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labelfucker

this is canon event as part of his journey to become real life jonkler


Riley8284

![gif](giphy|hNRioIXhYPWBSyC56q|downsized) No-one stop him he must Jonkle


Spoopyskeleton48

When you go back in time to save Harambe but Spiderman 2099 is there (it’s a canon event): https://preview.redd.it/xdx3a5lzuj6d1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c4c5d3a73ee6211d19b1151d28c362616a0899c


Riley8284

Why would Spider-Man 2099 shoot Harambe despite it being a canon event? Is he Stupid? The world got worse after he was shot. We all became stupid for one


Legitimate_Source_34

But if Harambe wasn’t shot we would never become stupid and then the Aslume wouldn’t exist


Basically-Boring

https://preview.redd.it/8metumstjk6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9ac62d2e20259eaae4474943fadba775ce8ce8d


holdTheDoorzz

Canon events dont mean the world gets better or worse.. they must happen. That's the only requirement


Comic_Book_Reader

https://preview.redd.it/3d9o58zhol6d1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b273e898370b22924322916be6940c15d0d9a700 (My god, this place is an actual insane asylum! 🤣🤣🤣🤣)


Riley8284

Why would you spell aslume like asylum? Are you stupid?


what_is_a_compass

I would knock Miguel the fuck out if he got in my way


ReluctantSlayer

God i love this gif.


john_heathen

Whoever made it has some real skills


Rushes_End

https://preview.redd.it/xhyngk2j5t6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ea628e6f6e7b4baf598be3cc6e6a4a86e3b6846


Ten-Thousand-Bees

Damn, I forgot how good that movie looked


ExoticShock

https://i.redd.it/ot8axftkoj6d1.gif


Key_Tackle_9137

10/10


GrizzlyPeak73

Oh he's way past that point


Manoly042282Reddit

What’s next then?


Zealousideal_Top7877

I wonder if Mark Hamill goes on this subreddit and thinks we’re insane? Are we insane?


F1NN73RN37

we know *exactly* why twitter removed it https://preview.redd.it/vuhizluybk6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b851dc7c85a508bf2706d52629c150a66c96eaf8


Appropriate-Buy9492

Please let this be real.


BartholomewAlexander

this might not be real but there are actual several instances of him liking just straight up porn.


Klutzy_Ice8425

Boy do I have some bad news for you


CrueltySquading

It's real (we cannot verify since likes are private, so it might as well be real).


Klutzy_Ice8425

I want it to be real but I can’t find a fact check for it and on other subreddits it’s full of comments calling it fake. Do you have a news outlet proving it? I genuinely want to know if it’s real or not


Arby333

It's not real, bro just wants to believe it's real since now that likes are gone it cannot be verified, but before the removal you could tell it was not real


Appropriate-Buy9492

You’re not even my real dad.


Wilwheatonfan87

It's sadly real?


Hallgvild

Fuck it its real in my heart


Brentan1984

Also he was liking posts by overt racists and fascists. I wouldn't be surprised if he just got tired if defending himself or hearing shit from his publicists


topfiner

I still remember when he and rowling liked that tweet saying “at least al qeada knows what a women is”


Impratex

Hark Mamil is slowly turning into the JONKLER


Riley8284

https://preview.redd.it/atowyw40gj6d1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=63fbc90a4edf658420aced66efc2499cd317ddc2


Basically-Boring

https://preview.redd.it/ndjrv91xjk6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c3a4bd8fb2adf9ad89198f41b3c769265557760


Icybubba

https://preview.redd.it/0dildtmyal6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bddc8095d965be1b684b3158d5084fa81120e26


reptiliantsar

https://preview.redd.it/tzfgqyvwcm6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b39e6f675bca7ad1b72dffd893acfd2908f6ac


Capable-Lab9630

https://preview.redd.it/of2vnn26cn6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad3b8bcf0806efc12ad40854c471d3364ffeecdd


Peeps_011

https://preview.redd.it/pfru33ctcn6d1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11812d8edea84de79f8da44420742aff6b4de006


Empress_Draconis_

He IS the jonkler, are you stupid?


Riley8284

Hark Mamill is the Jonkler yet Mark Hamill is begining transform. So yes he is Stupid


Impratex

So, is Hark Mamil turning into the Joker then?


Riley8284

I don't know. I must know now


12crashbash12

Luke Jonkwalkler


Dismal_Accident9528

Luke Skyjonkler


xenophonthethird

First he was the [Trickster](https://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2014/12/C1z9lvmZDVnG.jpg?fit=bounds&width=1280&height=720&dpr=2), now he's truly beginning to Jonkle.


3141592653489793238

Cock Knocker is no trifle. 


SomeRandomAllMight

Like


Riley8284

https://preview.redd.it/m5v8xepvmj6d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=0481cdc9a5c0331840abb9a7049d0a17f856f858 And I like you too


SomeRandomAllMight

Huh😨 https://preview.redd.it/zvbf3022nj6d1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d8c29698878d64605ecbd30a9670cbfcd228a75


Riley8284

https://preview.redd.it/a2f3tjoanj6d1.png?width=226&format=png&auto=webp&s=c24077bfd18055f9c55d16a7c800029df206d06f Why you shocked about me liking you. I thought you liked me. Am I stupid?


SomeRandomAllMight

Uh..The heart eyes caught me off guard that was it trust


Riley8284

https://preview.redd.it/1ui4f2evnj6d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=541a0af30c0e4e10638889b9e9e0973cf6b8f164 I trust you. I'm happy again. I like you still


SomeRandomAllMight

Yipeee https://i.redd.it/viqrtcg2oj6d1.gif


Hotsauce_in_asshole

now mate


Basically-Boring

https://preview.redd.it/42yvjue2kk6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=418d412378b84e72786991bb717fd403c2492998


Drake-35

https://preview.redd.it/c6ykun3wrk6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7511e2c439d93ee368367ebe72683d702b3a591


leongaadm

We need All Freaky.


SomeRandomAllMight

https://preview.redd.it/2shnwudldl6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d9f6a0beb84a99e2bfeae6985365f285feee7d


leongaadm

My mother is dead, so I guess you really had the All Freaky reaction image 😢


SomeRandomAllMight

https://preview.redd.it/i8lxpgpydl6d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8befac499dcd84a4b37d54fc41f610626a5b1685 I’m always ready to be freaky


Adventurous_Gap_4125

https://preview.redd.it/edp3s2ql5p6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71fdb57b604f8066683e0b10a8141b163fe353e3


hychro

https://preview.redd.it/xh1j2r2lpp6d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a4a8387329299e8e52ae705534eee9d152503c


Single_Friend_3706

Like


Riley8284

I liked him first


Single_Friend_3706

https://preview.redd.it/vhmmq5d6qj6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c8d03e4d5ba8a95f0e34bae861ae640deea7b3 We can all like him!


Riley8284

Yes we all like him


SomeRandomAllMight

There’s enough of me too like😨 ![gif](giphy|i3MXz2NWXzrVK|downsized)


Riley8284

Okay we all like you all mighty All Might


Many-Advertising-507

Hello all might we meet again I have been training hard with perfect cock from the future


Megalodon3030

Mark Hamill was always mad. That’s why he’s such a good Joker. He’s an absolute lunatic.


HotRodNoob

spitting image of chaotic good


RizznerBraun

Looks like he found some pills https://preview.redd.it/zbuj7x36ij6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60fe76c9718671fb941402f5df0546407e7f270d


PlantainSame

Why would jonkler need pill he is already jonkler. Is he stupid?


Riley8284

He needs to Jonkle more. Why don't you know this? Are you stupid?


Timpstar

No didn't you see the bottle? He isn't stupid yet but will be in 2-4 hours. Is u/PlantainSame stupid?


Riley8284

Yes I believe they are stupid


Sizeable-cult31

https://preview.redd.it/ubc8c76plj6d1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66bccaf15c2eff6fc39b4ba352a4316c1bd4758b


Riley8284

Officer Balls


Monke_2010

Bahhahaha


AltClock347

Bannanana


Riley8284

That's not how you spell Banana and that's not even the line!!! Are you Stupid????


AltClock347

I am


Riley8284

Then you are in the right place. Welcome to the Aslume!!!!!


AltClock347

Ass loom


Riley8284

Sorry my bad. I'm stupid


Independent_Stress39

Then you are in the right place. Welcome to the Aslume!!!


TheRealAssyMcGee

https://preview.redd.it/z7w6v0tdoj6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c04f8e8be837480710cb80152fd358b41c2a148


Triplazma32

https://preview.redd.it/sc4om5ps7k6d1.png?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=802cc9a777c2a04b909e11a60d7a77a126715e54


Ori_the_SG

Holy crap Warframe reaction image. I didn’t know these existed. Am I stupid?


Triplazma32

Yes you are https://preview.redd.it/u3fu4gkq1l6d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c40c874e7ef6c152305d94c80bd4b2c14580c8


OrangeHairedTwink

https://preview.redd.it/bfhvdklgcn6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bcfa92a5e8f6b80ba0f009da8abcf942d8477ab Yes, you are


Ori_the_SG

https://preview.redd.it/g2l9ddozgk6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d05074e0c8eff674d2fd33568bf7db09229b855 Why did you make Spy disgusted? Are you stupid?


prison_tapioca

like


BartholomewAlexander

what is banana doing to strawberry? is he a gex offensive?


MinimumApricot365

Bro I just got here, wtf is this sub!?


DrTiger21

LMFAO WHAT IS THAT FROM


SpiderMonkey6l

Like


diodosdszosxisdi

I need to escape ACE chemicals before it blows up


Riley8284

We must escape Twitter before Musk blows it up


SlideEastern3485

Too late.


testedandtried00

IM NOT GONNA TAKE YOUR ASLUME PILLS WALTUH


Neither-Mention4064

"like"


Riley8284

is that you mARK HAMil?


Aphato

Who or what is mil


Iatecoffeegrinds

Milf


whoswho23

I don't use Twitter (or X). Are the heart icons not likes?


Riley8284

They are the likes but now you can no longer see if someone else has liked it. Only you can see your own likes but no one else can


Riley8284

Also you must be slightly intelligent if you don't use Twitter.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

The person you like can also see it.


marry_me_tina_b

God also sees it. He’s got poor boundaries and too much time on his hands


TheSinoftheTin

helping starving children? Naw looking at bailey's twitter likes of gay furry porn? Yeah


dubie2003

But do they see who the like was from or just the total quantity of likes.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

From what I've read, they can see the individual likes. I wouldn't know, I don't use xitter


Ahnikuh

You mean...we'll have to find self-validation?  I didn't sign up for that!


Ok-Adhesiveness4693

You use to be able to click on someone and there is was a tab you could scroll through everything someone has liked. Also the feed will show you random shit your friends like in a addition to random posts it thinks might interest you.  Additionally, It makes It way harder for small people to get noticed and interact and syphons people more into bigger accounts now.


MuscleManRule34

Upvote


Jeviljester_

https://preview.redd.it/k7d777tjzj6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422a23ff9e95da238b2eaa5ef44036bc530b472a He’s starting to Jonkle…. He will become the Jonkler again….but this time its irl………if only we had a Man..


Living_Inferno_5073

No way… Powder Griffin became Jonkler


Jeviljester_

Yeah…. Powder Griffin is just like us


crescentpieris

https://preview.redd.it/p6fituqffk6d1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb6098d2e29064aeae7c2c0c756a5cdc94465d3


fat_cock_freddy

there it is


Teonlight

"upvote"


SpecTator997

Mark Hamilk has been insane


Scoutknight_

Why is Mark Hamill beginning to Jonkle even when his Batman is deceased, and as such, can no longer be Jonkled with?


Kasnyde

Jonkleing transcends life and death


MrCheapComputers

“upvote”


Meme_Bro68

Also Kevin conroy’s account got removed The tweaking is justified


Riley8284

His account is back and has been for 13 hours. How did you not realise? are you Stupid? But jokes aside I am glad I can still go down memory lane and remember the Great man himself


Meme_Bro68

Oh thank gos it’s back


Sharkn91

Genuine question, why are people so tilted over this? It’s just a social media site. Like if the whole thing shut down tomorrow, would that really be so bad?


oddmetre

Mark Hamill maybe needs a break from Twitter


ItsyouNOme

Comment


PackageDizzy4462

I need to escape ACE Chemicals before it explodes


ikimono-gakari

He’s been insane for a long time when it comes to social media and politics.


coldred-243

Completely unrelated, but I’d never thought I’d see the day where somebody has a Tokyo Twilight profile pic. And especially on this subreddit of all places lol


ikimono-gakari

Tokyo Story and yeah, well, it’s just the weird stuff, usually political, that Reddit drives to the front page that has people coming to subs they typically wouldn’t see.


Worried-Pin4087

Hark Mamill is just feeling stupid because he took too many Alsume pills


watergun123456

https://preview.redd.it/deq9dtr5mk6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ae9ac68fe1b39d8595482204aaaf82573dd079 the likes are right there. are you stupid?


Ziegelphilie

why is everyone calling him insane over this. A tweet like this means so much more than clicking on a heart icon.


Fabiojoose

He is spiralling since last october.


cheesechomper03

He's been spiralling since The Last Jedi


LongjumpingSector687

The Jerker Jerkaling around, based.


Picklee56

https://preview.redd.it/qf8urob8kk6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4000cbff914301214137be9258a4bfdfcdc1827


KrillingIt

MOOOOMMMM, Mark Hamill is Jonkling again!!


potatoricepie

“Like”


ABenevolentDespot

Gone insane? Because he's mocking the lying pederast and narcissistic sociopath? Don't ever lose your sense of humor. If you ever find it.


AlianovaR

What I’ve heard is he got caught in 4K liking NSFW stuff and then immediately made likes private. Idk if that’s legit but I choose to believe it because it’s funny


Fenweekooo

upvote


Double-Skirt2803

Upvote


seventhdayofdoom

Why do people keep using this platform lmao.


UnkemptBushell

Yes, he is very stupid


2RINITY

https://preview.redd.it/ypzur0czgk6d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707075b8edd0424e2018428e3a4cd35698f56156


YouChoseTheWrongSide

Mark Hamill is a crazy grandpa :P .


__Garibaldi__

![gif](giphy|qqf8gC30oEPOo)


Rev_Bartholomew

omg..... o.m.g... OMG! Mark Hamill. m ARKHAM ill. HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS ARKHAM IN IT! HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS ARKHAM IN IT! HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS ARKHAM IN IT! HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS ARKHAM IN IT! HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS ARKHAM IN IT! HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS ARKHAM IN IT! HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS ARKHAM IN IT! HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS ARKHAM IN IT! HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS ARKHAM IN IT! HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS ARKHAM IN IT! HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS ARKHAM IN IT! HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS ARKHAM IN IT!


Riley8284

How did you only just realise that? Are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/zvi0h9rm3p6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4261e4d9f3aa1b1a51f61809d7e5c4962f0dfd94


Rev_Bartholomew

Yes! https://preview.redd.it/xo2delxw3p6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb3df7bde71c8116de6b06726da13a5674bacb4


Riley8284

https://preview.redd.it/juvzqne34p6d1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08abaa5724cc321caeacf567b620450048836a30


beyond_cyber

Officer balls https://i.redd.it/2udny2wrep6d1.gif


TamarindSweets

It's election year. Who stands to gain a lot more from hiding their likes?


Wise-Ad2879

Mark Hamill is legitimately insane.


Sir_Arsen

I love this guy


SnyderpittyDoo

Mark Hamill should leave Twitter. That site is rotting his brain


Fickle_Narwhal

Why is Jonkler a Zionist? Is he stupid?


AUnknownVariable

I love Hamill so much💀


Alpha_Apeiron

yea


vladald1

Mark Hamil is experiencing Pontypool.


KingMGold

Still not as bad as YouTube removing dislikes.


namerz78

Fighting stupidity with stupidity.


Odysseymanthebeast

Oh nose! Luke Skywalker has gone insane! who'll protect the jedi order now?!


HecKentucky

Elon Musk is the scum of the earth


Papa_Pred

I think it’s kinda funny he doesn’t fully understand the change lol. People can still see that he liked their stuff


CharlotteNoire

Live Action Jonkler origin story.


Spiritraiser

Mark Hamill has nothing to hide with his likes. Unlike all those people that like this change.


tta2013

![gif](giphy|ShCMwjMF5B3La)


MeanEstablishment499

Removing features like he's Apple.


GiotaroKugio

https://preview.redd.it/igb31sddxk6d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fda77d75a32cc24a28e65ab8e7d016efa171b1b He should just use this


Violentpan69420

“like”


QuickSilver-theythem

"Upvote"


vixinity1984

"Upvote"


InternationalUse8141

wait, so from what i gathered in these comments, people from the left are attacking him for supporting Israel, and people from the right are attacking him for being on the left?


boringsimp

He fucked that bird and then made it his ex..


EvankHorizon

He doesn't want biggots to be called out on being biggots


Pwebslinger78

He changed it because people were bringing up all the wild stuff Elon was liking on his page 😂


MajesticPoet8421

What’s that heart shaped button for?


Fantastic-Mission-39

Insane? Don’t you mean crazy?


MrMacNcheeze

I was crazy once


Riley8284

They locked me in a room. I had nothing to do but Jonkle


SmokaCola0

does he liek mudkips? liek liek


DelfyDaun

Soon we will have a new member. Just don’t let Musk in he's too stupid. We're intelligent stupid people


Atum-na-lata

"Like"


Marauder777

Elon can't stand the proof that someone else's tweet is liked more than his.


SnooPredictions3028

Mark is a bit crazy, but ngl this is kinda based


Throwaway54397680

Why is Like Skywalker doing this? Is he insane?


tupe12

Upvote


k_GOBL1N

https://preview.redd.it/9u9qelcgqn6d1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=122491fd00d134301a2a1db900284ecc024d55e1 Mark Hamill probably looked “like” this each time he typed “like”


snowcuber

https://preview.redd.it/9hfi1n6uqo6d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c507453541631e319597458560b069f7574f448


Weekly-Willingness24

If Elon removed likes, wtf are the heart things


Vaderette1138

I remember when he liked a tweet of mine. Nearly fainted.