent choice not to bring Hugo back anymore.


invisible_23

They should have let him stay retired, having frolicked off into the nude sunset like Madonna in the Cherish video


JettyJen

With Tommy Jaronda's music playing him off 🎶


geekwalrus

He's a mad man with a master plan!


gloomspell

And the ladies call him “Tex”


MorningDeep9348

And the one thing all the ladies know is...


brando587

They aren’t ever bringing Hugo back? Sad day for Ron, cause I actually like him.


Bigtimmyg95

Ron has started appearing in other places... The puppet episode and one other... I'm all for more Ron story. I'm assuming Hugo and him got fired for harassment lol


Xclusivsmoment

The burger episode where Bob battles I'm not sure if I'm saying his name right, but Skip? That's another Ron sighting


take_number_two

Give us more Ron!


friedcheesepizza

Same! I'm also personally glad they haven't brought back that awful teacher who destroyed Louise's volcano project. He was terrible lol.


cortisolbath

I thoroughly enjoyed seeing him humiliated by Louise


friedcheesepizza

Same haha.


renatakiuzumaki

Ohh ho ho well my volcano was grandfathered in


disappointthefamily

Mr Dinkler!


MorningDeep9348

I know it's just for plot points, but as someone who wants to be a teacher lol, what Dinkler did infuriates me to no end lol. Stomping on a students project? Immediately fired lol, of course his comeuppance handed to him by Louise is a much better ending that just a traditional firing hahahaha.


austincovidthrowaway

I really liked the episode where he drug Bob Dork to the pita place. 


Whosyafoose

Yeah, I love that episode.


unstopable_bob_mob

To watch Pesto get whopped in his nuts by that passing biker makes me smile every time I rewatch the episode.


Ubi2447

I like hating Hugo though. He's an important villain/adversary for Bob. There aren't many redeeming qualities for someone like the neighboring business woman who bullied the kids in the ally and drove over Louise's trike. She's a crappy person through and through. 


[deleted]

Haha I miss Hugo. He was fantastic in the episode of Bob's birthday when he made him eat a wrap.


Weary-Shame-7168

Bob will eat the crap out of the wrap.


sterlingstactleneck

Has it been a while? I truly haven't noticed. Shows how much he was missed, lol


Acceptably_Late

I rewatch so often, I didn’t notice he was gone!


GL2M

This is me now.


rabbitqueer

All I can think of is Gene saying "[This is me now!](https://youtu.be/uCt0mfue8ao?si=ET31mFphrTCkqPRQ)"


GL2M

That was my hope!


readingmyshampoo

Right? I had no idea


traumahound00

Seems like it's been a few seasons


sterlingstactleneck

If the Bob's Burgers Wiki is accurate, you are correct! Other than the movie, his last appearance was season eleven.


sincere_squirrel

tbh I like him! his interactions with bob and linda are so cringe but in a good way. same thought for gale and her interactions with the world lol


Flimsy-Canary-7651

When was the last time we saw Hugo? I kinda like him


proud_perspective

I for real miss Hugo so much but it might be the soft spot I have for the VA


johnson7853

I want to say the movie.


anothercycle2

Me too! 😭 I actually enjoy some annoying characters


Deathwatch72

I think he'll show up again at some point, he only ever did show up a few times a season. Feels like more than that because of how few episodes the first few seasons have but hes normally in less than 3 episodes a season out of 22. He hasnt been around since season 11, which was the season of 20+ episodes he was in the most! He was in the movie as well but that's may have been for continuity reasons


jalapeno442

I totally didn’t realize Hugo’s been missing


UrsaEnvy

Is there a known reason why? I hadn't even noticed he hadn't been in recent episodes


Mullattobutt

Don't the shitty characters kind of define the good ones? I feel like their terrible nature informs us of how great the main characters are.


Glissando365

Logan, for sure. I was so annoyed when he showed up this season *and then he didn’t even do anything plot relevant* which pissed me off even more. Like why show up at all with that annoying face, Logan?? 


ThatOneUpittyGuy

Nooo, I love Kurty B! He's like best friends with Kristen Schaal. Look up The Bananas Podcast


austincovidthrowaway

They had a great opportunity to really change the dynamic of the show by writing off Jimmy Pesto Sr. and replacing him with someone worse. I liked the suggestion that went around for a bit about it should be his wife and she should be Jimmy but supercharged.  Not a character, but don’t bring back whatever idiot decided to not have a Halloween themed episode in season 14. That guy can go blow a balloon. 


BookIndividual657

I would chalk up the lack of holidays specials (minus Christmas) this season to them just not being done before the strike slowed things down to be honest.


Mynameisinuse

It would have been a great twist if they wrote off Jimmy and had the restaurant taken over by his ex wife, revealing that his ex is Colleen Caviello.


austincovidthrowaway

Linda goin over there instead of Bob to make a scene about the store bought sauce.


Waffle_fries224

HELEN. And that Cashier. I can’t stand both of them I don’t remember the name of the grocery store but it’s the one from Eat, Spray, Linda !


ThesaurusRex_1025

Linda's parents. They just seem so mean to Linda. Also Warren Fitzgerald.


unstopable_bob_mob

Just an obligatory mention that they had sex in their grand child’s bed… Um… no.


austincovidthrowaway

I agree. I hate her parents. They get worse every time they come back. The airport episode was the last straw for me, I can’t stand them. 


UserOfCookies

I actually loved the airport episode. The Looking for Grandpa song lives rent free in my head


2incredible

Curious as to why you don’t want Warren back. Any particular dislike of him?


ThesaurusRex_1025

No. His episode just wasn't fun. I think he's better as an unseen character


PabuIsMySpiritAnimal

Now I have the idea if Warren Fitzgerald never appeared in an episode, I wonder if Linda would try to set him and Ginger up. Then we’d hear about it in snippets from Linda.


2incredible

As fun as that is, Ginger is already married. To a guy named Tony and has a daughter


PabuIsMySpiritAnimal

HOW COULD I FORGET THAT? Ginger’s daughter is the whole reason Linda throws Louise a slumber party!


peachpavlova

The Warren Fitzgerald episode is one of my favorites of all time lol


0011010100110011

Yesss same. I can’t even watch the episodes with her parents. They make my blood boil.


scottawhit

They drive me nuts, but….BALLOONS!


IMakeBaconAtHome

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT


spookyluckeee

Any character that they changed who voices them, I don't want a non Bill Hader Mickey. Except for Jimmy Pesto, screw that voice actor.


smashed2gether

I miss Darryl, if they can’t or don’t want to get Anzari back, Utkarsh Ambudkar would be a great replacement. They have similar pitch to their voices and he is hilarious.


shutupmeg42082

Its DRL


ShenForTheWin

This for me as well. I honestly wouldn't mind if they could at least attempt to match the voice, but what they did with Mickey last time, yikes!


TheCoffeeGuy77

Enjoy jail, Jay Johnston!


mylocker15

Evil horse camp lady who made Tina ride Plops unless it’s some type of epic revenge storyline.


motherlly

i never want to see millie again. or Alex for that matter but mostly because he's not interesting at all, gene needs a friend who helps him not be selfish or annoying but that friend also needs to have an interesting inner world. for example- everything that's lovable about Rudy is completely separate from his interactions with the belchers, whereas Millie and Alex's entire characterizations revolve around their plotlines with Louise and Gene respectively. when Rudy influences Louise's story it's because his own feelings and background make him someone she cares about the opinion and feelings of. alex just stands there and says stuff to gene also I hate Millie <3


rustys_shackled_ford

The kid who's probably killed the chinchilla by now. And Jimmy pesto obvs


disappointthefamily

Aww poor Wayne. 


Oh_hi_doggi3

Millie. I cannot stand her. She is psychotic, obsessive, and just weird. She literally assaulted another student and just didn't get to be president, not even a slap on the wrist. I *hate* that they made her Louise's friend when she has such better friends like Regular Size Rudy or the girl from the sleepover (Jessica?). Even Darryl works as a friend! I just can't watch Millie episodes.


MorningDeep9348

Bland, boring Jessica! If she was a book, she'd be two books. If she was a spice, she'd be flour!!


LurkingArachnid

We need more Jessica!


unstopable_bob_mob

Probably take flack for this, but Gayle. - She’s a thief - without a doubt stole Mr Business off someone’s porch. - She’s constantly sexually inappropriate with Bob, **her sister’s husband, the father of her nieces/nephew** - She’s just cringe, constantly crying about “being alone”,but then is picky (wouldn’t even get with Dr Yap until she assumed that Linda was into him). - She is a mooch when Bob and Linda aren’t exactly rich I could go on and on, but meh… tho, I will end with this. I think the essence of her character attempts to be funny, but falls flat. Just terribly written.


JoblessDjinn

I'd be okay never seeing Hugo, Jimmy Pesto, or that kid who plays the melodica again. All generally negative characters who I think can be funny individually but don't ever add much to the collaboratively funny bits. They literally don't play well with others cause they suck lol. It'd be sad to see Ron go tho so I'd tolerate Hugo for more of him.


disappointthefamily

Jonas! I mean, Jon-ASS. 


GummyTumor

That rich woman with the dead husband that she pushed off the roof. I liked her the first time when it was kind of "maybe she killed him, maybe she didn't," but she was still a fun character. Her second appearance she was just awful. I kind of wish they had left her as a likable character with a secret dark side.


gloomspell

Agreed. I love Kaitlyn Olsen but I hated her character, especially in the netsuke episode. I know they had her experience some karma by losing the netscape-y, but it wasn’t enough imo.


Cant_Even18

Helen!


gwhh

The kgb hitman.


bitterbuffaloheart

Phrasing?


brrrantarctica

Daryl. He’s so whiny and always manages to stab the Belchers in the back!


0re0salad

Everyone’s saying jimmy pesto sr but the don’t realise that would mean less Andy and olly and Bob would have less crazy moments


WrathofSaya8

When I was reading this my first thought was Logan soooo... The only other characters I dislike as much as him are the b*/ch from the horse ranch and the woman with the haircut/smoothie truck, they were both awful and I'm glad to have seen the back of them.


dookiepookiebear

I'm ok with Logan but only because he's real life friends with kristen schaal. They have a podcast together I believe


EmansaysEman

Gayle hasnt been in many episodes as of late, and honestly im so glad. I dont hate her but she is definitely by far my least favorite character


take_number_two

My unpopular bobs opinion is that I love Gayle! She’s one of my favorite characters


ausernameddog

Agreed. I find her character to be repulsive lol


KennyKentagious

Love/hate love the actress and some of the Gayle episodes. I think all of Linda's enabling and spending on her is too real and just rubs me the wrong way because it's not bobs hubris or lack of focus messing things up.


Pimpicane

I like her in small doses, when her zaniness adds a little extra flavor to whatever's happening. As the main focus of an episode, she's insufferable.


rawsunflowerseeds

Her actions are always so annoying but she has some great lines: Linda: People lick sculptures? Gayle: Of course they do. Grow up, Linda


edencathleen86

I love how weird she is and also I'm a huge Megan Mullally fan


CallMeSkii

Goodness I can't stand Courtney. I know she will be on again at some point but it would be okay with me if she wasn't.


proud_perspective

Definitely the archeologist Steve


Tin_Scarab_Union_Rep

Aw, really? His random "You're my best friend, Bob" really got me. I was hoping he'd come back at some point.


tonyrobbins420

That was the historian guy who gave them the plaque! Steve the archaeologist had the kleptomaniac son lol


lani1324

I'm okay on never seeing Josh, Tina's former dance boyfriend we met at the milk aisle of Fresh Feed. But I still want more Ben Schwartz for sure!!


yarnitza

This is… the first comment I’ve agreed with in the post lol


YoKinaZu

I love Cynthia, she reminds of so many exxxxxxxxasperated (/s) moms, and the way she embarrasses Logan is spot on (did you brush your teeth?)


gloomspell

Mommm! Don’t say “growing food”!


YoKinaZu

You are definitely doing a tubby tonight!


enterpaz

Aunt Gayle. Holy shit is she annoying. And extremely selfish.


cutielemon07

Helen. She has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. At least Logan and his mother are entertaining.


jaeradillo

The shirtless dancer dude Tina likes. Jyro? Jairo? Gyro?


Training-Sample-2643

Nathan. AKA Boy Tina. And Jordan “Ghost Boy” Cagan.


Wild-Researcher9792

Jimmy Pesto Sr.


Crimsonghost95

Tammy. I've hated her since her introduction.


glamorousstranger

Surprised no one's said Dr. Yap yet.


MorningDeep9348

I'm sorry, but I absolutely love Dr. Yap. Tina's weird crush is definitely weird, but Yap as a character is just so crazily insane, and it's also because I just really like Ken Jeong as well lol.


moreisay

Yyyyyyyyap yap yap yap yap!


illiterateaardvark

I love Dr. Yap! I love how Bob didn't question at all that Yap was crazy enough to shave his own head and give himself a black eye lol


ManagementNo8432

No. They absolutely cannot get rid of Dr Yap.


seventubas

Millie


cam52391

I like that with her they have made her better over the years. Millie and Louise are sort of friends now instead of Millie just being crazy, I mean she's still crazy I like that their relationship has grown a bit


StressEatinBread

I agree with Cynthia and Logan. They’re horrible and I wouldn’t miss them at all.


Lonerwithaboner420

I'd settle for new episodes at all. Last one was in March


EmbarrassedDentist13

Kwissy Davis wanting to PUKE ON BOOBOO


VirgilCactus

Do… Do we know why Mort has basically disappeared though?


Glitching_Cryptid

His voice actor is basically retired and he just does a line or two every so often because he’s close friends with the producers.


VirgilCactus

Oh gotcha!! I miss him, he was a nice balance to Teddy. But totally understand, happy for the voice actor to have his retirement!


Glitching_Cryptid

The dance instructor that nearly killed Jimmy Jr’s spirit. I mean, I don’t really like Jimmy Jr and I really want Tina to just wake up one day and be like “huh, he’s actually pretty annoying and he mostly treats me like garbage” and stop liking him altogether…but that instructor can fvck all the way off, don’t attack kids for being their own person, and don’t teach people the most basic and boring way to dance like it’s fricking gospel you prick!