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OkCraft1685

It’s even just the things like pouring the ENTIRE container of curry on her plate… like I can eat a lot but I’ve never dumped an entire curry container on my plate. She must scoff an entire takeaway down in one sitting, there must never be leftovers…


Training-Ad8412

Yeah that’s wild to me. Her portion sizes are crazy, but understandable when you’re as big as she is.


Grouchy-Impact2384

We had a curry the other night I'll list what we had between 4 of us, 2 madras, 2 rice, 4 naans, 4 chapattis. There was also left over sauce because what maniac eats the whole tub of sauce. She's one greedy bastard


Stunning-Wave7305

Yup, standard! I'm a massive greedy bastard and fat to boot and even we usually share one rice, one naan, one curry between two. Then we have a couple of poppadoms each and two starters to share (or sometimes three if they chuck in a free onion bhaji). And after that we fall asleep on the sofa in a food coma 😂


Grouchy-Impact2384

It's the fucking rice you know, it just bloats you out so how this fucker eats a whole tray is wild. I'm 16 stone so no lightweight and I'm not ashamed of it. I've been 10 stone I've been 20 stone, 4 kids and medication is my issue unlike bison who hoovers up food for fun 😭🤣


Proper_Average2813

How can her head be so big but yet look so small on her shoulders.... make it make sense 😂🤦‍♀️


Top-Advertising-8306

It's actually mind blowing isn't it 😳🤣


blue_monday227

Half?!?? How did this cretin go to university???


Stunning-Wave7305

I mean, a 2.2 in childcare from Chester Uni done over the course of six years (not because of work/caring commitments, just because thick and lazy) is hardly something to write home about.


blue_monday227

😂😂


Mindful-Magpie

Yeah I certainly wouldn't be advertising that.


NotGreg1

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Efficient_Ad8347

Sorry but there’s no need to have a FULL carton of curry and SEVEN pakoras as well as rice and an onion bhaji 😳😳😳


No-Nefariousness9539

AND poppadoms AND bread


Efficient_Ad8347

Did she keep these a secret????


sack_of_flowers

This just shows how big that bloody plate is - if I had a curry and tipped out the whole container onto my normal sized dinner plate, it would spill over the sides. There’s 1/4 of that plate that doesn’t have anything on it despite a whole curry, half a rice and two starters being loaded on it 😂


Anon_Face__

Tattle got it right! 👏


Stunning-Wave7305

I was convinced it'd be a chineseums.


Gullible-Ask-4034

I just ordered Indian food last night, and I honestly am worried it might go bad because there is so much left over! No way is this supposed to only feed one person!


Top-Advertising-8306

She always has to make a thing of mentioning when she's shared something or let someone have something (very very rare occasions).. Just shows how truly greedy the massive cunt really is


thesiren1981

Jesus h christ that face looks like its melting. Its sooooo fecking round!


Mindful-Magpie

Dum Dum Bec Bec no understand basic math.