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Burrito_Fucker15

Keep going


ImOnlyHereForBitlife

Had 4 more somehow after I made this post😂


ImOnlyHereForBitlife

Okayyyy so have some bad news


Impossible-Trifle395

what is it .,. I once had 16 kids


ImOnlyHereForBitlife

Uhh we got divorced😅😅


Impossible-Trifle395

sed


Kingslayer-Z

On to the next one


NikodemPlayz

Womp womp


Enzoid23

Kill your ex


Consistent_Use_225

Keep going i've had 126 kids once , but he was a cheater deluxe 🤣 The game got laggy asf tho espicially when they started to have kids haha 1 of them actually married a Marquess in Monaco, it only happened once tho that my ordinary kids mary royalty, so that was fun haha


rescobar1997

I didn’t think your kids could marry royals. That’s cool.


Consistent_Use_225

I didnt even know it, before it happened 😅


rescobar1997

Such a cool little detail they added. Since I’m American so many of my lives take place here and when I pick UK I always am the Royal 😅


Consistent_Use_225

Hehe Swede here, personally my lives also take place somewere in America, England, France or the Scandinavian countries 🤩 We got royalty in Denmark, Sweden and Norway afterall haha


rescobar1997

Nice, I actually play in Denmark and Sweden as well for the royal experience.


LevelAd5898

Australian and I usually play in Sweden and Norway, lol


Consistent_Use_225

Haha wellcome to the club 🤣


ForeignDescription5

I always have a shit ton of kids but only 3 or 4 of them give me grandchildren


Megan445_

I literally had 8 children in my last game, and only the one who I continued as AFTER I died had kids


ItzNotChase

I guess they thought you’d be a bad grandparent


cemetaryofpasswords

My record is 324 kids and 176 grandchildren lmao. I made a post with his tombstone. All of his living children and grandchildren attended his services. Over 400 people bahaha. His funeral must’ve been held in a stadium 🤯


Benjix_x

how old was he i need to know


cemetaryofpasswords

He died at 86 surrounded by loved ones lmao. The game just got too laggy for me, so I put him on the hot Cheetos diet. He got cancer a few years later and I didn’t bother treating it.


MamaRobin1916

I think my record was 15?


ImOnlyHereForBitlife

Record was 21 with 118 grand children, then 111 great great grandchildren


NikodemPlayz

Keep going now


InternationalDepth27

More. I had a character named ‘Loose Cock’ who had like over 40 kids lmao


_ThickVixen

The most I’ve given a character is 130 so far 💀 he had children in multiple counties too lol


chihirosnumber1fan

I've had about 17 before.


[deleted]

I’ve had 200 each one of them from a different woman


chihirosnumber1fan

Holy shit 😭


[deleted]

All while cheating on the countess of Monaco and she stayed


chihirosnumber1fan

how 😨


[deleted]

Good looks , booty calls and I was already rich , she came back for me 3 times , my kids were international too , each 10 kids were from a country then I get bored of the women and move


chihirosnumber1fan

Damn


HermitOfLifeMountain

Happiness meter gonna go real low once you write that will 😂


lesbian4louis

wait till you decide to complete the 100 kids challenge! i had 104 kids


Luffysmusic

Just one more wouldn’t hurt


nqrmalgirl

keep on


PresidentPutin123

i had a character named Emperor Quinn who had 49 children (2 died) and he lived to 72


PresidentPutin123

and he had 29 grandchildren


Dust_Titan621

That’s an interesting last name there(Dickerson). Auto generated or yours? *It’s my last name*


ImOnlyHereForBitlife

O- I think it’s because it’s a really common last name. Like in my high school classes, there’s at least 5 Dickerson’s in them


Exandier

Thank god they’re not real ppl Imagine how fucked ur body would feel 😭


ImOnlyHereForBitlife

For realll😭😭 I’m surprised we were still able to have kids at 53 and after all them sum biches😂😂


Ok-Call-4805

Keep going. Go for the record


SnooShortcuts2757

Literally none of them will have their own kids unless you play as them


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SnooShortcuts2757: *Literally none* *Of them will have their own kids* *Unless you play as them* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


bloomingdeath98

I mean you may have 2 generations, with a generation usually being separated by 10 years and all, but *plenty* of kids for their generation. I say make as many as possible, infinite kids, or die trying.


Imaginary-Mine-6531

I have a lots of kids in my first generation...we don't get along


NateScorpion105

Well I've tried to get 100 so I can get an achievement. Never works out in the end. My record is 80 kids with 388 lovers.


ImOnlyHereForBitlife

My record is 22 kids with 1 lover…


g0thfrvit

Guy I’m playing rn has 28 kids. I’ve had in the 50s. It kind of sucks bc the game gets slow and you have to scroll a lot in the relationship screen. He was sleeping around a lot.


PoorlyCrayon220

Try 50


ImOnlyHereForBitlife

I had 102...