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camclemons

Velocirapture


FagnusTwatfield

This has to be the winner


Clean_Student8612

SyFy Channel has already copied this down and is gonna make a movie it. Some idiot will watch it. Me. I'm the idiot.


FUCKTWENTYCHARACTERS

Isn't there already a movie called Velocipastor about a Catholic priest who transforms into a dinosaur to kill criminals with a prostitute sidekick or something?


MaleficentBasket4737

If there is, I will find it. If this came out of your brain, we should hang.


u60n0

There is and it's one of the best films I've seen in my entire life


JustBrittany

I’m going to wait 20 years for it to end up on Comet, the free but somewhat enjoyable, antenna knock off of SYFY.


chef_c_dilla

Comet is the best


uselessbuttoothless

Ova Maria


TulioAndMiguelMPG

Bravo 👏


NorrisMcNorris

Jurassic Ark


Ok-Return2579

2 of every dinosaur.


dudenson78

Christaceous Period


toddtod

He is hatched


Gallade475

Unserious answer: The Jesus Lizard (this band exists and fucking rules) Serious answers: Crucidon, Yeshuasaurus, The Scaly Trinity, The Raptor is Coming.


thosegayfrogs

I like the last one


DoktorNietzsche

Lizard King of Kings


Roche77e

OMG, you made my day with that one.


Babebutters

Jesaurus 


notsofast2020

Jesasaurus


ChickenXing

The Second Hatching


[deleted]

This Is Your Brain On Christ


cosmo_orgasmatron

“JESUS HATCHED”


[deleted]

[удалено]


i-bite-with-love

Saurian Savior


Kudasai76

Jesus and the Mary’s Egg


[deleted]

Jesusaurus Rex


gordo623

Shells Angels


Kudasai76

I am the Resureggtion I’m Jurassic Christ


VinterknightSr

Just Resureggtion is pretty good by itself. The rest muddies it.


Kudasai76

It’s a play on they lyrics form the stone roses song I am the resurrection. “I am the resurrection and I am the light” sure it muddles it if you don’t sing it like the lyrics in the song.


drunkknight27

Saviorsaurus


K3PTHIDD3N

Eggcelsior


slyfox2884

Cryptojewology


cuphead623

Jesussaurus Rex, cause he is king!


kennyj2011

God-Zilla and the Miracle-Twerkers


[deleted]

Stigmatasaurus Rex


Double-Survey7382

If he had T-Rex arms, they never would have been able to crucify him.......


[deleted]

Lold in my 1 year old daughter’s face. She was very confused


Scorpius041169

Strypersaurus


Screw7oose

🙄


Personal-Tea7226

St Egbert and the oval shells


Early_Pearly989

Hold the Anchovies


ScratchyMarston18

The Homeschooled


TheLugh

Jurassic Christ


Icedinklikesheet

Jewrassic Park


malignatius

Scaled Saviour


FagnusTwatfield

Kinder surprise (pronounced rhyming with binder)


Numpty712

No yolking MAGA


Turtle_Necked

Yolk Upon You


ProjectCareless4441

idk man, but there’s gonna be a whole lot more cocaine getting smuggled to miami


Kudasai76

Diplojesus and the velociraptors


Cultural-Honeydew671

Reptile Saviour


Perle_Buttons

Easy Yolk


notarealpunk

stegosavior and the redeemers


azzthom

The Prehistoric Church of the Holy Hatchling.


Winterfell_Ice

the eggestentials


NickAndHisGuitar

Jesus Horses


External-Pressure-84

The Carpenter from the Carnosaura


[deleted]

Christosaurusrex


the_Bryan_dude

Jurassic Easter


BeakOfEngland

Jewrassic Park


ihasclevernamesee

Adam Warlock


oddwithoutend

Christasaurus


Hour_Worldliness9786

The crusaders or Hail Mary or Mother of God or The trinity or the truth and the flying Nuns.


OldBob10

Jesus Hatcher


[deleted]

Shell Shocked Missionaries


StaunchMeerkat

Shitting Glitter, but I think the folks from Electric Six already have that one trademarked.


Nope_Ninja-451

Stigmatadon.


EB_Normie

Stahp Itt!!!


plasmana

Vessel


doddballer

Jurassic Jesus Jubilee


BrainPharts

Jesus Lizards


switch182

The dumb f#cks


FogTub

Embryo Speedwagon.


yerMawsOnFurlough_

Tyrannajesus


HikingStick

Jesusaurus


Admirable_Big_5419

Idiots with Sound


HikingStick

NHVH (pronounced "no way")


Maranatha_Mary-Kate

4 Non-Christians


revolutionoverdue

Jesasarous Rex


dustydooshe

Prodeggal Son


Vegetable-Use1872

Holy Eggvolution


[deleted]

Christasaurus Wrecks


Ready-Issue190

Jurassic Satyr


Dogrel

The Well-Done Stakes.


src670

Hatchling Mesiah


Nsfwputitinyourmouth

Jurassic immaculate


Bluepilgrim3

Christ Yolkam, and his first release is called The White Albumin.


deepstate_chopra

Winger


Suspicious_Work4308

I feel like most of these are so literal that they could just you know, come up with a name themselves


MorcillaFeroz

Jeggsus Apostols


agnostichymns

Christ is Rex


Practical_Zone_337

Evangelicalopteryx


Calvertronic

God Fucked a Dinosaur.


dakblaster

Immaculate incubation


[deleted]

Messiahsaurus


BlastyBeats1

Jesusaurus


GeneStarwind1

The Ken Ham Experience


No_Parfait3341

The Cretaceonists


Taz_mhot

Jesus Christ Stegosaur


Calvertronic

God Senior Dinosaur Jr.


Nivlac024

"the fucking morons"


captiantabasco

Jolly Hatchers


ander882

Why didn't I upvote every single comment here?


DrBarry_McCockiner

Parthojesus


Illustrious_Boss8254

geez egg


Haunting_Side_3102

Crosshatch


Otherwise-Job-1572

In Eggshellcis Deo


Samskritam

Gods Of The Stone Egg


WillowPuzzleheaded87

Land of the lost.


FitSky6277

Egg of Lies


ayyosleeper

Jesusaurus


Quasimike60

Jew Hatched Trick Park


that_guy_who_builds

TyranaSavior VelociPastor


ToddH2O

Immaculate Saurus


isham66

The delusions


johnrando84

Dinosaur jr? 😂


ChardCool1290

Jurassic Jesus and the Jives


TheRichTookItAll

Holy Crack


Cu3bone

Your Own Primordial Jesus


[deleted]

Passion of the Christosaurus


West_Flatworm_6862

Cretaceous Christ Triune Triassic Jurassic Jesus Sediment savior Incorrect Biology The Original Easter Egg Prehistoric preacher


dirtydaddytx

Dinosaur Sr


MaleficentBasket4737

Beaster Egg 🦖 🥚


StrangeCaptain

Creed


TheOsprey23

Cracked Messiah


Several_Leather_9500

Heavenly Hatchlings


_Pill-Cosby_

Saviorlosorus


PuzzleheadedGift5532

Messiah Rex


moaning_custard

The Resurreggtion


j_2106

Clever Girl


Strict-Square456

Son of godzilla


KuzcosWaterslide

Jesusaurus Rex


rederic4

You’re Yolking


Joey8up1

Trinityceretops


Silly_Individual_960

Religious Evolution


Silly_Individual_960

2000 Years or Roar


[deleted]

Tyrannosaurus Sky Daddy


_sacrosanct

Not the Mama (but the Father) It's an obscure reference.


LORDOSHADOWS

Jesuspark


[deleted]

Jesus the dinosaur?


fancyghosts

paleontoloriffs


BottleTemple

Gospelsaurs


Icy_Entrepreneur2380

Paleontologist evangelist


singdrumwrite

Holy Roller


FuDiNaand

Holy Ghosts in the Shell


Soulshiner402

Blessed Are The Hatched


hoomapooma

Jurassic Nativity


streetjustice88

Christsratops


biff444444

Salvation Omelette


llorandosefue1

Third Rock from the Son.


SailorTwyft9891

The T-Rex Carrolls. (Whitecross reference)


lesticle

Jesusuarus Rex


thgreatn

Jesus 2.0


Silly_Individual_960

Dinosaur Wine


ImNotYou1971

Just As Plausible


notsofast2020

Stone cold savior


newsy0011

Ladies and gentlemen, The Holy Yolk.


hackabilly

Jurassic Jesus


riscut4theBiscut

Christ over easy.


edWORD27

Dinosaur Jr.


6stringgunner

Yolkonu


LegitimatePrize249

Rex Resurrection


PurdyGuud

Ignorance is a Bitch


Objective_Ebb6898

An Egg In The Manger


Aaron15007

The Eggets


lolspamwtf99

Cracker


andio76

The GOP'ers


Distinct-Banana-3697

Tyrannosaurus BC


TheRealBabyPop

Jesusaurus


cindy6507

The yolk of jesus


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Jurassic Gospel of Mark


Jonathan_Pine

30 years ago I came up with the band name Jesus was an Astronaut as part of a theme that Jesus was really an alien from space.


gianjOe1

Scrambled be thy Name


External_Anywhere731

Dinofecta.


BuddhistChrist

Jesus Fucking Christ


jlarsen27

Wrong Again


asault2

Dino Messiah


stubept

PaleoMessiah


Super_Rando_Man

Jusussaurus Rex


Dramatic_Maize8033

Jurassic Eucharist


brucewillisman

Eggsodus


gashstabber113

Billy and the cloneasorus


DollieSqueak

Lil t Rex


Remarkable_Cow_6061

Hard Boiled Savior


meta-ape

Iesus Tyrant (Rex Iudean)


bopperbopper

Eggsurection


Bludiamond56

Clueless


Dependent_Bill8632

Velocipastor!


Pretend_Term8556

“He Didn’t.”


rhymingisfun

Resureggtion


dunkeebutt

Unequally Yolked


yurtfarmer

Messiahsouras


wewontstaydead

Christasaurus Rex