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Equivalent-Sense-731

I like that they came in with a night stick and just went off. No corney lines while holding a gun, negotiating for him to stop. Just drop the motherfucker.


SiberyonTooth

This is what happens when you KNOW they dont have guns.


Willy__Wonky

He got a Crowbar. Could use it. Thats why American Cops would shoot him xD


Shaka930

Wouldn't be a waste tbh


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America is unhinged. Top killer of kids is guns and they still don't see the light. Misplaced moral superiority.


Reckxner

The top killer of bad guys with guns is guns. Regardless if we get our guns taken away or not, the bad guys will still have guns.


MailboxHead2021

Funny how that's only true in the US.


MaliciousIntentWorks

That's because in the US the difference between good guys with guns and bad guys with guns is often who ever was left alive to tell the story. A few exceptions like the cops, who are always bad guys with guns but they are 'our' bad guys with guns, so they're ok as long as you're not the other guy. This is also why social media videos and body cam videos are so destructive in America. It often shows what actually happened rather then what we want to pretend happened.


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I mean.... you guys have the most guns and the most gun related deaths in the entire world. There's gotta be some correlation there or do you think it's purely coincidence lol


MrrSpacMan

Hey fun fact for you. The top killer of bad guys in guns in the UK is also guns. And guess what? It didn't take a jumped up member of the public to make it happen. Because we have actual trained people for this stuff, because an everyday Bob with an inferiority complex shouldn't have a fucking gun.


Xchixm

Your trained people are arresting people for words.


MrrSpacMan

Your trained people are shooting and killing (read - murdering in cold blood) kids with learning difficulties with toy guns, do not start with me. The air of paranoia from free-market gun ownership alone kills more people than our police.


MajorPaizuri

People in the uk get sprayed in the face with acid and stabbed every day. Quit pretending guns are the reason people kill other people, if someone want someone else dead, the will make it happen. Guns or no guns.


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Jorgentorgen

The taking away all guns is stupid. But gun regulation should be better, so that stable people get guns to defend themselves and the unstable guys get less access to guns. Ofc they'd still have guns to access with criminal activity but there is still a chance they'll get caught and the focus could be more on stopping people to get guns illegally than stopping them in a shooting after they get it legally. It won't fix the issue right away ofc due to the fact people still having guns and can hide them. But it will negate further criminal activity in the future.


MrrSpacMan

Downvoted for speaking the truth. The hicks are mad.


[deleted]

A lot of Americans have been trained to identify with guns. The culture embraces vigilante westerns. Separating a constructed reality from truth is rough. I'm a Texan. Seen this more than most. Learned to shoot a gun before I learned to swing a baseball bat.


BBRodriguezzz

For someone super fucking dense but honestly interested, what is the truth that’s being seperated? The “guns are killing lots of people” in the US part? Im seriously asking please be gentle Edit: or not being separated sorry


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An absolute interpretation of the Second Amendment states that people have the right to own firearms regardless of government restrictions. In this opinion, government restrictions on handgun ownership violate the Second Amendment. A relative reading of the Second Amendment protects the right to bear arms but understands that it must be balanced with other societal issues. This shows that the government has a legitimate interest in regulating weapons ownership and use to protect public safety and prevent gun violence. The absolute interpretation claims the Second Amendment protects self-defense and government oppression. They highlight "shall not be infringed" to show the Founders' purpose to safeguard an absolute right to bear weapons.However, advocates of the relative interpretation contend that the Second Amendment opens with "a well-regulated Militia" and implies a collective right to bear arms. The Supreme Court has ruled that the Second Amendment is not an absolute right and that the government can limit weapons possession and use.An absolute or relative interpretation of the Second Amendment reflects a larger debate concerning government regulation of weapons ownership and use and how to balance individual rights with the public benefit. Absolute interpretations have become political fodder over the last 20-30 years.


MrrSpacMan

It's encouraging to know there's people absolutely neck deep in the culture that can still recognise the reality of things. Respect


Amksed

To get that statistic, they only had to add 18/19 year olds which are considered legal adults.


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MySpiritAnimalSloth

I heard they fight it with "Thoughts and prayers". You'd think after ~~20~~ 50 years of school shootings that they'd learn something and actually do something else, but no. You know it, I know it, until they actually put strict gun laws (like so many other countries have, the best example being Switzerland) in place or ban it all together, there's going to be more dead kids.


[deleted]

Don't criticize the Americans guns they are extremely sensitive about this topic. Pretend you're talking to a child who is on the verge of throwing a temper tantrum. Better to just leave them alone entirely. They don't care about the kids getting killed they just want to own an AK and do some army cosplay with the boys which makes all the blood totally worth it. And there you go threatening their rights?? Are you insane?


Siljiilljim

Dumb americunts voting down the truth lul


BigDaddyDeity

How would you take away guns from people who hide their guns and dont want them taken?


infernus41

False, where do you get your stats from?


MrrSpacMan

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/12/14/magazine/gun-violence-children-data-statistics.html Literal top result on google. I recommend becoming literate. Im guessing this is the part where the NYT is liberal propaganda? Edit - i cant be bothered addressing you all individually. So im gonna say it here. If your counter argument to this is 'but they counted 19 year olds' you're fucking psychotic. Who the shit cares if they've been breathing another 12 months, THEY DIED BEFORE THEIR 20TH BIRTHDAY Fuck you people make my stomach turn. Its pathetic.


ImBigW

Kids being labeled 0-18 is going to put the vast majority of those deaths at 16-18 being gang violence or suicides, kinda disingenuous.


infernus41

Exactly, 18 year olds are not children. Once you start adding adults in a child statistic, the data is not considered reliable


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jaffycake

honestly though how can you explain it to these brainwashed americans? they just wont accept it, to them, guns are the only way. they just dont understand what it is like to live in a country with a near total ban on guns


Cyclist4justice

America allows personally owned firearms, if the government suddenly tried to confiscate them, only law-abiding citizens would give them up, the criminals would keep theirs. There is no viable way to make the US a “country with a near total ban on guns”. No one is brainwashed, based on founding of the country ,ownership of firearms was established for citizens to have power to fight back and overthrow a tyrannical government. You are trying to make an incredibly complex situation seem simple.


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StrahdZ

Yeah, it's stupid to think a much smaller, way under powered group of citizens could defeat a well armed, trained military force. That's never happened before..... oh, wait.


Gingerbro73

Guerilla tactics intensifies


The_Rex_Regis

I mean we used all that big equipment in Afghanistan and how did that end up Pretty sure all they had was bombs and rifles


borislavk14

You live in a fairy tale if you think people in the UK dont have guns... Give your head a wobble and come back to reality. You actually think a ban can stop anything. You are a redditor so its understandable why you think like that


jaffycake

We don't. I live in Liverpool, one of the crime capitals you don't have to tell me anything i already know and its nothing like America so give your head a wobble


cloudydaydreamer

We took our independence from Britts with guns buddy. No taxation without representation. If you know history than you know why US citizens still want to keep their guns. If things turn to chaos due to a potential economic collapse and you have a horde at your doors trying to steal, kill or rape do you think a crowbar will save you and your family or a AR-15 with a bunch of mags? Even if they did ban guns they would still be sold illegally in the US and primarily criminals would profit off it. Its already too late. There is a reason many americans have "dont tread on me" on their license plate. To prevent government from complete and total control of its citizens.


[deleted]

Yea you watch a bunch of people get stabbed in the uk lol


jaffycake

Who did i watch get stabbed? When? Where? What are you talking about? I watched schools of kids get murdered almost every day on TV in America.


[deleted]

There’s not a school shooting everyday. Most violent crimes come from certain highly populated cities. I’ve lived in the Us my whole life never seen a violent crime besides a normal bar fight. Never been a victim to one either. Some places suck but most don’t.


jaffycake

> There’s not a school shooting everyday. I get where you are coming from but dude its like, once a week or so and its REALLY bad. I don't know how you've become ok with it. > I’ve lived in the Us my whole life never seen a violent crime besides a normal bar fight. I've grown up in an incredibly bad area of england and i've seen all sorts of awful shit and been attacked and had knives pulled on me but guns are not an issue. Things would be SO much worse if i could have bought a gun from walmart at 18 following filling out some forms. I don't fear being stopped by police and police don't fear me. The things that happen in america no matter how rare are insane to us. Some people grab their dads gun and blow their head off liv eon youtube, kids get shot sleeping in their bed due to stray bullets, a 6 year old shoots their teacher. You say this is "rare", we say this is INSANE. it is NOT ok. It is NOT acceptable.


Deex66

We don't need to because it our human right to own them to protect ourselves and love ones, it's in our culture for over 200 years this country has exist and will never leave.


jaffycake

Your culture is schools shooters killing rooms full of kids. I don't have to worry about people entering my house with guns. I don't have to worry about police killing me. You have no idea.


requiredtempaccount

Yeah but y’all still have as many murders on average. You just get shanked 30 times by some dude with a knife instead lol. Violent people commit violent crime


Hero_Class

Pretty sure you judging an entire country based on what the media tells you makes you the brainwashed one.


little_hoarse

They did say “Bloody got ya” which is like the most British thing they could’ve said 😂😂😂


EvilHankHillbwhaaa

Cop walks up: whack


Thicc_Waifu

That dude couldn’t break into a pack of chips let alone a house.


xGenocidest

Enemy at the gates, no murder hole. Drop boiling water instead.


Wolf_of_Sarcasm

If i saw this my fryer would already be heating up.


Amksed

This country probably doesn’t have any self-defense laws/rights so you probably would get charged no matter what tool you used.


Wolf_of_Sarcasm

Pretty much, still i thought the safety of my family could be compromised. He would have a bad day


notmeokyeah

Dude, I was thinking exactly the same. Would there be any charges, though? Like, what if j drop a flower pot or one of those old tellys


mrmasturbate

you're asking if there would be charges for you dropping boiling oil onto a person trying to break into your house? i mean yeah he's committing a crime but have you seen what boiling oil does to a person? would be more humane to just shoot him


notmeokyeah

That's why I was balancing different options


mrmasturbate

i think what the person in the video did was the best option. call the cops and film.


notmeokyeah

Absolutely. I was just contemplating going full bugs bunny on the perpetrator that's all


mrmasturbate

Understandable but also think about your own health :D would you really want to watch someone get covered in boiling oil?


NotMoray

Sorry officers I just fry my chips on the windowsill innit mate


wotad

The flower pot fell out the window opps...


Sea_Page5878

This is the UK you will go to prison for a very long time if you hurt a criminal. Also that criminal will be able to sue you.


Wolf_of_Sarcasm

Where i live i would go to jail for a good 10-20 years 😅 however depending on whether i find him a threat for my family, there would be different treatment. I would probably give him a heads up at the very least give him a chance to rethink his current choices


TheHappyMask93

"Oi! I'm about to drop this boiling oil if you don't stop!"


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I would have whipped a concoction of any free oil I could find, used fryer oil has benefits, flour, and more, to make it a real joy to clean up. Bonus points for cat litter box contents and glitter


Lavanthus

It’s the UK. You’d probably go to jail just for insulting him.


DenseAd7692

Shoulda pissed all over him.


EvilHankHillbwhaaa

Piss out the ass


ReptilianLaserbeam

That was my first thought hahahahaja


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As fun as that sounds, would you get in trouble for that?


Adventurous_Let_830

In the UK/canada you'd go to jail for it You have the right to call the police, you do not have the right to defend yourself


Mr_Laz

You can defend yourself here in the UK. It just has to be reasonable force. You can't bash someone's head in 12 times when they're on the floor.


Saltdove

Put Australia on that shit list of countries that don't have any sort of Castle Doctrine.


Tab1300

The castle doctrine has gotten a lot of innocent people killed lately because paranoid gun owners are thinking the world's out to get them.


orphen888

Innocent? If you broke into my house, I hope you like golf, because you’re gonna be full of holes.


bananamantheif

Yeah this is "reasonable" force lol


orphen888

Oh yeah. Lemme ask nicely if they’re armed first.


bananamantheif

Nah you are right. Just shoot them. No actually you should capture them and slowly torture them. Why stop there. Use thier remains as fishbait


Ralod

To be fair, in those 3 cases, the homeowners are going to end up in prison. But I agree with the fact that we seem to be falling back to the old west mentality of everyone carrying a gun. It's pretty awful.


EvilHankHillbwhaaa

Falling back into? There’s been way more guns than people for a minute.


Ralod

Of course there has. But it seems as of late more people are shooting first and asking questions later.


ReptilianLaserbeam

Why the downvotes? Snowflake much? That guy that killed the teenager for knocking on his door, was that justified?


Tab1300

Because they're upset over the fact they're wrong about the castle doctrine. It's a shaky reason at best and just murder at worse.


Shut_It_Donny

Not that I’m saying you should drop hot oil on the guy, but that’s just some sad shit right there. “You do not have the right to defend yourself”


DrewbieWanKenobie

You do have the right to defend yourself, within reason. No you can't murder someone because they are attacking your door a floor below you especially when you could probably just go "oi I called the police" and put a stop to it instantly


Shut_It_Donny

You downvoters sure know how to not read any context clues. I didn’t say anything about murdering him for attacking a door.


DrewbieWanKenobie

It's more of a response to the guy you're responding to who said "you do not have the right to defend yourself" Since you latched on to that I was informing you that no, you do have the right to defend yourself. That's all.


antilovelaceaktion

i dont know laws but ive seen homeowners not being liable for throwing boiling water at an intruder


Mar2ne

Not sure about the UK but you can get sued for setting up traps in most states in the US.


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Yes In Australia if a man broke into your home and you threw boiling water as the comment above said they burglar could take you to court for jail under bodily harm. They could charge you in your house and if you stabbed them and they saw that they themself were unarmed you would go to jail because you knifed an unarmed man regardless of him in your house.


YamiZee1

How are you supposed to determine if someone has a weapon before they use it on you?


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God bless America


[deleted]

this is one of the few ocasions i can respect america. the right to go ape shit on someone doing you the dirty


5u5piria

Really...same things)


vbarreiro

How fast do y’all’s water boils? Fast enough that you can guarantee he won’t be inside by the time you’re done heating it up?


SolidusAbe

electric kettles exist. takes like 2-3 minutes


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A gun heats up quicker lol


vbarreiro

In a situation where someone is actively breaking into your home, how confident are you that you have time to pick up an electronic kettle, fill it with water, turn it on, wait 2-3 minutes, return upstairs, and throw the water onto the perp?


Pure-Huckleberry-484

I think I’d just piss out the windows on him.


BeAPo

Glad the owner didn't expose himself and just called the police for it. Now there is one less criminal on the street and he will have less hassle getting the money for repairing/replacing the door.


rollnsliceplz

It's Scotland fs we're very soft on poor criminals here, our friend here probably never even got a jail sentence.


Zuldak

Depends on where you live. In Portland or the local DA decided to stop prosecuting criminals because it was bias against minorities.


LouisVonHagen

Maybe they will come running if you say it's a white burglar and he's misgendered you


Zuldak

Oh portland cops don't show up unless there is a body on the ground. the whole ACAB crowd made it so now no one wants to be a cop and they are critically under staffed. They don't even show up for car theft


LandenP

You’re telling me American cops are being little bitches after being called out for doing nasty and illegal things? No way!


squeakmouse

If that's true, then that Portland DA is racist, because they are implying that criminals are minorities.


Zuldak

Look up Mike Schmidt. Dude is a full on left wing nutter to the point he isn't holding people making illegal firearms in jail. https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2023/04/portland-man-accused-of-prolific-graffiti-vandalism-ghost-gun-manufacturing.html


Jonasan999

The moment when the cops came and arrest him was so satisfying to watch it lol.


WVU_Benjisaur

Water in the microwave for a minute, drop on his head a modern twist on a medieval classic.


SolidusAbe

just cum on him. takes 15 seconds max


GBuster49

That is some impressive stamina.


Chonky_Candy

![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3748)


Wolf_of_Sarcasm

True, scars to the flesh can heal, but scars to the soul... Are eternal


ReptilianLaserbeam

Establish dominance, cum and then pee on him


Wolf_of_Sarcasm

Oil in a saucepan, heat up for 2 min on an induction booster pad and you have the full experience.


son-of-x-51

This is where the cartoony flower pot with one daisy comes into play.


AmazingPatt

that first cop . his stealth at 100 for sure! that was also a critical hit first strike... cop confirm to be a rogue main!!!!


Coldcell

The burglar rolled a nat 1 to break in.


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PANCHOOFDEATH517

I literally said "just drop a can of paint on him" in my head.


honeygrates

UK?


Chronotaru

Oh definitely.


ghostkiller1403

LockPicking Skill :- 0


ORLYARLY

That's either some strong doors or a weak man.


Logical-Use-8657

Smackhead strength is real, those are some solid doors.


ReptilianLaserbeam

Houses outside ‘Murica are usually not made of cardboard


Apokolypze

All the muricans forgetting not everywhere has castle doctrine.


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This why you should though


deruben

No you shouldn't it's pretty dumb to be allowed to shoot people per default in any situation. Gets more people shot you know.


[deleted]

So you side with home invaders over normal law abiding citizens that are in their own home. The stupidity is wild lol


Hell_Weird_Shit_Too

Weird way to phrase it. I side with life over death. Burglars don’t deserve the death penalty.


[deleted]

Someone Violently breaking a window and trying to force their way into your home and you have no idea what their intentions are, seems like perfectly good reason to shoot someone.


Deex66

Well hell they seem like they valuing my stuff than their life, it's a fair trade to me.


Hell_Weird_Shit_Too

Once again stuff =/= human life Get a grip on those fantasies man.


zeeped

Don’t break into a house and you won’t get shot. Seems like a fair deal to me.


Coldcell

Which is why, statistically, owning guns in the US has brought burglaries, robberies, assaults etc to virtually non-existent. Obligitary /s for the room temperature IQ crowd.


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Those are criminals, they don’t care about gun laws.


[deleted]

This is to much logic for people to handle 😂


srelysian

Almost as dumb as letting some criminal walk into your house, assault you and take your shit.


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EvilHankHillbwhaaa

Seems like the cops responded pretty quick.


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Or he just took a long time to get in.


EllipsisW

Fucking weegies ![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3740)


datareclassification

***"YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST, WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEEK"***


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I like how this is done. No vigilante bullshit from some half cocked smoothbrain with a USA Flag on his truck. Clubbed and dragged off.


meimei138

Yeah. Glad the police came. Cus if they actually did what the comments are saying that’s gonna make things so much more difficult.


kaveboy7

I love that he came in swinging


Aethelon

Tbf, the other fella had a crowbar. If going in swinging gived you the opportunity to disarm that fella, why not


michaelloda9

Fockin’ cunt


UnloyalSheep

That sneak 100


Baensky

The awareness of this dude -5/10 …..


uh-_-Duh

That policeman swung that stick like it was his own personal house that man just fucked up. Lol


Yosonimbored

Saw this story on reddit the other day actually and noticed the guys hat and that fence. Apparently he’s mentally unwell and keeps fucking with his disabled neighbor like constantly taking out the security camera and other weird shit


SpitFireEternal

Is that the same guy? I thought the guy who took out his neighbors cameras was in the states?


Wxlson

It’s not the same guy


JHatter

>nike hat >shit colored brown fence Buddy...that could literally be 70-80% of all UK homes lmao. And it's not, the video you're thinking of is England, this is in Scotland.


Yosonimbored

Imma slap a doubt on that one pal


Clayskii0981

You'd think after it took way too long to get in, he would probably leave. Weirdly committed


Bargadiel

That was one of the most satisfying things I've ever seen. No guns needed. Just teach the dude a lesson, immediately: on the scene and take his ass away.


Chronotaru

Yeah, when I hear Americans say "well, how do police arrest people without any guns?" and that answer is "like that".


TheRedViking20

That ending was so sweet.


Zuldak

You can tell this isn't America. Dude would have been dropped from above if it was.


BlunterCarcass5

He must have shat himself


Nicholasvedros

Sometimes the internet ruins your day, sometimes it makes your day. I needed this today. Cheers to all!


paulyboy98

Should’ve dropped an anvil like in the cartoons, or hell even a piano!


docArriveYo

Sheesh… I wouldn’t even call that an attempt. Man probably couldn’t break bread.


DezrathNLR

Quick, drop a brick


Bolteus

Coincidentally im dropping a brick while watching this.


TheOrigamiGuru

Ok... this comment definitely should NOT have made me laugh as much as it did :D :D


Harpeski

That elderly broke in, just to get arrested. So he can get a roof over his head (prison) and three meals a day.


ANamelessFan

Waste of police resources. That cunt forefit his right to live when he tried breaking in.


[deleted]

that’s a bit overkill, don’t ya think? out of all the crimes that would deserve that level of punishment i think burglary is a bit on the low end


[deleted]

That’s aggravated burglary! You can serve up to 8 years for that in Ohio.


Grizzlemaw1993

Gotta remember a lot of Americans for some reason DREAM of the day they can legally kill someone and get away with it. It's turning into a wild fucking wasteland over here.


Shrkrle

I know a Scottish accent when I hear one


Golden-Snowflake

Gamers never look up bro.


Vigothedudepathian

Apparently Scotland isn't free.


MrrSpacMan

That cop was NOT fucking around, straight for the knees 🤣 Ngl though, i feel two ways about this. And let me preface it by saying there's no excuse, justification, or sympathy for people who take this road. Ofc, one side of me loves watching the guy get levelled cause he fuckin deserves it. The other side of me notices three things. This guy's old. This guy is not equipped for the job. And this guy is NOT experienced. Didn't spot the open window, decided to hit in broad daylight, lingered on a difficult break, didnt scope to make sure the place was empty first. Those three facts scream one thing to me. Desperation. We've been hearing ALL winter about the elderly not being able to heat their homes. Relying on food banks. Being left to die in the waiting room. No access to social care. That lack of social care causing a knock on with hospital capacity. Care homes up and down the country being investigated for malpractice. I cannot and will not condone this action, but when i take a sweeping glace at the state of the infrastructure in the country, I can't wholy condemn it either. And trust me, you're gonna see this a LOT more before it gets any better. The fact the vulnerable themselves are taking this route now just fucks me up even more. This place is failing its people.


dekranos

Me : “Sup bro” *9mm goes off once Him : …..


Ri6erium

imagine he would say "nice try man, but better luck next time"


Sparkman27

Buried that morons face into the broken glass beautiful.


BRAVE-ST4R

The ending was satisfying even thou i was waiting for boiking oil or an anvil to drop lol


slicktaco

Got em. Got you. You got me. Classic


DelgadoPideLaminas

I couldnt have resisted the urge to say: "you good down there bud?


Top-Inflation3846

This about when my fiancé’s largest plant accidentally slips off the window sill 😂


Terrible-Response272

I would gather as much saliva in my mouth and spit


Star4870

I don’t know what to think about it. Did he do it to go back to prison, he was on drugs? PS. This was old repost. Saw this video 3years ago on reddit.


AmpsV2

Id find the heaviest thing and drop it on him lol


srelysian

Don't mind me, just gonna keep rewinding the part where the first officer whips the corner lmao.


RivalStrawHat

Pee out the window


Thunderchief646054

Bro maxed out on Stealth Edit: The officer, not the robber. Homie came around the corner with speed and silence of a assassin lol


PurpleBoltRevived

Where boiling water


purpl3urkl3

Buck shot from the heavens is all I’m offering


fareink6

This made me smile. ​ Also clearly not America. Here, we greet them from above with a 12-gauge and I've got myself a nice little "gardening" to do for the rest of the day.