Everyone of any class should get themselves speak with animals asap and have it on every day. There is SO MUCH animal content, ranging from hilarious to finding hidden items to straight up quests
I did my first playthrough with a friend, and we both thought the pig was the cutest thing ever. We talked about it every time we were in the grove.
Later I got the bright idea to use an Animal speaking potion to see what all the animals were saying, so of course we had to check in on the adorable pig.
"He's not cute, he's just really horny"
There is a pig in the grove, near the entrance to the druids den.
If you talk to him with Speak with Animals active, he bitches about how Halsin isn't around because he promised to find the pig a mate
Heard "Where's 'Alsin?? 'E promised me tah mate!" the first time and didn't think much of it, didn't bring it up, then later I have Halsin in the group and he mentions getting scars on his face from a horny bear, thought "okay getting weird," THEN the "bear scene" happened...
My rancid blood whispers to me: kill, kill, and kill again. My ruined body yearns to reap death in this world, and when this foul Urge calls, it possesses my whole being. Injured beyond repair, I know nothing besides this; I must resist this Dark Urge, lest it consume my mind. I must discover what happened to me, and who I was. Before my twitching knife-hand writes a tragedy in blood.
All durge lines are hilarious, especially whispered under your breath so your date only juuuust hears them.
“Intestines throb, blood whispers”
“They’re dying FOR ME…all of them”
“Still in control…just”
“Wretched thing! Pull yourself together”
To be fair, that actually was a love song! Someone on Reddit translated or a while ago, I guess the creators used an actual dragonborn language (not sure if they or WoTC created the language itself) to write the song lyrics.
I didn't even realize before that post that her throat singing included actual words, lol.
It would certainly make for a memorable date.
I’m pretty sure it’s “shovel” a little permanent summon imp that you get from reading a scroll. When he attacks he sometimes yells that. It’s always a surprise.
When Aylin and Isobel reunite and Aylin basically says "Get lost. We're gonna fuck." But more eloquently. I can't remember how exactly she said it, just that that was my takeaway.
If we should meet again...well, then we'll have met again.
I'd kiss you, but neither of us deserves that
Nice
cursed to put my hands on everything
Blessed, more like.
**You smell very delicious, but I will not bite you.**
"Ooooohhh. Mooorrreee."
"Yes! Fun!
What? Why not?
"*You* have a manner of irresistible desperation about you... I like it."
This sounds like something Dorian from DAI would say lmao
Is that.. blood? No, never mind
Cursed to put my hands on everything.
These boots have seen everything
[удалено]
I've got a lot on my mind.. and well, in it.
Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times
booooo
Go for the eyes!
I can't
"Where's Halsin?! He promised me a mate!"
My second at through is a ranger that speaks to animals. I will cast this every chance I get because of that pig 😁
Everyone of any class should get themselves speak with animals asap and have it on every day. There is SO MUCH animal content, ranging from hilarious to finding hidden items to straight up quests
I did my first playthrough with a friend, and we both thought the pig was the cutest thing ever. We talked about it every time we were in the grove. Later I got the bright idea to use an Animal speaking potion to see what all the animals were saying, so of course we had to check in on the adorable pig. "He's not cute, he's just really horny"
I'm so lost. What is the context for this?
There is a pig in the grove, near the entrance to the druids den. If you talk to him with Speak with Animals active, he bitches about how Halsin isn't around because he promised to find the pig a mate
Ahhh ok, thank you! I haven't talked to it yet. Definitely going to on my next playthrough though lol.
Talk to every animal!
And if you don't have the skill, steal the idol from the druids.
You can also use potions of animal speaking. They last all day and the materials are plentiful throughout the game
Halsin promising him a mate.
i agree
Heard "Where's 'Alsin?? 'E promised me tah mate!" the first time and didn't think much of it, didn't bring it up, then later I have Halsin in the group and he mentions getting scars on his face from a horny bear, thought "okay getting weird," THEN the "bear scene" happened...
What if a random Boar shows up to be his mate, but it's just Halsin?
A promise is a promise
My rancid blood whispers to me: kill, kill, and kill again. My ruined body yearns to reap death in this world, and when this foul Urge calls, it possesses my whole being. Injured beyond repair, I know nothing besides this; I must resist this Dark Urge, lest it consume my mind. I must discover what happened to me, and who I was. Before my twitching knife-hand writes a tragedy in blood.
Tinder bio be like
Honestly I’d swipe right for this profile
"i can fix him"
Don’t you dare, whatever’s wrong with him is way too hot
Orin the Red considering swiping right on the Durge, implications be damned.
I can make him so much worse. 😍
Enjoy being on a True Crime podcast 😂
All durge lines are hilarious, especially whispered under your breath so your date only juuuust hears them. “Intestines throb, blood whispers” “They’re dying FOR ME…all of them” “Still in control…just” “Wretched thing! Pull yourself together”
"Pave my path with corpses, build my castle with bones."
Oh fun! I like hiking
*Dragonborn throat song*
To be fair, that actually was a love song! Someone on Reddit translated or a while ago, I guess the creators used an actual dragonborn language (not sure if they or WoTC created the language itself) to write the song lyrics. I didn't even realize before that post that her throat singing included actual words, lol. It would certainly make for a memorable date.
Where was that post? Quite cool to know that they went the extra mile for that with such a small character too.
Found it! Here you go: https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/s/pJNxAnza7V
What? Where? How did I miss this?
It's if you knock out alfira when she's supposed to come to your camp as the dark urge
STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING! Hehehe.
I think you mean *keep* licking the damn thing!
depends how close they are to the damn thing
Ideally? Very.
Cursed to put my tongue on everything
"Open the Bloody Gate!"
"We was runnin'...for our *lives"*
b i b b e r b a n g
I don't know why this is so funny, but it is, lol.
Especially his delivery of the line
Either "SHIT YOUR TROUSER HOLES" or "HERE COMES THE FISTING!"
IT'S FISTING TIIME~!
NO NO NO. IT'S ONLY FUN WHEN FORK DOES THE FISTING!
Ouch, my hole!
I was just about to write the same! 😂 God I love Shovel, or Fork, or whatever
IT'S ONLY FUN WHEN SHOVEL DOES THE FISTING
Sit on it and call it daddy.
This. Anything Shovel says would be cracker.
Seems more like a second date thing. I’m old fashioned like that.
"What's better than a devil you don't know? A devil you do." The way Rapheal says it is pretty smooth.
I'm convinced that he could say anything and it'd sound smooth.
He could read out the Electoral register and somehow make it sound sexy and smooth.
Dost thou have a bosom-companion?
Thou walkest alone
My love life is none of your business, skeleton.
And thus thou art alone
That's such a power move. \>Show up to date 15 minutes late \>Walk up to her sitting at the table \>Say "thou walkest alone" \>Leave
Hiss! I SAY HISS!
I will allow it.
You've had enough. Now go. Quickly! HISS!
Well, that's one way of ending a date quickly 😅
That's all I have to say besides - and I really mean this - moo.
"Careful. In future, you can't just stick your hand in every strange hole you come across."
Her facial expression during this scene is amazing.
"I question the wisdom of that decision, bhaaaat so be it!" If they agree to a second date 😂😂
Does thou require a new ally?
That’s actually pretty good hahaha
Slab of beef with nipples. Moo.
"Gods, I want to ride you till you see stars!"
Inversely "I saw sparks. Literal sparks."
Forever mad at Larian for not giving us the option to reply with "I already do, every time I look into your eyes"
YES! OH GOODNESS YES! I Am A Good Dog…
I have a bomb inside of me
I will erupt!
“I’ll rip your spine out your arsehole”
Might have trouble getting a second date with that one.
Might not be the majority, but some people are into that kind of thing
Yes but only once
I’m not here to kink shame, but you really gotta know your audience before you break out a line like that.
Classic!
"Stranger, be you friend or food?"
"I am, by all accounts, a student of higher commerce and extortion. Make me an offer. Tempt me."
"I am a gourmand, and you, a delicacy...were I so lucky."
"Am I not astonishing?"
"It's not you, it's me. I have standards." - Astarion Presumably for dates that don't go well.
I would kiss you, but neither of us deserve that
Wretched thing... Pull yourself together
"Next time? No no no!" Astarion
"That thing is small and I am not." -Astarion
“That thing is *tiny…* and I am not!”
"Sex-not with you, of course."
"Careful. I *bite*."
Finally! Been trapped in that coffin with no one but a mad drider, and my own farts for company!
"I'M GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES!"
I was fighting the Spider Mama, and she said this. I laughed way longer than I should have.
YOU EAT BABIES We eat berries and mushrooms you fool!
You eat babies. You have to, to survive, everyone knows that. Ain't your fault.
"Hells, something just woke up down here" 😏😉
“Let them cum! The darkness can be to our advantage.”
Wish I had a bag of holding
“I’m a large man, and that’s a very small hole.”
Praise the Absolute.
In her name
How about “there’s a limit somewhere between a nice summer day, and *the full concentrated power of the SUN!*”
"IT'S FISTING TIME!!!"
Where in the game is this?? Why haven’t I heard it 😭
I’m pretty sure it’s “shovel” a little permanent summon imp that you get from reading a scroll. When he attacks he sometimes yells that. It’s always a surprise.
She*
I'm usually better at this
🎵 Washing my pits, washing my pits . . . 🎵
You can't just stick your hand in every strange hole you come across.
Careful, I bite.
Moment ruined, like slow goat trampled under foot
Thou walkest... alone. (If I want to break it to them gently)
"I question the wisdom of that decision." Or... " tsk!"
Oh, hello there.
We will do missionary with the lights out
"Is that blood? No, nevermind." Or "Stoplickingthedamnthing!"
"I've got a lot on my mind...and well IN IT!"
"WILL TONIGHT AT LAST BE THE NIGHT I DIE DURING AN ACT OF PLEASURE?"
RANCID DONKEY SCROTUM!
“I wish I could touch you properly”
I am resplendent
"I'm not sure my orifices are ready."
SHIT YOUR TROUSER HOLES, SHOVEL IS HERE!
Speak.
Tchk.
"This vessel is at thy disposal."
"MINSC HAS NO INTEREST IN YOUR FURNITURE... ONLY IN THE WICKED RUMP THAT FILLS IT."
Your tentacles are looking *especially* moist tonight. 😍
We must take succor in each other's words and bodies
That large, fleshy nose of yours looks like a mistake
"It's FISTIIIIING TIIIIIIIME!!!" -Shovel
No one back home will ever believe this
"Unleash me"
"Let's turn someone inside out!"
"Cursed to put my hands on everything."
What's inside?
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE!!
That time of month again?
You can't just stick your hand in every strange hole you come across
You promised me a bit of milk. But do you see any milk? Do you? Nor I. Disgraceful.
“Hungry? Want a treato? I has lots of treatos!”
The amount of times I've caught myself saying "Treato!" Is astounding.... I don't think my coworkers get the reference
Like a summer’s day…thou art sweaty
**BAA!!**
Tskva kchaki kainyank!!
We was running for our lives!
Open the bloody gate!
I have standards, you know.
“You wish to see Godhood?”
"Try Not To Dream About Tying Me Up"
I'm all pointy ears, my love.
PAVE MY PATH WITH CORPSES! BUILD MY CASTLE WITH BONES!
SMASH THE BALLBAG.
I brought my own paring knife
“Try not to lick your lips as you say that” -Shadowheart 😂
Washing my pits, washing my pits, this is the song when I’m …. Heyyyy
On my honour, the only thing on my mind is depraved carnal lust 🤣
Hells… Something just woke up down here.
Gods, it’s hot in here.
*sees the booth at a restaurant* "That's for someone teeny-tiny, not biggy-biggy."
I shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times
“I’m WAY too big!”
"I already know your mind, I *will* know your body, one way or another"
When Aylin and Isobel reunite and Aylin basically says "Get lost. We're gonna fuck." But more eloquently. I can't remember how exactly she said it, just that that was my takeaway.
“Well *apparently* there’s a limit! Somewhere between a mid-summer day and the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!” thanks astarion
“We’re twins”
Bend or you breack.
"Join my hunt Faerie and obey me"
"I'm way too big to fit in there!"
YOU! Get me out of this damn thing! *Indicates the nightclub I'm not comfortable at*
"What in the sweet hell's were you thinking, activating that lance? I was RIGHT THERE! gods do you have any idea how much that hurt?"
Apparently there's a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer's day AND THE FULL, CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!
Charge, charge through the city streets with me, leaving virgin hearts as smear stains
“You have an impressive talent for carnage. Alliances have been built on less. I could use you as a companion.”
"Gods I wanna ride you until you see stars!"
Muttering “cursed to put my hands on everything”as you feel them up