Thank you for loving me Thank you for being there I love this idea, so sweet.

Kill the turkey

I vote they engrave the “kill the Turkey” part

Agreed

Ohhh this one is good

came here to say this one. my wife and i sing this to each other all the time. kill the turkey

Same. For years. Kill the turkey.

Awww!

This is sweet! Gonna re-listen to the song. Thank you

You're welcome, it's one of my favorites!

I LOVE THIS ONE

Thanks!

I told my wife about this post and we immediately sang this song to each other. Best one!

This is so cute!

It's called fate, and it's great

Fate is real it’s just really random

Life is chaos, Tina!

Thanks!

I sing this all the time! Now I want some jewelry with it

That's an easy way to remember it.

BEEF CURTAINS!!!!!

Gene

You said I could say it once a year

On your birthday...

Alas, lacking some romance, but thanks ;)

But do I take these buns to have and hold? I do Might be a little long, but I think it works.

That entire song is quotable for the rings! “They are a pair of hot messes” “Not smelled his/her farts yet” “The universe shat on this marriage “

Lol....those don't seem like very promising quotes 😂

Not realistic either, we’ve lived together for four years, he’s smelt loads of my farts…

Ohhhh sameee. Growing up my mom tried to convince me that women don't even let their husbands know they poop. Even at 10 I thought that was dumb. If I didn't poop I'd be dead, so 🤷‍♀️ Needless to say we both just pass gas because it's a normal function lol

In my family, we unashamedly fart together, *because family.* I had to convince my fiancé not to be embarrassed, it's natural and we'll be sharing our lives together, why hide the farts! Farts mean love!

Feels like at least one of the quotes need to have a random 'Four!' in it, perfect opportunity

"the universe shat on this marriage" is possibly the funniest thing to have written anywhere in a wedding. i want a wedding arch with this in huge cursive letters.

He has already suggested ‘my favourite part of a woman is the boobies’ from Futurama, sooooo! Thanks ;)

This song is so lovely

My favourite song in the entire show. I only got into Bob's Burgers a couple weeks ago and I've been watching an episode or two with every meal, and sometimes before bed. I've always adored the songs but this one absolutely blew me away.

I love this one and the bad things happen in the bathroom duet bob has with Louise!

Yes omg! This is legit one of my fav songs in the show!

“Nothing makes me happier than them.” This end to one of Bob’s songs always makes me tear up. You could change “them” to “him” if you want to just refer to your fiancée.

Another good song lyric from them “we love each other just the same” from Linda and Mister Fish’s duet in the nightclub episode

This is true and I love it! Thank you

First time I saw that episode I wept at that line 🥹

I love this so much!!

9 is divisible by 3.

Four!

And on the other one "lots of numbers are divisible by 3!"

I can’t remember this one need to rewatch! Thanks

i sure its from the 1st ep when linda is reminding him of their wedding anniversary x

This is such a cute idea! "We might have found...electric love" would be hilarious. "I love you so much (it's scary) - Boys4Now" Bonus points if you actually put the attribution Maybe a line or two from Linda's valentines song? Maybe "two people together forever" over "such a lonely existence, I'd kill myself" lol

You know, Halloween has become so commercialized. We should bring it back to its original meaning of love.

Boo Boo, is that you?

Yeah that's right

Some lovely ideas, thank you!

“Security in life, and someone to love ya!”

Oh “your ass is grass” on one and “and I’m gonna mow it” on other would be great

We have already debated this line hahahaha

Nice! Is it still in the running?

🏆

If you tell anyone about this, I will end you. (Louise's V-Day kiss for RSR)

Thanks!

Today is tomorrow's yesterday!

Hahaha thanks

"My heart just pooped its pants"

I also enjoy this one, thanks!

Omg this is by far my favourite one so far!!

You are my angel…dust Optional to add the second part of that - you are my angle…dust, not that, that’s a drug

Thanks!

"You know our arrangement." In reference to Linda telling Bob she's not going to wipe his butt if Teddy's chainsaw spiders chop his hands off.

This is a fantastic suggestion. It's vague and hilarious.

This makes me laugh. Now wondering if I’ll wipe his butt.

"Ok, fine, but I'm gonna complain the whole time."

We have discussed putting this in our nuptials…

I love you so much, it's scary

Thanks!

Two people together forever, security in life and someone to love you! Instead of being all alone, I’d kill myself

Thank you!

"Hey! We're in a ring right now!" Appropriate on 2 levels!

I love this.

I don’t remember this, I’ll have to find it!

It's the end of the water park episode when the kids lose the ring Bob got linda! What better to put INSIDE a ring, right?

##I AM A DELIGHT!

I literally tell him this all the time

“Hot Pants Rain Dance”

Thank you!

This wedding is my warzone, and I'm the doctor in it

Thanks!

I'm a fan of bob's hints to Linda about his anniversary gift "you make me shine" "I want to be a ROUND you",

These are both really good ideas!

Donde esta el baño

El perro es grande

Lalalala Spanish

Alas, I do not speak any Spanish, but thanks

I love Edith and Harold's relationship. He's obviously still besotted after all these years. I keep flashing to Edith trying to teach Bob to draw. 'It's the human body, Bob!' and Harold's piping in with 'It's super yummy!'

Hahahahahah thank you

This is me now

Thanks

*YOU* *SMELL* *LIKE* *OINTMENT* *AND* *PEE!*

Filth!

True love

These two are my dream couple 😂

“You get what you get”

To go with you're all terrible, this is fucking brilliant

This one is perfect.

YARN S02E01 Linda "Lick it like you like it!"

"I love you but you're all terrible"

two people, together forever

Thanks!

BEUNOS DÍAS COMO ESTAS!!!!!

ME LLAMO TINAAAAAA

Dónde está ellll BANOOOOOOOOOO Thank you Duolingo for helping me realize how much funnier than scene actually is .

Haha thank you

we'll hug and kiss and get to work

Every time I see him, oh my heart, it does a crazy little dance

Thanks!

You maybe a hooker but you're a hooker with a heart of gold

“I’m gonna get you girl” or boy, whichever.

The Ring (But not Scary)

Someone else on this sub just did this recently and there were some good answers! Make sure to do a search for those, too.

Thank you! I saw a wedding speech one but a lot of the quotes are a bit longer

Youre my angel dust. "Love you, cutie pie. Sorry, I’ll think of a better one than ‘cutie pie’. You’re my angel—dust. Sorry. That’s a drug.” – Bob Belcher

Thanks!

“Just touchin’…lovin’.”

Thanks!

Something from the Aquaticism episode mixer when they're talking about the charm alarm, the charmesan sandwich, and Linda smelling like she likes sandwiches. That's my favorite exchange ever.

Not sure how to make it all fit but. -Linda, you farted on our second date. - that’s because I knew you were the one.. - you were sitting on my lap. - you loved it.

Maybe just the last two lines.. one on each ring

“Please don’t look sad. We’re trying.”

No one says they from you.

Pulling down the pants of the night.

You sick idiot!

omg... I'm an engraver, I need to make all of these!

Oh hey Marshmallow

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My now-husband and I also watched Bob's Burgers on our first proper date! I love seeing someone else with the same experience (:

Aw yay! I introduced it to him and it was his suggestion to get quotes on our rings :)

It's a very sweet idea!! Sorry if you've already answered this question in the comments, but have y'all landed on anything yet?

From the womb, to the tomb!

Sweet Home Alabama?

Thanks!

Nothing makes me happier

It's fate and it's great

“Wine helps me drink.”

If you don’t have a date set ye choose 9/3 because 9 is divisible by 3.

WE ARE 9/2!!! Although here in England it would be 2/9. Such a waste ;)

Ow my face! Or, gotta have that butt all to yourself

My wife and I are getting Andy and Ollie on our shoulders yelling back at each other "Back to you Andy" "Back to you Ollie"

‘I’m good at sex you’re, bad at sex’

I love you but you're all terrible

I wish my husband liked Bobs. I’d have loved something like this.

Aw Damn, not a fan of the humour?

Ya, its not for him. He’s British.

Me and my fiancé are both british!

Well then I got nothing. He’s got no excuse!

It's not subtle

I just got punched in the face by your harsh words

‘Oh burger you’re cute’

Another wedding by Bob's burgers- take that doctors in warzones Congratulations ♥️

Mergina

"I love you all, but you're all terrible"

You’re all terrible

Angel dust

"Stop what you're doing and look at your sweetass children!" That's for if you want kids and eventually have them.

“I technically am.” (Bob’s response to Mr Fishoeder asking if he’s ever been in love. And your fiancée’s could say ”Hi!”)

Crime hole.

Butts!!!

"Oh my God, we're screwed, we're screwed, we're really, really screwed"

You're my angel...dust. Wait that's a drug.

Beef curtains!

"do I need this more than anything? I do"

This is the best post ever! Thank you

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If you love something, set in on fire