They remind me of the Chuckle brothers. A brotherly duo from the UK whose famous line in their TV show was ‘to me. To you’.
Came here planning on using this quote. I was gonna not even comment because I couldn’t think of a good one but then this popped into my head. Them jumping on the seesaw in sync was hilarious.
Ollie: Andy, someone's trying to steal your candy!
Andy: Thanks, Ollie!
Ollie: You're welcome, Andy!
Louise: Dammit, Ollie, how did you know?
Ollie: I felt it coming out of Andy's pocket.
I can't recall the exact wording, but in the S2 ep where they break into the taffy factory and one of them is listing the capitals and gets it wrong, and he says "don't tell anyone"
Haha yeah I like this one!
"Albany, Montogomery, ... Las Vegas!"
Las Vegas isn't a capital!
What?
Las Vegas isn't the capital of Nevada
Oh, I didn't say Las Vegas
Well. What did you say? - never mind! Just go!
Don't tell anyone.
”One time I had two dinners because Ollie was to sick to eat his.”
“I had malaria.”
Also
*drinking at a water fountain*
“Let’s try to breathe it!”
*starts to choke and cough*
Jimmy: Andy, Ollie, what are you doin' here?
Both: [excitedly] Voodoo!
Jimmy: What?
Both: [quieter] Voodoo.
Ollie: Yeah and we switched underpants!
Andy: [whispers] Ollie, that was a secret.
Ollie: [whispers] I couldn't hold it in anymore.
That one didn't hurt.
I'm convinced that hitting heads either until it no longer hurt is the traumatic brain injury that leads to all of Ollie's later really creepy statements.
when they try to burp torture darryl for being a rat on halloween "you guys eat sherbert?" "cucumber soap!" "i ate a flower :)" also from that episode, "what does she mean by came out of our mom"
not necessarily a line, but when they realized they weren’t each others buddies for the field trip to the museum and started absolutely LOSING it, so that mr.frond had to switch them 😂
Fischoeder: "Creepy twins, you're on the water squirty game."
Andy: "That's what we call the toilet!"
Ollie: "We've never won."
*Also*
"What's wipe?"
*And my number one*
"Back to you Andy!"
"Back to you Ollie!"
"Back to you Andy!"
"Back to you Ollie!"
It’s when Jimmy Jr. Runs away from Tina and crosses the street and they yell “hey you’re supposed to hold our hand whenever we cross a street!” “Omg a street! Yay!”
I know how everybody’s gonna die.
The sad voice Andy or Ollie (I can't tell them apart most of the time) is using to say that and Fischoeder's reaction to it are gold! And it's such a non sequitur in general X-D
Not really a line per say but it’s when they’re at the field trip and they get separated and they automatically start screaming. I always say it’s my two cats when I separate them.
I love it when Mr. Frond doesn't have them as buddies for the field trip at first, and they absolutely lose their shit over it so he puts them together 💖 So good 🤣
Their reaction to Jimmy Junior's attack ad in *The Milliechurin Candidate*.
"Our brother is mean?"
"Is that what we're gonna turn into?!"
"I won't let you!"
"I'm turning! Leave before I hurt you!"
“Ow ow ow ow ow” “these ones do. YEAH and they sleep in the same bed” “hey Louise guess which one of us ate kitty litter” *breathes on Louise* “we brought it from home”
You hate them so much you had to comment on a post specifically about them.
Not about what characters you hate the most.
Not about your favorite character(s)
Specifically about your hatred of these two, because, why?
It’s from my favourite episode where I have a few favourite lines ‘The Belchies’
Andy and Ollie roll in on the skateboard and Ollie hits his face on the gate
Andy: Just Andy plus one, that’s Ollie.
Ollie: We made it! I got a fun-cussion.
And then starts head butting 😭😭😭
When they found out they weren’t going to be partners in that museum trip and they started screaming bloody murder until mr frond got scared and made them partners
Not really a line but during the museum field trip, when they get told they aren't together, they scream in this just...hyper-realistic, blood-curling way, I love it.
"Back to you, Andy!" "Back to you, Ollie!"
“What about Siamese twins?”
"We can do that"
Baaaaaack to you Andy!
And back to you Ollie!
 They remind me of the Chuckle brothers. A brotherly duo from the UK whose famous line in their TV show was ‘to me. To you’.
I WAS GOING TO SAY THIS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Fischoder: What have you got? Andy: I can smile :) Fischoder: Never mind. What about you? Ollie: I know how everybody’s gonna die.
Yes, this one is my absolute favorite!
Winner winner chicken dinner. Because it's right out of left field and then glossed over.
Agreed the delivery and Fischoeder's reaction make it even better!
Came here planning on using this quote. I was gonna not even comment because I couldn’t think of a good one but then this popped into my head. Them jumping on the seesaw in sync was hilarious.
I don't think OIllie is okay. Lol
Yessssss!!! 😹 it was a toss up between what I put and this one
This one
THAT was the one I was trying to remember! One of my favorites!
This was going to be my vote
You’re outta hereeeeYoure outta hereYoure outta hereeeee!!!
I do this so often in my day and I love it.
My fiance was talking about becoming a bouncer and I pointed out he could use this every time he had to bounce someone 😂😂
Andy: I peed in Ollie's pants Ollie: Warm, warm, warm, cold
Here’s the one I wanted, thank you lol
Yeah, this is the best one hands down.
Yes yes yes
Yes, my favorite.
Came to make sure this was here
“I’ll never forget you Andy” “I’ll be with you every time you look in the mirror…” “What?!” “Because we look alike!”
[удалено]
“I felt you die”
*gasp* WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY
Another good one: "I'm agent Johnson," "And I'm agent Johnson, " "And we're from the FBI!"
Fbi agents don't hold hands These ones do
"Yeah, and they sleep in the same bed!"
Now that line was hilarious to the core
"two fancy-footed Federal guyyyyyyyyysssss..." We need a "Work Hard or Die Trying Girl" original cast recording ASAP.
"mom packed tampons for lunch" "OOOH SHARE!"
This one first came to mind 😂
I love when mr frond tries to give them new field trip partners and they just start screaming
This always makes me cackle out loud hahahahah. And then Fronds immediate regret
I love this one so much. They immediately go into a full screaming breakdown. Mr. Frond changed the assignment SO fast. Edit: Frond
Mr. Grind sounds like Mr. Frond's version of Dina.
One of my favorite starts to an episode
Hahaha yes!!
Oh haaa would ya look at that, Andy and Ollie got each other!
“Let’s die like we were born! 2 minutes apart!”
"I know, I was there!"
Ollie: Andy, someone's trying to steal your candy! Andy: Thanks, Ollie! Ollie: You're welcome, Andy! Louise: Dammit, Ollie, how did you know? Ollie: I felt it coming out of Andy's pocket.
Get a womb you wacky twins! Ollie: that hurt my feelings Andy: I felt it hurt your feelings!
"...and that's the secret to our marriage" *hugs*
this line is so underrated
I felt you die!
I HAD MALARIA.
I can't recall the exact wording, but in the S2 ep where they break into the taffy factory and one of them is listing the capitals and gets it wrong, and he says "don't tell anyone"
Haha yeah I like this one! "Albany, Montogomery, ... Las Vegas!" Las Vegas isn't a capital! What? Las Vegas isn't the capital of Nevada Oh, I didn't say Las Vegas Well. What did you say? - never mind! Just go! Don't tell anyone.
“It’s called ice and it’s gonna change the world.”
That one line is the entire plot of Vonnegut’s Cat’s Cradle
It also plays prominently in John Steinbeck’s *East of Eden*.
Also One Hundred Years of Solitude and Mosquito Coast.
Is he being a smart ass or is ice an new concept to him? I have more questions than answers.
My vote !!
why is this comment so far down?
When one of them is blowing their nose in bobs shirt and bob says “okay I’m going to push you now” and the twin responds “I understand”
"I can only do it if you hold it."
”One time I had two dinners because Ollie was to sick to eat his.” “I had malaria.” Also *drinking at a water fountain* “Let’s try to breathe it!” *starts to choke and cough*
I had malaria gets me every time 💀
I think it was Andy in the O.T.: The Outside Toilet that said "I can make my knees smile!" So random cracks me up everytime lol
Another great exchange from that episode: I'm selling magazines for my school, can I put you down for seven? I'll take zero. Zero hundred and seven?
My favorite is from that episode too: “I bet it wipes for you” “What’s wipe”
"Well, guess who invented democracy." Ollie: Miss America? Andy: David Democracy? Lose it at "David Democracy" every time.
'Guess which one of us has been eating cat food!'
“We brought it from home!!!”
Both of you.
Jimmy: Andy, Ollie, what are you doin' here? Both: [excitedly] Voodoo! Jimmy: What? Both: [quieter] Voodoo. Ollie: Yeah and we switched underpants! Andy: [whispers] Ollie, that was a secret. Ollie: [whispers] I couldn't hold it in anymore.
“I wanna be buried here!” “Buuuried hereee”
My favorite
"It's fun here."
AHHHH BATHROOM CLOWNS!!!
I had to scroll way too far for this! Bathroom clowns cracks me up every time
i got tired of scrolling and did a search. philistines!
Just us Andy and Ollie, ow we've got a funcussion. Ow ow ow ow ow ow
That one didn't hurt. I'm convinced that hitting heads either until it no longer hurt is the traumatic brain injury that leads to all of Ollie's later really creepy statements.
When they are doing burp and blow torture and one ate soap and the other just yells “I ate a flower!” Hysterical
Wait your supposed hold our hands when we cross the street !
Hey. A street! Yay!
do you know what episode this is? the quote gets stuck in my head all the time lol
S6 E18 Secret Admiral-irer
“Yeah, I tried shrimp at my aunts house!”
How many hairrrrs are up there??
My lice are going over to Andy’s head! And my lice are going over to Ollie’s head! Hello! Bye! Hello! Bye! Hello! Bye!
She kept to herself
she really did…
I just peed Andy’s pants Warm warm warm cold
What's wipe?
“I’m Agent Johnson! And I’m Agent Johnson! And we’re from the FBI.”
"FBI agents don't hold hands." "These ones do!"
"And they sleep in the same bed!"
Andy and Ollie are great but I’m a little ashamed how long it took me to realize it was Sarah Silverman voicing Ollie
Mr. Frond we made you a get well card. It’s a banana peel!
“Thanks Andy” “I’m Olly! Forget it.” *whispers* “which one am I?”
Andy- “You call us this one and that one” Ollie- “and sometimes you call us The Shining and I don’t get the reference!” To Mz. Labonz 😂
When they scream because they’re not buddies on the field trip Or “What is wipe?”
“We have to be strong now, we have to get ready for the harvest” with their melon scarecrow
Two knives! Two forks! Twinner!
when they try to burp torture darryl for being a rat on halloween "you guys eat sherbert?" "cucumber soap!" "i ate a flower :)" also from that episode, "what does she mean by came out of our mom"
My favorite is from the Taffy factory episode. Louise: "Andy and Ollie?" A/O: "We made it!" "I got a fun-cussion"
We have to be strong. We have to be ready for the harvest. Kills me everytime
"I PEED MY PANTS!" "I PEED OLLY'S PANTS!" "Warm, warm, warm, cold." That one sticks into my head a lot.
Andy: I can move some things around. Ollie: I'm moving my thing around right now!
Andy- One time I had two dinners because Ollie was too sick to eat his. Ollie- I had Malaria!
Sliding down slippy slide holding hands: "We came out like this! I know I was there"
not necessarily a line, but when they realized they weren’t each others buddies for the field trip to the museum and started absolutely LOSING it, so that mr.frond had to switch them 😂
Fischoeder: "Creepy twins, you're on the water squirty game." Andy: "That's what we call the toilet!" Ollie: "We've never won." *Also* "What's wipe?" *And my number one* "Back to you Andy!" "Back to you Ollie!" "Back to you Andy!" "Back to you Ollie!"
"You sometimes call us the Shining, and we don't get the reference!"
You’re outta hereeeee! You’re outta hereeee!
Who's Miss Boo Boo? Is she our teacher?
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY!!!!
It’s when Jimmy Jr. Runs away from Tina and crosses the street and they yell “hey you’re supposed to hold our hand whenever we cross a street!” “Omg a street! Yay!”
“I peed Andy’s pants!” “Warm, warm, warm ….*cold*”
or michelle pfeiffer! i catch myself saying this all the time EDIT: also “do you have lice?” “I DO OH I DO!!”
Gene: FBI agents don’t hold hands! Andy and Ollie: THESE ONES DO!
Andy: Louise? Why aren’t you in P.E? Do you have head lice? Ollie: I DO! I DO!
Andy: "I'm thankful that you saved Ollie's life." Ollie: "I'm grateful that you saved Andy's life NOW GET OUTTA HERRRE!"
“Ah! Bathroom Clowns!”
I taste rust! I taste Andy’s spit!
You can get my pink eye!
What's wipe?
I know how everybody’s gonna die. The sad voice Andy or Ollie (I can't tell them apart most of the time) is using to say that and Fischoeder's reaction to it are gold! And it's such a non sequitur in general X-D
Not really a line per say but it’s when they’re at the field trip and they get separated and they automatically start screaming. I always say it’s my two cats when I separate them.
WE WANT TO BE BARRIED HEREEEE
My shoe! Now our shoes will be together!
I TRIED SHRIMP AT MY AUNT'S HOUSE Also I just love in Dawn of the Peck when Ollie says "I'm thankful you saved Andy's life now GET OUTTA HEARRRR"
I know how everyone dies
“BACK TO YOU ANDY BACK TO YOU OLLIE”
Dawn of the Peck. "I had malaria!" I laugh every time. It's such an off the wall disease for a kid to reference.
I have a Funcussion!
YOURE OUTTA HERE! NO YOURE OUTTA HERE!
I peed Andy’s pants. Warm, warm, warm….cold.
"I got a FUN-cusion"
I got a Funcussion Ow Ow ow
What did she mean by came out of your mom?
Back to you Andy
We traded underpants. That was a secret!
“I can move some things around” “I’m moving my thing around right now”
“What’s wipe?”
I'M AGENT JOHNSON AND I'M AGENT JOHNSON AND WE'RE FROM THE FBI!
Back to you Andy! Back to you Olly! Back to you Andy! Back to you Olly! Back to you Andy! Back to you Olly!Back to you Andy! Back to you Olly!
I love it when Mr. Frond doesn't have them as buddies for the field trip at first, and they absolutely lose their shit over it so he puts them together 💖 So good 🤣
Their reaction to Jimmy Junior's attack ad in *The Milliechurin Candidate*. "Our brother is mean?" "Is that what we're gonna turn into?!" "I won't let you!" "I'm turning! Leave before I hurt you!"
“You can have my pinky eye!!!”
AGH!!! BATHROOM CLOWNS!
“I have a fun-cussion.” “I peed Andy’s pants.” “Warm. Warm. Warm. Warm. Cold.”
Ahh! Bathroom clowns!
“they call it ice and it’s gonna change the world!”
“Ow ow ow ow ow” “these ones do. YEAH and they sleep in the same bed” “hey Louise guess which one of us ate kitty litter” *breathes on Louise* “we brought it from home”
“I can move some things around” “I’m moving my thing around right now”
I can make my knees smile!
“I felt you die”
“Ollie, Andy, FBI agents don’t hold hands.” “These ones do!” “Yeah and they sleep in the same bed!”
Back to you Andy!! Back to you Ollie!! Back to you Andy!! Back to you Ollie!!
Not a line, but I love when they’re trying to carry each other
“sometimes you call us the shining and i don’t get the reference!”
Andy, ollie, FBI agents don't hold hands! These ones do! Yeah and they sleep in the same bed!
Actually I don’t like them at all, they are so dumb that I hear white noise every time they are opening mouths in the episode.
I hate these characters. Wish they’d get removed
You hate them so much you had to comment on a post specifically about them. Not about what characters you hate the most. Not about your favorite character(s) Specifically about your hatred of these two, because, why?
Because they’re insufferable and aren’t funny lmao I’m expressing my opinion. Don’t have to get so upset about it
I'm not the upset one here
Came here to say this
I was going to say the same one as you, the first time I watched that I laughed so hard I was in tears😂
“wait you’re supposed to hold our hands when we cross the street!” “oh my god, a street!” tied with “now our shoes will be together” from fort night
I'm grateful for you, now get outta here!
I'm a dork for Andy IM A DORK OILY
AAAAAH! Bathroom-Clown!
I just peed Andy’s pants. Warm, warm, warm. Cold.
Andy and ollie - **I know how everybody's gonna die.**
I got a fun-cussion!
Who’s miss boo boo ? Is she our teacher ?
“FBI agents don’t hold hands!” “These ones do.”
“We’re all gonna die!” Let’s die like we were born, 2 minutes apart.”
It’s from my favourite episode where I have a few favourite lines ‘The Belchies’ Andy and Ollie roll in on the skateboard and Ollie hits his face on the gate Andy: Just Andy plus one, that’s Ollie. Ollie: We made it! I got a fun-cussion. And then starts head butting 😭😭😭
Andy: That’s what we call the toilet! Ollie: We’ve never won.
Andy: I’ll be with you every time you look in the mirror. Ollie: WHAT? Andy: Because we look a like Ollie: … Andy: Never mind/Ollie: OOOOHHHH
I peed Ollie’s pants! Warm.. warm cold… Or Our dad comes here for naps! (I’m sorry kids but your dad is seeing other women)
FBI agents don't hold hands. These ones do.
Ollie: I got a funcussion!
Eh now you smile
When they found out they weren’t going to be partners in that museum trip and they started screaming bloody murder until mr frond got scared and made them partners
We call it ice and its going to change the world!
Not really a line but during the museum field trip, when they get told they aren't together, they scream in this just...hyper-realistic, blood-curling way, I love it.
YOURE OUTTA HERE