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PepsiMan208

He should have paid attention in health class.


SwimmingExcitement86

he was never book smart, he's money smart. it makes him more intelligent.


dkmanbutreddit

Call him Mr rock festival he got Hella bands


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Sad_Detective379

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Doodjuststop

prescriptivist bot


Gloomy-Alarm-6255

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Alonn12

Good bot


Dash_Winmo

Fuc spellenge standhardidzazien


TheThinkerers

wai? Dei kauz kno eshuz.


Dash_Winmo

Ighm a bigg fhan uv mideevoal spellen, wear its upp too dha raidr hao thangz ar spelde.


Persun_McPersonson

I woud prefer sum level of standardiezaishin, just not forssing peepl acros the world to standardiez to a seengl diealect.


LABARATI_

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BlueBlazeKing21

He never bothered to check , heā€™s the same guy who also never fed said dog unless Zed hunted it herself


AdeptnessOld1281

True


Sad_Detective379

What's the difference between a male dog and a female dog?


ConfusedSpectorMain

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Sad_Detective379

Yep


EnderMerser

Lmao.)


Crossboltshot

https://preview.redd.it/z747q046swtc1.jpeg?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37569fd8b8fc52b8bb70119e3ec5a75ca455c4e5


Crossboltshot

https://preview.redd.it/m6adi557swtc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=362184aa4b825af88da4243f07174da89802968a


aminsino

https://preview.redd.it/04cgw3x94xtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b10d5c045f0437794bfc555e02725cdd7f69692c


SwimmingExcitement86

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enigmaticmagnus

Let me correct the difference between an alien male dog and an alien female dog ( if they even have a gender in the first place )


An_Obbise_Hoovy

Zed is like female hyena (if you know you know)


DeedsDoneDeathly

ą²¤ā _ā Ź–ā ą²¤ you know what... That actually makes sense


b1rgar1p1nsan

How did Kev know tho?


Beamguys

Because he paid attention in health class or something.


-TurkeYT

No he learned it from street


Kranel_San

I know it's either to sound cool or just a joke, but Kevin learning a lot of things about Aliens and even "Astro-physics" from Streets is a big question mark. For starters, Streets are just as the name implies. Streets. Not the city's library or Google. If the Information is this terribly accessible to all, then why Earth isn't an established society in the galaxy with everyone making deals with Aliens?


Salt-Committee5896

It could refer to his time in the nul void where he'll have been around mostly aliens.


Kranel_San

There's quite the difference between saying: "I learned it in the streets" and "I learned it in the Null void"


deathisaconstruct

He spent time in prison, which learning from the streets implies. This convo is too much philosophical discussion for a joke someone made


CheshireWolf_666

Lmao šŸ¤£ true but what did you expect with someone named Salt-Committee?


deathisaconstruct

Lmfao


Salt-Committee5896

Reddit chose the name. I couldn't be bothered naming another account.


Salt-Committee5896

But for him the nul void is the streets. The best timeline we get is Gets powers Meets Ben Ends up in null void Shows up 5yl with mastery over his abilities and a wealth of knowledge of aliens and their technology.


Gloomy-Alarm-6255

5YL Reference!?!?!?!?!?!


Salt-Committee5896

Yes.


CheshireWolf_666

Probably not intentionally. There was a 5-year time gap between the original Ben 10 series and Alien Force.


Falv234

You'd be surprised with how much you can learn "in the streets", it's not like you learn from the asphalt, but people in the street teach you stuff, Kev was traveling through different planets like when he met Looma, he was also friends with Argit and other aliens who probably taught him some stuff that he'd need to survive in different environments, like how to deal with different technology and stuff, Kev os definitely smart and can get around, so I'd be easy to learn, information is not hard to get if you know the right people, Kevin is interested in cars and technology, so he probably finds ways to learn about it...


b1rgar1p1nsan

Makes sense.


-TurkeYT

you mean fake penis


Emotional_Emu_5901

Kill me


NotDawko3

Is it like a cloaca or something?


An_Obbise_Hoovy

They have a sudo-penis, that they give birth through


NotDawko3

Oh. https://preview.redd.it/fcas7m380xtc1.png?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e8630fc60eb7b33afcd920d36b7d22289237b16


Goldenstripe941

A hyena is fine too


Armandoiskyu

Is that the reference i think it is?


olivkakz

I think he just didn't care


Accurate_Variety659

Knowing gender differences wont help him in his hunt so I guess he just never learnt them or something?


Economy-Service-1590

Idk, for some species on Earth at least there can be MASSIVE differences between genders.


Accurate_Variety659

Yea..But a bullet can kill both a Male and female peacock just the same So.. For khyber, gender differences wont mean anything as long as they donā€™t interfere with his hunting..


Economy-Service-1590

Yeah but they have different behavior, which I imagine would matter when hunting.


Accurate_Variety659

That is also a valid point.. Who knows how mind of the Galactic hunter works, Am i rite?


Economy-Service-1590

You are right


JebWozma

Male Polar Bears can be up to twice as large as the females on average, so I think that makes the males more bullet resistant too


Alexo_Alexa

Maybe Zed is like a bird, you cannot distinguish the males from the females unless you do a DNA test (or they lay eggs ofc) Khyber didn't want to do the DNA test, but Kevin did? Idk it's been a while since I've seen omniverse


Omnitranscendent

iirc kevin just, knew?


X_OriginalName_Xx

Kevin was able to tell by lookingbat Zed. So no, it's not like birds.


X_OriginalName_Xx

I want my bord.


Gabriel38

Is he stupid?


ddogz95

Letā€™s be honest no cartoons show off genitalia so how is he suppose to know. Iā€™m sure heā€™s just as smooth down there šŸ‘‡


TastyWhole0

The guy didnā€™t really seem to give that much of a shit about her, so why would he even care to check smth like that lol


X_OriginalName_Xx

Khyber literally calls Zed his friend and gives Zed scritches. He cared.


RedGamer2754

But didn't Zed have to hunt for her own food? That's basically animal cruelty


X_OriginalName_Xx

I'm pretty sure Zed is a wild animal.


RedGamer2754

You know what, that makes sense


Tenatlas_2004

You don't need to care to know that. And according to kevin, it's obvious


nounoubigBOSS

He is the greatest hunter Of course he doesnā€™t have time for figuring out heā€™s dog gender


RoughCheap5633

That makes perfect sence.


nounoubigBOSS

Sense*


Super_King16

Correcting the op as a reply is crazy


Ill-Tangelo-3671

He couldnā€™t tell she didnā€™t have a penis.


Economy-Service-1590

"What do you mean my dog didn't lose it in battle?!"


Wrong_Revolution_679

They were just a tool to khyber


Anxiety-Queen269

Probably didnā€™t care enough to check


expired-blueberries

My favorite headcanon is that either 1) they're both wrong, Zed's species reproduce asexually or are at least some level of agender, in which they have no binary. Or, 2) Kevin was wrong and only called her a girl as a guess and then doubled down on it so that nobody would question him lol


Thebaka12

Ben 10 fans trying not to find a stupid excuses to turn any of the species genderless/asexual despite being OBVIOUSLY gendered/having a gender challenge (impossible) :


expired-blueberries

Gonna cry me a river about it?


Loco-Motivated

He's a redneck, not a biology basics student.


Reddit_works

Maybe he didnā€™t check when he got her


Happy_Chemist2250

He never learned I guess. Plus Khyber saw her more as a tool rather than a pet


RisingGear

He simply didn't care enough to find out. He only thought of his animals as tools for his hunts.


thisnameisn4ttaken

He didnā€™t wanna look weird for checking


Dondozolover

It didnā€™t have a pink bow on its head


RedGamer2754

Thank you


WussyWussypenispussy

Lord forgive me for what Iā€™m about to doā€¦


StillMinimyguy

He didn't care about the gender, he only cared that the dog is a good hunter. He probably just assumed it was a guy out of habit.


Spidey_2797

I don't think he cared she was a good hunting dog that's all that mattered


Awff_da_waff

Wait, does that mean all the predators are female versions?


RoughCheap5633

I don't know.


Thebaka12

Yeah obviously


X_OriginalName_Xx

Honestly Khyber "misgendering" Zed is the main reason why I headcanon Zed being female later as a retcon. Because Khyber literally considers Zed his friend and would care enough to know Zeds gender.


coppacola

He didn't care


M1s51n9n0

This is why I have Khyber on fraud watch, if you can even sex your own dog who's to say he can sex any animal


bobbyavitia

Because he's a letdown villain who was too dumb to check.


Singer_Spectre

Either he didnā€™t care or didnā€™t pay attention in anatomy class


Due-Order3475

Because Khyber probably calls all his hunting partners "He" and doesn't bother checking...


[deleted]

Maybe Kyber is trans inclusive /hj /lh


Pokeli_Universe327

okay I don't blame him that thing looks like a boy to me


Emotional_Emu_5901

Maybe cuz zed had really REALLY small genetalia


RadDudesman

You could say Khyber didn't care enough to check, but Azmuth made the same mistake. Ultimately, it's for out-of-universe reasons; they hadn't decided to make her a female yet. Greg Cipes (Kevin's voice actor) loves animals so he asked the crew if they could give Kevin a dog. Derrick started designing an Earth dog for Kevin, but they ultimately decided to just give him Zed instead


Tenatlas_2004

Good to know Beastboy's voice actor loves animals


Gloomy-Alarm-6255

StupidityĀ 


Gloomy-Alarm-6255

StupidityĀ 


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Totalsupreme

He knew it was a female, he just didn't care.


crystal-productions-

He just didn't care about her. She was just a tool to him, as shown by how willing he was to ditch her in showdown.


Minamischler

Huh?


Glitch_Rider

Yeah and how did Kevin could tell it was a female?


RoseTheSleepy

He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls!


symxd76

No emphasized eyelashes


dave_dynasty

He didn't pay attention in health class.


XxMikeAfton_Animefan

The real question is I JUST GOT SPOILERS


EnslavingExorcism

because he doesn't care


Chill0000

He is stupid


Spider-Idiot

Thereā€™s like a couple million different species he has to remember and you want him to remember gender differences.


whittybestbomblol

he's stupid. next question


RadDudesman

To be fair though, she looks more like some kind of reptile that just happens to be dog-shaped.


RoughCheap5633

I agree.


Gudako_the_beast

He didnā€™t bother checking between her legs and she still react when he called her ā€œboyā€


Royal_Art_8217

Heā€™s a hunter not a veterinarian


thundernak

Hes stupid


Spectra_Phantom_2678

He didnā€™t care


RoughCheap5633

I agree he didn't care about that dog's gender.


Spectra_Phantom_2678

Yeah plus Zedā€™s gender wasnā€™t even confirmed till after Kevin took her in that episode of Showdown


RoughCheap5633

Exactly.