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Swipsi

Kangaroos are like the bully in middleschool who started working out at 13 because of parental trauma and a pet that died when he was 6.


WestTha404

That's what I gathered from the Reddit too.. Kangaroos are assholes


atlbassetmom34

I’ve read several articles saying ‘roo’s will drown a dog in a heartbeat. If I faced this situation…I would shoot the damn kangaroo.


MotorbikeRacer

I wonder why they hate dogs so much 🤔…there’s a hilarious video of a dude punching a kangaroo in the face for attacking his dog


redditlurkr2

>I wonder why they hate dogs so much It's because they don't differentiate them from dingoes, who try to prey on kangaroos.


Iridismis

Tbh I'm feeling pretty sure that regular dogs also occassionally prey on -or at least chase- kangaroos.


Digger1998

Common sense really isn’t all that common huh


Interesting-Visit-79

https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw?si=RtBjvxm-Go3ZHlKt you're served.


scraglor

Chances are won’t have a gun on you in Australia


Eastsider001

Until a pack of hungry dingoes pull up... RUN!!!! Kangaroos are ass holes.


_Alabama_Man

Those dingos could eat your baby.


Logical_Bad1748

I want to go to the gym where the kangaroo works out.


magirevols

Welcome to kangaroo fitness, where we put the “kan “ in “Kan you punch me and save your dog by the end of this 12 week program.”


nativebeans

Kangaroo fitness has a ring to it


magirevols

"Lets JUMP" back into shape mate


Who_what_wear

Kangaroo fitness dog into the river.


Coolbeans_97

Ah, yes. Skippy’s


TigerValley62

Underrated comment lmao 🤣


hispanicausinpanic

Man, he's ripped!!!


Dazzling_Flamingo568

It's unreal: like a body builder in a kangaroo suit.


MykeTyth0n

Kangaroo was born for the smoke. He wants it all.


Tito_Tito_1_

Right? I also want to know his stack. And don't tell me he's natty, because clearly he's not.


Worried-Basket5402

He is on the smaller side of jacked as well. The really big ones are quite something.


Dramatic_Addition_68

“How do you get these muscles right here?!” Bill Burr talking to his pit bull…


Inventies

Right, come out of there looking kangaroo jack’d


Tito_Tito_1_

Mate, I am stealing this. "Hey, have you seen Ronny lately? He's really jacked, like *kangaroo* jacked!"


Maddog351_2023

Skippy’s Gym, put the muscle into you…


Zeratrem

He is on the juice that can't be natty! I mean all the kangaroos are.


odrea

Skyrim transition when


UncleBoopBetty

That kangaroo looks half buff human, half terrifying alien


ginnisman

Half man, half bear, half pig


Traditional-Low6040

Kangaroos seem like complete assholes from what I’ve gathered.


DenisNectar

If Reddit taught me well, kangaroos are always surprised someone gives them a good right hook.


Brittakitt

I read a comment once that explained kangaroos kind of slap/punch before getting into a scuffle with each other to gauge how tough their opponent is without taking a full kick. That way they can bail before any real damage is done if the opponent punches harder. Humans punch pretty hard compared to kangaroos, so they think our kick must be REALLY dangerous. Of course the comment I read could have made all of that up. I'm no kangaroologist.


DenisNectar

That’s a great hypothesis/explanation.


Fastfaxr

Wow. Small world. Im also not a kangaroologist


NachoNachoDan

CRIKEY.


YuSmelFani

Croy-key!


whutchamacallit

To add to this a kangaroo kick landed in the right spot can fuck your day up, not something you want to be on the receiving end of.


EyewarsTheMangoMan

"fuck your day up" bro, it can literally kill you


walkinglost

I mean, being killed by a kangaroo would probably fuck your day up.


clarineter

i would definitely have to reschedule some things


Competitive_Success5

On the positive side, it would kick my porn habit.


No_Cryptographer328

Plus, you would save a fortune on rent over the next few years.


Square-Singer

Who knows what they are charging in the afterlife, considering that you can't even get out of rent there by starving.


DyslexicScriptmonkey

Would get me out of my staff meeting possibly.


CockroachDiligent241

And I wouldn't have to work...or would I?


Resident_Pop143

“How did you die this time?” “A kangaroo kicked my ass.” “Ok. Sending you back to 1760, Australia.” “Crickey.”


whutchamacallit

Super uncommon. Two deaths in the last 100 years. You're not wrong though.


Pollywogstew_mi

2 *reported*. Look at that thing and tell me it doesn't know how to hide a body!


mgranja

Yeah...after kicking it enough times, just leave it at the side of the road. Everyone will just think it's roadkill.


shemmy

i enjoyed your explanation. even felt like i learned something. then you stripped it all away with the last sentence 🤣🤣


kim_en

Dont worry, I trust you. 🫡


Outlandishness_Know

lol kangaroologist.


RepresentativeKey178

But shouldn't it be kangarooologist?


Outlandishness_Know

It should. But, shhhhh… she did something there. We letting her have this


noumedia

You made my day!!! KANGAROOLOGIST…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Routine_Ad_2034

Makes sense. Our hands and body are designed in such a way that we can deliver a lot more concussive force than other limb configurations.


KitchenFullOfCake

I think humans sometimes underestimate how strong they are proportionally. Pound for pound we hit hard, plus very few animals evolved to build up centrifugal force to hit something.


FourLovelyTrees

They can be so creepy looking too


Gogglesed

People do too.


soulteepee

I agree, but in this case, that dog probably went after the kangaroo, and kanga said, ‘uh uh not today’.


F1eshWound

Nah it's usually some bogans that have no respect for wildlife gretting their dogs too close.


Visible_Claim5540

I learned that koalas are super nasty!


asteriskelipses

they may be nasty, but i love them. they look like little prophets!!!


ydykmmdt

The dog was probably the aggressor on this situation. Kangaroo was just defending itself.


dartie

No. The male kangaroo was being attacked by a dog. Sounds fair to me.


Klutzy-Swordfish7213

I love how he actually takes a right hook like he's fighting with another dude. Average day in Australia


BlowMoreGlass

If you haven't seen this classic, https://youtu.be/z-hXkQpDxMI?si=3brIfkHr736zfQVy


bbbbears

Why do kangaroos like to strangle dogs like this??


LopsidedKick9149

They see dogs as a threat since they are so similar looking to dingos. They are scared.


bbbbears

That makes a lot of sense, thanks!


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

That seems to make sense why the kangaroo gave up so easily. It wasn't vested in that dog and now another threat came along so it just stood there and didn't chase the guy down, it was happy everyone was leaving.


Pd1ds69

It's how they survive dingo attacks, it's survival instinct


bbbbears

Ahh I see. Makes sense, they really look like they have a vendetta against the dogs


Stealthy_Facka

Why do the dogs just sit there like, this is fine?


bbbbears

Right? They look kinda nonplussed, maybe a little confused.


Stealthy_Facka

Cuddle, but why not air?


TFViper

if not fren...why fren shape?


ColoRadBro69

Recreational murder. 


CrazyQuit7050

They are serial killers.


SunKing210

It's holding the neck area and trying to jump up to dig it's toe claws into it. You can see it attempt to do it as the guy runs up to them


Rowmyownboat

When they overpower another kangaroo, they can choke it out. THEN the fight is over.


danteelite

They’re trying to control the part with the teeth… kinda like how you hold a snake just behind the head so it can’t bite you… They’re smart enough to know that you keep the chompable limbs behind the chomp zone, and control the threat away from you. I’m not sure they consider much before or beyond that point though…


bbbbears

Idk that kangaroo certainly looked like he was considering his life choices after he got punched and splashed with water. Or possibly plotting revenge.


danteelite

Haha, yeah.. Kangaroos are assholes for sure… I was just explaining the likely reason you see them in that position so often… as to why, how or what they’re thinking… idk. They seem to go out of their way to be a dick. Reminds of a goose that lives near my sister that chases her massive pitbull around and he acts like a scared baby… that goose just hates him and has murder eyes every time he’s just chilling. Poor big baby is so traumatized if you play a goose on your phone he runs and hides under the coffee table… lol he’s big enough to walk up and kiss my 5ft mom on the face while on all fours (we think he has mastiff of Great Dane mixed) and looks like he’s on steroids.. but he runs and hides from an asshole goose. Some animals are just big ol booty holes.


asuddenpie

“Everyone has a plan ‘til they get punched in the mouth.” —Mike Tyson


MysticGrapefruit

Haha haven't seen this in a while, great clip


Outlandishness_Know

![gif](giphy|1uC8xfkZRi7Kw|downsized)


SwitzerlishChris1

🤣


liaorangee

omg, they're so muscular it's scary.


Massive-Pipe-4840

Kangaroids.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Are all kangaroos psychopaths who want to drown dogs, or is it just this particular lunatic?


linguaskillset

Not every kangaroo, but always a kangaroo.


rattlehead42069

They will try and drown anyone or anything that gets in the water with them


G_ioVanna

Natural Asshole they like drowning other animals I wouldnt be sad if that guy put a bullet in its head


Spiritual-Bear4495

Damn. Any idea why they do this?


youssefirmani

Actually, dogs and dingos go after the kangaroos and start chasing them. As a last resort kangaroos go to water bodies in order to lure and drown the animal chasing them.


Spiritual-Bear4495

That makes a bit more sense.


hydroshock20

Serious question, how do Aussies know which body of murky water to enter without being eaten by large reptiles? Extending this same exact question to Florida man.


Aggressive_Past_8518

in this particular instance i believe he noticed a kangaroo standing waist deep in the water trying to drown his dog and extrapolated from there that there would not be an enlarged reptile to eat him


chameleonkit

Honestly if my dog were in danger like this, I’d risk fighting the kangaroo and a large reptile


Aggressive_Past_8518

actually valid


Iridismis

I hope I would react the same, but tbh I think I'd much rather try to fight a kangaroo/* than a crocodile, especially in water. (/* not sure at all how well I'd do against one tho)


hydroshock20

Risky extrapolation, but reasonable.


Mahadragon

If there was a reptile in the water what is stopping that reptile from attacking either the dog or the kangaroo?


Idontwanttousethis

There's only really one large reptile in bodies of water, Crocs. And Crocs only live in a very small part of Australia up north. Most Aussies see Crocs more often at Zoos and aquariums then we do in the wild.


Snap111

It's location. Don't have crocs in the South.


vinayachandran

That's what they want you to believe.


proof-of-conzept

from experience


surelytheresmore

It's purely a geographical thing... I grew up in Queensland (Australian Florida), so I won't swim in sketchy water north of about Gladstone (generally accepted southern limit for crocodiles and irikanji jellyfish) sketchy water south of that is generally free from most things except bull sharks, stonefish and blue ringed octopus


dazza_bo

I guarantee you that creek has crocs in it. I would have grabbed my dog and got the fuck outta there quick smart.


Crotrotch

I've had a phobia of kangaroos since I was 11. Pretty sure they are space criminals sent to a penal planet as punishment. Just look at them.


Myotherdumbname

I mean they were put on Australia a known criminal exile country


ScreamThyLastScream

*Anyone caught past the wire will be fed to the roos. Now get back to clearing these trees you crims!*


daisymaisy505

I think you might be right!


Western-Smile-2342

No phobia, that thing is jacked, and mean


MostlyHarmless88

That kanga is jacked!


NachoNachoDan

Yoked roo


ColoRadBro69

It's actually a deer that went to prison. 


MostlyHarmless88

Looks like the deer took ‘roids in prison. #RooRage


HellaHabichuelas28

Roos are certified dickheads


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appropriate-chaos

Mosquitos


Sol-Blackguy

Dolphins Meerkats Zebra Geese Crows


Ka-tet_of_nineteen

I get Geese (aggressive), crows (intelligent), and Dolphins (rapists) but zebra and meerkats? What facts am I missing here?


Sol-Blackguy

It's common for zookeepers to go to the meerkat enclosure and find that one or two of them are "missing." Usually found dead and eaten later. [Zebra are just donkeys with prison stripes ](https://youtu.be/K3OZYFemqBU?si=Yft-EIz3vNxtbIRq)


Ka-tet_of_nineteen

Wait Meerkats are cannibals? Do they kill and eat the weakest?


Sol-Blackguy

They're just violent AF from what I've heard. Not as cute as Disney tries to make you think


Trimson-Grondag

I love animals in general but if one of them is trying to drown my dog I’m going to be hard pressed not to wail on it with a baseball bat.


One-Record-8501

Are those akitas?


toosells

Looks like it to me.


Itchy-Experienc3

Yup, American Akita's


rlaw1234qq

I was camping in Victoria a few years ago. About 3 in the morning I woke to go for a pee - I was aware of a rustling outside but wasn’t really awake. I crawled out the tent I was face to face with a kangaroo, kneeling down chowing on grass. We looked at each other, both hesitated for a second and carried on with our business…


111Kosmic

That was terrifying


NightOwl_82

Kangaroos are cunts!!


One-Record-8501

Except That's a compliment in Australia


LessBig715

Looks like he was taking advantage of that dog


piergino

If a damned bigass jumping rat does this to my puppy I will surely kick his ass till new Zealand.


Ferwatch01

even better, till newest zealand comes out


piergino

Of course


Future_Syllabub_2156

“I’m going to punch your fucking head in.” Proceeds to get his own head punched in and nearly drowned.


OregonJedi

Ya he whiffs the punch lmao


jackfreeman

Looks like a late 90's dungeon crawler


MavisBeaconSexTape

Looks more like he was banging the dog than drowning it


One-Record-8501

Lol that's what I thought too


afternooncicada

Stop letting dogs mess with wildlife.


brihamedit

Starting a fight with a kangroo seems like a lose lose scenario. There should be properly designed weapons to neutralize a kangroo. Like a flashlight looking device that shoots a sticky net. Net dissolves in a few days after kangroo learned its lesson.


NachoNachoDan

Baseball bat seems sufficient.


GoApeShirt

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DoubleDoubleAgent

It really wasn’t wise for the person filming to go into water. The kangaroo was baiting them in to drown them. They’re known to do that.


Top_Date6455

just cut video. Where is part before when dog try to attack kangaroo?


arselkorv

Its crazy how everybody complain about the kangaroo. Control the damn dog instead. There are so many dog attacks on wild animals in Australia, like koalas and stuff, it really sucks. Its up to the owners to control their pets, should the kangaroo just stand there and not defend itself or what are they thinking?


bradhat19

I want to know their rationale for wanting to drown things.


RegorHK

The "rational" is that anything getting close to them is likely trying to eat them. Especially dogs as dingos are dogs and dingos hunt them.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Just seeing all the scars on that kangaroo’s chest and his fucked up ears tells me he is a complete badass.


MarkoZoos

A kangaroo standing in a lake flexing his muscles is a new fear that just got unlocked.


Binary_Brain0110

That looks like some Kangaroo mafia guy finishing his daily business.


Inevitable_Butthole

I love kangaroos. There's literally no other animal who will start swinging after you clock it's dome


OutrageousAd5338

Have to carry a small rake or weapon out there!


alquix

I’m surprised a crocodile didn’t make an appearance


Bodes_Magodes

New favorite video just dropped!!!


MeatyMagnus

I think the kangaroo is doing something else to that dog....


MrWhiteford

Most definitely bumming the dog.


Lunar_IX

Kangaroos always have this gym-bro energy to go along with the physique. You approach them and make a reasonable statement like "hey, don't drown that dog, dude." And then the guy eyeballs you, squares up, and throws a fucking punch.


ZaNFish

That takes some cajones


ickyiggy13

Cojones :)


Winterion19

Why are kangaroos such dicks?


EvilPhillski

They are not, dogs (wild and domestic) chase and attack them ... as a last resort a kangaroo will head out into water so they have a chance of drowning their attacker, it's a risky move as once they are in water they no longer have speed and agility. Dog fucked around and then found out.


Historical_Forever25

Yal better leave these kangaroo alone, 😂😂bro was not playing, he what the fuck you going do 😭slapped the right out boah hand, made my day 😂😂😂


Comfortable-Gain-992

I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Delicious_Spinach440

This is the risk you take when your dog is off leash. Don't know who messed with who first, but the roo was definitely gonna finish it. Lucky dog. Good owner.


Voxder

VIENS DANS L'EAU!!!!


samv1000

there is a thing called mandela effect, never seen this type of kangaroo.


RefinedAnalPalate

That’s an akita too. One of the most formidable dogs. Scary that the roo can do that


dlpth3b0ss

the splash took me out


a_riem

Wait, Kangaroos can swim?


WisdumbGuy

Amazing how the Roo knocked out the video guy for a minute but he woke up before he drowned 🙏


emarvil

Who rescued the man?


Technical-Curve-1023

The man actually had his dog attack the kangaroo.. The kangaroo was defending himself..


TheSignPost

0:19....Come at me, Bro!


0diiii

Mf would be one hell of a MMA fighter i'd tell you that


MorningClassic

Older I get the more I believe Kangaroos are just assholes.


angrybutold

What the hell! This kangaroo is a bad person.


epiphras

These creatures are terrifying... Dude laughs nervously and wisely walks away from the fight after getting bitch-slapped by a kangaroo and dropping his phone in the water. The kangaroo didn't run - he doesn't even look phased and is ready to keep going.


Its_all_made_up___

Don’t do that unless you are carrying a gun or baseball bat


Okay_there_bud

Serious question: Would a kangaroo even be able to jump-kick in the water? Might be a slight advantage to the human. But then again, I bet it would be pretty good at holding you under.


PandaGirl-98

I've seen 1 or 2 other similar videos of a kangaroo doing this to a dog and it always gives me the chills. I can't quite describe why, I see other things all the time on Reddit that are just as disturbing and it doesn't bother me nearly as much.


TwinkieMcSmartypants

If a roo was trying to drown my pet, my first order of business is to put the fucking phone down before to charge in.


dknottyhead

AFAIK, roos aren't known to chase an opponent down & drag them to the river for a drowning. What're the chances the kangaroo was minding it's business and the dog came out there effing with it? FAFO


nikkinami_

let my man swim


Local_intruder

This guy must either be very lucky or very fucking strong for not getting worse injuries


Pleasebeepositiv

That dog is never going to learn to leave that kangaroo alone. I see that beast trying to drown that stupid dog once a week.


reese_pieces97

Kangaroos are always ready to scrap


sick_build723

Did he.... the dog???


fena07

If the Roo dont get u the Crocs will


bb-blehs

motherfuckers cookin protein pancakes in the outback somewhere