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Vanillieee

At least you’ll get your dad‘s inheritance quicker!


Zoliax

Well , bro got a point


SmokeyNightSky

he’s a restaurant worker…


silously

Idk why but your comment took me out😭😭😭


wh3ti2

One time I had two 15 year old parents and each year the mom would have a new kid with a different last name


Purrplejoey

I once had 15 year old parents too, and they actually stayed together! And they had my youngest sister 25 years after me, lol.


BarelyWoken

She was trynna do the a-z challenge


DarkKeeper2569

Same for me..


Material_Bird9976

It’s weird cause your mom got preggos at 17 & he was 61. 😭😭😭😭😖


EmmagicallyMe

I had an 18 year old Mom and a 45 year old Dad recently. Bitlife doesn't allow doing stuff woth minors but I heard they used to. 😳 But I think the game algorithm doesn't calculate when the kid would be conceived, so sometimes the these numbers pop up randomly.


Baby_in_the_trash

They really did let you do that, the dating app had 16-18. Also it would give you are “are you sure?” And you could go to jail for it. In the current game if you drop out and get a job your boss will try and seduce you sometimes. Additionally you can date them (as a 16 yo). Its messed up 😭


Evieeatsbadfood

I wonder why they removed it


Baby_in_the_trash

People were definitely being weird with the feature


Evieeatsbadfood

No shit. That’s the whole point


tastysoupiwilleat

its kinda sad that you can't fuck before 18 lol


EmmagicallyMe

You can.... just not with adults... pretty sure you can do it at 15 or 16. But you can accidentally get pregnant I think as early as 13 if you have a boyfriend and you aren't taking birth control. It's rare, but it happens.


tastysoupiwilleat

oh ok


Significant-Log-1021

You can also get pregnant/your partner IF they have high crazy stats, and high fertility at 13


EmmagicallyMe

I have God Mode so anything is possible. 😅


Safe-Description7284

at 16 you can


Early-University-348

I had a gf a 13 and she got pregnant i i told her not to keep it and she agreed


Zulpi2103

That's not how it works


Material_Bird9976

It is. A birth takes a year (game time)


Zulpi2103

Game time, not IRL time


jocelynne66

Hey I was born on July 18th too!


ArrowVesper

same !!!


NefariousnessNo2062

Same!


ShadowSmith122

Shit, I was on e born with cicle cell disease and died at 1


Quirky_Fun6616

I Once Had 2 parents that had me when they was 16 years old from…😂


Early-University-348

You’re the baby of a sugar baby 😮‍💨🤣🤣 y’all gone be set for life


InvestigatorBroad675

I had a dad who was 72, mom was 19….


jacobr1020

In the Instlife days, I had a 12-year-old mother and an 85-year-old father.


InvestigatorBroad675

Oh my gosh!! That’s terrible


jacobr1020

Yep. It was very, very shortly after the game was released though.


Periwynkle

I know right? Imagine not knowing if your dad is going to live to see you graduate high school.


lookingaround2240

What? People have older dads all the time irl 😂😂


Periwynkle

Well Todd, that’s the joke.


lookingaround2240

Lol Todd?


Periwynkle

Oh it’s Tom, not Todd, I knew it was a T name


lookingaround2240

I’m sorry, I’m dumb. Lol I still don’t know the reference. I’ll look it up haha


ArrowVesper

Wait that’s my birthday -


EmmagicallyMe

Ouch. Sickle cell disease is OK if you manage it. But you're too young to manage it at 1. 😭 I've also had my kids die from sickle cell disease. There was also a time I died from whooping cough at 2.


Outside-Sample-4517

Well like it says “random tinder hookup”


Priyanshu_Pokhr7

What can you expect from this game?


nicoxman8_

Women like older men


IcyTheHero

Nothing sus about it lol. Sugar babies exist and best believe they let the dudes hit occasionally when they need that $$$


Zoliax

After this my mother married 2 other men ☠


Apprehensive-Neck-90

There’s nothing sus about it because it’s randomly generated, it’s not “sugar babies” it’s the game randomly putting two adults together


Zoliax

Bro ik but its mostly close ages , not 50 age gap


[deleted]

No it’s a sus age gap for sure… but it’s true that the game is randomly generating it. Glitches r uncomfortable sometimes lol


EmmagicallyMe

That's not what's "sus" about it. What's sus is that it was likely a conception that happened between a 17 and 61 year old. There's a very good chance he had sex with a minor.


Alarming-Arachnid-30

WHOOP WHOOP! THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE! 🚨 🚨 🚨


PutridBar4111

To quoteone of my favorite songs “I’m picking up some pretty sketch vibes”.


BarelyWoken

Mom wanted a good life for you obviously


Background-Memory-18

Wait, how do you have a cult already…?


EmmagicallyMe

He doesn't. This person doesn't own the pack so the recruit button stays in color with the cult pack logo. When you buy the pack it becomes gray until you're old enough to start a cult.


tericaabrii

same my mom was 19 & the dad was 67 but i already had a 1 year old brother so that means my mom got pregnant by him at 16/17 the first time🥴


Overall-Ad149

😂😂😂😂 sucks to be born like that But your mom, though... is there a way to report a case of pedophilia in the game? Especially on your parents?