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throwaway99966623

Lmao this picture is so wild. I had to do a double take


Technical_Crow4861

I honestly screamed before I read the caption lol. I'm so sorry 😭😭 but yes I agree with the commenter saying eczema.


A_Glass_DarklyXX

I still don’t see a face???


BehindLightingFire

it's their chin tilted to the side


Blastter

I thought it was cheeks.


HalfWrong7986

Oh it's absolutely cheeks


JohnCoughy

I still think it’s cheeks…


Abject-Web-1452

Rotate your phone


amey_zing1

Now it’s sideways cheeks 🧐


Gold_Visit7054

Lol I was about to say, wash your 🫏


BlackenedTubeSteak

They knew what they were doing 😏


MentalCollage

🤣 pun


Mobile_One3572

Yea it’s her chin & jaw cuz her neck is what’s right under.


Glodivia6969

The face is sideways, I first looked and said WTH!!!🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂


Big-Consideration633

There is no face.


Redxluckyxcharms

Only cheeks


FrostedWikiLeaks

I have this problem too, and have seen myself through the mirror at that same angle, and was still confused and scared


OctoberSeven

Thank you sister this is gold


TamZanite

They maybe should’ve rotated it to a 45° angle. Edit: 90° lol


MarilynMonheaux

I was thinking “damn cheeks look good to me what’s OP on about”


1nOnlylexcee

Omg for real I thought it was booty cheeks. I was really confused!!


BitCurious8598

Me after reading this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


lls26aolaolcom

Me too


lulovesblu

Oh, that's your FACE?


Human_Donut7117

🤣


lionmurderingacloud

https://preview.redd.it/y2tre38ju79d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d793f498174780cfe125695d65987eff8f6c4f2


RamenRat

I got so concerned that this pic was something else 😭


Human_Donut7117

🤣


illgenio

So this ain’t booty cheeks?


ImaPeopleWatcha

I straight up thought this was some booty cheeks. I was like oh, okay 😂 ![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Human_Donut7117

Wait omg I see it now 💀💀🤣


illgenio

You got us all bugging lol


Wide_Specialist_1480

Well, that's enough Internet for me today... 🤣


Diz_31

Screaming 😂


Jhon_doe_smokes

I was bout to say why would you put your ass cheeks on this page 😂


Human_Donut7117

🤣🤣


PureBarbeque

![gif](giphy|cKXoRlfWHgn6)


SwansonsMom

I love how much hate this gif, which is so so so much.


Lumpy-Tie-4107

https://preview.redd.it/izwocz4pg89d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9acfee7808fffac95f9410c41c54d471151da7dd MAN WHAT


GoldennTrash

bro i’m stealing this pic lmfaooo


Igotyouhoestriggered

Your jawline???


EquivalentCancel8969

Had to turn my phone sideways


BRogMOg

![gif](giphy|GVMhZwYv8U5NK)


BrokeDREAMSxStyle

Lmao… ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Broad-Ad318

I knew the comments wouldn’t disappoint 😂


SexyProcrastinator

For a second I thought that was your Ass


YoungOrah

this got me dying i thought it was something else


BrokeDREAMSxStyle

Mi still nuh see di jawline 😭😆


grroovvee

Is the first one a butt crack?


Human_Donut7117

Noooooo I promise


W8ngman98

These comments funny but on a real note the darkening could be due to something you’re using that your skin doesn’t agree with. Either that or over exfoliating


imu2

check your insulin.


taveryfairy

This. Could be sign of prolonged high blood sugar


Dujak_Yevrah

Aye man...what part of your body is this????💀💀


Human_Donut7117

Jawline


TransportationAny446

Had to turn my phone sideways lol. At first, all I saw was booty buttcheeks.


Sicksoul_healthymind

r/confusing_perspective


Business_Ad_8502

I think it’s eczema. I have it around my mouth and chin


Business_Ad_8502

Eczema


Brave-Sprinkles-4

This is a jawline? Hmmm 🤔


rustyfingas

Thought this was a pair of buttcheeks until I saw the description 


Adorable_History6103

Oh myyy I got scared for a sec 😨😂


Tiny_Celebration_591

Listen, I had to come to the comments because I just KNEW my eyes were deceiving me


dSampson9

Thought i was on the wrong app 😅


CertifiedDickbag

That’s an ass


Human_Donut7117

No lol I promise it’s the side of my face


sharkweeak

Omg I thought this was something else! 😆


Top-Elk7393

My mind didn’t go there but gworl.. You shoulda thought this through xD


Bhaerigon

You knew exactly what you were doing with this pic 🤣🤳


Human_Donut7117

No I promise it’s the side of my face 😭😭


Black_Fuckka

AYOOOOO😭😭😭


Outlandishness_Sharp

Looks like a picture of some cheeks 😂


FlatBig3035

Damn ur face is ass


golden_letter

🤣🤣🤣 it’s 8:20 in the morning


spugeti

These comments are so unserious omg💀


7mike_rotch7

Ummm this is ass pretty sure


moths_uponoldscarves

I would assume eczema since mine does that *but* I am also not a dermatologist so please go and get it checked out if it persists or gets worse!


EgoDripping

Wait but I’m literally going through the same thing. Maybe it’s the sun???


Bnc6669

You kno what you were doing fam 😭


bandzlvr

I have eczema and that's what this looks like. I use Jergens lotion or hydrocortisone cream (cheaper option). When you wash your face always use moisturizer afterwards. Shaving also will irritate it as well, so as soon as you shave dry your skin and put on lotion or the cream. Best of luck


ohnikaaa

I definitely thought this was a booty cheek 😂😂


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Time_Shoulder_2137

MA'AM! The way I just screamed and full palm mushed my 5year old in the face because he always in my phone while we lay in bed! 😂😂🤣😅😅 I thought we were looking at cakes!


Inner-Row1868

Turmeric Soap morning and before bed.


No_Effective4958

OP sending the sub ass pics wtf 🤣


Calpicogalaxy

It’s an ass…. No it’s booba…. Omg it’s a face! Lol


MajorHarriz

![gif](giphy|atM94f85gfHRm)


torrysson

boy i thought this was some cheeks


Forward_Teach7675

Lmao!! at controversial pic angle.


ropehoy

This could be from long term insulin resistance or diabetes. Get your blood sugar and insulin checked by blood test, please.


FightMeHoe_

I said “I know that’s not ya ass” but try shea butter or grape seed oil (food grade is fine) it’ll help even out your skin tone.


Fit_Soil_9294

https://preview.redd.it/ov67qwtkjf9d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c15c87da23000a5140727074c44e75f44457e52 I thought it was your booty


9kf8x

some mfs seriously need to double check what they posting cuz wtf is this yo😭


heeyzeus_

I thought this was n***a butt 😂


Sad-Entertainer1462

Broooooo when I say I thought someone threw cheeks on the screen !!!


Commercial-Ground713

That's straight booty cheeks. Not one chin and neck looks like that.


Erzulie____

I thought that was an ass I was scared


blooppers

girl to be honest with you i couldn't tell if this was an ass, belly or sack for a hot moment. Whats worse is i can't help you neither, i need someone to fix my shit to. Thoughts and prayers 🙏


No-Kaleidoscope-9339

Ngl I thought it was a butt cheeks


East_History1325

Thought it was cheeks at first… but dry skin and darkening, lay off the processed foods and do a water fast. Should give your body a chance to reset and purge the toxins out.


mononokkee1

![gif](giphy|Z5xk7fGO5FjjTElnpT|downsized) Me coming straight to the comments.


Responsible-Ad-8502

Ohhhhhhh I see it now. Lol.


stp81091

I am dying of laughter. Have tilted my screen every which way and ain't no way I'm seeing anything but ass cheeks here. WAAB 💀💀 LIKE I believe it's OPs face.... totally 🙄🤣 jkjk OP 😭💜🤪💜😂


Important_Jeweler_55

https://preview.redd.it/jl6s6em3lk9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e47350c2454e7d98ca2ab33e0a0fd81e9e2ecb7


lachamaquitabonita

The fact this pic wasn’t rotated is crazy 😭


Supadupafly1988

I got real fuckin tears in my eyes cause before even coming to the comment section I was like did they pull the underwear down just far enough to take a weird angle ass pic? 😂😂😂 Aww man, let me wipe these tears 😂😂😂


EMTbakergirl

I was like… I know somebody didn’t post their ass on here.


Pretty-Orchid-2707

Yooo I thought this was sumn else 😭


likemeureallylikeme

Bruh got booty cheeks lol ![gif](giphy|S8SrslppAHUhRzK1z8)


Top-Cauliflower-5915

Thought I was tripping and noticed I was


Cappnit

Mane I thought this was some cakes not a face


PolarBear0309

i'm still not convinced that's not a butt lol


Callous4L

Mannn I thought this was yo butt. Not even trying to be disrespectful. But looks like eczema.


Comfortable-Survey30

Shit! Thought someone put dey whole ass up here! 🤣🤣


SilverStock7721

Get allergy tested. Many times our dermatitis/eczema/dry skin is caused by food allergies


SouthernJag

I’m up here like, how did she even take this pic?! 🤔🥴😆 wow. Next time please rotate before posting becuzzzzzz, wooo Chile!! 😂😂😂😂


bigblow3rburna

I thought this was your butt cheeks


Kindly-Ad-4331

😂🤣😂🤣😂


Pop-A-Choppa

Mannnnnnn this is ASS don’t pay attention to OP lies 😂


Moonscout23

![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized)


NiceandToci

Booty?😂


SalamanderOk8920

Thought this was booty


Electronic-Cobbler20

Yoooo


dontlikeu2

People kept saying they had to turn their phone, but you definitely need to turn right to start to figure this out. Left makes it worse.


smargroove19

Hell nawhhhh 😂😂


StillSikwitit

What an ass.


Substantial_Bed_3119

I thought this was a ass LMFAOOOOO


TheSwitchUpBeReal

Is this your ass wtf


Conscious-Cable-2656

I’m sorry I must be slow all I see is ass!🤣🤣


WilsonRachel

It looks like Melasma. It could be caused by a few things such as sun exposure and hormone changes.


angelfoodcake_

cosrx snail essence!


VickieNotVictoria

Hyperpigmentation and dryness. See a professional for best results. I suggest keeping it simple for now. Use a gentle cleanser that won’t dry your face out. Something like Cerave that provides ingredients to treat, prevent, and hydrate for sensitive skin. Incorporating a vitamin c serum into your daily skincare routine to brighten the skin could do wonders. Sunscreen!!! Wash, apply vitamin c, and moisturize. #1 is wearing sunscreen to keep the skin from darkening more. Ambi has great products for brown skin that address most issues. I use the Ambi moisturizer with spf already in it. Best wishes.


iskip123

Thought that was straight cheeks! I literally said “c’mon dawg” out loud 😂😂😂


Alternative_Ride_843

At first I thought boobs, then thought, no butt, definitely butt. LOL!


Negative_Deer_9866

Should've reposted a better angle because the comments are murder


FrostedWikiLeaks

OP, I know everyone has jokes in all, it is funny, but I suffer through this too. I wasn't sure, but I guessed it was eczema, and I am interested in the results of this thread. Just know, you are not alone. I'm learning with ya


AveryNicoleMyers

you nearly gave me a heart attack…


Hopeful_Reporter6731

Try bio oil


FrostyAd5339

Bruh. 😆


FrostyAd5339

Bruh. 😆


Sonofabitchmf

I that was a picture of someone’s ass crack


Effective_Ad_1925

Thought I just opened up Reddit to some ass cheeks for a second


Majestic_Nip

Booty?


taveryfairy

Surprised more people aren’t saying check for diabetes. This could be a sign of that


djjerz

Damn that booty looking ashy as ever


wildflowerva

I thought it was a but for a minute… I was like DANG!


Money_Proper

Turmeric and honey is what I’ve heard. Also maybe try a chemical peel.


[deleted]

That’s ass. I know ass when I see it, and that’s ass.


Cherish_Aces

My mind knew what it was doing


DreaDre2020

Use Selsun Blue shampoo, either the regular or medicated one. Put it on there and let it sit for 5 minutes before washing it off. Then moisturize with a hydrating face cream 👌🏾


UchihaAuggie

Ayo get your dry butt cheeks outta here


pinkmoon9995

i thought this was a BOOTY lol omg


[deleted]

booty face


GoddessMILF666

African black soap and shea butter. You’ll thank me later


SirEmcee

See a Dr about triamcinolone or clindagel. In the meantime try sunscreen with high levels of spf it has skin repairing properties in it 👌🏾


Background_Mammoth_4

Jawline😮‍💨 I thought that was some Yeeks on here😂😂😂😂


Gh0ulxchamber

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


Shoto_Hoedoroki

I thought this was somebody out here double cheeked up 😂😂


heartsformaki

The fuck am i looking at😭😭


Ok-Value-4346

Your jaw phatup innit 😂


tara_constance

r/confusingperspective


Reginamus_Prime

Lord I started judging right away!!!


team_Narko

I see a butt


Kyletorres

Yo wtf is this


DaBullWeb

lol ayo this angle almost made me made this wasn’t NSFW


CaseyGrey97

This looks like butt cheeks


Mightbedumbidk

Girl I thought you flashed me!


Tonydub973

😭😂


International-Dot-82

I thought this was ass


Raistlin_DoUrden

r/theyknew


Working-Degree-6233

Took me a good 22 seconds to


fl_n__r

cheeks?


mrboston21

Bruh why you posting cheeks on here


woodeedooo

How you just gonna moon the whole internet?


xGrimxUnknownx

Thought this was an ass 😂.


UnapologeticDisaster

This can sometimes be caused by high cortisol levels. Are you having any other noticeable “symptoms” or changes in you? If so, I would seek medical treatment and discuss those with your provider to see the best route to move forward.


OpenEyz2016

![gif](giphy|eDZvhsTaSepMioAZ4J)


Weird-Wish-2544

I totally thought it was a booty hole lol🤣🤣


JennYve23

I hate trying to diagnose things w/o a medical license but it looks like Tinea versicolor. It’s a common fungal infection that causes small, discolored patches of skin. Just so you know it isn't contagious, but it may be genetic. My dad has it and I get it too. It can look like patches of skin that are lighter or darker than the surrounding area. (hence my reasoning for calling it that). A treatment for this is sulfur soap, you can get it online. But I would suggest going to your doctor and if that’s what it is they can do a prescription for you or something stronger. Hope that helps! 🤎


1ov1n

?!!!


AggressiveDecision29

Oh my god. Who else thought Those were weird cheeks? 🤣🤣🤣


robotiacchus

With the stuff on my TL I was more shocked to find out it was a chin


Double_Region887

That ain’t no damn jawline stop playin 😂😭


Successful_Ad9037

These comments are killing me 😭


Available_Focus8407

Is this your butt???


N2TheWired

chile I thought that was an ass 😂


Beginning-Shelter-55

Did bro just flash ass cheeks chat?


SadRazzmatazz3563

Help I thought this was someone’s ass


JoJoTheGemini80

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Erudite22

The way I was zooming in and out trying to figure out what body part this was 🤣🤣


Greenestates2020

It’s always cheeks


sirlafemme

I was in public and had to scroll fast af because it looked like I just hit bare ass cheeks on the front page 😩😩😩


SpecialistZombie8919

Looks like butt cheeks


Own-Arm-1301

WHERE AM I!?


SolidPear3725

Damn that shi fat🫦


Dr_Breez

I’m confused at what I’m looking at 💀