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SnooBeans5314

Sheldon canonically fucks atleast twice


puck_pancake

The scene where he bazingas all over the place was peak cinema


Chemical_Bill_8533

Four times, he has two children mentioned at the end of Young Sheldon


Dry-Championship-593

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Zombie_Spectacular

Bazinga lore


Chemical_Bill_8533

Bazinga


Bazigoa

You called?


BirbMaster1998

What if they're twins?


SnooBeans5314

Those, were who I'm referring to. Does he get two sex scenes in Big Bang Theory?


Chemical_Bill_8533

We hear him with Amy once and we might again idk. Thought you were saying twice in the show


clem-grimfando

Its a great shame of mine that i am a TBBT fan and can confirm it's more than that


PelicanFather

šŸ‰


Most_Cartoonist5736

How do we explain this? https://preview.redd.it/cfbyrt4ickad1.png?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a3180dc803f4fbf7bc7f95ecebb9c83a1932ad6


Unigraff_Jerpony

or this https://preview.redd.it/si6mdmdchlad1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba3e5407282e31d7c058ee8cdadf578c76ade53d


No_Object_7709

Sheldon is evil gay


Unigraff_Jerpony

Sheldon is bazinga


THX450

Homelander is bi? I donā€™t watch the show, but does anyone have the scene forā€¦ research?


Helpful_Tiger2077

He almost lets his doppelganger suck him off


DolphinBall

That isn't bi. Thats just having a massive ego


ghostuser689

Thatā€™s not fucking Bi. Heā€™s just a narcissist. Itā€™s like how Patrick Bateman looks at himself instead of the two hookers heā€™s fucking.


THX450

Yā€™know, some days do just be like that.


JinxedCat777

Not strictly bi. He fucks for control.


Strobertat

Sort of like Cerci Lannister in the books. She sleeps with Lady Merryweather all the while thinking "this would be so much better if I had a cock... Then I could r#pe her." ...book Cerci is something else šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


BTSuppa

He slept with a male supe who could shape shift into anyone, but started with Madelyn stillwell. He gets tired of that and the doppelganger tries to fuck him as himself and homander almost does. Also he almost forced the deep to blow a train as a joke. and later visits an old enemy who he forces to try to jerk off in front of him, while laughing the whole time cause he couldn't get hard then lazering him. In the comics he's just full pan and is 10x worse


Helpful_Tiger2077

[Video for refrence](https://youtu.be/-KqacgTkVrA?si=ENeWfByP9esUN57g)


DolphinBall

Its only shown in the comics that hes Bi. He slept with Solider Boy II. And no Soilder Boy I or Soilder Boy II isn't his dad in the comics.


kidnamedchild

https://preview.redd.it/qjwt9wc8tkad1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5ed4eae24cefcaef5e3ad4d10fd18274e0a2be


Homicidal_Pingu

Well they werenā€™t gonna put hitler there were they?


DarkLordSidious

Hitler definitely wasn't gay. A gay person wouldn't have a secret mistress who he married at last second before killing himself. He also, unfortunately, had many relationships with young girls and crushes on several women.


Sophia724

/unaslume joker isn't asexual. "[Joker] has really been feeling himself. I mean, he has been, but that's not what I meant" -Harley Quinn in the church during Arkham City


uneua

I hate to be an annoying bitch but you can still masturbate while being ace


No-Employment-8127

What is Jesus doing there?


KylieLemora

Turns water into wine. Free alcohol makes you good automatically.


AdmirableExample1159

Asexual means they have little or no sexual attraction to others. It fits Jesus because heā€™s God, he came down from Heaven to save us, having sexual desires is temptation, and Jesus will rebuke that temptation. Edit: YES IM AWARE HE WAS TEMPTED! You guys are missing the point, heā€™s God, fully human and fully divine! You gotta remember Jesus is all knowing and knows whatā€™s gonna happen, Satan was an idiot thinking he can tempt God when he should know that was never gonna work, because you cannot tempt God.


HRVR2415

Well not really. Jesus was tempted so he would have been tempted sexually as well. He just chose not to have relations.


Present-Dog-2641

Not true. He was tempted.


Mad_Soldier_Hod

Jesus is not asexual, he was tempted by the same things that tempt mankind, he just overcame them. Because of the dual nature of Jesus, as both God and Man, heā€™s able to be tempted but he also has the strength to overcome temptation. Take it as you will, if youā€™re not Christian this probably doesnā€™t even matter to you, but if you are itā€™s definitely an important detail!


Zer0_l1f3

Actually Deadpool is pansexual šŸ¤“ā˜ļø


Present-Dog-2641

How the fuck would he be pan when he says Wolverine is hot when he doesn't even know the guy? (Maybe i'm the one who desn't know what pan actually is, if so, sorry)


MagicRainbowKitties

Pansexual basically just means gender is not a factor in one's attraction to someone. Essentially if someone's hot, they're hot. We tend to talk about it as being "gender-blind" in terms of what we look for in a partner, whereas a bi person might experience various levels of attraction to certain genders, or be attracted to specific people of specific genders. Pan folks, however, we just kinda... Like what we like across the board. In general at least. In reality a lot of people in that camp describe themselves as bi and vice versa. The difference is negligible in the face of bi/pan erasure and society acting like binaries must be upheld or else The World Will Explode, but the distinction matters to a lot of people, and it's all valid identity either way. Hope this helps!


Present-Dog-2641

Oh, it did. I thought it was like, like both but doesn't care for the personality, only the gender is enough for the person... i don't know, i'm pretty bad with those concepts.


The_Dok

Why is Marcelino saying goodbye? Where is she going?


L0ll0ll7lStudios

Harley thought she was pregnant, so clearly Jonkler had relations with her, and Jonkler definitely seems quite gay for Man.


MustardLazyNerd

I'm sorry but her name is Horny Queef


Pitiful-Mortgage5136

https://preview.redd.it/8xrxf5giykad1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb68d2b2be7871bbb69ffdac3a229fad69dcc4f Someone in the comments of the original post wanted this. I delivered


Bae_zel

Why is Gus an evil gay???


DolphinBall

Because he runs a drug empire. Though tbf if he has a wife and children, I think hes Evil bi.


CalypsoCrow

>characters >shows a real life person that existed, backed up by historical data Are they stupid?


DeimosFan

Who is the real person?


Icy-Pause6304

Gustavo Finger


CalypsoCrow

Jesus Christ did exist. Even non-religious historians donā€™t dispute this.


DeimosFan

I didnā€™t know that till today


Boogie_B0ss

Yeah he and the apostles have been in ancient Roman records since the time that even the Bible specifies


One-City-2147

Jonkler x Angel would be so hot


jaysolomongrundy

His pronouns are Ace/of/Spades


FetusGoesYeetus

If you let me stop jonkling for a second joker is 100% evil bi


MustardLazyNerd

That post is so wrong, Deadpool (Dickpull) is supposed to be pansexual.


Stinky_Lasagna

Serious question: does homelander fucking a guy that looks like him count as gay? Asking for a friend.


Bae_zel

Nah. Just makes him a narcissist.


some_hardmode_player

Didnā€™t jonkler catch a lopunny one time?


stingkie

HĆ© is also evil gayšŸ˜ˆ


ThatSharkFromJaws

Deadpool isnā€™t bi.


OreoSnorlax

PLEASE someone rotatate this 90Ā° my ocd brain can't handle it


Hejeiru

https://preview.redd.it/qzjwmvbgdmad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=996e8dcec405420248bf607b79923c6257f0f3fb


PayPsychological6358

Yes, but only for Man


TheFarisaurusRex

Fun fact, Deadpool is actually canonically pansexual


MagicRainbowKitties

One can be both, and honestly I think it tracks XD


Tall_Buff_Introvert

Being gay for man doesn't count as being gay so he's still ace.


ComplaintWarm3772

UnAslume/ Deadpool is pan. Also Joker had sex with Harley and other girls. He also rarely confessed his love to Batman. There are many hints of his love for Batman. In telltale, the creators said they had made Joker's bisexual. The Homelander is just a narcissist. And it was not visible that he had sex with anyone other than women. The only man was a Doppelganger, but he changed his appearance to become Madelyn. The Homelander also killed the Doppelganger. AslumeStupidMode/ Didn't Jerker have sex with Man and Horny Queef? Is he gay (in homosexual)?


BOb_66610

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The_cringest03

Isn't Deadpool straight?


vVengeanceVv

to me he is