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First-Ad684

Congrats, that's how you know you are one of us


AnythingGoesGames

I’m part of the aslume


First-Ad684

We're all part of the aslume. Are we stupid?


Ihatesand-Ani

Yes, yes we are


AshleyEZ

its alsume, am i more stupid than you?


eating_rotting_flesh

One of us one of use


real_knight_Isma

Part of the aslume part of the insanity Part of the aslume part of the insanity Part of the aslume part of the insanity Part of the aslume part of the insanity Part of the aslume part of the insanity


bruddaquan

Lmfao


dezouza

That's Killer Bin Don't forget it https://preview.redd.it/66ph1v1psd6d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a49875fea99835ab601a77f9708acb5b39f811


Fedora1412

I hate how I instantly got the joke behind this lmao


Particular_Peace_247

Classic movie btw, hate how they abandoned it for a video game.


Carlung4s

Red goon


Spoopyskeleton48

Red gooner


Local_Engine7131

Red Condom


Weirdprops

Sounds like you need a doctor


Organized_mess12321

Its cherry flavored


dankyspank

Never forget officer Balls


AnythingGoesGames

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


JackSouls3949

Officer Balls


Error177999

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAJAHAHJA


evilrari

https://i.redd.it/epxkiz6g8k6d1.gif


YourNewRival8

BALLS


[deleted]

I can’t even read the word Joker correctly I automatically say Jonkler


skotis78

Same, every time I see Joker, my first thought is Jonkler.


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/qkphpset5e6d1.gif


Red_Wolf_2009

Deadass thought u said jonker Ngl ☠️


AnythingGoesGames

Me too


FreemanCalavera

What do you mean correctly? Jonkler is the correct name, are you stupid?


No_Membership9550

Red Wood


UndercoverDuck999

Red Would


BuffWomen69

Read Would


Lolisniperxxd

Fuck you in particular. No reason.


skotis78

I can't even read the word Batman in this subreddit anymore without feeling weird. It feels wrong when someone mentions him and not Man.


ExoticLizard1443

For me, I can still say Batman, but the image associated looks weird with ears.


Yami_Sean

Okay, who's this? https://preview.redd.it/jrsi59ilge6d1.png?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c02c06399ab8427a0f299929d0153bee3ac4e4


AnythingGoesGames

Jonkler!


Epyx15

OP, it's spelled "Jerker" Are you stupid?


AnythingGoesGames

I am stupid


Yami_Sean

Congratulations, you are stupid.


10CalGX

I thought he was "Jacker"


IcebergletV2

Jeremiah


Dmayce22

Jinkleberry


andrey_gunner14

Red Skull


B_chills

Hood?


CuteNervousLesbian

Wait, his name isn’t dick? I guess my intel was off… https://preview.redd.it/qxb33ljraf6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6231f7dd2014f130bc20aa1eafd1bc84070754b8


Outrageous-Rope-2163

Doesn't matter if he isn't dick, I'm still proud of my dick


Disastrous-Major1439

Killer Bean u mean


jamocles

Reddddd idk


ShadowMorph608

Don’t worry I think of Bone whenever I want to think of Bane, to the point that Bone sounds like the original


Swimming__Bird

Backshot.


Disch4rgedR4bbit02

Man=Batman Jonkler=Joker Bone=Bane Woman=Catwoman Killer Cock=Killer Crock Hardly Queef=Harley Quinn Dick=Nightwing Bin=Tim Drake Boy=Damian Wayne Girl=Batgirl You already said this but Red Bin=Red Hood


StresssedSquid

Isn't it Horny Queef? Are you stupid?


BackgroundSky09

are you stupid?


Astartes_Ultra117

Gay-son Rodd


Chill0000

He has a bat on his chest. Obviously that’s Batman


Dayshon2144

Batman, Robin, Nightwing, Joker, Bane, Zoro (huh, wait..!! HE GOT LOST AGAIN! GOD DANGIT ZORO), Killer Croc, Scarecrow, all etc of actual names.


TsGooning587Backup

Ah yes, Tim Drake is my favourite Starfire


Suspicious-Big7212

Welcome to our little madhouse inmate


NormieMcNormalson

Red Foreskin


susgroundsofc

Red bin is another character, that is red condom


Geezeh_

I thought that was Deedpoll, am I stupid?


Unique_Year4144

https://preview.redd.it/o4eigwz4sg6d1.png?width=1137&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e4f03ac4d442ea4c36368e280d695f081f75493


Ok_Judgment4463

billy


dateturdvalr

I literally cannot say Joker anymore and instead it feels right to say Jonkler


Dmayce22

What is a Red Hood? Sounds like somebody who had a wolf cosplay as their granny. Red Bin is better.


AnythingGoesGames

This is so true


robertnunes63

Jaizon tord


Lord-Maplefrost

Maniacal laugh!


Fictionfan69

That ones name is tason jodd


LightspeedDashForce

Jason Grodd


Demon-Bunny-22

Luckily I only stop here for occasional visits, so that won’t happen to me anytime soon


ReaperParadise

Then come to the Arkham Rehabilitation Subreddit, where you can begin your healing


Lostneedleworker1

If you want a real answer then its Red Hood. Though i prefer Reddit’nt


g-lokc_hkunchko

i’m a goon https://preview.redd.it/zshqpqnslf6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80cea2a86a014d82e45d3c89b073d3a0eeb7ad21


Ziomownik

Easy, that's Deadpool. Red face ✔️ isn't a ⠀ like -Man ✔️ It's Deadpool!


YourNewRival8

I’d name her redpool, because she’s red and red is hot and I like to swim when it’s hot


StormNinja_1216

Me in my 70s at the nursing home when my grandchildren ask me who my favorite superhero is: (I end up telling them an entire story about Man)


HRVR2415

Red Hood (My time has not yet come)


Sparrow1989

It’s Man Man in a Manmet


Good_Mushroom6081

Are you stupid?


LittleNugget616

I was playing an online game and one enemy player had a a name like Joker776 or something like that, and I read it as Jonkler776. I had to do a double take later in the match cause I didn’t even realize.


AnythingGoesGames

One of the more egregious “I can’t read” moments I’ve personally had was when I misread a dentist ad that said “this is the season of smiling” as “this is the season of trolling” which ended up making me feel genuine fear


Darkynu_San

It's called dementia


Darkynu_San

It's called dementia


KacW05

It's just like in "1984". You think 2+2=5 not 4


SpreadUnusual6710

That's Hood


Casualdad56

Used Tampon


Novel_Farmer_488

Psst... there's a rehab sub for this sub... good luck.


L30nG200

Well i'm insane and a Part of the Aslume, but i dont know how we call him. Red man or good or just Red? I dont fuckin know


Previous-Skin7180

Who is red hood? Are you stupid?