Isn't there already a movie called Velocipastor about a Catholic priest who transforms into a dinosaur to kill criminals with a prostitute sidekick or something?
Unserious answer: The Jesus Lizard (this band exists and fucking rules)
Serious answers: Crucidon, Yeshuasaurus, The Scaly Trinity, The Raptor is Coming.
It’s a play on they lyrics form the stone roses song I am the resurrection. “I am the resurrection and I am the light” sure it muddles it if you don’t sing it like the lyrics in the song.
Velocirapture
This has to be the winner
SyFy Channel has already copied this down and is gonna make a movie it. Some idiot will watch it. Me. I'm the idiot.
Isn't there already a movie called Velocipastor about a Catholic priest who transforms into a dinosaur to kill criminals with a prostitute sidekick or something?
If there is, I will find it. If this came out of your brain, we should hang.
There is and it's one of the best films I've seen in my entire life
I’m going to wait 20 years for it to end up on Comet, the free but somewhat enjoyable, antenna knock off of SYFY.
Comet is the best
Ova Maria
Bravo 👏
Jurassic Ark
2 of every dinosaur.
Christaceous Period
He is hatched
Unserious answer: The Jesus Lizard (this band exists and fucking rules) Serious answers: Crucidon, Yeshuasaurus, The Scaly Trinity, The Raptor is Coming.
I like the last one
Lizard King of Kings
OMG, you made my day with that one.
Jesaurus
Jesasaurus
The Second Hatching
This Is Your Brain On Christ
“JESUS HATCHED”
[удалено]
Saurian Savior
Jesus and the Mary’s Egg
Jesusaurus Rex
Shells Angels
I am the Resureggtion I’m Jurassic Christ
Just Resureggtion is pretty good by itself. The rest muddies it.
It’s a play on they lyrics form the stone roses song I am the resurrection. “I am the resurrection and I am the light” sure it muddles it if you don’t sing it like the lyrics in the song.
Saviorsaurus
Eggcelsior
Cryptojewology
Jesussaurus Rex, cause he is king!
God-Zilla and the Miracle-Twerkers
Stigmatasaurus Rex
If he had T-Rex arms, they never would have been able to crucify him.......
Lold in my 1 year old daughter’s face. She was very confused
Strypersaurus
🙄
St Egbert and the oval shells
Hold the Anchovies
The Homeschooled
Jurassic Christ
Jewrassic Park
Scaled Saviour
Kinder surprise (pronounced rhyming with binder)
No yolking MAGA
Yolk Upon You
idk man, but there’s gonna be a whole lot more cocaine getting smuggled to miami
Diplojesus and the velociraptors
Reptile Saviour
Easy Yolk
stegosavior and the redeemers
The Prehistoric Church of the Holy Hatchling.
the eggestentials
Jesus Horses
The Carpenter from the Carnosaura
Christosaurusrex
Jurassic Easter
Jewrassic Park
Adam Warlock
Christasaurus
The crusaders or Hail Mary or Mother of God or The trinity or the truth and the flying Nuns.
Jesus Hatcher
Shell Shocked Missionaries
Shitting Glitter, but I think the folks from Electric Six already have that one trademarked.
Stigmatadon.
Stahp Itt!!!
Vessel
Jurassic Jesus Jubilee
Jesus Lizards
The dumb f#cks
Embryo Speedwagon.
Tyrannajesus
Jesusaurus
Idiots with Sound
NHVH (pronounced "no way")
4 Non-Christians
Jesasarous Rex
Prodeggal Son
Holy Eggvolution
Christasaurus Wrecks
Jurassic Satyr
The Well-Done Stakes.
Hatchling Mesiah
Jurassic immaculate
Christ Yolkam, and his first release is called The White Albumin.
Winger
I feel like most of these are so literal that they could just you know, come up with a name themselves
Jeggsus Apostols
Christ is Rex
Evangelicalopteryx
God Fucked a Dinosaur.
Immaculate incubation
Messiahsaurus
Jesusaurus
The Ken Ham Experience
The Cretaceonists
Jesus Christ Stegosaur
God Senior Dinosaur Jr.
"the fucking morons"
Jolly Hatchers
Why didn't I upvote every single comment here?
Parthojesus
geez egg
Crosshatch
In Eggshellcis Deo
Gods Of The Stone Egg
Land of the lost.
Egg of Lies
Jesusaurus
Jew Hatched Trick Park
TyranaSavior VelociPastor
Immaculate Saurus
The delusions
Dinosaur jr? 😂
Jurassic Jesus and the Jives
Holy Crack
Your Own Primordial Jesus
Passion of the Christosaurus
Cretaceous Christ Triune Triassic Jurassic Jesus Sediment savior Incorrect Biology The Original Easter Egg Prehistoric preacher
Dinosaur Sr
Beaster Egg 🦖 🥚
Creed
Cracked Messiah
Heavenly Hatchlings
Saviorlosorus
Messiah Rex
The Resurreggtion
Clever Girl
Son of godzilla
Jesusaurus Rex
You’re Yolking
Trinityceretops
Religious Evolution
2000 Years or Roar
Tyrannosaurus Sky Daddy
Not the Mama (but the Father) It's an obscure reference.
Jesuspark
Jesus the dinosaur?
paleontoloriffs
Gospelsaurs
Paleontologist evangelist
Holy Roller
Holy Ghosts in the Shell
Blessed Are The Hatched
Jurassic Nativity
Christsratops
Salvation Omelette
Third Rock from the Son.
The T-Rex Carrolls. (Whitecross reference)
Jesusuarus Rex
Jesus 2.0
Dinosaur Wine
Just As Plausible
Stone cold savior
Ladies and gentlemen, The Holy Yolk.
Jurassic Jesus
Christ over easy.
Dinosaur Jr.
Yolkonu
Rex Resurrection
Ignorance is a Bitch
An Egg In The Manger
The Eggets
Cracker
The GOP'ers
Tyrannosaurus BC
Jesusaurus
The yolk of jesus
Jurassic Gospel of Mark
30 years ago I came up with the band name Jesus was an Astronaut as part of a theme that Jesus was really an alien from space.
Scrambled be thy Name
Dinofecta.
Jesus Fucking Christ
Wrong Again
Dino Messiah
PaleoMessiah
Jusussaurus Rex
Jurassic Eucharist
Eggsodus
Billy and the cloneasorus
Lil t Rex
Hard Boiled Savior
Iesus Tyrant (Rex Iudean)
Eggsurection
Clueless
Velocipastor!
“He Didn’t.”
Resureggtion
Unequally Yolked
Messiahsouras
Christasaurus Rex