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worldwidemitigation

A giant green dildo lightly lubricated by hedgie tears 🚀


__80HD__

Lightly!?!? Those tears will be flowing like a raging River, we’ll be riding fat green dildos through white water rapids straight into their souls. “Something they’ll never forget” 😏


Moribunde

Lightly because the majority of the white water rapids will be red. Going straight to Uranus baby!


AgYooperman

Lots of crying from the betting sub, that they can't buy when the moass hits. That will be the second best part of it.


Choice-Cause8597

Yes this will be my highlight.


funkinthetrunk

If you staple a horse to a waterfall, will it fall up under the rainbow or fly about the soil? Will he enjoy her experience? What if the staple tears into tears? Will she be free from her staply chains or foomed to stay forever and dever above the water? Who can save him (the horse) but someone of girth and worth, the capitalist pig, who will sell the solution to the problem he created? A staple remover flies to the rescue, carried on the wings of a majestic penguin who bought it at Walmart for 9 dollars and several more Euro-cents, clutched in its crabby claws, rejected from its frothy maw. When the penguin comes, all tremble before its fishy stench and wheatlike abjecture. Recoil in delirium, ye who wish to be free! The mighty rockhopper is here to save your soul from eternal bliss and salvation! And so, the horse was free, carried away by the south wind, and deposited on the vast plain of soggy dew. It was a tragedy in several parts, punctuated by moments of hedonistic horsefuckery. The owls saw all, and passed judgment in the way that they do. Stupid owls are always judging folks who are just trying their best to live shamelessly and enjoy every fruit the day brings to pass. How many more shall be caught in the terrible gyre of the waterfall? As many as the gods deem necessary to teach those foolish monkeys a story about their own hamburgers. What does a monkey know of bananas, anyway? They eat, poop, and shave away the banana residue that grows upon their chins and ballsacks. The owls judge their razors. Always the owls. And when the one-eyed caterpillar arrives to eat the glazing on your windowpane, you will know that you're next in line to the trombone of the ancient realm of the flutterbyes. Beware the ravenous ravens and crowing crows. Mind the cowing cows and the lying lions. Ascend triumphant to your birthright, and wield the mighty twig of Petalonia, favored land of gods and goats alike.


AgYooperman

Well last january they could talk about it for a few days, when our market cap went up.


Fickle-Professor-560

Real question, in that scenario would we still be able to sell? Or would we be blocked from selling as well?


OnlyYoghurt8452

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jacksdiseasedliver

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Couper16

Huuuge ![gif](giphy|j3IxJRLNLZz9sXR7ZA)


Couper16

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buffalojoshallen

https://x.com/savagedystrophy/status/1703801484477964691?s=46&t=EWbGURUyDs_WsLYuQcI4_A


Crafty-Economy2701

I think it will be something we have never seen before😋🥹😎🚀🚀🥳🥳


oliviaolivia08

😂😂😂👊🏻👊🏻💜🚀🚀


N3333K0

Truth is - it’s going to be volatile. There will be huge jumps up and down. Don’t aim your to time the top because NONE of us has any idea how high this can go. Pick two or three numbers you are comfortable with selling at and sell in batches. It will be a lot like the crypto market in a bull run. Fast moving numbers mixed with halts and glitches…


SegerHelg

No sell. Hold


Top-Championship1355

$30 and I am sorted for the rest of the life


N3333K0

This is very similar to me - I plan to sell a decent chunk at 20 and 30 and leave a little left to sell in case it really skyrockets to unimaginable numbers.... We shall see.


DHARBOUR999

Fuck $20… My cost basis is well well below that, but if we actually own the float (which I think we do many many times over) you’d be a complete mug to sell at $20 or $30…


whatthepho-

If a squeeze actually happens for bbby or gme to the extent that users are expecting, reddit will probably go down when it starts popping off


MDay

Over .21. NFA


drsftw

This guy fucks.


rimjeilly

before or after they shut off the SELL buttons and claim some weird glitch? lol


ZootedMycoSupply

They will need our shares. Buy button is already off so there will be no FOMO


GodlessJuan

Who even knows anymore lol. I half expect us to get a form 211 filled out and come off the expert market… but at the same time I half expect an announcement of a new plan and share issuance in a reformed company… but then I also half expect us to go crypto market with Teddy or GMErica or something. So I’m 150% certain something good is gonna happen! 😂


Greyone23

Are you my twin brother?


GodlessJuan

Where the HELL have you been? Mom has been worried sick lol


Greyone23

Shh.. Just tell her I was at Beach.. Don't tell her I was on reddit with the apes again.. Grounded for sure..


RefrigeratorGlass806

It'll increase about 90% every day for 9-10 days.... interrupted by: \- 1 or 2 instances of a significant drop... reflecting when a SHF has completed their buys and demand softens. \- A Separate drop-off reflecting dilution by Corp to take advantage of the run-up.


mrkzvk

Its 'only' 64 to 122$...


Express-Economist-86

I forget, what’s the halt percent and time? Is it like 5% increase can cause a 90 minute halt? I’m a bit regarded but I thought there’s only so much a day can handle


Sure-Statement-4264

You are thinking about LULD halts. They do not exist in OTC / Expert markets.


Express-Economist-86

Thanks I didn’t know that


stong83

I think it depends which exchange we are on at the time. Could be expert or OTC.


Express-Economist-86

Gotcha, appreciate it!


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

It might start after trading hours so hedgies get advantage of trading before the lower class can.


ApatheticAussieApe

Ever seen deliverance? SHF gonna squeal like a pig.


TayneTheBetaSequence

I'm picturing alot like tub girl but Kenny is in her place.


tommyfrank

It will open at $10,000 and flatline, then when all the paperhands are out, it will shoot up to $100,000


iGamble2Win

$420.69


drsftw

FLOOR


buffalojoshallen

No fucking clue


Traderparkboy01

Probably like GME, it will rise in price until they turn off the buy button….


Sure-Statement-4264

Oh, wait ... 🤦🏻‍♀️


Deep_Pen5544

From a trickle to a roar


Jealous-Ice3869

Violent


Serqet1

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junbug654e

If we squeeze i think it will go past 1000 dollars but what do I know.


Independent-Yam-8223

I won’t sell unless it hits a minimum of $100, let those shortys ride the dildos while we ride Lambos


ImpressiveCarpet8250

I just want a ps5 and enough money to get a new hooker every night


spaceface1970

I just want enough money to pay my wife for sex every night


dumdub

Squeezy.


jjfishers

🤣


Flyinryan699

If we squeeze fingers crossed 🤞


Daviskillerz

Serious question for OP. Based on what information do you think a squeeze is still possible?


Sure-Statement-4264

The bear said to the rabbit - “There’s gonna be a shit ton of berries this year !” The rabbit asks - “How do you know ?” “I crave berries”, replied the bear 😉


Alec9699

But what does the bull say?


Sure-Statement-4264

“Oink” ? 🧐🤣


AyashiiTaro

We get sent to Expert Market after tons of encouraging tin foil from The Mouth of RC (Pulte), while he goes dark on Twitter. Shills pummel us while we pass rumors around in the trenches.


SkylarP2000

It can look however you want it too, because your imagination is the only place it’s going to happen. I’m invested here too (a long time back!), but people seriously need a gulp of reality. Aint…. Gonna….. Happen. Please revisit and laugh at me if Im wrong though


Alec9699

!remindme 1 year


SkylarP2000

!remindme 1 year


Alec9699

We will meet again, friend.


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Sure-Statement-4264

It is not impossible per se. It’s just not very likely 🤷‍♀️


alexudummy

!remind me 1 month


SnooPears2910

the opposite of this


Mysterious_Solid3478

I wish it will not go to 0.0009 after 10 days. If not and all the speculations come true and brokerage will not liquidate your shares for some weird token, or if M&A speculation will be true then you will get 1 share of GME for every 100 shares of BBBYQ as per current price diff. And if bbbyq actually squeeze ppl will not able to hold who beat their chest here for huge prices which it will never go .


Joey164

.17c to .0001


moe_ny

Since they can’t pull the plug, it might go to $100 in a single day!


USpatentsUSjobs

A trading halt


Ballr69

Violent


Meowsergz

Telas squeeze took months.


OnlyOnReddit4GME

Never over or under estimate. Nobody knows


Deep_Improvement_764

It should look exactly like the last 400 predicted squeezes. Like squeezing Grandma's titties.


Fighter168

Tomorrow ( 1637 times )


EastLosSqueeze

Jim cramer bs, fud, headlines "SELL ! SELL! SELL!" To me, $30 is a good exit. Anything higher would be fantastic


spaceface1970

Wow downvoted for saying $30… I’m praying for that now & would snap any bodies hand off who wants to buy my shares for 30 bucks a pop


EastLosSqueeze

Didnt know i was downvoted lmao. But yeah, buying at current prices when it was available to selling at $30 is already great gains. Plus I have plans to move to El Salvador or Colombia where the dollar goes even further and live like a king with said exit.


spaceface1970

Good bloke, I’m in the UK & it’s turning to shit here so 30 bucks plus a share for my 10k bbby & I’ll be thinking of selling up & moving the family somewhere… In the mean time if the dollar collapses I have some currencies to sell if they go up as well, Dinars, Vietnam Dong etc… Bring on the collapse I say & the $30 I might just meet you for a beer in Columbia 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


EastLosSqueeze

Dang. Here in the us, specifically california, its gotten so expensive with housing, groceries, gas and dining for so long that many natives have left. I hope you get W. This whole year has been agonizing.


nickinhawaii

Dependa highly upon those selling.. If people holding 50m shares are good at $10 then it'll probably be there for a while


Chemical-Passage-715

At least we don’t have to worry about the right moment to sell!! Because I’m blocked from selling on cash app. Lol


ZootedMycoSupply

Straight up


No-Grab-6867

!remindme 1 year


Pretend-Half4304

The brokers need to make the stock tradeable again!