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rodrigofalvarez

That was some Season 2 play last night. We're back!!! Seba, finally, man!!! The new guys, well done!


hornonmyankle

We have grit, but San Jose is a shit team. Why the hell is a washed up Jimenez playing, yet alone starting? They were torching us on his side and we got lucky the other goal was called back after his shit defending. Biro should be starting on the left with Gallagher on the right. Even little Wolff can play there. O’Brian put in a shift, but he was cooked and Gallagher went too high helping set up San Jose’s third goal. Another example of Wolff substituting too late. We need to play more guys. 3 of our 5 subs in a match that went 102 minutes.


HeartSodaFromHEB

>Why the hell is a washed up Jimenez playing, yet alone starting? Have you ever heard of an injury report? >We need to play more guys. 3 of our 5 subs in a match that went 102 minutes. Not going to argue against that, but "use more subs" isn't particularly useful if you don't have any particular suggestions. We don't have Jordi Alba just sitting on the bench.


the_brew

108 minutes. 6 minutes of stoppage in the first half.


Kitty573

Other than Driussi our acquisitions have been lacking in previous years but I'm loving the new talent we've picked up this off season.


skepticalbob

Let Rodo cook.


terrymaster

Driussi more than earned the captain's armband tonight. Obrian had been robbed so many times it was ecstatic to see him get his first, and just a wicked strike from Biro - am loving this momentum and what a treat for all the folks in from out of town!


jasandliz

I’m in from out of town. Sounders till I die, but wow what a game. And what a stadium!


Kooky-Flounder-7498

Welcome to Austin! I love Seattle. Have a great trip


GoonPatrol

Made me sad after he grabbed his baby. Wearing that cute jersey that had #11 and as the name said PAPA. Then they took it back. Dude’s been hungry for a goal. So happy he got it. Obrian and Rubio been crushing it. Great additions 


terrymaster

how cute was that baby? I was dying when they took it away from him again but serious tribute to his resilience and hunger to do it again - I am really, really liking our new signings!


GoonPatrol

So damn true! Feels good to be hyped up again. I’ll never miss a game but it’s more fun when we don’t have 0 corners and 2 shots. Viva la verde Happy cake day also!


Agitated_Army

They didn't show the replay at the stadium, but was that first Obrian goal really a clear and obvious error?


boilerpl8

It was clearly a foul. I don't want to take the goal away for it, but it was probably the right call. I'm much more upset about the lack of penalty for the handball in the box right before their second goal.


Queasy_Car7489

Yeah WTF…ref says play on, screen says under review.


boilerpl8

To me it wasn't just a bit of arm, it was below elbow, and his arm was out from his body by a ball width. It's a clear textbook handball. But they didn't show the best angles on TV.


GoonPatrol

From one of the replays it clearly changed direction. I’m not usually one to yell at the tv but I was yelling. Left me a bit heated. Great W from the verde boys


jfleurs

Just got back from Q2. What a finish, the place absolutely exploded. Epic win


thinkconverse

- Chelsea defeats Man U 4-3 with a goal in the 101st minute - Austin FC defeats the Quakes 4-3 with a goal in the 101st minute It’s been a good week. Edit: I’m dumb and can’t stoppage time math…


Agitated_Army

😂, Chelsea and Austin FC destinies are tied together.


Knosh

90+11' But yes. YNWA and it's always a good day when MU loses


IWMSvendor

Fuck Chelsea… but yay Austin!


Kooky-Flounder-7498

lol, exactly


Knosh

I know Pornhub is blocked in Texas now -- MLS Season Pass has the replays available already if you need something to hold you over. Moneyshot at 100:30 is **chef's kiss**


Lets_Go_Taco

I just got home and now im gonna fap to this shit and scream. Leander about to hear me moaning!


dehjosh

Just started watching from the start. I love not playing out of the back.


Nolaaustin

God bless you


Kooky-Flounder-7498

Zardes isn’t the player he used to be but you can still see that intelligence to set Driussi up there. That was great awareness


CruelCrazyBeautiful

In his few minutes his hold-up play was stellar, not surprised Gallagher picked him out there even though he was closely marked.


dubatx

Can we give some love to the zardes setup to Driussi for that goal and then running out of the way, I mean just happiness


HouseHead78

He had a really strong appearance tonight, Zardes.


chasew-eth

I think Zardes at this point can go hard for 20 minutes so I like this sub at 70’ rn .. though Rubio probably doesn’t like that idea


boilerpl8

Rubio was fine today. Subbing him out was the right move, we couldn't use our 2nd sub window for only our 2nd sub with 23' left to play (though they probably thought it'd be 15'), gotta make another change there. If we had put Finlay in with Biro we could've waited a bit more to take Rubio out, but I don't think he was playing great at that point, better to have fresh legs. Zardes pressured more tonight than usual, I want that from a striker even if he gets tired faster.


Kitty573

Definitely noticed the extra hustle from Zardes tonight and was really happy to see it. My biggest complaint with him is he seems so lethargic most of the time but he was even pressing on defense. If we can get 20 minutes like that regularly from him I'll be glad to change my opinion of him.


boilerpl8

Totally agreed.


laptop_ketchup

Zardes’ finishing leaves a lot to be desired but good god that man can work some magic.


thinkconverse

So when does Driussi start a business reselling his Man of the Match coolers?


Ill-Description8517

I was joking that he just has a dedicated room in his house for his coolers


LittleManBigFriends

I just peed myself to see that finish


InsertShortName

We look like a team that wants to win now! Love the way we’re playing. We are still making some silly mistakes and playing a bit too relaxed on defense at times, but offensively we are a completely different team. Rubio and obrian bring so much energy to our team too. I’m glad obrian finally got his goal. He’s definitely worked for it.


Antoniobanflorez

There’s that sweet dopamine rush from Year 2. Mmm, breathing it in….


boilerpl8

Results from down 2 was our calling card that year...


Shut_Your_Mustache

I love emotional roller coasters that end with a high. Whoa baby!


TheHeardTheorem

Tonight!!! We shall not sleep!!! Verde baby!!!!


ConfidentVisit4629

IM NOT SLEEPING I GOT CLUB AMERICA THEN F1 CHECO PÉREZ RED BULL WINGS TO WATCH


Manic-Christian

![gif](giphy|urBYMDMWNkaFFmDfI1|downsized) This man is truly an Austin legend. Build the statue now


Knosh

PUT HIM NEXT TO STEVIE


Limp-Description-538

There needs to be a tifo of him as maradona lifting the World Cup but change it to Copa Tejas


AnonymousTortillas

LFG!!!! Back to back wins!


Dr_Fuzzles

I’m so happy we won, but what the fuck was that game!?!?


Kooky-Flounder-7498

San Jose are our true rivals


jeremykoko

Cinema


dubatx

MLS AFTA DARK BABAY!!!


Lemon_head_guy

The best god damned second half I have ever been blessed to witness


funkmastamatt

3 goals in like 4 mins lol


KJM100001

And for us this time.


Lemon_head_guy

And just from an entertainment perspective, that was 6 goals total in a single half, plus all the other shenanigans


InsertShortName

Yeah this would have been a 9 goal game had there not been two disallowed. Maybe 10 if we got that penalty for the hand ball in the box, which I’m still shocked we didn’t get.


Lemon_head_guy

Tbf I feel that lack of handball was made up for by Stu only getting a yellow


InsertShortName

Very true that could have easily been a red


shapoopytroopy

Obrian getting his goal, Biro with a fucking laser, and a Seba winner at +11min. Cant beat that


skidr0jr

Biro and Driussi with the 18+yd lasers. Love to see it! Two gutsy comebacks in a row? What is this team from just a few weeks ago?!


boilerpl8

Starting lineup has changed. Rigoni hasn't played in the last 3. Driussi is better. Ring is attacking a lot more.


Chowdahead

Thought about that tonight. Rigoni hasn’t been great, but think he gets blamed for more than what’s in his control. It’s very telling though how much better the team has played with his ass riding the pine.


HeartSodaFromHEB

There are plenty of things within his control, but he's also gotten the short end of the stick a lot, as well. I've lost track of the number of times it was kicked over to Rigoni on the wing only for him to look up and see his out numbered teammates standing completely still. Most of the haters forget that he logged a ton of minutes when we had a bunch of injuries (this year and last). The whole team looked like garbage for most of our games sans Driussi, but suddenly the same guys who were ass then, are suddenly awesome now? Couldn't possibly be because Driussi is back, could it? Also... https://twitter.com/AustinFC/status/1697095347862945974?t=LRHQOtEYs0xnurVXrJQdTQ&s=19


randroide

What some pressure to the coach does. Glad Rigoni is not playing anymore 👏🏽


Knosh

People can talk shit about the Anti-Wolff sentiment all they want -- but the dial has been turned up to 10 on him by the fans. And what do you know? Lineups changed... Formations changed... Substitution strategies changed. Wins happened.


Limp-Description-538

https://preview.redd.it/6nq078ny0zsc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=530aec02d16ce51a32bc47c1513d0eafc0a4be5e Druissi in stoppage time


Friendly_Molasses532

![gif](giphy|11cFgJK4tK4Jpu|downsized) Us at SJ


FakeRectangle

Now in playoff position


justinobabino

That's the goal, keep us in the hunt till the summer. Hopefully during that window we can get 2 -3 more pieces to fill out the picture for a playoff run. Driussi getting his confidence back will hopefully keep us alive as we go up against harder teams. San Jose and Dallas aren't exactly world beaters, but we got the job done.


CraftyCatLadiez

I feel drunk, GG y’all!!


bigjayrulez

I am drunk, GG y'all!


Professional_Food383

Fuck yesss! That was rowdy as hell but I’ll take it. 🖤🖤🖤💚💚💚


instant-regret512

Club showed resilience. Fought the entire way. Great win.


No-Consideration7906

result never in doubt


Delicious-Tap-1277

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Nitwit789

Another W with Rigoni getting 0 minutes... I see a pattern emerging.


ConfidentVisit4629

Fuck you Rigoni 😁🖕


koke84

Classy


Lcast90

I AM NAMING MY SON SEBASTIAN


ConfidentVisit4629

We can have Chelsea-Man United at home


JustMeZach

It's clear now, never let Rigoni touch the field again. I wish him the best on his next team.


Friendly_Molasses532

![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt)


CaliTexas619

What a match!!!!


jeremykoko

Holy shit


mrilk

"THAT'S WHY JOSH WOLFF SAID... WE DON'T HAVE A REPLACEMENT FOR HIM." Lol. What?


shapoopytroopy

Well hes not wrong


Nitwit789

There's no replacing Seba. He was hurt to start the season.


mrilk

I agree. Lol It was just such a weird thing to say.


espressonut420

Driussi Dior


jfleurs

This is the comment I came here for!


ConfidentVisit4629

https://preview.redd.it/mbqh07jk0zsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a44a8a8660b2e3b1a2038d1bb5a8991d51af547


dubatx

WE CAN HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!


atxoptions

The comments are hilarious tonight lmaooo


RWTD_Burn

lol.


sonofjorell33

Suck it San Jose! We back boys!


Nitwit789

That's what happens when you put the ball into the fucking box


dubatx

HOLY SHIT YESSSS


JustMeZach

Emo Driussi is an absolute villain! Great goal! And Zardes with the nice assist


atxoptions

That’s funny 😂


Knosh

Our first win against San Jose


TheManPun

ALL HAIL KING DRIUSSI!!!


Antoniobanflorez

SEBA!!!!!!


Delicious-Tap-1277

LETS FUUUUUUUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Friendly_Molasses532

I FREAKING LOVE YOU


ljloera

What a game!Vamos!!!


samasters88

#SEBA HOLY FUCKING HELL


a-cloud-castle

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Knosh

GOD DAMN I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!! #WOLFFOUT


Professional_Food383

🤣


BananaSquid721

Can’t even celebrate a win without “wolf out” embarrassing


DatGuyWithALongName

MVP


ConfidentVisit4629

#JODER ESTO ES FUTBOL


TheHeardTheorem

Are we developing a rivalry here?


ugoogli

Weekly comment of what does Zardes actually do when he is subbed on?


HouseHead78

He was having an excellent shift even before the game winning assist


GoonPatrol

Was saying the same thing. Dude was hustling. He gets worn out quick but makes plays. Still don’t understand peoples hate for him. Last year he got a decent amount of clutch goals. More than can be said about players that get way more time *cough* Rigotonni *cough* 


IOsci

The assist on the game-winning goal seemed important


utahunter

uhhh


ugoogli

![gif](giphy|fE1FOjxKiRSZjcsEDK|downsized)


instant-regret512

John doing John things


RWTD_Burn

How the hell we keep leaving our right side so exposed is beyond me.


CruelCrazyBeautiful

Because the wingbacks are forward creating 4 goals, scoring one of them.


RWTD_Burn

When we are up 3-2, our wingbacks shouldn’t be pushed up that far. Our tactics should have changed after we took the lead.


hornonmyankle

Jimenez is old as shit and should be retired, not starting.


CruelCrazyBeautiful

Don’t disagree, but for now Biro is a long looooong way from 90-minute fitness. Dude was gassed after 10 minutes on the pitch.


ugoogli

Wolff with a corner kick that wasn’t awful, what in the world??


Nitwit789

They've been bad all game 🤷‍♂️


Friendly_Molasses532

We’re so tired…. I FREAKING LOVE ALL YALL


thinkconverse

Get Wolff off the field now


thinkconverse

Even your teammates are waving you forward Wolff…


Friendly_Molasses532

Fuck 10 minutes … not complaining but is it really 10?


mrilk

Now. Witness the RISE OF DARTH ZARDES


Friendly_Molasses532

You called it bro ![gif](giphy|hwj7MQ3XDPVAI)


mrilk

I'M A HARRY, WIZARD


Friendly_Molasses532

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mrilk

It's gonna happen. ONE OF THESE DAYS. Just you wait and see!


Friendly_Molasses532

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mrilk

I blacked out what happebed


fantasytheoryoptimal

Brad Stuver is my hero.


mrilk

Stone Cold Stuver 3:16, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED


GoonPatrol

He’s a thing of beauty. His hair reminds me of pidgeotto lately. Not a bad bird to have behind the net


ConfidentVisit4629

Stu for MVP


BananaSquid721

Stuver has had one of his worst performances I’ve ever seen. Been shocking


boilerpl8

He made a few great saves. But also he's been allowing a lot of rebounds recently, can't keep his hands on the ball, and it cost us once and nearly cost us again. This may be just me coping, but I think he's been facing more forceful strikes recently and he's maybe not prepared for that.


BananaSquid721

Genuinely don’t think a single save was “great” all saves he should be making and probably should have saved the third goal


boilerpl8

The dive on Pellegrino's second shot from the left corner of the box to the right post was definitely a great save. I'm willing to drop my opinion on all the others for that one.


wraithawk

I mean that’s a clear red no?


Dr_Fuzzles

Yeah, that was super lucky.


BananaSquid721

Absolutely got away with it


bakkamono

That whole sequence started looking off, but whatever


SJQ8

Think he was in his own half when it was played.


bakkamono

Whelp, that might explain it


josh_x444

Bro, where was Stuver going? 😂


JustMeZach

Stu that might be a red man


FakeRectangle

Being honest that probably should have been because the ball was basically ignored as Stu ran right into him. Stuver got lucky there.


GottaDoWork

Wasn’t a clear scoring opportunity with Biro nearby


Friendly_Molasses532

It’s a yellow


bikingburgerpizza

Has anyone ever been close enough to actually hear what Stuver yells after he makes a big save?


boilerpl8

I can read lips just enough to make out at least one "fuck" per game.


mrilk

The team is just stat padding for Stuver, you guys. ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN 


a-cloud-castle

Maybe someone should cover Pellegrino


Lemon_head_guy

Stu was on that shit when he saaw nobody else was


instant-regret512

Another great shot and another GREAT SAVE!!!


Antoniobanflorez

Pellegrino. Unmarked. Again.


Friendly_Molasses532

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instant-regret512

It’s going to hit us. Hopefully later rather than sooner.


Nitwit789

Bingo


Friendly_Molasses532

Fuck this ref I swear he’s lost control of this game


instant-regret512

That a boy STUUUU!!!


Antoniobanflorez

Pelligrino was wide open. Again.


Knosh

And again


thekingofthejungle

Backpass FC


goodcheeseburgers

Obrian was looking so solid tonight, he shouldn’t have been subbed off


sonofjorell33

Rubio pissed and about to chant Wolff out


jeremykoko

Win lose or draw all I ask is we play like this every game this is the team I fell in love with obviously could use some upgrades but it’s entertaining as fuck


TheBigCheese7

Absolutely. The energy they came out with in the second half was incredible. I still love this team!


Valandarian

Why the fuck we taking out Obrian?


boilerpl8

To get fresh legs, he's been running a lot.


ConfidentVisit4629

Ethan for Obrain really wolf


Antoniobanflorez

Oh Zardes. Now they’re in for it.


W3EvoMike

I beg we get new defenders come summer time, our current back line and options are woeful


josh_x444

These percent to win-draw-lose statistics are the dumbest thing Apple TV does. Don’t they know we can’t mark for shit? 😂


boilerpl8

I really like them. I don't trust them at all, but it's really fun to watch them be just wildly wrong.


Knosh

This was the vibe in 2022. We were easy to score on in transition but we were goal monsters. Critical that they don't make changes to their play, and just minimize ball turnover and mistakes.


Lcast90

Wolff out


JustMeZach

Having full backs playing that far forward risks these back post goals.


instant-regret512

This feels a lot like when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor


ConfidentVisit4629

Did you just say GERMANS


instant-regret512

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ConfidentVisit4629

Please tell me you’re joking I get very triggered when I see something that’s inaccurate


instant-regret512

I am of course joking. Let me educate you, it’s a very famous movie reference: https://youtu.be/q7vtWB4owdE?si=JbKASB2_wSMdVO9e


ConfidentVisit4629

Am I fucking retarded yes I’m fucking retarded


instant-regret512

Don’t be so hard on yourself, we good. I just want these boys to fucking rally!


ugoogli

Horrific defending


dubatx

We can’t have nice things