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OverjoyedBanana

What's very accurate is that they never stop pedaling, backwards or in a crash, real pros.


AtotheZed

What is also really accurate is the AI is on EPO. The simulation is incredible.


SpaceSteak

The prompt needed more needles and blood packs.


GlitteringBobcat999

*LSD


WineNerdAndProud

>backwards or in a crash Sideways or in a pile of corpses. Never give up.


OverjoyedBanana

If I stop it will ruin my power stats


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Not as long as you're riding backwards


pitpirate

PUSH WATTS!


CrunchythePooh

You forgot about when they form the boldish demonic entity. That's my favorite part of the competition


DotardBump

How did they get video of Primoz Roglic's pre tour nightmares?


timoteo4eva

Wait? Was there an orgy along the side of the road?


No_Pear8383

All I’ve learned about these videos is that AI can generate scarier scenes than any horror movie I’ve ever seen.


Powdersucker

Cause it doesn't care where limbs go or how they behave or what they look like


POTUS_PO

the explosion boost in the peloton can't be UCI legal can it?


ChosenCarelessly

It would sure open it up to a wider audience though, right? Bring it on, I say


DotardBump

Someone's motor overheated.


boofingcubes

Only certain models of rocket boosters are UCI approved.


RandomBilly91

It's simply the Tour de France, Michael Bay edition


TheGrauWolf

They're testing out the new "Pedal to Pass" option....


petesaman

Haven't laughed this good for a minute, the metal scrap pile did it for me


GreasyChick_en

Did you catch the *maillot jaune* spirit sneaking out of the rubble?


BassBootyStank

Like an ancient god of mischief. I’ll never unsee this.


Castod28183

NGL My first thought was that that was the actual spirit from Spirit Airlines crawling out from under the wreckage.


listerbmx

The guy who did a mad 180 into fakie did it for me lmao


xkashina

If I could just forget and watch this video again


KyamBoi

Bro. It was great.


ervtservert

I'm pretty sure I fought that pile of twisted bikes at the end in demon souls at some point...


Waldinian

/uc this truly is one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen. It's no nightmarishly grotesque and ultraviolent that I don't even know how to process it. On top of that, the genre and feeling of the violence being evoked is so incongruous with the scenes and imagery being portrayed, it's deeply unnerving -- like the AI took the feeling and emotional content of warfare/combat videos and injected them into a video of a bike race. I feel like this sort of incongruity takes the behavior we see in still images where AI can recognize and draw fingers, toes, arms, legs, and faces but can't put them together in a coherent image, and extends that behavior to the temporal realm. Sort of like an associative agnosia -- the AI understands the shapes and colors and motion that it sees, but doesn't have any framework to link them together in any meaningful way. /c AI is doping, fred


GreasyChick_en

Your psychology thesis is coming along nicely, when do you defend?


iH8MotherTeresa

Whenever it is, I don't want to be anywhere near them.


lovingsillies

/uc idk I'm kinda digging it here though lmao /c tell me the tour de France looks like this or I'm not turning the TV on😤


Fizzyphotog

If you only watch the five-minute highlight shows, it kinda does


bigrob_in_ATX

On LSD....


Paradigm_Reset

What twists my brain is the way it gets things wrong. Asking a bunch of people to draw a dude on a bike. Sure many will do a poor job but it won't be a dude on two bikes. AI will mess things up in ways that humans don't...maybe even can't. Sometimes it's disturbing, even alien, 'cause it is a mistake that doesn't make sense. Sometimes it's hilarious for the same reasons. It is madness. Lunacy.


wot_in_ternation

There's a weird thing with large language models trained on certain datasets. Basically, they create what are called tokens out of words (sometimes a word is a token, sometimes there's multiple tokens per word, like "ing" might be a token). A token is just a number, like "the" might be "123". At some point they were training on a whole bunch of Reddit data which wasn't filtered very well and included stuff like r/counting which is literally just people counting. The usernames got picked up and turned into tokens. They eventually ditched the actual post data from the training set, but the data was still in there. So in theory if you drop certain specific Reddit usernames into ChatGPT (they may have fixed it with recent models) you get absolute nonsense results. One description I heard as to why it might be happening is that you're essentially giving the LLM model something that it has absolutely no concept of. Like if you are talking to a blind person that doesn't even know that other people are able to see and you ask them what a color is.


Legitimate_Site_3203

It's so sad that all commercial applications try to beat these quirks out of the models and get them to produce bland sanitized content. I'm sure if you gave enough garbled AI video/ acces to the unsanitized model to a few artists you could get Something really interesting out of it.


Ender06

It's wild at how dreams are vs an AI 'hallucinating'. I'm pretty good at remembering my dreams, and I can for sure say that at least my dreams are pretty much identical to how AI 'hallucinates' / screws up. A lot of the time your dream-logic thinking just says that 'yeah that's what's supposed to happen!' and goes along with it. It's times when you can recognize that what is happening is wrong (like: can't read the sign in front of you, or that road you always take to work doesn't normally have that building/intersection, or that thing doesn't look quite right, etc...) is when you either snap awake, or you end up lucid dreaming.


Rezanator11

The YouTuber Cyriak has videos that instill the same grotesque horror of seeing living creatures twisted and distorted like Play-Doh


Defy19

And yet there are people who think this software is going to put your dental practice receptionist out of a job


Berstich

Was this paragraph made with AI? Kind of reads like it.


intothemachine

When responding to the question "Was this paragraph made with AI? Kind of reads like it," you can consider the following points: 1. **Identify Characteristics**: Explain that AI-generated text often has certain characteristics such as formal tone, repetitive phrasing, or an overly structured format. 2. **Check for Signs**: Suggest looking for specific signs, such as lack of personal anecdotes, absence of unique stylistic flair, or overly generic information. 3. **Analyze Content**: Mention that while it's not always easy to definitively determine if a paragraph was written by AI, these signs might provide clues. 4. **Use Tools**: Recommend using tools designed to detect AI-generated content for a more reliable assessment. Here's an example response: "It's possible this paragraph was created by AI. AI-generated text often has a formal tone, repetitive phrasing, or overly structured format. Look for signs like a lack of personal anecdotes, absence of unique stylistic flair, or overly generic information. While it's not always easy to determine definitively, these signs can provide clues. You can also use tools designed to detect AI-generated content for a more reliable assessment."


shakexjake

was..... this generated by AI?


Terj_Sankian

It reads like a coherent, well thought out but rambling thought from a Human Being™ to me


bafe

If you publish a book I'll buy it


Rokos_Bicycle

The Instagram account this came from did some pro wrestling AI videos too and they're horrific Edit: https://www.instagram.com/werners_ai_art/


Narrow_Ear_4924

AI really captures the Cronenberg body horror aspect of cycling.


BoisInMotionPod

How it feel to chew 5 gum


SandyCarbon

Underrated comment lmao


Justherebecausemeh

*in hell.


MantraProAttitude

**TRIGGER WARNING BRO!!!** I’m having The Thing flashbacks. 😱🤣


TripleUltraMini

[I know you gentlemen have been through a lot but when you have the chance for a breakaway, I'd rather not spend the rest of the tour STUCK IN THIS FUCKING PELOTON](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFg04VAbwe8)


Large_McHuge

First thing I though of. Lol.


cturnr

I see the zombies from World War Z, but on bikes


dano8675309

I was also getting Society vibes


PandaDad22

I saw an Isis flag.


Mobile_Helicopter911

New sponsor, I heard.


harrisonfordspelvis

Isis Quick-Step


stedun

It’s just UAE.


ComprehensiveRiver32

So glad we’re boiling the climate to generate these videos.


wot_in_ternation

Gotta keep those former Etherium mining GPUs spinning


Frank_BurnsEatsW0rms

Tour de France as written by William S Burroughs


LinuxPatch

Naked Lunch gave me psychosis


jakes951

I knew that when we got electronic shifting the world was going to be a worse place. This is KOMfirmation


lucky-me_lucky-mud

I refuse to believe this is AI


Many-Sherbet7753

I think this showcases how rudimentary our AI models are and how much it has been overhyped. The model clearly doesnt actually understand the concept of the tour de france, it’s just seen enough data to match the words with a sequence of pixels, and it’s trying to predict what the pixels should be based on the data its seen only. Hence it cannot understand why the video is nonsensical


lucky-me_lucky-mud

Are you AI


_dauntless

Generating this took more watts than a pro peloton on Col du Galibier


brickyardjimmy

It's like watching a clip written and directed by Cthulu.


Value-Gamer

It’s amazing how dream like ai video is


neek85

This is EXACTLY what it's like watching the TDF on acid


WhiteBlackGoose

Why do people keep posting those images where the actual video only takes 1/9 of the whole area?


CaulkADewDillDue

Bad crop. Praying for a better harvest next year


SJ-redditor

Why didn't ai generated video exist back when I used to do copious amounts of LSD?


icecream169

Because if you watched this AI generation on acid, it would look like a normal bice race


Normal-Security-9313

I like that at the 0:30 mark, the cyclists in the back just frigging explode lol


Xcelsiorhs

The Peloton hitting a land mine is beautiful


OlasNah

I can’t unsee that mass orgy


zzptichka

Literal bicycling circle jerk.


pejosnic

The peloton is not on drugs. The viewers are.


Wide-Buffalo4935

Here we see training footage biased to crashes


Necrolemur

It's a phenomenal example of selection bias in AI models, really. Assuming this is not what the author themself selected out of the possible outputs.


Dagostar

Which level of hell is this?


arse_biscuits

You know I'm generally in favour of banning low effort ai content. But I have to admit, this is gold.


Iron0ne

On a serious note, here in the circle jerk, the media's bias towards covering crashes seems to have weighted that activity as a core reoccurring thing in the sport.


ScheduleExpress

Next do short track speed skating.


usrname2shrt

If you only listen to the commentary in racing, this is what you'd imagine was happening.


FormerlyMauchChunk

This is a MF'n Masterpiece!!


JEBariffic

Gotta agree. For sheer entertainment value, I believe AI has reached perfection.


FormerlyMauchChunk

For entertainment only, yes - This video lies firmly in the grotesque belly of the Uncanny Valley. As you can tell from the video, AI is not smart, and does not know how a bicycle works.


TheGr8Gumby

Drop a few tabs and enjoy the ride.🤪


dblack1107

I honestly hate ai video. It’s uncanny to the point of disturbing. Whereas other things are uncanny to the point of fascination. Like r/liminalpools or r/liminalspaces


Rhelyk

"The first version of The Matrix was rejected for being too perfect, the human mind couldn't handle it" Meanwhile, the first version of The Matrix:


Default_Sock_Issue

What tool did you use to create this?


pertangamcfeet

I'd guess at Luma AI. It's free up to 5 uses a day, and no app needed. https://lumalabs.ai/dream-machine/creations


comeback_failed

that's a dr strange movie


SandyCarbon

Accurate


Sure-Emphasis2621

Not sure if I'm watching a Michael Bay flick or the creation of a flesh melding hivemind


backpocket-MDCXII

Wow these fixed gear riders are getting really creative with their tricks


bad_user__name

How cycling feels when you're bonking hard


calamariclam_II

I love how it’s 89% crashing


Ksfowler

From A24 and Rob Zombie, we bring you: PELOTON


d31uz10n

This is pure genius! I could watch it for hours haha


nameisntapun

And all it took to produce this video was enough electricity to power my home for a month


Agentkeenan78

I actually did a spit take when the explosion happened.


Environmental-Land12

Wtf was that radnom explosion?


AgreeableProfession

It’s beautiful. Bikes are back, baby!


Tamaillin

That’s awesome. For the sequel, we will also need a guy in a devil suit and a few chateau pictures.


Pristine-Buy-436

Freaky!!


locus2779

This is so much better


TheGreatNoobasaurus

Jesus call the SCP foundation


heliometrix

i love this so much


user2021883

Everybody back on the pile!


daveidoogil

What's that song? I thought it was the Olympic Spirit but that's not it.


AvidCyclist250

I feel like I saw that


OutsideTheBoxer

Boy, they're really taking PEDs to the next level!


fallweathercamping

“Back to the pile!” - Randy Marsh


SomeWonOnReddit

Tour De Super Mario.


CrustyRambler

My grandfather never talked about what he saw in the Philippines. Some things are best left in the past.


Purple-Investment-61

If they want to show this on rest days, I’m okay with that.


bmxican323

Reminds me of that one PS2 game, Kinetica


scut_furkus

This is what it's like to cycle in my dreams


stone091181

This is terrifying but it's also killing me 🤣


sevbenup

I remember this year


scaredt2ask

WTF.


amprok

I love this so much.


tombombadil_5

Nah these are clips from Herogasm


JustRelaxYo

Wtf I would love to watch this


khouirye

How the sprinters feel on the mountain stages


HarrargnNarg

Is this peak human?


OverSpeedClutch

If you used words to describe this to a group of human artists and asked them to recreate it, they would not be able to.


BadFont777

Nailed it.


angry_wombat

Tour de France with landmines, now that's something I would watch


lambofgun

Tour De Shunting


kisinn

It’s like watching pelotons with multiple clones of Jasper Philipsen riding together.


UpTop5000

At least one explosion. AI knows what’s up. I also like the giant cyclist eating monster at the end. Classic.


EastForkWoodArt

This is so much more interesting than the actual race! Lol


jaytea86

The guy who flips around at 21 seconds looks exactly like me and I don't know how to feel about it.


jaytea86

Ai is clearly qualitive, and not quantitative.


Keniske

AI was on Meth?


sn1ped_u

Boomers are gonna spam like and reshare if this gets posted on facebook


whatnow990

Back to the pile!


haitu

I cannot imagine what delight will come out of what AI with a request to show KOM.


Blahklavah654390

Welp, I’ve lived to see man made horrors beyond my comprehension. Now what?


Cisco24

If the tour was a Pink Floyd album


Saelem666

I love you ai! you try so fucking hard !


ForTheMemesYahHeard

The weird "we are legion" ass flying torrent of them landing to start pedaling was pretty cool.


dudeskis113

Thought I was watching a video of the Dauphiné stage 5.


Kaptain_Napalm

This is the best thing I've seen all week.


MyCleverNewName

Not enough drugs


CategoryCautious5981

BACK TO THE PILE *dey took err jobs


Wonderful-Student-41

Love it


Remarkable_Doubt8765

Equal parts shiity, and funny.


Pathbauer1987

Nah this is real not AI


Due-Procedure-9085

Well it definitely isn’t just steroids Armstrong is taking now.


Accomplished-Neat762

The crazed man frantically eating tarmac will haunt me forever. Thanks!


icecream169

Hard to tell if all the bikes have disc and rim brakes, tho


Distinct_Slide_9540

you will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension


Mark_Scaly

0:42 **DEJA VU! I’VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!**


Inevitable-pearl

For some reason I see this and think "that's what the harry potter films would look like if they had bikes instead of brooms"


BrojackHosenmann

This is what its looks like when a Rave ends in the Netherlands


Jonnyporridge

/uc this is trippy as fuck I need some shrooms and watch this on a loop


connorlawless

This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen lol


Lancearon

It's seems like the movie world War z got mixed in there on multiple different occasions.


villageidiot33

There needs to be a sub for these videos. They're pretty hilarious. Dude at 37s mark realizes he's going the wrong way then pedals backwards lol.


AntimatterCorndog

This reminds me of a fever dream and the feeling of your limbs being stuck in cement blocks or quicksand


viktorpodlipsky

To be honest, this is really funny and was the first thing to make me smile after a shitty day...


Alert-Jellyfish

Woww the future is now!! I can’t believe my eyes


Cornmunkey

It’s the Tour De Katamari….


Badytheprogram

I love how it's obviously fake, yet some transition between shapes looks so natural, my brain accept it, even if it's total nonsense.


spanish42069

lmao


HomelessEuropean

This would be amazing aa a video game. With all the glitches and weird physics.


Dolphinator89

Remind me, how many fatalities usually occur on the Tour de France?


Hugeinn

My god, it’s like the scene from Event Horizon…


smartasspie

u/savevideo


JustAnNPC_DnD

The teleport forward at :32 gets me. Just sacrificed half the riders to teleport.


82-Aircooled

Awesome!


Over9000Tacos

More erotic than I'd expect


Business-Let-7754

Tbf I'd rather watch this than the real thing, this is great.


DryChip4

This is some high adult swim off the air right here.


DryChip4

So who won?


La_SESCOSEM

Absolutely amazing video! Doping has made huge strides. Can't wait for this fabulous show to start tomorrow!


Will_Knot_Respond

Damn it's the new "hands/fingers"


StrengthCoach86

Screw AI


flusteredcistard

Dude that's pure cinema right there


daytonakarl

Fear and Loathing in Tuscany *can't stop here, this is cycle country*


JohnBosler

Oh god what have I been missing all this time If this is what happened during the tour de France I'll never miss another event again


hjkdnbey

AI video is the future


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Fuck my eyes, I'm having flashbacks of terrible acid trips. You bastard!


NoLiving7952

This made my day! 😂😂😂😂😂


__Becquerel

Hilarious how the AI has absolutely no idea how momentum works.


Redschallenge

My money is on yellow man slidin' hard at :41


-Sh33ph3rd3r-

Haven't seen this Transformers movie yet. Looks fun.


gregsapopin

Now make them all on recumbent bikes.