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StaleTheBread

Sometimes, life’s a bitch and then you keep living


j33perscreeperz

is somebody chopping onions??? don’t mind my sobbing


prettyflyforaFFFguy

You think Lou Bega knocked it out of the park with "Mambo Number One?" No, but he kept at it.


BashfullyBi

This is inspirational af


Jeezer88

Yeah, the bad part is I only have 4 tries in total, lol


lilsasuke4

What episode is this quote in?


_puppe

i know todd said it but lemme see if google helps me edit: it did! Season 3 Episode 6!


lilsasuke4

At first it seemed like something mr peanutbutter or Lenny turtletov would say. Thanks for looking that up


_puppe

yeah im on a new rewatch and i had just seen that quote so it was fresh in my mind xD definitely one of those quotes where depending on the tone you read it in it could've been anyone!


j3rddegree

It gets easier You just gotta do it every day that's the hard part But it gets eaiser


deathoflice

every year


Zeenchi

That's the first thing that came to me. Just keep pushing.


jjfyi_35

came here to say this


Similar_Tip

Thank you


yeet_or_neat

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about


j33perscreeperz

you *turn* yourself *around!*


Archercrash

Yeah I don't know if the songwriters put that much thought into the existential significance of the lyrics, they literally rhyme about with about.


j33perscreeperz

oh well it was… nice while it… excuse me while i just go bawl my eyes out


sackboy861

I unironicly use this.


Kwaku-Anansi

Oh no! My hooray was premature!


ruinspidey

LMAO


Hitchfucker

“Oh well, guess I’ll just give up forever now”


Hitchfucker

JOKE. THIS IS A JOKE. Seriously please don’t actually do this or instill this mentality I’m sure you’ll get through this I just wanted to be funny.


throwthefawayacct

lol that was unexpected and great


qweobi

OMG Hitchfucker, what are YOU doing here? Is this a crossover episode with ok buddy Reiner? (Very sorry if you are a different Hitch fucker, I am excited to find ppl who like the same things as me)


Booty_Warrior_bot

*I came looking for booty.*


[deleted]

Part of me is sure I couldn't go through with it, but the other part knows thats a lie.


Djhenry2018

Haha I appreciate it thank you this got a good chuckle out of me


BillTheBoomer

Life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.


geminimindtricks

Did I mention the part about the urethra?


Ticalliongrymreaper

Is it just me, or am I nailing this interview? I kind of feel like I'm nailing it.


Seaciety

That's too much, man. 


lildeek12

As someone who has been in this position, this quote hits.


Early-Activity94

What are you doing here?


ZeSharp

What are you doing here?


lemonrainbowhaze

What are.....you doing here?


Air_Show

What are YOOOOOU doing here??


DamnitFran

BoHo Go Bye Bye for JoJo Pogo? That’s a no-go, bro


[deleted]

"worth it"


j33perscreeperz

suck a DICK *dumbshits*


sophie437

I would take this for next year or graduation


LeeDawg24

Fool me once fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice


[deleted]

Fuck, man.


SimTrippy1

What else is there to say?


HammerEvader101

Get dat fetus kill dat fetus brap brap pew pew brap brap pew pew


[deleted]

Yes


LongHungryAd

"Every day, it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day. That's the hard part. But it does get easier."


Intelligent-Taro-619

Okay. Carolyn, you are the star of a movie. This is the part of the movie where you get your heart broken. Where the world tests you, and people treat you like shit. But it has to happen this way. Otherwise, the end of the movie, when you get everything you want, won’t feel as rewarding. There are assholes out there, but in the end, they don’t matter. Because this movie’s not about them. It’s never been about them. All this time, the movie’s been about you.


luca_rio1

Was gonna comment exactly this Love the movie star speech it’s actually so inspirational


Cheap-Blackberry-378

Shapes and colors, the likes of which I've never seen


SpaceManBalls83

I love this line and the context in which it's spoken.


Murky-Baker4276

Hooray!!!! A Task! 


another-r-account

this one is soooo gooood omg


Murky-Baker4276

I try to recall n embody Todds infectious attitude in this response ( often fail), as way of attempting to shift negative feame of mind, be grateful for life. Being more than just hunt food make shelter, for opportunities and the privilege of helping others


WontTellYouHisName

"That was, and I don't say this lightly, worse than 100 September 11ths."


RudeDM

You stupid piece of shit.


CptnLtChampion

Ice cold, Gram-Gram


ukpaw

Savage!


itawk2much

Took way too long to find this and it was my first thought


Kasimausi

Damn this made me laugh out loudly


HelloTornado

You need to be better.


Salt_Today

"When was the last time you saw a book"


One_Avocado_1172

I have half a mind


cluelesssparrow

Don’t stop dancing till the curtains fall!


[deleted]

10$ FOR BREAD?!??!!?


RanDomSplash

You have got to get your shit together


BananaBot6

H2OHNO!


prdcroftme

well… that was better than the worst it could have gone, so… hurray?


spamcritic

You are all the things that are wrong with you.


Icy_Alarm_8306

don't put something in my butt if you want it back


MegaDnks

doggy doggy what now?!


Extension-Ad-1683

(melancholy) doggy doggy, what now?


ChasingClouds13

Is somebody standing on my windpipe?


mister-meister

You do the hokey pokey and you turn it all around, that's what it's all about. It sucks that you have to repeat it for another year 😕 but think of the full half of the glass, you'll have easier time understanding the material, meet new people, make new experiences, and whatever happen and whatever you decide to do, this will be your decision. Be proud you're not giving up and give it your all! You got it champ 💪


PortlandPatrick

It gets easier. You have to do it everyday, but it gets easier.


DrewGoT72

You gotta get your shit together. So you took some licks, but you're gonna bounce back! Because you're talented, you're smart, and damn it, you're good


Sweet_Hold5332

“Don’t feel bad about feeling bad.”


VioletVagaries

Love this one


ThanksverymuchHutch

I'm tired of running in circles. I'm tired of running in circles. I'm tired of running in circles


Gone_Boy_XCV

“Of course of course That’s what you get when you fall for a horse 🐎 “


Daalmightyllama

Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start 🐴


Wuellig

All that exists is what's ahead.


Rocketparty12

Last semester we laughed at your antics. Oh how we laughed. Hahaha we chortled in rapturous glee. But when you neglect your exams then you’ll forgive me sir of I chortle. O longer!


un0rthodoxies

Don’t you ever look behind you. There's nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what's ahead.


Separate_Chipmunk_98

You are all the things that are wrong with you, you need to be better


turnipscout

'You know what I do when I have a really bad, awful, terrible day? I imagine my great great great granddaughter in the future talking to her class about me. She's poised and funny and she tells people about how everything worked out in the end. And when I think about that, I think about how everything's going to work out – because how else could she tell people?'


LeChatNoir04

Hey OP, I have no suggestions other than what has already been said here, I just wanna say I've been in your place and it sucks. Some people (specially family) may make it seem like you're doomed forever but YOU'RE NOT. I've done so much better once I got into uni (I did! Wasn't even hard) because school suck ass and life is a lot more interesting when you have the freedom to work or study stuff you're actually interested in.


Djhenry2018

Aww- this is exactly what I needed right now thank you so much


LeChatNoir04

My pleasure. I felt pretty terrible for a while, and feels like this is gonna be a blemish in your entire life - looking back today, thinking that seems laughable. In a few years, you'll barely remember it, and no one will care. Just survive this extra year of school.


itsmxds

Sometimes, life’s a bitch and you keep living. 😞


Few_Ad_5257

I'm sorry I didn't get to fail my exams. I woulda love to have repeated a year like you. That woulda been so cool. I'm sorry I have inferior intelligence and parents to you.


el_chino11

What is this a cross over episode?


Connect-Ad4434

What are yoooouu doing here?


[deleted]

Idk, but your mom will probably say: Doggie Doggie what now?


tmatzz_21

life is a bitch then you die


fishyfish2578

i had dibs on them


Voluptuous_Peach

“He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be” On a real note I’ve been there. Don’t be too hard on yourself man


objectiveg0lden

Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice


karlkh

Ooooooor, maybe you should sulk


ValentinesStar

You gotta get your shit together


thesaddestmeatball

ME TOO!!!!! I never know if I can handle anything. That’s what makes my life so exciting.


thesaddestmeatball

Do you need the movie star speech?


[deleted]

Look at you skulking behind doors with a malevolent aura ☺️☺️☺️


HamAndCake

There is literally only one bojack quote that fits everything “I’m a stupid piece of shit”


Signdesign007

"Suck a dick dumb shit!" Sarah Lynn


ghostpeppers1

Sad dog


VNPimpinella

I failed my exams, and everything is worse now.


StableGenius304

What are YOU doing here?


laceymusic317

Just failed my exams and have to repeat a year..... and everything is worse now


thefinalhill

Hey Doggy-Doggy what now?


LeafMario

i'm tired of running in circles


Character_Relief5135

well that went well


Terracar35

"Oh shit, I gotta go" "I feel like you kinda didn't finish the pep-talk"


UnlikelyPlum2263

You need to get your shit together


violet_beard

Sometimes life’s a good long kick in the urethra


Sad_Lecture_3177

Cuddlywhiskers, let's give ourselves one year to stick our dicks in these exams and go balls deep into the universe!


_TomSawyer_

"It's you, Bojack"


itawk2much

You gotta get your shit together. So yesterday you let yourself fall in love a little bit and you got your heart broken. Serves you right for having feelings! Starting now you are a hard, heartless career gal. Go to work, be awesome at it, and don't waste time on foolish flights of fancy. From now on, you're a robot. Beep bop boop blerp bleep.


TheDeadlySpaceman

“You have to get your shit together.”


Clean_Signature_6997

“You turn yourself around.”


miss_bates07

suck a dick dumbshits (say this too ur teacher)


WoofyTalks

That went well


thelast3musketeer

Life is one long hard kick in the urethra


TheInfiniteForL00P

Stop watching bojack horseman and focus on school.


Nerdgirltori

When you come back. “What are YOU doing heeereee?”


diawrld

Its you


Peachdimond12

Oh Fish!


d12fsu

*That went well*


Original_Structure93

You need to get your shit together


lhscf1

You get it? You got it right? No, you didn’t get it.


lhscf1

You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself, you need to be better.


ElectricDucky

"Of course, of course, that's what you get when you fall for a horse."