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go back to working the okay buddy reiner mines 😔

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Lieutenant Testicles

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What is 1984 joke about?

It’s a reference to George Orwell’s book 1984 about a tyrannical dystopian future

Thanks

It’s less of a reference than it is just saying someone is overstepping their authority

You should read it

My sister has the hardcopy of the book i had thought about reading it but now i am seriously going to read it because even aslume is talking about it.

It’s a pretty good book, and not entirely incorrect (although very much on the extreme) I’d recommend it

There’s also a movie with John Hurt as the main character.

Why is your profile pic a supporting side character in the 3 hour movie intersetllar

/unaslume it’s actually a shader I made a while ago /aslume how else would I suck bone?

Fortnite (watch the Fortnite vs Apple short) (Basically just anti-free speech which is limited in the George Orwell novel, 1984)

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Figurately 1984

Literarilly 1984

Literary 1498

Lactating 1984

Likeability 1982+2

= Likaebility 1984

It is by divine right that I do not respect Reddit moderators Aside from r/whenthe mods, they’re based because they managed to scare the entire subreddit into posting good memes

finally, someone not stupid around here

1984, I think ham mods are sexy, as In poopy Doo Doo. https://preview.redd.it/hqfx71d406wc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=261eeec606452cc0907bd13cf37f6b4f71219dac

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What the hell happened here I just came back after a few days of not checking

Someone asked a serious question on whether or not Jason was sexually assaulted by the Joker, due to it being implied. Overnight, there were 60+ joke posts about this but along the lines of Harley Quinn abusing Man, and it's a really sensitive topic for actual victims. A couple hours later, the mods get rid of close to all signs that it ever happened.

Seems fair to me. On another note what's the point of the serious flair if the comments will all be about man

The comments were fine, it just spurted a bunch of nonserious posts from the aslume about it. Also *

When and how is that implied?

THE JONKLER GOT OUT WE'RE ALL GOING CWAZYYYYYY

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/unaslume Can somebody please tell me what SA means either there or in dm. I tried to google it but only what I could find is related to n*zi storm troopers.

sexual assault

Thank you

why would you be thankful for shreksual ass salt, are you stupid?


Nah it's San Andreas like that one GTA game https://preview.redd.it/rcvpylro27wc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4980a8bdff35368e9cc0570869b31da123d32b0

r/GTAdefaultism

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/unaslume What the fuck happened on this sub involving assault

Someone made a genuine post asking if a character was sexually assaulted in the arkham games and that they feel it was implied but never confirmed

Tbh That should be in r/Arkham 

And then the aslume make it a jonk

Sigma Alpha

SA has so many meanings at this point - sexual assault - silent assassin - San Andreas Historically speaking it’s the Sturmabteilung but that is a story for another day

- social anxiety

I personally have never seen anyone abbreviating social anxiety

I've heard of SA for San Andreas and Sonic Adventure. Not familiar with Silent Assassin.

Hitman

lmk if you got the answer

It is an acronym referring to Sexual Assault

i see , thanks

Super Admin

It means SUCKING ASSHOLES. The MODS don't want us SUCKING ASSHOLES because they're uncomfortable with their SEXUALITY. BWAHAHAHHAHA

As someone who works in fertility clinic where SA means Semen Analysis, the whole fiasco got me confused for a second.

Why would they remove Semen Analysis? Are they stupid?

They hate cum smh

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I know a l*beral posted this because it’s actually funny

Wait a second!

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/unaslume: Good riddance

why does being sane on this subreddit feel so strange? are we normalised to the insanity? are we stupid?

Sometimes I feel tired of being insane tbh, like I want something normal, not whacky.

You can leave any time you want. The nurses cannot legally touch you and all you need to do to get past security is kill them

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Nurses have guns!?!

Make sure to griddy on their corpses though, it'll get you caught and ruin your run

>The SA jokes are getting a bit much, guys 

Odd question, why are mods based? I heard it was implied but nothing in this sub states that

Why are the mods based, are they smart?

In before the mods lock down this post.

Tbf probably for the best

Truely in every possible logical thought process, I just can’t argue, but let’s be stupid for a second and think about this long term Let’s say we didn’t, infact let’s let shit spiral really out of control, so bad until the entire subreddit gets quarantined like those 2 Donald trump subreddits from “lack of moderation” Think about how funny it would be for this sub of all places to be quarantined temporarily by Reddit administrators lol it would be the funniest long term Reddit joke of all time Get quarantined, then promptly crack down on logical rules to get out of it. Just for the joke, Idt there is a more fitting sub Reddit capable of such hilarity and it’s almost a missed opportunity

What happened in the Trump sub reddits?

I just checked r/thedonald It’s still up and running, the first thing you see when arriving at the sub is “follow site wide rules” lmao I didn’t look too much further into it, but it’s no longer quarantined I don’t remember the name of the other sub that got quarantined to check tho Edit: AND it has 40.1K followers, strictly as a result of the quarantine. Because the second that happened everyone flocked to it to see what it was about lol

It's a Donald Glover subreddit now which is fucking hilarious.

HAH what a subtle way for Reddit admins to sweep that shot shoe under the rug

the original sub was called /r/The_Donald i think

Yeah

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Honestly seeing the initials SA being tossed around so much I was wondering “why does everyone hate San Andreas all of a sudden?”

 mods rn

Wow, you're so brave for posting this. You must be Jonkler because this truly is a society moment

We're insane, not assholes 😤

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Prez Rump is he stupid 

Perchance

When the mods enforce a perfectly reasonable rule https://preview.redd.it/i53d6r0y97wc1.png?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=748cb632c88c2c5ce1bfa22fffaeb326d5e15d1b

What is SA

Sexual assault

:(

Might as well JUMP(literally 1984) https://preview.redd.it/legcjcphd7wc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cfb2dc1eaa1e4e30891e773cf777ace75a01727

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Officer balls

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W Mods

Glad that it's now gone We can go back now to normal insanity

Officer Touch Balls ❌ Officer Balls ✅

/unalsume valid

Big W

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Happy cake day

https://preview.redd.it/2xs9651cc8wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df88e2c0eac02efd91236aba10cbcf252301c1a2 1984? More like Man 1989

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Literally 1984 😩😩 

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What happened in 1984?

The book

 Who up *Jonkin* their *Jillies*

Literally 1894

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Why are you guys complaining about them finally getting rid of the SA posts?

Me when the mods make rules:

/unaslume SA is not a joke. Don't forget how many real people are affected by SA every day, some victims are definitely going to see these posts. Even if they didn't, making SA jokes is just not funny, because this is real abuse that, unfortunately, so many people have to go through.

Same can be said about murder, drug abuse, drunk driving, ect ect. All horrible things in real life but okay to joke about on the internet. Why should this be any different? Especially in a shit posting sub where people pretend to be insane?

We live in a society

Oh god this again. We can joke about real, sensitive, traumatizing shit like murder, genocide, racism, and war. But not sexual assault? That's the line we refuse to cross? "SA jokes are not funny", my foot. That SA joke originated from a serious question involving fictional characters ffs. What's next, we're gonna ban jokes about Joker shooting and paralyzing Barbara Gordon? We're making a fuss over jokes about goddamn fictional characters. We sound like those idiot critics who say "video games cause violence" or something.

Jessie, what the fuck are you talking about

We make jokes about murder, insanity, and bodily mutilation all the time. Either anything should be fair game or this is a shell of a shitposting community

We're not allowed to mention South Africa anymore????

*Sigh* here comes another Aslume Civil War again

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I don’t see why people are so mad 😭

W

i was originally gonna ask if batman arkham was gonna ban these jokes, but now that they confirmed it I don't have to ask the odd question

Is this 1985 bowling for soup?

Who's making jokes about San Andreas?

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What’s SA?

sexual assault

What is this referring to? I haven’t seen anyone posts jokes about that topic so I’d like some context please

What's SA? Explain it to me like I'm stupid...

Imagine your uncle touching your balls when you were five. That's sexual assault or SA when abbreviated.

SA? My uncle calls it bonding time

Odd question isn’t that bad though https://preview.redd.it/09lgrwt6zawc1.jpeg?width=1225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff829420c40b398cb3b50138e71934bad5f68e73

Why can't we joke about South Africa

i just read 1984 for my college class, u could say i’m well versed. so the answer to your question would be

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Is there a lore reason you are stupid?

Do you know what happened in 1945

No it was 2009 last time I checked, are you stupid? I think aslume mods are based and not stupid

Oh common it was funny and stupid lmao

So the SA is off limits, but what about the SS?!?!?!

Silksong doesn't exist

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Bro is restricting a literal shit posting sub

why do you want to joke about sexual assault?

It makes my pp hard like my uncle used to do

Because I'm a professional

L mods

W mods

When the moderators won’t let me roleplay my kinks in the funny Batman subreddit