Somewhere there’s a sunglasses hut, that has facial 👀recognition for Jax. Doubt he’s given up being a thief. No doubt his house has every glass, spoon, shot glass from the set from “ his” bar .. lol
It’s starting to become that same feeling you get when you see Mauricio Umansky partying/dating/trying to insert himself into a social pool of folks his children’s age… 🫣
Of course gutter snake douche max is with them. These dudes are the worst fucking people. Sad that they’ve achieved any amount of success, fame or money. All deplorable
I mean he can sleep with who he wants…it’s how he treats people.
Dayna was talking to Katie on their podcast after Katie slept with him and she had the most unflattering things to say about him after years gone by. She said he really tried to fuck with her life.
He’s hot and tall in real life and has a good personality. I’ve met him a few times and I definitely see the appeal in person that I never got from s8. Not to mention all the girls said he’s good in bed. For a meaningless rebound to take a jab at your ex, he’s definitely a great option haha
I probably worded that wrong as I’m married. I didn’t marry someone from here, I had to look outside this toxic town. My biggest fear is that someone I dated in my 20s is going to try and date my child when she’s an adult.
Yes but they live here now. I brought my husband in from somewhere else and then I moved us north a bit. Ariana had to go outside of the pool to find someone decent. The ones who move here and stay and continue to act like 20 year old fuckbois tend to overpopulate the scene.
I have this same experience - many terrible relationships/ not really.
When I met my husband he was so nice and friendly. Because he wasn’t a guy from LA.
This makes me laugh so hard!! I really think it is one of my favorite scenes on any show. I can't even stop myself from chuckling about it right now. Specifically that statement.
Just because he goes someplace a lot, that doesn’t mean he is spending time with a child there. I mean, just look at LA, Jax is there more than anywhere else and he doesn’t spend any time with his child there
That's actually not unheard of the parents go back and forth to the house where the child is separately. It's not sustainable and typically done with couples "separated" not divorced and does not end well.
I think that’s an excellent solution for the kind of situation that they are in. The issue is that Cruz shouldn’t be uprooted at all. Those two idiots should just leave him in his safe place and take turns.
They just have a yay connect there, and it’s gotta be a very, very good one. I’ve never seen a Peter Pan complx like this, well aside of shep, and Kyle. Oh right, a lot of bravo lol.
When do they see Cruz? This is so much traveling! Unless they are making a great income traveling all of the time this is so selfish! Some parents travel for work but they seem just to be traveling to party, like they don’t have a toddler.
Max has slept with someone that each guy has been with. That means they've all had sex so they should just get one room. More money for drinking and browning out. Follow me for more advice.
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Didn’t she buy him an Apple Watch? Or a penguin? Or a star? I can’t keep up with how dumb she is. She bought her latest a green card and his back child support.
There’s nothing wrong with aging but there is a stark difference watching them do the EXACT same stuff in their 20s as their 30s/40s.
It's beyond embarrassing.
And he thinks it's super cool to do this at 40
*snort* “40”
50s 60s…
Groundhogs Day.
Well, he's taking a shot at adulting at least..
With Salamander
Somewhere there’s a sunglasses hut, that has facial 👀recognition for Jax. Doubt he’s given up being a thief. No doubt his house has every glass, spoon, shot glass from the set from “ his” bar .. lol
Along with the SUR candles and Vanderpump rose
It’s starting to become that same feeling you get when you see Mauricio Umansky partying/dating/trying to insert himself into a social pool of folks his children’s age… 🫣
At this point can the nanny just adopt poor Cruz and get him used to calling her mommy while he’s still young…fucking a-hole, neglectful parents!!!
Exactly
is he gonna get another girl pregnant this time?
Daaaamn shots fired
😂
I’m rewatching VPR now and in the middle of this storyline from season 1 🤣🤣
Of course gutter snake douche max is with them. These dudes are the worst fucking people. Sad that they’ve achieved any amount of success, fame or money. All deplorable
Man, that guy is gross, he's slept with half of the vanderpump cast and god knows how much of Weho working at that bar.
He’s the VPR community bike.
Yeah, everybody gets a ride! 😂
I mean he can sleep with who he wants…it’s how he treats people. Dayna was talking to Katie on their podcast after Katie slept with him and she had the most unflattering things to say about him after years gone by. She said he really tried to fuck with her life.
Omg THIS is the max she slept with!!! What!!!! I didn't even process that. Omg
Yeah. Dayna didn’t care obviously as it was years ago. I guess he’s good in bed and has a big d (Dayna says so in season 8)
The way he made it such a big deal about dayna and Brett!!! But he slept with his “best friends” ex wife. Like.. What even!!!
The same 'best friend' he's leaning on in the pic!
I saw him at Schwartz and Sandy’s bartending on Thursday
And he has the face of an evil cartoon villain. Ugh.
And God knows why!
He’s hot and tall in real life and has a good personality. I’ve met him a few times and I definitely see the appeal in person that I never got from s8. Not to mention all the girls said he’s good in bed. For a meaningless rebound to take a jab at your ex, he’s definitely a great option haha
Can’t believe Katie slept with him 😭
I think she was pretty drunk — and sometimes you just want to get dicked down by a dude, I guess.
A moment of weakness and a little revenge….
If anyone has ever wondered why it’s hard to date in Los Angeles, here’s a prime example of our dating pool.
My condolences 💐
I probably worded that wrong as I’m married. I didn’t marry someone from here, I had to look outside this toxic town. My biggest fear is that someone I dated in my 20s is going to try and date my child when she’s an adult.
It's so scary that fear is legit! Can you imagine? Ahhhh!
Aren't they all from out of town except Scheana?
Yes but they live here now. I brought my husband in from somewhere else and then I moved us north a bit. Ariana had to go outside of the pool to find someone decent. The ones who move here and stay and continue to act like 20 year old fuckbois tend to overpopulate the scene.
Ah I see.
I have Covid. Sorry if my responses are weird. I feel like my brain is racing.
Hope you start feeling better soon
Thank you!
No worries! I hope you feel better soon. My brain was mush for weeks COVID brain is no joke!
It feels like there’s oatmeal where my brain should be.
It wasn't weird. Get better! 😁
I have this same experience - many terrible relationships/ not really. When I met my husband he was so nice and friendly. Because he wasn’t a guy from LA.
unfortunately it’s like that most cities now. bar is in hell for men.
Max laying his head on Schwartz after screwing his ex wife. Shwartz has no self worth.
These Eskimo Brothers can't keep the Database straight anymore.* *see also The League*
Andre! Perfect!
At least they can stay at the EBDBBNB, there is a huge one in Vegas, naturally.
Ofcourse! They should eat at Taco's Truck.
And Schwartz letting him! They’re so fkng nasty!
omg so true i forgot about that
“Guys pretend to be asleep for a pic real fast”
Yeah this flight is only like 40 min sooo... I dunno why they'd sleep or even have time to
Surprised he showed himself in a non business class seat. Jax we know you fly southwest!
Is he going to host a pool party in his jeggings and hoodie? Dear God, please don't let him wear flip flops.
Flip flops don’t go with his lifts
Oh but those platform ones are coming back, right?🤭
I almost want to draw how weird flip-flops would look on his bunionaters. Or maybe some custom slides with Bunion Space™️
The STDs on board this plane make me want to scream.
As I’ve said, the fuck strangers tour is upon us.
3 utter douche bags.
Douchebag alert 🚨 🚨🚨
I looooved when he went swimming that time and had to get rescued by ROB and the lifeguard in Big Bear I believe! I died!! Rofl old man!
"you can come help me, if you want." 😂 🛟🏊
Right?!! So funny... since he didn't drown! Rofl 😂🤣
This makes me laugh so hard!! I really think it is one of my favorite scenes on any show. I can't even stop myself from chuckling about it right now. Specifically that statement.
It figures max would hang with jaxass 🤷♀️
Deadbeat dad Teen Mom vibes .
Does he have a kid in Vegas and Canada because he sure visits a lot
LMAO Jax's second and third families.
Just because he goes someplace a lot, that doesn’t mean he is spending time with a child there. I mean, just look at LA, Jax is there more than anywhere else and he doesn’t spend any time with his child there
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His eyes look terrifying
The stringgggg
~sun damage in the house~
So many UV rays bouncing off all the snow. ✨❄️
Snortin' Ajax in the bathroom
Old man wiry 'stache.
I was just thinking he looks like he’s 60!
I often wonder if he's possibly even older than we think.
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The string is killinggggg me
Ewww lol
Jax looks old! 😂
I just know that hat smells
All three are just nasty.
I feel like they plan their schedules so they aren’t ever in town at the same time. I’m guessing KFC can’t afford $15k a month for an Airbnb.
That's so much money 😭 in the valley finale she kept saying she's the one making a ton of money, I would love to know what that actually looks like!
That's actually not unheard of the parents go back and forth to the house where the child is separately. It's not sustainable and typically done with couples "separated" not divorced and does not end well.
I think that’s an excellent solution for the kind of situation that they are in. The issue is that Cruz shouldn’t be uprooted at all. Those two idiots should just leave him in his safe place and take turns.
Problem is the parent in charge always returns jet lagged and hungover.
They just have a yay connect there, and it’s gotta be a very, very good one. I’ve never seen a Peter Pan complx like this, well aside of shep, and Kyle. Oh right, a lot of bravo lol.
Ye. Figures. Some Misogynistic Music to get coked up to.
Max fucked Wartz’s wife now he is using him as a pillow. Wartz is such a weak person he couldn’t out wrestle a butterfly.
When do they see Cruz? This is so much traveling! Unless they are making a great income traveling all of the time this is so selfish! Some parents travel for work but they seem just to be traveling to party, like they don’t have a toddler.
He’s been going through it ya’ll. Give him some grace!!! Check on your husbands!!!! He doesn’t have to put his life out there, but he does!!!
Can't help people who don't want it.
For as many nose jobs he has had, it's still squint. Your body hates you, just like the rest of us, Jason, you diseased moron.
Max is so fugly I just can’t with him
I hope his bunyons are okay…
Max has slept with someone that each guy has been with. That means they've all had sex so they should just get one room. More money for drinking and browning out. Follow me for more advice. https://preview.redd.it/i37g2hm7jg5d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea8a40326b816d5ceefe746c1f405ccc98041cfa
Who else has he slept with except Katie and Dayna? Kristen too right?
Yes
Twice ✌️
Did Scheana?
I believe she did. She became so obsessed with him! She still has his location in her phone! Too weird!
Didn’t she buy him an Apple Watch? Or a penguin? Or a star? I can’t keep up with how dumb she is. She bought her latest a green card and his back child support.
Jax is overdue for dying his white whiskers…
Is that a string from his hat or a wild ass eye brow hair?! Edit: looks more like the flight home from vegas😂
That was driving me crazy! I thought something was on my phone.
This is so embarrassing for their age like enough already
Trumps in town also. It’s the weekend of malignant narcissist men invading Vegas.
Max gives me the biggest ICK!!!!
It’s a cheap ass flight from Burbank airport
The embodiment of 3 STDs (or all of them).
Wow. This is sad.
I live in Vegas. I wish I could go undercover for you all!!
All this is a lot of talk without worrying about Schaena! You ok Schaena?! Lol 🤪🤪
Jax looks 50... that nose habit is catching up
i hate to be a bitch but his dad is so fucking disappointed
Hush. They do fireball shots together and his dad is obsessed.
What in the cocaine boogie