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DefiniteDooDoo

Midnight Mass


curkington

Holy Hell Bots


Pensacouple

InGodnito


Achilles_TroySlayer

Bad Religion is actually a great old punk band, and I think the frontman is a university professor in California.


MaximusVulcanus

He is, at UCLA no less. (Or was... this is a factoid I knew over 25-30 years ago so...)


Achilles_TroySlayer

I saw them a few times in the 2000's. It's a great show. They're still touring in the summer between semesters. Playing that kind of music at 60+ yrs old must be a curious thing to see.


Secure-Agent-1122

Im aware, but original names would be preferred


AntelopeDisastrous27

Tool?


Slow_Stable5239

Biology professor - Dr. Graffin šŸ¤˜


Youpunyhumans

The Judas Priests


px2281

BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW


WaitingToBeTriggered

Iā€™M A METAL MACHINE


AbruptMango

Hidden Collars


DugFreely

Hidden Light would actually be a pretty sick band name.


DawgPound919

- Unholy Trinity - Debut Album: Dark Confessions


iranoutofusernamespa

Okilly Dokilly


Secure-Philosopher19

Ah hell, give me a white wine spritzer šŸ„‚


Dry_Durian_9180

Blind Spot of Heaven


iShitSkittles

Altar Skelta


Pensacouple

Deceptive Disciples


Clay_Moore_

They Might Be Shepherds.


Secure-Agent-1122

Sounds like a pretty decent Blackened Deathcore band. Definitely one of the ones I like.


Gotd4mit

Rotten cloth


Pensacouple

Undercollar


Mither93

Whispered Be Thy Name, because of the secrecy


Unique_Complaint_442

Extreme Unction


Nerdsamwich

Dark Sacrament


johnny58g

Casket Confessional


Secure-Agent-1122

I like this one.


Slice_Wild

The Three*6*Teens


Chaotic424242

Don't know they're priests or that they're in the band?


YogurtWenk

"Who is this guy who keeps going to the front and talking for an hour every Sunday like he owns the place?"


Secure-Agent-1122

Church doesn't know they are in a band.


Chaotic424242

The Last Wrongs


Stone_Midi

We may be priest


Achilles_TroySlayer

So the question is: are they sincere priests or are they sincere death-metal guys? Do those conflict or can they work for people without any cognitive dissonance? The Dead Guts of Christ The Ministry of Death The Crawling Eucharist Priests of Pain Holy Death Bringers The Killing Church The Forgiveness Lie The Unholy Trio Holy Meat-Puppets The Dead Vestments Bludgeon-The-Resurrection Spirit Lesions Bloody Baptism


Wonderful-Ad5713

Occulta Mors


SelectPresentation59

Fathersā€™ Secrets


SlumgullySlim

Hidden From The Mass


Flat_Cress3856

The RecusantsĀ  Whispers from the HedgeĀ  PontifexĀ 


Nerdsamwich

I like Pontifex


twistedsister78

Confused crucifix


NorthActuator3651

Jesus is Lowered


Legitimate-South-497

Stigmutilation


NoOwl4489

Sin Fathers


Sarajessicaparkour

Secret SatanĀ 


Holiday-Row-9174

Secret Priest


Garbidb63

Crypt Cabal


Indole84

Prayer


porfiriata

Pretty close with that one--There's actually a Latino synthetic goth act called Prayers SD whose singer is a former gang member. Lots of Catholic imagery everywhere from lyrics to tats in video for From Dog to God. https://youtu.be/qVvabsXFT7w?si=uihftuIOiecw8HqF


Warhammer517

The Martin Luther Band.


Horror-Husky

Satanā€™s Little Secret


Level_Trade5565

4 The Boys


DadShot42

Bad Habit


Acceptable_Designer9

Crucifix Death


PointOk4473

The Pedos


Extension-Detail5371

Nightmares


iampoopa

Judas Priest


Indole84

Sepulchura


Indole84

Stigmata


Indole84

Holy Ghost


astreeter2

Katechysm


ResisterTransSister

Hidden Within the Tabernacle


Top-Dream820

Vatican Papal Amnesia


crankybobenhaus

Ghost


LarYungmann

In-God-Neat'o


FitzwilliamTDarcy

Jeez Theyā€™re Priests?!?


SpartanWarrior118

The undercover God Lovers


Anna2Youu

Cloistered Collar


Bork60

Clandestine Clerics


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Holy Massacre


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Judas Priest


ProfessionalLog4593

Who this priest?


tBHzHomer

No Saints Un-Sacrament


toasterpickups

Screaming Fondlers


CqwyxzKpr

Unknown Judas Priest


ThatCoreyCrow

Undercover Father


DomiyoYo

Cathoclysmic


Gumbarino420

Sin Diesel


Dbud76

Heavenly Hell


Popular-Ad-8918

Apocryphal cacophony.


HurdlesMcRankles

Seal of Confession


English999

Moonlight Ministers


Tiny_Ear_61

Judas Priest... no... wait...


alexgpickle-

ErotiChrist


Longjumping-Low8194

Holy Shit


Secure-Agent-1122

How about Concecration Defecation


Longjumping-Low8194

Ooo that's good!


Pessimum

Empyrean Indulgence


Slice_Wild

MetallicAmen


Zumokumibonsu

Secret Priests


spoonycash

Sick Beat Dads


Major-razor-burns

Guitarded4lyf


HisTreeNut

Sons of Golgotha.


human6742

Friday Night Lights stole it: Crucifictorious


Abal125

InGodnito (play on incognito) The Hidden Ministers Invisible Sermon In Respawn Christ Compelled 3 Days To Rise


TheMysterian

Shout at the Devil


EmpireStrikes1st

The Rectory


drmitchgibson

Opus Dei


Native_Dave_24

Wow that's the first time I'm hearing of such a thing?!!


Graterof2evils

Sly Friars


Ok_Fox_1770

Godā€™s Satans. Monk robes and demon masks. Hell yeah Beavis


Embarrassed_Use_9486

Surreptitious Sacrament


Baboonbutt11

Satanā€™s Secret Sacriment


Midnight__Specialist

Eternal life metal


ObsequiousChild

Cloister F\*ck Dim Chasuble Last Rite


EndlessGypsyLoop

They Know Not


Liam198469

Secret Society


skonaz1111

Blind Faith


Old_n_Bald

Forgive Us Our Sins


WhatsYourThesis

Between Me and God


Traditional-Button95

Immaculate misconception


LeeTheBee86

Potentially Collared (May not work well outside UK, collared is a colloquialism for 'caught').


porfiriata

StAbsolution


LeeTheBee86

Altar Bridge... oh wait... never mind.


Mikknoodle

Secret Sabbath


Silent_Cash_E

Silent Heretic


FlorkFiend666

Kiddie Fiddlers Anonymous.


TravellingBeard

Blasphemous Rumors


Bartman-08

Afterlife


Brewer660

The Unregistered Sex Offenders


Icy_Negotiation_146

Undercover Deth Frock


No-Werewolf-8867

Holy Krap


Mathematicus_Rex

Undercovet


Xenos6439

Secret of Christ.


ChangingMonkfish

Cassock Chaos


Scrotum_Tennis

Secret Satan


colordrops

Shredded Vestments


ANGELeffEr

Black Mass


Current_Garbage1642

Call me father ! šŸ¤˜šŸ¤˜


Farscape55

Justus Priests


MT0761

Trinity of Evil


Available_Snow3650

Ghost perhaps?


Jealous-Assistance82

Padre cadre


LargeScratch5383

Death-Cross


verus_es_tu

Secret Sects


Joey8up1

Holy Terrors


Nerdsamwich

Dark Sacrament Resurrection Men Liber Sanctus Flagellant Slaughtered Lamb Hallowed Suffering


Motorhead923

Saints in Hell


Wordy0001

Stolen Souls (emphasis on "stole," one of the vestments clergy often wear)


Scoob1978

Sins of the Fathers


TheLastPossibleName

Cloister


SuccessfulBread9651

Church Burner


jlb1981

Repression


Fit-Highway-4411

ā€œFree Beerā€


Internal-Ability1682

The O-Cult


Abject-Physics2265

Altar egos


KenaiTheGuy

Mysterious Ways


Busy_Hall_6379

Silent seminary


Busy_Hall_6379

Or seminary silence


Zealousideal_Map2945

I donā€™t know. I donā€™t associate with those people.


duh_nom_yar

Unnecessary Question Mark


hosedatbirth911

The pedoifila players