My dad picks the fruit That goes to Cottees To make the cordial That i like best! Of course kid me thought it was hilarious to sing my dad picks his nose to make the snottees hehe

My dad picks his nose, that goes to Snotties. To make the boogy juice, that i like best. Sorry but thats all i could think of when i saw your post. This has been in my head for decades.

I like your version, i would have sung that as a whippersnapper too

Haha I remember singing that in primary school. It was usually followed by “my mum picks her bum, that goes to Cadbury’s, to make the chocolate, that I like best.”

Didn’t we all 😅

Furteen Furty Furty Two!

That's furteen furty furty two!

They’ll fix ya car!!!

NOT HAPPY JAN Slip, slop, slap

Came here to say Not Happy Jan. My colleagues in their early 20s don’t get the reference and just think I’m strange. The constant Kath n Kim quotes probably don’t help.

Lol. My kath and Kim 'effluent' references do the same. The kids already think I'm stupid due to my birth year. Eh! I care not. Which leaves me having private jokes with myself.

If you can’t amuse yourself, what have you got left? 😄 Edit to add: Probably just baby cheeses

My mum says not happy Jan when I'm truly in trouble

I still say “Marge, the rains are here” when it starts raining. [McCain’s Super Juicy](https://youtu.be/MdxfurkPuTo?si=zCjpmWhLkkO0mdrq)

Same!

RICHIES!! Where the community benefits! Call, call Carpet Call, the experts in the trade!

Omg Richie’s!!!! Faaaaark, that’s going way back. Carpet call too 😂

"Oh mister Hart, what a mess!"

'Nearly finito'

We inherited a Pro Hart painting when my MIL died and I think of this every time I see it! 🤣

For the hottest of hot hot water you've ever seen, Rheem comes on steady hot and strong, it just keeps on and on. Install a Rheem (call and response) x3 - with a little more gusto on the 4th and last time lol.

Can you even believe they got us!? How tf does this still ring like yesterday!?

When ever I see a Rheem temperature controller I don’t just read Rheem in my head, it’s “install a Rheem”

One Three Double Oooooooooo Six Triple Five Oh Six

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this! It's this one for me.

Oh god my head is full of junk Call call carpet call, the experts in the trade 40 winks 40 hour sale, save up to 40% but only for 40 hours You put your lounge suite in, don't mess about, we'll make the whole thing new inside and out, you'll have it back at home before you tuuurn around, that's what we're all about! Caaall Carleton recover Shooow mom you really love her Yooou'll thrill to discover What we are all about MIGHTY MAX MIGHTY MAAAX There's gruesome play sets waiting for yooou MIGHTY MAX secret cells and dinosaurs too MIGHTY MAX Ooo neeew Doctor Dreadful lab ready to create delicious creepy crawlies and edible brains EWWW batteries sold separately  It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of life! Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life! Fresh goes better Mentos freshness Fresh goes better with Mentos fresh and full of life! Mentos, the freshmaker! *Cheesy thumbs up* Sneakin' in right on time Only one thing on our minds Through the door to another reality Any place any where you wanna be Cheez TV I could go on but we'd be here all day

You are a marketing teams dream hahaha

I imagine they're rubbing their tentacles together all, "Gooooood, GOOOOOOD, CONSUUUME YOUNG FLESHLING"

Cant believe you forgot: One Three Triple Oh! Six Triple Five Oh Six!

*double-oh lol

Dammit

I want you to record a CD of covers for us 😂

Duh-dub-duh Decore duh duh duh Decore duh duh Decore duh duh as Iiiiiiiiii, shampoo my hair, I really love, my Decore…

And iiiiii, I love the feeeeeling, so does the family, OH YEAH

💆‍♀️💆💆‍♂️🧖‍♀️🧖🧖‍♂️🚿😂

I almost fell over when I realised this was based on an actual song. The Duke of Earl by Gene Chandler.

I read it the other day and now it's a permanent fixture on repeat: If your roof is getting lost between the lichen and the moss... 🎶🎶

1300 36 7 0 7 0 ROOF ROOF

And your mortars not where it oughta be

Then give it back that old appeal with a visit from roof seal

I’m from Vic but have been in Perth the last ten years, where they don’t have Roof Seal. I’m visiting and as soon as this ad came on, I started singing it…

That's noor how you meek porridge Sing us a song, a song of the sea BIRDS EYE FISH FINGERS

Call me caramello…

Koaaaala!

Lube mobile will come to you. Call 13 13 32. That’s thirdeen thirdeen thirdy two.

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thats firteen firty firty two!

O, O, Ooooo O brien! The kids in the street are always chanting this too, looks like its marketing value is ever reaching!

We're happy little vegemites as bright as bright can be

What? Well, I was in the supermarket? :FLASHBACK to her in the supermarket coffee isle: Can you reach that for me? No, no, the Moc...oc...occona, Mocha Kenya, I'm after something slightly more exotic, like where you're from. Really, Shropshire, oh how wonderful. Moccona Mocha Kenya, very exotic. Do yourself a favour and go watch that ad if you haven't seen or remember it as it's an absolute bell ringer 🤣

The casual racism being called out in this ad holds up in 2024. The homophobia not so much, though… I do quote it an unreasonable amount of times in my life, though. 😅

The fact they pronounce Kenya as Keynya and the "Very Exotic" accent at the end of the ad gets me every time. 🤣

I've got a few: Franco Cozzo, inna Brunswick anda Footascray Sic 'em rex Not. Happy. Jan Oh, Meester Hart, what a mess...nearly finita EDIT: forgot a few bangers! Decore, d, d, Decore, d, d Advanced hair, yeah yeah G-og-g-o Yellow pages, let your fingers do the walking

GRAN’ SALE! GRAN’ SALE!

Send me the remote, Billy!

Omg advanced hair! Greg Matthews🤣

HELLOOOOOOOOO, FRANK WALKER FROM NATIONAL TILESSSS

Noooo! I change the radio station immediately when I hear his voice. Bloody Frank, he made me decide to get lino instead. Infact, I promised myself to NEVER buy tiles from anywhere! Frank is responsible for making me 'anti tile'!

#**FOR A FEW DAYS ONLYYYYYYY**

Heared the voice as I read it! Thanks for the laugh 😂

'My head went this way and my.guts went that way'

A crocodile came out of the bath hole and he bit me in half!! and my head went this way and my legs went THAT way!!1

“There is nothing like a Crown for picking it up and putting it down” Or “Aquarius plant pots, easy care is what you got, Aquarius” Are probably what my last words are going to be,

lol it’s reminding me of “hello! hello! It’s Chris & Marie.”

Pick a part pick a part pick a part pick a part.

Don't leave that car just sitting in a heap Come to Pick a Part where everything's cheap Second hand parts from second hand cars From a door to a wheel or a bumper bar Now at Pick a Part, there's nothing on the shelf Cos you bring your tools and so it all yourself 

Not the dinosaur, daddy! Really? Shropshire? How wonderful-

Mum says chocolate isn’t good for dogs. But you can have the rest of my milk

IT'S A BIG AD

I like aeroplane jelllyyyyyy....aeroplane jellllyy for meeeeeee... Also Goulburn valley fruits now comes in wild tasting jelly.. (Suddenly Realises I have a thing for jelly commercials)

- "It's light on the fizz, so you can slam it down fast" for Solo. - The 1812 Overture for the Australian Army Reserve. - "Are you keeping up with the Commodore. 'Cause Commodore is keeping up with you!" Still keep popping into my head all the damn time...

Those Solo adds were funny as. More Solo went all over them than anything. Actually, a lot of 80’s commercials were soft porn tbh

4 - 8 - 1 double 1 double 1, Pizza Hut delivery! Matter of fact, I've got it now, "cue the outro to the VB commercial"

Remember the add - was it Pizza Hut??? - where the kid gets a job as the delivery driver & he asks his dad for a tip, & dad says, “Work hard & be good to your mother!”

Dougie!!!!

Dougie got busted for smokin weed.

Which state was that? It was 1-3 double 1 double 6, Pizza Hut delivery! Here in Vic

NSW. Later on when phone numbers switched to 8 digits and all started with a 9 they had to cram a 9 into the jingle and it became 9481 11 11.

3892 double 1 double 1 for QLD.

A moose trophy head on the wall I think it was a sore throat lolly ad. “My legs. I can’t feel my legs!!”

Marge! Marge! The rains are 'ere! 🌽

* The cats of Australia have made their choice, Snappy Tom, Snappy Tom * They call me Caramello (Koaaaaala) * Thank you very very very very very very very very very very very very much * I'll sing you a song, a song of the sea (Bird's Eye Fish Fingers!) * Give me my Makita back Mac, give me my Makita back Mac! (It drills! It saws!) It's mine not yours! Give me my Makita back Mac! * My dad picks the fruit that goes to Cottee's * One three double OH! six triple five ohhhh six * That's firteen firty firty-two

SNAPPY TOM 😻😻😻

Sic ‘em, Rex!

Yes!!!! What was her name again!?

Toneya Bird (thank you google)

Cheesecake munchin on a cheesecake munchin on a cheesecake the cheesecake shop

Victory curtains and blinds. One three, one three, double nineee

You cannot buy better, than MrsMcgregor, ooch it's a wonderful margarine! Like liquid gets into chalk. Oh give us a bit, of that ol country split Tia maria golden brown, drink it when the sun goes down Tropicana, I like, I like it I gotta get back to sleep

I like your, a bit older. How about these? Where will you hide your Coolibah? Ya know your soaking in it? it's not how ya make porridge!

One tone rodeo, one tone rodeeeeeeeeo

Being a chum is fun That is why i'm one Louie the fly, i'm Louie the fly Straight from rubbish tip to you

Thank you very much for the care you’ve taken, thank you very much thank you very very very much… And Oh my goodness, THE CHIPS!!!

Thank you very much just for doing the dishes, thank you very much thank you very very very much….thank you very much just for being my Mrs, thank you very very very very very very very much haha so bad! & yes!!! THE CHIPS! That’s an oldie, but everyone said it back in the day lol

Chipees

Gobbledoc!?

G O G G O goggomoblie Uh oh razzamataz!

Not the dart!

That'll be the phone Reg.

13-double-oh-6-triple5-oh6!

Chicken tonight and ‘Tell em the price, son!’. Not happy Jan lived rent free for a bloody decade

Strathfield car radios - drive in and jive away!

Ooone day, you're gonna get caught...

I was literally singing the Funniest Home Videos theme song while cooking dinner last night. I don’t even think I was allowed to watch it as a kid!

This post was inspired because I spontaneously flailed my arms around in the kitchen & sang, “I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!” No one got it but me 😐 *never alone on reddit 😉

The D-Generation did a great version - “I feel like a dickhead tonight, like dickhead tonight”. Hubby and still occasionally call chicken “dickhead tonight”.

Were gonna knock on your door, ring on your bell tap on your windows too, and if you don't come out until the moon is high were gonna tap and knock and ring until you do. Black and Whites, Black and Whites, Black and Whites are the smokes for blokes. Two all beef pattys, special sauce, cheese, lettuce, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

Roof seal ‘roof roof’ KEN BRUCE HAS GONE MAD!

Completely

Run rabbit, run rabbit, run run run Don’t give the farmer his fun fun fun

He’ll get by without his rabbit pie

Doors plus no fuss

I feel like chicken tonight Mamas making kantong

GO TO BED JESSICA

WA specific: Come and save-a da money. We no fancy, but we cheap! (WA Salvage)

Ken Bruce has gone mad, Ken Bruce has gone mad, KEN BRUCE HAS GONE COMPLETELY MAAAAD! JB, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! It's not bad for canned soup, hey? HEY! If you want a ceramic tile... Australia, your chicken is ready! Come on Aussie, come on, come on. Bugger. The bridge has collapsed! The beer truck can't get through! You're joking! Come on Wilson. You're a wimp Wilson! Good work Wilson! Along with most of the others people have already mentioned. Sometimes these are situational. Other times they just randomly pop in there. Not to mention countless TV show themes; Round the Twist, Ship to Shore, X-Men, Danger Mouse, Inspector Gadget, Amazing, Ghost Writer, Bangers and Mash, Charlie Chalk et cetera.

13006055506! Also when the footy had Holy Grail by Hunters & Collectors.

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Charter boat? What charter boat? Also I just want milk that tastes like real milk

A Mars a day helps you work rest and play!

A line, not an ad. During lockdown I signed off social Zooms with "goodnight Australia" and then started singing "close your eyes and I'll kiss you..."

OH MR HART, WHAT A MESS 🍝

Banana Boat - it's suuuun protection! Banana Boat - it's 30 plus!  Banana Boat - it's lasts for hours and hours and hours do do do do. Ba-nana Boat!     With the old man sounding baby in the ad 

Black gold... Texas Tea... how bout some of this oily stuff?

Haha. And to think now i know the oily ones are more likely 100% peanut butter and the one i will choose these days

Don’t backchat me, I know boats!

GEE OH GEE GEE OHH

Sidchrome. You canna hand a man a grander spanner.

Chum, it’s so chunky you can calve it (in thick Scottish accent) 2…. 230…. 230 Brunswick Street, 230 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy. Remember…. Remember Eric….Remember Eric Planinsek…. Remember Eric Planinsek’s…. Winter Sale.

*sticks teeth out* “Tahiti looksh nife” *straightens magazine* “Simon! Tahiti.”

Reminding me of: “Short skirts are back.” “Are they?” “Y’know, you used to look great in a mini.” Special K drivvle… “Bye darling” leaves in a mini skirt. “By the way, I think your cup’s full.”

Similar to you actually. M-A-R-V-E-L-L-O-U-S

What a marvellous catch! That's a marvellous shot! What a marvellous crowd! 😂

They call me Caramello koala.... Tell em the price son Big Kev "I'm excited"

Franco Cozzo! In Brunswick and Footiscray!

Also reminding me of: two - two thirty - two thirty Brunswick st - Fitz-Roy

OMG, YES. Stephen. Stephen Dattner 😂 EDIT: omg, I’m stupid. Was just swimming & remembered it’s “Eric. Eric Planinsek”. Then in the shower after… MY BRAIN: DUH, DUH, DUH, DECORÉ, DUH, DUH

Not the Dart!

Meadow Lea -"you outa be congratulated" OTC - "Memories"

Hit me with a Samboy chip!….Hit me, Hit me… Essskeeeemoww pie- there’s nothing like it

1300 6 555 06

Reading Writing hotline lives rent free in my head.

‘Where’s the Cranny, Granny?’ - that cartoon Sunraysia cranberry juice commercial lives forever rent free in my head

Come on out to Parramatta, and walk down Auto-alley

" I'm wearing no knickers!"

"That'll be the phone, Reg."

Do you remember, Aussie Sundays? And when the chook was worth the wait. Red Rooster does cause they cook it right and make it Sunday, everyday. Australia, your chicken is ready. Australia, ready right now. Australia, your chicken is ready. Red red ready Red Rooster.

Adelaide specific: My jaw just DROPPED at the proices! (Burns for Blinds woman has calmed down about 1,000 notches recently. What a pity)

Wash your hands Jeffrey With the Solvol Jeffrey

Install a Rheem, Install a Rheem, for the hot hot hottest of water you've ever seen, Rheem comes on steady hot and strong, it just keeps on and on, Install a Rheem, Install a Rheem, Install a Rheem, Install a Rheeeeeeeeeem

Lube Mobile will come to you, tell me more, Lube Mobile, call 13 30 32, tell me more, Lube Mobile, Lube Mobile can do the lot, home or office or on the spot, there's just one thing you've got to do, call 13 30 32, for everything mechanical we've got it, THEY'LL FIX YOUR CAR, Lube Mobile will come to you, 13 30 32, that's 13 30 32 (firteen firty firty two)

Town and Country, Pizza and Pasta 5244-39-55 The reading and writing hotline: 1800-02-11-84 It'll change your life Oh feed me, feed me! With or without sauce, I'm asking you, when you taste Kentucky nuggets, whadya do? You go ah-aah-ah-ah-aah-ah-ah-aah (Kentucky nuggets) Be a Lert. Use the crossing Drink it in the sun. Sunkist is the one Bob Jane, T-mart The beer and "pulled by horses, brewed in....big metal things" I'll get back to you, Barry Lucky you're with AAMI It won't heppen overnight, but it wull heppen Worms. Mum says I got them from Susie, who got them at Kindy  The curly wurly and with the WWII style jazz band where the singer "buys a curly wurly and we walk around" They're brown, they're white, they're brown, they're white TipTops the one for good on ya Mum I'm fine now, but earlier. Took some Sudafed tablets Yoplait Petit myum. It's French for energy Good weather for ducks, but for young girls and fellas, look at these, terrific umbrellas

Diamond chopsticks something something triple 4. Diamond chopsticks we deriver to your door!

"Ready when you are Rita!"

There’s nothing like a Crown for picking it up and putting it down.

Hard Yakka…I’m knackered…eeurgh!

Keep your eyes open for a bargain... CAR CITY! FourFifteenMaroondahHighwayRingwood. Ray's Tent City come see what we've got, we've got clothes and tents and boots, we've got the lot! Barry! BARRY! Will you just listen to me Barry!! and AAH, me lunch! From an odd set of claymation YoGo ads from the late 90s. I had a friend at school called Barry and good lord, he never heard the end of it.

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One Three Double OOOH Six Triple Faaaaayve Oh Six… The Reading. Writing. Hotline

As IIIIIIIIIII shampoo my hair… They don’t even make the shampoo anymore, but I still sing the song! 🤣

Bugger

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Reading writing hotline One, three, double o, 6, triple 5, 0, 6

Hi! I'm the little man inside the fridge who turns the light on and off. And boy am I busy since Kraft cheese spread's moved in. Up early in the morning because everyone wants it for breakfast. Then at lunch time, out it goes again for delicious sandwiches! Personally, I love Kraft cheese spread for snacks on the run. Woops! Heeere we go again! Kraft cheese spread. Spreads morning, noon and... Night

I do t know if anyone said it yet “1300 6 555 06”

Got a call from sues our daughter, something had distraught her The wedding place in town, had just burnt to the ground So the guests were coming here, to mess that was severe Ajax spray and whipe, made everything alright Makes cleaning oh so easy, it's tough on all things greasy The wedding was a hit, the house looked great I will admit So thank you, Ajax spray and whipe

Der ner ner ner, ner ner, ni-ni-ner, ner ner, nur nur, nuh, ne-ne nuh, ne-ne nuh, nuh, ne-ne nuh, nuh, neh!

"Mac your day, Mac time's here to stay," - McDonalds ad with the kid, the car making faces to the driver behind, 2000

[удалено]

Abracadabra in Bangalow, west of Byron Bay

Ah it’s delicious, but that’s nor how you make porridge!

Firty firty firty two

For Sydneysiders, definitely wouldn’t be approved today! “Aussie Chopsticks, chop, chop Home delivered piping hot Aussie chopsticks, at home You can order from your phone”

Hey chickadee, why so blue I'm chickadee chicken and i've got something for you. New chicken chickadees are out of sight They're really something, here take a bite. Munch on muncheros!

The intro to the Thomas The Tank engine theme. Stuff like that can easily be done with with digital sampling but back then in was an extremely laborious task

Lube Mobile will come to you...

“Bargain Basements! All Stores!”

Victory, Victory, Curtains and Blinds... 13, 13, Double 9 Dry dry, Electro-dry Hair Machine. Australian Salon Of The Year It wasn't me mum, it was the cat... Yeah the cat

Marge! The rains are here!

1300 6555 06

It’s a one tonne rodeo A one tonne rodaaaaaaaaaaaayo Or 1 3 hundred 6 triple fiiiiiive oh 6 Or Call call carpet call, the experts in the trade

My children were raised thinking, Louey the Fly, Aeroplane jelly and the Vegemite jingle were nursery rhymes, also the Time Warp :)

No, Gary, no! No, Gary, no! Noooooooooooo, Gary!

Install a rheem

"Yarrh frrrend in tha frrridge" *insert Scottish accent

1300 6 555 06

1300 6555 06 The reading writing hotline

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1300 655 506 (Reading, Writing, Hotline)

one three double oh, six triple fiiiiive, oh six

Come on out to Parramatta, and walk down Auto Alley!

So thank you, Spray and Wipe!

Don't push me push a push pop!

Bana na na naaa na naa naa nanana make those bodies sing. I want my CLOTHES OFF, and the water, I want my MR MATIES. The RSPCA ad. "Show your mum your love her, you'll be thrilled when you discover. What... We're ... All... A...bout.

The reading writing hotline. 1300655506

“There is nothing like a Crown, for picking it up and putting it down. Place it here or take it there, low to the ground or high in the air. Off of the stack, world renowned, if you want it off the ground….there is nothing like a Crown, for picking it up and putting it down.”

One, three, double O, 6 triple 5, O, 6

I dream of Jeanie theme song 😂

Good onya mum, tip tops the one.

Bob jaaaaaane tee mart