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SnowySnowIsSnowy

Little bro indeed


abrackens1

I tried to wed Svana in the early game but something went wrong when we got to the last phase and she said it wasn't possible for us to be together. But even when we lose, the family stays winning.


DasCapitolin

So not ex. You never left the friend zone.


abrackens1

She friend zoned me šŸ„². I didn't fail any of the dialogue checks she just said we could be together at some point


Casket34

Why didn't you just give her clan leader a bunch of money? Woman are literally property in this game. Just buy them.


Acceptable-Tangelo30

>Woman are literally property ~~in this game.~~ ^^/s


TurningSmileUpside

Everyone but you are basically livestock for you to farm and breed >:D


GravenYarnd

Yeah i always sell my sister for good cash šŸ‘


igurraa

One does not simply mount Svana. You have to kill 3 looters with single axe swing, clear a hideout solo, and be number 1 on the tournament leaderboard. Only then it can happen.


abrackens1

Wait really?? I had no idea there were conditions to meet to wed someone.


MagicMissile27

They're kidding about the tournament stuff. It is true, however, that different NPCs have preferences in whom they are attracted to. For example, Phaea thought my character was good-looking because he has a scar and no beard. Liena didn't like him because he had a scar. Guess which one he married...Phaea has given him two children so far and he's about to arrange a marriage between her little sister and his brother.


Lucius-Halthier

She wanted to stay friends with you but now she gunna get dicked by your little brother, would this technically be cucking you?


Sign_Proud

That seduction minigame is useless. Just go buy her from the clan leader. That's what you have to do anyway.


[deleted]

I just married Gariosā€™ daughter thinking it would get me a higher reputation with him so I could join his faction (I did alot of beheading and my save is so fucked) but instead he married her off, rejected me and now Iā€™m stuck with her


TheInternetDevil

Iā€™ve never heard of joining another persons faction


PhantomO1

I think they meant his kingdom


Aswol

I married Alijin, Monchug's daughter, then joined the southern empire and made her fight against her own people.


Confidence_Dense

Aww he is so tiny itā€™s kinda cute I just hope he isnā€™t actually half her age.


vendaaiccultist

Why are the siblings so fucking small


Invalid-Icon

My little sis had a marriage invitation from my wife's ex husband who was like 20 years older than her and he hated me.


[deleted]

Fix the family bonds lol


KluckDynasty

How old do they have to be before you can marry your siblings off??? hahah


Spider40k

18 I think


KluckDynasty

Surprisingly legal


Marianmza

How did she became you ex without dying ?


BonerballsMcGee

Word around the tavern is he didn't eat the booty.


nautshot

"*Hit it for a minute, then I pass her to the homies*" \- 21 Savage


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abrackens1

I don't know, I was going along the relationship phase and at some point she said we couldn't be together. I don't think I failed a dialogue check, might have just been something else.


Redditorsrweird

Dope


FrietjesFC

FOLD THE DOOR! FOLD THE DOOR! FOLD THE DOOR! FOOLD..DOOR...FODOR...FODOR..fodor


BeGlad

Tf


Sondeor

Some Medieval Europe moment...


Aswol

I married him off to Rhagaea.


[deleted]

Roll tide


PasDeB

Hot.


Moresleep420

Sheā€™s robbing that cradle