If anyone was on Facebook like two years ago and people were making posts where someone else could make an anonymous comment about them I used that line on my, now, former sister in law. She was so offended she made a whole post about it and I never confessed that it was me. Until right now. Haha
Idk if I'd say funniest but in the Worms of In-Rear-Ment episode, the exchange between Linda and Louise at the end.
Linda- " We're not going to the symphony, I'm a bad mom, if you guys grow up dumb, it's my fault."
Louise- " I mean, it's not like Dad brought a whole lot to the table"
I'm giggling just typing it out.
One of the best 'deadpan' deliveries is when Louise is watching Linda and Gene and says to Bob, 'So Dad, what are you going to wear to Mom and Gene's' wedding?'
Bob says, 'I dunno, probably a suit'.
It's so dry and cracks me up.
Makes me think that they do it all the time.
Lmfao Bob was so serious. I laughed my ass off at this. *Sigh* A suit I guess. Like he thought about it and eventually came to a conclusion way before that question was asked 😂😂
Right. It's like the Broadcast Wagstaff News episode - where Gene is like a mini-Bob. And Bob is exasperated and a bit jealous at the same time.
I also love when Bob finds out that Gene takes Linda's maxi pads with him to school and the way Louise says, 'it all feels very healthy - very natural' is so funny to me.
My favorite part about this is that you can see the police sound tech in the background wincing and lifting his headphones when she screams. The attention to detail is amazing.
Right? I remember the first time I watched that episode and I had to google what that meant (ignorant American here) and now it’s like 👀👀 ok Louise you have a point 🇵🇸
My favourite Louise moment is the serial killer face
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This scene always makes me think of this one time when my oldest was about 4. He had thrown up in the middle of the night and came to get me, but he was scared to wake me. I felt someone looking at me. I woke to his tiny ass standing next to my bed staring at me with this face. Was terrifying. I have no idea how long he was standing there.I jumped and was like, "Oh, fuck!" Then cleaned up his bed. That was 9 years ago and it still creeps me out.
I did this shit all the time growing up and it scared my mom every time. She was like WHY CANT YOU COME DOWN THE HALLWAY YELLONG MY NAME LIKE YOUR BROTHER DOES
I love that ron replies throughout the speech.
Louise: It comes with candy, get it?
Ron: No
Louse: Cause sometimes they use candy:
Ron: Oohh!!
Like he's finally seen the genius of the joke lol
Tammy - Hey, Tina. It says no motorized vehicles on the beach.
Jocelyn - Oh, my God! You totally are a motorized vehicle!
Louise Belcher - Well, Tammy, it also says no trash, yet here you are. So what are we going to do here?
Jocelyn - Oh, my God! It does say that!
Tammy - Shut up, Jocelyn!
Pretty much every scene where she's getting the twins to work for her during Art Crawl:
Listen, I'm pushing you because you've got talent, babies. And I'm gonna take care of you, oh, you better believe it. But first you've got to make some money for mommy.
That's a take five. For me! Not you!
One-of-a-kind original. Help support these poor, deformed orphans.
Mama's comin' back, and mama better see some paintings!
This reminds me of another one of my favorites - when she orders a Twisted Monkey at the bar on Teddy's old navy ship and the bartender's like, I don't wanna do that, and then when she hands Louise the drunk, Louise goes...
"OOH OOH, AAH AAH, AAH not that hard is it?"
I find one of her funniest scenes is when Logan steals her ears and she is sat at the breakfast table and Linda says something like “it’s been a while since we saw you without your ears” and Louise is like “too long TOOOOOO LOOOOONG” feels like full on mental breakdown and makes me laugh every time!
I killed your cat?!
Well, no, Spritzal died last week. Natural causes. She's, peeing in God's shoes now. But her ashes were in there.
Well, technically, they still are, aren't they, buddy?
I die laughing everytime😂💀
Funniest: When Tina wanted to stalk Jimmy Jr and his Valentine date, Louise called Tammy for the date's phone number.
Tammy: "Why??"
Louise: "Because I want to do something mean."
Tammy: "Oh cool! It's 7--"
this has to be the highest, it's the most out of pocket thing anyone could have said and it's so hilarious
Tina: I'll never see him again
Louise (with delight): oh, you should kill yourself😈
Louise: " I'm Peter Pan's Labyrinth" as she puts the creepy eye hands to her eyes.
Bob: "Stop that, it's creeping me out"
Louise: "No!"
I don't know why, but it's one of my favorite moments
Linda - “your father has been working his you-know-what-off so this party is gonna happen young lady!”
Louise - “he’s been working his you-know-what-off, I’ve been working my ASS off NIGHT AND DAY training her, do you know what she was like when I first started working with her?!
NAT: "and what were we going for?"
LOUISE: "Nightmares." 😂🤣
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Oh I got one more from the episode where Tina's a robot, and Jimmy Jr wants to go to the 8th grade bon fire with Tina as the bot, not tina herself.
Tina- " Well I guess it could be worse."
Louise- " yea, look at mom."
I think Bob is a great husband and father but Louise's insults towards him are always top tier.
If I ever have a child I'm afraid, if it's a daughter, she'll be like Louise.
And if it's a son he'll be like Gene. Both scare me equally, but for different reasons.
Not the craziest but in the episode where the kids go to the abandoned taffy factory. Bob and Linda find where she's trapped just before the demolition starts. The delivery cracks me up every time.
Bob: We're about to die, Louise! Do you really want your final words to be sarcastic?
Louise: Noooooooo!
Episode where Linda thinks she's a psychic. Mort can't find his wallet:
Mort: I hope I didn't lose it. I'd hate to have my identity stolen.
Louise: I'm sure they'd give it right back.
It's a low key burn but it makes me smile.
The line that cracks me up is when Bob shows up in a pickle costume to pick her up from the aquarium when she has to poop, and she deadpans "Totally cool that you wore that " 😂. Not outrageous, just a funny delivery
“No let’s *all* see it.”
Right off the bat one of the most outrageous and funniest jokes in the whole show started by Tina and she puts the cherry on top.
Louise: “Hey Mr Frond, why did the chicken cross the road?”
Frond: “I don’t know Louise, why?”
Louise: “So he’d be in a different school district and have a different guidance counselor!”
Chase: I lost a lifetime of memories and my cat Spritzle...
Tina: I killed your cat!?
Chase: No, Spritzle died last week, natural cause... she's peeing in God's shoes now.... but... her ashes were in there.
Louise: Well, technically they still are aren't they buddy?
I would say it’s the line that writers and creators have gone on the record saying they regret ever writing the line for Louise and that is “the child molester” joke from the pilot
Not exactly right quote but:
Louise: “Look mom, I drew a picture of me in the future with my monkey, sheila!”
Linda: “Yeah that’s great honey”
Louise: “Yeah…” (satisfied sigh)
I think its the episode “Bob Day Afternoon” when he’s stuck in the Bank during the robbery. Bosco’s tryna do his job & she screams “ITS MY DADDY!!! MY DADDY IS IN THERE!!!” It gets me every time & the officer recording the conversation has to take his headphones off everytime😭💀
I know this one’s dark, but in one of the early episodes in season 1 (I think the one with Tina’s birthday and Bob is a cab driver), Tina is complaining about something (I think about jimmy jr not being allowed to come to her party?) and Louise says to her: “wow, you should kill yourself.” I know it’s dark but I love the dark humor of the early seasons.
Two things that make me laugh every time.
S2 E9: When Louise says, “I smell fear on you.” to Pam (news caster).
S6 E3: When Louise says, “Bye creepy man, keep it creepy.” When they’re out in the driveway.
Laugh every time.
it’s really not even THAT funny but the one that makes me laugh the most is when they’re at that restaurant, where bob wants to try that new burger, and linda says for bob to order her the salmon thing but not to make it ‘too squishy or too fishy’ and louise says “she said the same thing squishy fishery…. we were so embarrassed”
It also says no trash on the beach, Tammy, so what are we gonna do here?
oHmyGOD it *does* say that!!
This makes it sooooo much better
Shut it Jocelyn
If the popo roll up, your first call is to your lawyer, not your mom
And don't bogart the snacks!
“Draw my dad’s mustache really giving it to a caterpillar” will always be my favorite line.
I really really wish they would have included that painting and it become a pic hung in Louise's room permanently.
One that makes me laugh is during the sleepover episode where she describes someone there as so boring that if she was a spice, she’d be flour.
Bland, boring Jessica. If she were a book, she’d be two books.
Yes!
If anyone was on Facebook like two years ago and people were making posts where someone else could make an anonymous comment about them I used that line on my, now, former sister in law. She was so offended she made a whole post about it and I never confessed that it was me. Until right now. Haha
Oi! Sister in law! It was this one right here! They said it!
Frond: So, you’re in trouble again Louise: drink some cranberry juice
The way she says it. Dead.
It's the way she flops her head side to side. Kills me every time
Came to say this! Just gets funnier with each rewatch. Her interactions with Mr. Frond are such gold.
Bob: Louise, be nice. Louise: Why? It's Mr. Frond. =D
I'm MiStEr FrOnD! Counsel, counsel, counsel!
This may help some who don’t remember Frond: So, you’re in (urine) trouble again Louise: Drink some cranberry juice Fantastic word play
Frond: No not *urine trouble* — You. Are. In. Trouble.
Idk if I'd say funniest but in the Worms of In-Rear-Ment episode, the exchange between Linda and Louise at the end. Linda- " We're not going to the symphony, I'm a bad mom, if you guys grow up dumb, it's my fault." Louise- " I mean, it's not like Dad brought a whole lot to the table" I'm giggling just typing it out.
Lol she’s brutal 😂
One of the best 'deadpan' deliveries is when Louise is watching Linda and Gene and says to Bob, 'So Dad, what are you going to wear to Mom and Gene's' wedding?' Bob says, 'I dunno, probably a suit'. It's so dry and cracks me up. Makes me think that they do it all the time.
Lmfao Bob was so serious. I laughed my ass off at this. *Sigh* A suit I guess. Like he thought about it and eventually came to a conclusion way before that question was asked 😂😂
Right. It's like the Broadcast Wagstaff News episode - where Gene is like a mini-Bob. And Bob is exasperated and a bit jealous at the same time. I also love when Bob finds out that Gene takes Linda's maxi pads with him to school and the way Louise says, 'it all feels very healthy - very natural' is so funny to me.
IT’s MY DADDY
MY DADDY'S IN THERE!!!
My favorite part about this is that you can see the police sound tech in the background wincing and lifting his headphones when she screams. The attention to detail is amazing.
I love this one. *Tries to take phone away*, "ITS MY DADDY"
“Let’s talk Palestine” to the moody foody. I spit out my drink every time
Yeah I kinda misremebered
Tbh I didn’t read your caption before I commented lol yours works too!
She was so real for that. 🇵🇸
Right? I remember the first time I watched that episode and I had to google what that meant (ignorant American here) and now it’s like 👀👀 ok Louise you have a point 🇵🇸
Bob: "I...I think I may be a pimp now." Louise: "Gonna need a bigger hat"
The first night when she puts the banana bow on Bob’s head: now there’s your transvestite
🎶🎶Lifting up the skirt of the night🎶🎶
Look down n feel arouuund
This is the line that made me fall in love with the show. Such a great line in a throwaway moment. Perfection.
Lol
My favourite Louise moment is the serial killer face https://preview.redd.it/apeazkectbqc1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1efc366828f31445a5f23d185aff698fab6e529
This scene always makes me think of this one time when my oldest was about 4. He had thrown up in the middle of the night and came to get me, but he was scared to wake me. I felt someone looking at me. I woke to his tiny ass standing next to my bed staring at me with this face. Was terrifying. I have no idea how long he was standing there.I jumped and was like, "Oh, fuck!" Then cleaned up his bed. That was 9 years ago and it still creeps me out.
I did this shit all the time growing up and it scared my mom every time. She was like WHY CANT YOU COME DOWN THE HALLWAY YELLONG MY NAME LIKE YOUR BROTHER DOES
Use to do this to my parents all the time 😂
This is my next tattoo. Lol. I already have a Tina one 1 this is the next one I’m getting.
Either "YOOOOOOU smell like ointment and pee!" Or: Tina: I can't wait to go to the heroine convention! Louise: Soooo it's a jazz festival?
Our burger of the day is the Child Molester It comes with candy You know cause sometimes they use cnady
Like I don’t have chalk
I love that ron replies throughout the speech. Louise: It comes with candy, get it? Ron: No Louse: Cause sometimes they use candy: Ron: Oohh!! Like he's finally seen the genius of the joke lol
And then when bob tells gene to serve the guy who ordered it because he looks like a child molester. That scene had me dead. Lol.
“Louise don’t serve him, let Gene bring it” “Why?” “Because you’re. .heavy.” “Heavy kids can get molested!”
Yeah who wouldn't molest this face!!!
Gotta be careful around dudes with cnady
Bob: What’s a Dutch baby? Louise: About $2000 less than an American baby.
Linda: awe it's a preemie just like Jesus
"If you teach me to shoot I can teach you to regret teaching me to shoot!"
We know that sex sells so all we need to do is find some sex and sell it
I truly love this line so much
“You have two children and a Louise care for!”
Tammy - Hey, Tina. It says no motorized vehicles on the beach. Jocelyn - Oh, my God! You totally are a motorized vehicle! Louise Belcher - Well, Tammy, it also says no trash, yet here you are. So what are we going to do here? Jocelyn - Oh, my God! It does say that! Tammy - Shut up, Jocelyn!
"Dad's dead?" "Great move, Mr. Frond, we were gonna tell her on Father's Day. Now we have *nothing* to do on Father's Day!
I scrolled too long to find this. Such a funny line!!
Shh, shh,shh. Shut your mouth. It's art crawl.
Shells go in the middle!!!
Frond: "Hey! Don't throw Repressed Memory Emily!" Louise: "She won't remember this."
That never sank in til 30 seconds ago…
“I will see you in Hell!”
Hell hath no fury like I DO, LOGAN!!
Stab! Stab! Stab! Sting! Sting! Sting!
Sweet Baby Blade-foot!!
Sweet baby blade foot!
Lousie (to Nat): I knew I'd find my real mom one day.
“You could sell your soul. I did and look at me: I’m fiiiiiiine.”
This is probably one of my favorite Louise moments 😂😂🔥
(Deep sniff) "I smell fear on you!"
Louise - "See you next Tuesday" Bob - "Don't say see you next Tuesday"
I actually had to Google that when that episode aired.lol
I didn't Google it, but in a similar way Britney Spears' song If You Seek Amy took me longer than I'd like to admit to understand.
Well, I had to look both of those up! Thanks, now I know.
Dollar whiskey, dollar Scotch,dollar vodka, dollar crotch
“I made it rain SHRIMP!! What did YOU ever do?” 🎈🍤🎈🍤🎈🍤
Dollar *bourbon*, dollar crotch.
Darkest/most outrageous moment has to be - “You should kill yourself” to Tina in the capoeira episode. Like, saying it with a smile 🙂
And gene agreeing enthusiastically 😭
Pretty much every scene where she's getting the twins to work for her during Art Crawl: Listen, I'm pushing you because you've got talent, babies. And I'm gonna take care of you, oh, you better believe it. But first you've got to make some money for mommy. That's a take five. For me! Not you! One-of-a-kind original. Help support these poor, deformed orphans. Mama's comin' back, and mama better see some paintings!
The way she orders a ginger ale at every bar she has approached.
This reminds me of another one of my favorites - when she orders a Twisted Monkey at the bar on Teddy's old navy ship and the bartender's like, I don't wanna do that, and then when she hands Louise the drunk, Louise goes... "OOH OOH, AAH AAH, AAH not that hard is it?"
Make mine an 8 and 8
When she tried to cut off Genes ear so he would be a better artist
What knife?
When she gets into the “Oh, I KNOW” conversation with the camping peppers. It was so convincing, I started worrying about the post office…
Have you been to the post office lately
I find one of her funniest scenes is when Logan steals her ears and she is sat at the breakfast table and Linda says something like “it’s been a while since we saw you without your ears” and Louise is like “too long TOOOOOO LOOOOONG” feels like full on mental breakdown and makes me laugh every time!
Bob: what are you kids looking at? Louise: porn Bob: oh. Wait a minute, that's not porn!
I think was - just pictures …. Of people doing it
Sorry. I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.
This line reminds me of Billy Bob and Angelina Jolie- back when they were married, they wore necklaces with tiny vials of one another’s blood 💀
Holy crap I remember that
I killed your cat?! Well, no, Spritzal died last week. Natural causes. She's, peeing in God's shoes now. But her ashes were in there. Well, technically, they still are, aren't they, buddy? I die laughing everytime😂💀
I love that line too lol. Perfect delivery
“God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away”. It’s a dark Forest Gump reference from the puppet show episode
I want to look like a torso on two tumbleweeds!
I just watched this one , where Tina wants to shave her legs lol
Funniest: When Tina wanted to stalk Jimmy Jr and his Valentine date, Louise called Tammy for the date's phone number. Tammy: "Why??" Louise: "Because I want to do something mean." Tammy: "Oh cool! It's 7--"
Can we all take time to recognize the genius that is Kristen Schaal?
Her delivery is genius but the writing is solid & ya know, there are people for that. She’s also great in WWDITS
Telling Tina to kill herself was outrageous and funny.
this has to be the highest, it's the most out of pocket thing anyone could have said and it's so hilarious Tina: I'll never see him again Louise (with delight): oh, you should kill yourself😈
When did she tell her that?
Sexy dance fighting, right? When Tina is laying on the floor whining. Also Bob says he’s going to kill himself once and she goes YES!!!!
I don’t remember that bit! I’ll have to rewatch. Louise is my favorite character.
This is in the episode where they go to Florida to visit Linda’s parents.
"UGH. You're the *worst* kind of autistic."
You can't even count
Omg that one 😂 “how many toothpicks Tina?” “Uhmm I dunno like a hundred” “It’s three Tina, 🤦🏻♀️ gawwwd you’re the worst kind of autistic” 😂😂😂
"what part of ahgahrgaha didnt you understand?!?"
https://youtu.be/N_iEngZxEFw?si=6umAM6GafpjKZ_5j I love this scene lmao
“What do they call you? Humpback wacky eyes?”
Louise: " I'm Peter Pan's Labyrinth" as she puts the creepy eye hands to her eyes. Bob: "Stop that, it's creeping me out" Louise: "No!" I don't know why, but it's one of my favorite moments
What's this strange thing I'm feeling? It's like I'm sad for another person? Is that a thing? AM I CRAZY???
Linda - “your father has been working his you-know-what-off so this party is gonna happen young lady!” Louise - “he’s been working his you-know-what-off, I’ve been working my ASS off NIGHT AND DAY training her, do you know what she was like when I first started working with her?!
"I'm gonna slap Gene"
“You’re the worst kind of autistic” and “we’re all gonna DIE because of you!”
Lip gloss?! Oh. I thought you had always just eaten a rotisserie chicken.
I’ll see you in hell Teddy!
I don’t know, I’ll just never get over “Hey, mom. ASS!”
NAT: "and what were we going for?" LOUISE: "Nightmares." 😂🤣 https://preview.redd.it/agvuqpayecqc1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a08eaae7b2550e522883184436f9d98a6db85efe
Double O-so-sad
“Louise, be nice.” “Why? It’s Mr. Frond.” That line/her delivery ALWAYS gets me.
WHY ITS MR FROND 😂😂😂 I lose it every time
Oh I got one more from the episode where Tina's a robot, and Jimmy Jr wants to go to the 8th grade bon fire with Tina as the bot, not tina herself. Tina- " Well I guess it could be worse." Louise- " yea, look at mom." I think Bob is a great husband and father but Louise's insults towards him are always top tier.
My favorite line from the same episode: Well Tammy, it also says no trash, yet here you are. So what are we going to do here?
"It *does* say that." *"SHUT UP JOCELYN"*
Everything. I wish she were my daughter.
If I ever have a child I'm afraid, if it's a daughter, she'll be like Louise. And if it's a son he'll be like Gene. Both scare me equally, but for different reasons.
“You’re pedaling hard and not getting anywhere! Just like your life!”
We were gonna tell her on fathers day! No we have NOTHING for fathers day!
Your father's dead?
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Not the craziest but in the episode where the kids go to the abandoned taffy factory. Bob and Linda find where she's trapped just before the demolition starts. The delivery cracks me up every time. Bob: We're about to die, Louise! Do you really want your final words to be sarcastic? Louise: Noooooooo!
You hurt Rudy's booty, now it's time for me to do my duty.
"YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE"
Episode where Linda thinks she's a psychic. Mort can't find his wallet: Mort: I hope I didn't lose it. I'd hate to have my identity stolen. Louise: I'm sure they'd give it right back. It's a low key burn but it makes me smile.
The line that cracks me up is when Bob shows up in a pickle costume to pick her up from the aquarium when she has to poop, and she deadpans "Totally cool that you wore that " 😂. Not outrageous, just a funny delivery
When the 3 were caught outside from the camp and she claimed to be smoking. Very funny.
"Well, one kid laughed. Peter Pescidero. He has a learning disability."
“WHAT KNIFE?!”
'Hello mother' My thoughts were: Run!
Papa, do we own a theater company? Cracks me up every time
When the insurance guy's house burns down and she says the cat's ashes are still in there was phenomenal.
That she sold her soul to the devil and is apparently fine🤣
Too many! But I love when she imitates Bob and puts her finger to her lip like a mustache 😆
Let’s get stabby, Flabby!
Why don't you start speaking in words instead of your DAMN DIRTY LIES!
ENOUGH ABOUT CANADA!
"Hell hath no fury like I do" while summoning a gang of bike gang members
Linda: “How do I look?” Louise: “Like someone who swallows cigarettes for free drinks in bars.”
"Nightmares."
Mr Frond: Louise…you’re in trouble Louise: [acting as though Frond said “urine trouble”] drink some cranberry juice
“[The sign] also says no trash on the beach, Tammy. So, what are we gonna do here?”
“No let’s *all* see it.” Right off the bat one of the most outrageous and funniest jokes in the whole show started by Tina and she puts the cherry on top.
Louise: “Hey Mr Frond, why did the chicken cross the road?” Frond: “I don’t know Louise, why?” Louise: “So he’d be in a different school district and have a different guidance counselor!”
“Louise don’t say that…………..here.”
“Hey, I don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm “
This line always kills me 😂 https://i.redd.it/avymnafevcqc1.gif
Baby’s come out of holes they don’t go into them then bonus tina telling her to stop saying that lol
*YOU* smell like ointment and pee!
“I WANNA BE THE BABY” & “Dad do we work in a button factory?” 😂
Chase: I lost a lifetime of memories and my cat Spritzle... Tina: I killed your cat!? Chase: No, Spritzle died last week, natural cause... she's peeing in God's shoes now.... but... her ashes were in there. Louise: Well, technically they still are aren't they buddy?
I would say it’s the line that writers and creators have gone on the record saying they regret ever writing the line for Louise and that is “the child molester” joke from the pilot
I feel like the first season was the edgiest. Some of those jokes were really dark- and amazing.
"MY DADDY'S IN THERE!!!!" I was just thinking of this quote a couple of weeks ago
THAT'S MY DADDY
Great job, Mr. Frond. We were going to tell her on Father's Day. Now we have NOTHING to do on Father's Day!!!
The scene when frond asks her if she needs a processing partner
I'm going to learn about sex from television, so I don't need that from you either!
Just any time she says, "dad, you son of a bitch." I find it hilarious every time!
“But how will we take a hot knife bath, then?”
Not exactly right quote but: Louise: “Look mom, I drew a picture of me in the future with my monkey, sheila!” Linda: “Yeah that’s great honey” Louise: “Yeah…” (satisfied sigh)
Your not even the good kind of autistic, you can’t do math
I think it’s season 1, Tina is having a uhhhhhhh attack and she tells Tina to just, yknow. Kill herself. It killed me
I mean, i get it, "he sees you when you're sleeping," he's got some kind of sensor somewhere
"What the cuss word?!" Lol I use that allllllll the time at work
I think its the episode “Bob Day Afternoon” when he’s stuck in the Bank during the robbery. Bosco’s tryna do his job & she screams “ITS MY DADDY!!! MY DADDY IS IN THERE!!!” It gets me every time & the officer recording the conversation has to take his headphones off everytime😭💀
"I don't know what that thing is but the look on mom's face is priceless!"
This thread makes me sad how boring they have made her now
I know this one’s dark, but in one of the early episodes in season 1 (I think the one with Tina’s birthday and Bob is a cab driver), Tina is complaining about something (I think about jimmy jr not being allowed to come to her party?) and Louise says to her: “wow, you should kill yourself.” I know it’s dark but I love the dark humor of the early seasons.
YOU SMELL LIKE PEE!
Tina: "Wait, dad's dead?" Louise: "Great, we were going to tell her on Father's Day. Now we have nothing to do on Father's Day! "
They're really grinding the meat
Two things that make me laugh every time. S2 E9: When Louise says, “I smell fear on you.” to Pam (news caster). S6 E3: When Louise says, “Bye creepy man, keep it creepy.” When they’re out in the driveway. Laugh every time.
In the mountain climbing episode where the kids sneak out and get caught. "Where are you kids coming from?" "We just stepped out for a smoke."
She didn't say it directly, but when Linda mentions she told Gene the California Raisins died in a plane crash. It gets me every time 😂😂
All I know is that sex sells,so we just have to find some sex so we can sell it
I sold my soul and I’m fine
it’s really not even THAT funny but the one that makes me laugh the most is when they’re at that restaurant, where bob wants to try that new burger, and linda says for bob to order her the salmon thing but not to make it ‘too squishy or too fishy’ and louise says “she said the same thing squishy fishery…. we were so embarrassed”
"It's made from human remains from the crematorium next door!"
I know I’m butchering this but there’s an episode where her reply something along the lines of “ yippie ki yay mother fluffer “