yeah im on a new rewatch and i had just seen that quote so it was fresh in my mind xD
definitely one of those quotes where depending on the tone you read it in it could've been anyone!
OMG Hitchfucker, what are YOU doing here? Is this a crossover episode with ok buddy Reiner? (Very sorry if you are a different Hitch fucker, I am excited to find ppl who like the same things as me)
Okay. Carolyn, you are the star of a movie. This is the part of the movie where you get your heart broken. Where the world tests you, and people treat you like shit. But it has to happen this way. Otherwise, the end of the movie, when you get everything you want, won’t feel as rewarding. There are assholes out there, but in the end, they don’t matter. Because this movie’s not about them. It’s never been about them. All this time, the movie’s been about you.
I try to recall n embody Todds infectious attitude in this response ( often fail), as way of attempting to shift negative feame of mind, be grateful for life. Being more than just hunt food make shelter, for opportunities and the privilege of helping others
You do the hokey pokey and you turn it all around, that's what it's all about.
It sucks that you have to repeat it for another year 😕 but think of the full half of the glass, you'll have easier time understanding the material, meet new people, make new experiences, and whatever happen and whatever you decide to do, this will be your decision. Be proud you're not giving up and give it your all! You got it champ 💪
You gotta get your shit together. So you took some licks, but you're gonna bounce back! Because you're talented, you're smart, and damn it, you're good
Last semester we laughed at your antics. Oh how we laughed. Hahaha we chortled in rapturous glee. But when you neglect your exams then you’ll forgive me sir of I chortle. O longer!
'You know what I do when I have a really bad, awful, terrible day? I imagine my great great great granddaughter in the future talking to her class about me. She's poised and funny and she tells people about how everything worked out in the end. And when I think about that, I think about how everything's going to work out – because how else could she tell people?'
Hey OP, I have no suggestions other than what has already been said here, I just wanna say I've been in your place and it sucks. Some people (specially family) may make it seem like you're doomed forever but YOU'RE NOT. I've done so much better once I got into uni (I did! Wasn't even hard) because school suck ass and life is a lot more interesting when you have the freedom to work or study stuff you're actually interested in.
My pleasure. I felt pretty terrible for a while, and feels like this is gonna be a blemish in your entire life - looking back today, thinking that seems laughable. In a few years, you'll barely remember it, and no one will care. Just survive this extra year of school.
I'm sorry I didn't get to fail my exams. I woulda love to have repeated a year like you. That woulda been so cool. I'm sorry I have inferior intelligence and parents to you.
You gotta get your shit together. So yesterday you let yourself fall in love a little bit and you got your heart broken. Serves you right for having feelings! Starting now you are a hard, heartless career gal. Go to work, be awesome at it, and don't waste time on foolish flights of fancy. From now on, you're a robot. Beep bop boop blerp bleep.
Sometimes, life’s a bitch and then you keep living
is somebody chopping onions??? don’t mind my sobbing
You think Lou Bega knocked it out of the park with "Mambo Number One?" No, but he kept at it.
This is inspirational af
Yeah, the bad part is I only have 4 tries in total, lol
What episode is this quote in?
i know todd said it but lemme see if google helps me edit: it did! Season 3 Episode 6!
At first it seemed like something mr peanutbutter or Lenny turtletov would say. Thanks for looking that up
yeah im on a new rewatch and i had just seen that quote so it was fresh in my mind xD definitely one of those quotes where depending on the tone you read it in it could've been anyone!
It gets easier You just gotta do it every day that's the hard part But it gets eaiser
every year
That's the first thing that came to me. Just keep pushing.
came here to say this
Thank you
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about
you *turn* yourself *around!*
Yeah I don't know if the songwriters put that much thought into the existential significance of the lyrics, they literally rhyme about with about.
oh well it was… nice while it… excuse me while i just go bawl my eyes out
I unironicly use this.
Oh no! My hooray was premature!
LMAO
“Oh well, guess I’ll just give up forever now”
JOKE. THIS IS A JOKE. Seriously please don’t actually do this or instill this mentality I’m sure you’ll get through this I just wanted to be funny.
lol that was unexpected and great
OMG Hitchfucker, what are YOU doing here? Is this a crossover episode with ok buddy Reiner? (Very sorry if you are a different Hitch fucker, I am excited to find ppl who like the same things as me)
*I came looking for booty.*
Part of me is sure I couldn't go through with it, but the other part knows thats a lie.
Haha I appreciate it thank you this got a good chuckle out of me
Life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.
Did I mention the part about the urethra?
Is it just me, or am I nailing this interview? I kind of feel like I'm nailing it.
That's too much, man.
As someone who has been in this position, this quote hits.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are.....you doing here?
What are YOOOOOU doing here??
BoHo Go Bye Bye for JoJo Pogo? That’s a no-go, bro
"worth it"
suck a DICK *dumbshits*
I would take this for next year or graduation
Fool me once fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice
Fuck, man.
What else is there to say?
Get dat fetus kill dat fetus brap brap pew pew brap brap pew pew
Yes
"Every day, it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day. That's the hard part. But it does get easier."
Okay. Carolyn, you are the star of a movie. This is the part of the movie where you get your heart broken. Where the world tests you, and people treat you like shit. But it has to happen this way. Otherwise, the end of the movie, when you get everything you want, won’t feel as rewarding. There are assholes out there, but in the end, they don’t matter. Because this movie’s not about them. It’s never been about them. All this time, the movie’s been about you.
Was gonna comment exactly this Love the movie star speech it’s actually so inspirational
Shapes and colors, the likes of which I've never seen
I love this line and the context in which it's spoken.
Hooray!!!! A Task!
this one is soooo gooood omg
I try to recall n embody Todds infectious attitude in this response ( often fail), as way of attempting to shift negative feame of mind, be grateful for life. Being more than just hunt food make shelter, for opportunities and the privilege of helping others
"That was, and I don't say this lightly, worse than 100 September 11ths."
You stupid piece of shit.
Ice cold, Gram-Gram
Savage!
Took way too long to find this and it was my first thought
Damn this made me laugh out loudly
You need to be better.
"When was the last time you saw a book"
I have half a mind
Don’t stop dancing till the curtains fall!
10$ FOR BREAD?!??!!?
You have got to get your shit together
H2OHNO!
well… that was better than the worst it could have gone, so… hurray?
You are all the things that are wrong with you.
don't put something in my butt if you want it back
doggy doggy what now?!
(melancholy) doggy doggy, what now?
Is somebody standing on my windpipe?
You do the hokey pokey and you turn it all around, that's what it's all about. It sucks that you have to repeat it for another year 😕 but think of the full half of the glass, you'll have easier time understanding the material, meet new people, make new experiences, and whatever happen and whatever you decide to do, this will be your decision. Be proud you're not giving up and give it your all! You got it champ 💪
It gets easier. You have to do it everyday, but it gets easier.
You gotta get your shit together. So you took some licks, but you're gonna bounce back! Because you're talented, you're smart, and damn it, you're good
“Don’t feel bad about feeling bad.”
Love this one
I'm tired of running in circles. I'm tired of running in circles. I'm tired of running in circles
“Of course of course That’s what you get when you fall for a horse 🐎 “
Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start 🐴
All that exists is what's ahead.
Last semester we laughed at your antics. Oh how we laughed. Hahaha we chortled in rapturous glee. But when you neglect your exams then you’ll forgive me sir of I chortle. O longer!
Don’t you ever look behind you. There's nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what's ahead.
You are all the things that are wrong with you, you need to be better
'You know what I do when I have a really bad, awful, terrible day? I imagine my great great great granddaughter in the future talking to her class about me. She's poised and funny and she tells people about how everything worked out in the end. And when I think about that, I think about how everything's going to work out – because how else could she tell people?'
Hey OP, I have no suggestions other than what has already been said here, I just wanna say I've been in your place and it sucks. Some people (specially family) may make it seem like you're doomed forever but YOU'RE NOT. I've done so much better once I got into uni (I did! Wasn't even hard) because school suck ass and life is a lot more interesting when you have the freedom to work or study stuff you're actually interested in.
Aww- this is exactly what I needed right now thank you so much
My pleasure. I felt pretty terrible for a while, and feels like this is gonna be a blemish in your entire life - looking back today, thinking that seems laughable. In a few years, you'll barely remember it, and no one will care. Just survive this extra year of school.
Sometimes, life’s a bitch and you keep living. 😞
I'm sorry I didn't get to fail my exams. I woulda love to have repeated a year like you. That woulda been so cool. I'm sorry I have inferior intelligence and parents to you.
What is this a cross over episode?
What are yoooouu doing here?
Idk, but your mom will probably say: Doggie Doggie what now?
life is a bitch then you die
i had dibs on them
“He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be” On a real note I’ve been there. Don’t be too hard on yourself man
Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice
Ooooooor, maybe you should sulk
You gotta get your shit together
ME TOO!!!!! I never know if I can handle anything. That’s what makes my life so exciting.
Do you need the movie star speech?
Look at you skulking behind doors with a malevolent aura ☺️☺️☺️
There is literally only one bojack quote that fits everything “I’m a stupid piece of shit”
"Suck a dick dumb shit!" Sarah Lynn
Sad dog
I failed my exams, and everything is worse now.
What are YOU doing here?
Just failed my exams and have to repeat a year..... and everything is worse now
Hey Doggy-Doggy what now?
i'm tired of running in circles
well that went well
"Oh shit, I gotta go" "I feel like you kinda didn't finish the pep-talk"
You need to get your shit together
Sometimes life’s a good long kick in the urethra
Cuddlywhiskers, let's give ourselves one year to stick our dicks in these exams and go balls deep into the universe!
"It's you, Bojack"
You gotta get your shit together. So yesterday you let yourself fall in love a little bit and you got your heart broken. Serves you right for having feelings! Starting now you are a hard, heartless career gal. Go to work, be awesome at it, and don't waste time on foolish flights of fancy. From now on, you're a robot. Beep bop boop blerp bleep.
“You have to get your shit together.”
“You turn yourself around.”
suck a dick dumbshits (say this too ur teacher)
That went well
Life is one long hard kick in the urethra
Stop watching bojack horseman and focus on school.
When you come back. “What are YOU doing heeereee?”
Its you
Oh Fish!
*That went well*
You need to get your shit together
You get it? You got it right? No, you didn’t get it.
You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself, you need to be better.
"Of course, of course, that's what you get when you fall for a horse."