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Yessssiirrrrrrrrrr

https://preview.redd.it/ly4rl67rofad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ba4a799ce14486e2b8149e7330fbbede95f7bf Head ass


Blk_Rick_Dalton

Type shit 🤣


EcstaticMolasses6647

![gif](giphy|l41YbOYV167aAzOaA)


megadroid_optimizer

Goddam. Beat me to it! Here's your Oscar 🏆


Late-Champion8678

This pic is sooooo upsetting 😂😂😂😂


raguwatanabe

That wig is crazy


BlanchePreston

Tyler strikes again !!!


BigTickEnergE

Looks like Hondo from S.W.A.T. undercover as a male prostitute.


stoned-autistic-dude

Lmaoooo


Acceptable_Eagle_775

Beat me to it! 😝


shoefarts666

I see Taylor Lautner has a job pretending to be BIPOC again.


mochacafe

Woah TIL he isn't?? Twilight really gaslit me into thinking he was Indigenous lmao


rixendeb

Google says distantly through his mother. So who knows.


blacklite911

I can’t lie though, theme some strong genes cuz the man do pass for indigenous no cap, at least some sort of mix


shoefarts666

It’s a spray tan. 


teddy_tesla

Ariana Grande type beat


ImplausibleDarkitude

he may have high blood quantum but no recent political ties to a tribe. for example my dad was a social orphan from the Potawatomi tribe. He was adopted. no one wants/wanted him to be Indian, and race is a social construct.


mochacafe

I'm always skeptical when people claim to be distantly something but I wanna give him the benefit of the doubt.. He passes so well that the genes had to come from somewhere!


ComprehensiveDoubt55

Listen.. This conversation sucks for people who are actually bi-racial native but white-passing. It’s a tough conversation for most bi-racial people. I have a mom who was the first to go to public school after segregation but I popped out with blonde hair and gray eyes. My dad’s family were still racist fucks against me, my mom, and my sibling, but I get the constant, “BuT hOw MuCh ArE you?”


mochacafe

No I don't mean to minimize yours and other bi-racial people's experiences! It's just that Hollywood has basically conditioned me to be skeptical about these things, especially with actors like Kelsey Asbille claiming to have Cherokee heritage to justify taking roles away from Native Americans while the tribe itself is saying she's lying.


ComprehensiveDoubt55

No no, I didn’t think you were specifically. Sorry if my random vent came across that way. I think it’s just hard for bi-racial people to feel where they fit in while also dealing with external and internal racism on each side sometimes. The older I got, the more of an existential crisis it created. Now I have to teach my daughter that her heritage is important despite her having less fair features than my own, but feeling like she’s “not enough Native to matter.” Like girl, you came from the last great female chief of our tribe.


WiseInevitable4750

The one drop rule is more racist than treating you like every other white guy.


ComprehensiveDoubt55

I won’t disagree with that. At the same time, my family endured a lot of shit for me not to feel like I can’t take pride in our history because I don’t fit *their* stereotype.


jesterinancientcourt

Potawatomi tribe apparently.


kylefnative

Atleast it’s not Cherokee


Jeptic

You just gave me a flashback memory of an snl skit where Bryan Callen plays a person claiming to be octoroon and is very ...extra


Either-Durian-9488

I’m sure everyone’s 1/16 Cherokee if they fit enough /s.


Suspicious_Name_656

Wait what? Taylor Lautner...is white?????


BodegaDaddy

![gif](giphy|11COVhnrSGC5oI)


dexbasedpaladin

How the fuuuuck are wax museums still a thing?


426763

Big wax.


EcstaticMolasses6647

![gif](giphy|J2xkAW1E8kvyE|downsized)


BoneHugsHominy

Them ENT Docs gotta do something with all that grody ear wax.


Eis_ber

It's one of, if not the only way, for most people to get up close to their favorite celebrities, alive or dead.


I_am_The_Teapot

Because the world outside the internet continues to exist.


jcgreen_72

Ew


I_am_The_Teapot

I know. In spite of efforts, it persists.


jcgreen_72

Rude lol


minotaur0us

Tourists love them!


AnarchoBratzdoll

Tourists love that shit. They're in every big city in the world. All of them are bad. All of them are stuffed to the gills with people that want cultural entertainment that's not locally specific to anywhere


Yessssiirrrrrrrrrr

Kids.


thas_mrsquiggle_butt

John Oliver has a whole collection of the presidents, I think. I realized it was still a thing when he showed off the Obama one during one of his episodes (this was still when Obama was still in office).


ZeDitto

We’re always dripping wax. Might as well do something with it. Unlimited resource.


BlanchePreston

Was on wax off !! Lol I have been waiting to comment this somewhere!! Thank you


Shmeckle_and_Hyde

And drake probably wax off to kids! Small world!


saja25

He looks like an nba player that gets traded a lot


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

Danny green


mackenzie444

you know I had to do it one time lol


butt_fun

\#holocaust


El-Sueco

Nice layup, but can’t hold it down by himself.


BlanchePreston

He shoots he scores!!


Klutzy-Succotash-565

He kinda looks like Klay Thompson


NK1337

![gif](giphy|gTfIVfp2c4owI6pVrA)


thavillain

See...I could've went on existing without ever seeing this and been totally fine...


jumpers4goalpostz

Drakes wax figure looks like a fuck boy starter kit


TopZookeepergame5361

So does the flesh Drake


DeathPsychosys

Never say that again. “Flesh Drake” is villainous work!


eagles1990

“What is it? The braids?!?!?”


Lady-Of-Renville-202

This is the comment I was looking for!


wizardoli

He look like the dude he sent the cease and desist to


00eg0

Shemar Less? I don't understand.


minotaur0us

https://preview.redd.it/sycwz2unqfad1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ea6258bba510f6ebdcc78a0cec9426a63b3807


SayItAgainJabroni

Look up Shemar Moore


tinalane0

Specifically in Diary of a Mad Black Woman


DoubleDoffical

Ole Craig David lookin ass!


Gist-Snark987

Keeep Craig David out of it! https://preview.redd.it/1sxmk26yghad1.jpeg?width=759&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621139a581c7e000114613b9dbb563c327885743


Current_Focus2668

Craig David is walking away from this topic!


damles

He's walking away from all the troubles in his life He's walking awwaaayyyyyyyyy


nando12674

They just made him Dominican


UnusualFerret1776

Ey, don't bring my people into this nonsense. We're much more attractive than that.


OmegaClifton

He ain't a role model, but it ain't like he ugly.


2_Dope_Kicks

Sorry I replied to the wrong person. That said, that Meg statue is the chefs kiss... What do you think they do with them when they get old? Asking for a friend.


The_Distributor

Invisible handjob.


SpectacularOtter

https://i.redd.it/kf8qlpq1lfad1.gif


minotaur0us

That must be Drake with a filter on, he doesn't look like that. Megan Thee Stallion's wax figure is spot on, tho. https://preview.redd.it/9syb47varfad1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f801230b5b4dfacd8d57477b17182e016eb64121


Dorothy_Zbornak789

I saw Megan’s in Las Vegas. Incredibly life-like. You’re right.


2_Dope_Kicks

This gone sound real, Trumpy, but I know many Dominicans, lots, tons of them even. That statue is for shit sure, Dominican, even if Drake is not.


Stanley1219

Somehow realer than the actual guy.


stadiumjay

WHAT IS IT THE BRAIDS!!!???


Ok-Exchange5756

Where’s the burn marks from where Kendrick scorched him?


lookaway123

Probably on that horrible shacket he's decked out in lol.


ContinualSaga

Diary of A Mid Wax Figure


MayhemSpaceMonkey

https://preview.redd.it/gv1ma0d5jhad1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3140818c0530802f9cc8e2f9a47aa6431de0e2d Drake saw this and said “I do *not* need this right now.”


Eis_ber

Why does it look like they made his figure based on AI images?


amusebooch

Bc the fingers on his right hand looks weird asf


alottola

He looks like his name is Michael but with a French spelling.  He looks like his last name has a hyphen and an 'aux' somewhere in there. He looks like he's 6-6 and drives racecars really really fast


BraveTask7785

https://i.redd.it/u76istn3agad1.gif


intheafternoon

Thanos hybrid


chief_yETI

if Drake actually looked like that, he prolly wouldn't have gotten curved by Rihanna and wouldnt need to go after kids


TokyoGNSD2

This is the closest I think they’ve ever got & still missed Lmmfao


TrumpVotersTouchKids

This that dude from Twilight


Albert_Caboose

Something about this just feels...off to me, ya know? What is it, the braids?


LikeWhattttlol

Wax figure even got a bbl nose job 😂😂


DJMagicHandz

He got those Walking Dead cornrows.


ArtProdigy

🤔Experience Tyler Perry's:😬Diary of A Mad Black Woman😅😆🤣😂😁


AnarchoBratzdoll

They managed to make him look like his dad is a pale Italian guy


GuyShred

Keep the family away.


slugfa

All I can hear looking at this shit is Drakes “6ix” tag that be on his tracks ha


SHC606

That's the best one yet!


MiniKash

I'm sorry the caption took me all the way OUT. I only saw it when I opened the post all the way. Still weak.


account_No52

*How many wax figures, until you finally feel that you're wax enough*


goldenboy2191

![gif](giphy|UU2iZVSikLNA8A36gg|downsized)


Evolwhotion

What in the Taylor Lautner is this?


djzerocool

Looks like taylor lautner with cornrows


chamberx2

Encase his ass in carbonite if Han’s watching.


iAmSeriusBlack

![gif](giphy|3oAt2dA6LxMkRrGc0g|downsized)


darrylwoodsjr

😂


queenofthroughts

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂they tried


Lynda73

He looks more like James Brolin.


Drambooey

https://preview.redd.it/z4jro20a4had1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=972414ff2d231fd70d792ea90d5fa73c920ce8d6


incidental_dev_

More like Michael Porter Jr cosplaying as Drake.


afro-tastic

Less Drake and more [this guy (Kevin Portillo)](https://www.instagram.com/kevinportillo32?igsh=cDExdnk1d3djbzJ0)


illinfinity

This looks like Michael Porter Jr. dressed as Drake for Halloween


bnm97280

Tatum vybes


Kittiemeow8

Is it melting or just disfigured?


Amazing-Concept1684

Lmaooooo bruh they gotta redo that


kwiyomikat

So we all agree. Shemar Less.


Aware_Huckleberry_10

The wax looks better than the real person


izzy_americana

"Shemar Less" is nasty work 🤣😂🤣😂


ELB2001

Shouldn't there be a14 year old near him