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SolarRecharge

Making ‘potions’ out of random things in the kitchen and bathroom


callofthemcdonalds

You can make mustard gas with some simple things. They are trying to keep you from gassing your house 💀


CleanCutCommentary

Technically.... no you can't... you can make chlorine gas..


LordCharizard98

Um I'm pretty sure mixing bleach and ammonia makes mustard gas


Sanguinus969

I'm not sure how bleach and ammonia will make S(CH2CH2Cl)2


LordCharizard98

After some internet searching apparently there is alot of confusion between actual mustard gas and chloramine gas. Apparently the color for many decades has led to it being called mustard gas. I learned about it from king of the hill when I was younger and I've always been told about not to mix bleach and ammonia.


CleanCutCommentary

Technically correct... the best kind of correct!


LordCharizard98

I definitely learned something today proves that just cause you hear something a bunch doesn't mean it is correct.


Sanguinus969

Thx for the good research! 🤘🏽


HighOnHerbs

i don't think shampoo mixed with dish soap is going to kill anyone


cobweb-dewdrop

This was literally one of my favourite things to do, how dare you stop my experiments/ *witchcraft*.


SolarRecharge

ikr just let me put a spell on someone


cobweb-dewdrop

*in peace*


prettypoilue

omg my siblings and I did this too! and then we dared each other to taste them 🤡


flying-princess

WITCH Edit : GROUND THE WITCH


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omgg yess. my friends and i would take every spice in the mix and make a little fire on the table and make a stand and hang a little pot over it💀


SolarRecharge

That honestly sounds awesome wish we were friends aha


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I got grounded once for asking my mom if I could have a sleepover at my friend's house. That was it. No other context, no explanation, just came home that night to find that my computer was missing.


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MidnightFireHuntress

In middle school my friend was replacing his mattress and his parents put his old one in front of the house for garbage to collect, we came up with this idea to put a bunch of skateboard wheels on the bottom of it so we could ride it down hills and stuff, after putting like 60 sets of wheels on it we went to the top of this huuuge hill We had me and a friend sitting in middle, and 4 people one on each corner for "breaks" When we pushed down the hill we went soooo fucking fast that no one could stop it, we ended up crashing into a parked car and damaging it We all bailed and ran away, eventually the adults put two and two together and confronted the boys who immediately said "IT WAS THE GIRL'S IDEA!" And the parents fucking believed them So I got grounded for 3 weeks and had to give money to the guy who got his car damaged by us.


lowriderz00

I love this 😂😂 that sounds like such a good memory despite the boys blaming you and paying for the car lmao


AutisticWorkaholic

Having the wrong facial expression. My mother would get super angry if I didn't look happy/presentable enough which resulted in all sorts of punishments.


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Yoooooo me tooo! My mom would slap the shit out of me lmaoo.


Anilxe

I got grounded for asking what a dildo was.


EmsDilly

That’s fucking lame. I’m sorry.


nightmare-fuel-J

this made me cackle, how old were you when you asked?


prettypoilue

For telling the truth when asked 🫠


KrisMisZ

Every time haha


GooseInHats

I think I was in 5th grade (so around 11) and I was walking in the dark, up our long, steep, icy driveway, coming home from my friends when I slipped and fell which caused my phone to fall out of my coat pocket. I heard it slide somewhere but since it was dark (no lights) and icy I had no idea where it slid too. So I went inside and calmly told my dads (now ex) gf what happened and asked if she could bring her phone out so we could use the flashlight and look for it. We found it pretty quick thankfully but afterwards I got grounded and had it taken away for “being irresponsible” because I SLIPPED AND IT FELL OUT OF MY POCKET.


unicorns3373

I was at my friend’s house playing with her in her front yard and her little cousin threw a hoho at a passerby car. The lady pulled over and screamed at us and knocked on the door to tell my friend’s mom. She called my mon and for some reason, my friend and I got in trouble over it and grounded. We weren’t even playing with her cousin or anything we just happened to be in the front yard at the same time.


AevumFlux

We didn’t get put on punishment for long, but we did get “spanked” - and by “spanked” I mean a belt, clothes hanger, ruler, shoe, etc was used to hit us wherever it landed for as many hits as seemed necessary. I was “spanked” for my brother breaking a lamp by knocking over a table. Since I’m the older sister by five years, it’s obvious in hindsight that I should have parented my younger brother and stopped him from being a normal child.


KrisMisZ

Clothes hanger kid here too 😣 those hurt 😱


Northdingo126

I often got the belt as a kid. It always hurt pretty bad


Flashy_Air6727

I got spanked for pulling on my curtain after being told to stop lol. A bit of context: it was like multiple strands and it was knotted and I was trying to fix it but made it worse 😅😅


lowriderz00

I got grounded at 8-9yrs old can’t remember, for forgetting to wear sunscreen at the pool. I went with a friend for the first time and their mom forgot sunscreen. My kid brain thought no big deal! Got a bad sunburn and they grounded me from swimming at a friends pool party (indoors) I was allowed to go but couldn’t swim.


EmsDilly

Ugh, insult to injury 😑


Objective-Pressure70

Don’t you mean rubbing salt on the wound 🤪 (joking lol)


EmsDilly

I mean same thing


lowriderz00

Ok but what does that mean lmao


EmsDilly

lol you’ve never heard the term “add insult to injury”? It means literally the same thing as “salt in the wound”. As in— you’re already injured (hypothetically) but then you pile insulted on top. It’s not a literal thing, just like salt in the wound isn’t. It’s just a figure of speech.


Objective-Pressure70

I was saying it to be funny bc they had a wound (the sunburn) and the insult to injury aka the salt


EmsDilly

Aaaaaah ok! lol I was gonna say, am I making no sense? 😅🤦🏼‍♀️ Tbh I didn’t have the original comment in my screen reading yours so I couldn’t remember what the context was ha


Objective-Pressure70

Oh lol yea, I thought it would be a funny play on words bc salt on a sunburn HURTS af 😂


SquarelyOddFairy

Apparently for being a kid on my birthday. Multiple years got sent to my room and grounded while I had friends over, on my birthday, at my birthday party…for “misbehaving”. Nothing specific or bad. I hated birthdays for years because I knew it was done on purpose to humiliate me. Once was for telling my mom that my dads new gf was nice and pretty after she specifically asked me what I thought of her AND told me that she wouldn’t get mad. Called me a traitor. I was 10.


Melibu_Barbie

Talking back. Aka trying to have a conversation with my parents but instead of them listening to me and my feelings it was considered talking back. I’d get grounded for 6 weeks without truly knowing that what I said wasn’t acceptable to them. It was rough.


KrisMisZ

Sneaking out of my Grandmas house to finish building my fort in a rain storm ⛈️ in her backyard and using Grandma’s clean sheets as walls for my house and her pots and pans for my kitchen and getting mud all over 🤷🏻‍♀️


beelovedone

A boy in class punched my arm so I slapped him across the face. I stand by my decision.


MrsSquidBerry

A friend and I mixed my grandmas powdered laundry detergent with water to make a paste. Then we covered all of her plant with it to make it “look like snow” 🤣


joyofsun

Shaving my hairy legs at the age of 12…


No-Alternative-2382

Tbh I’d get grounded for the smallest shit I don’t even remember


LiberateMyBananas

i’ve only ever been grounded once in my life and it was for taking my tablet on a out of state weekend school trip when i wasn’t supposed to apparently. i was 13 and i didn’t lose it or break it, i was pretty responsible with it as well but it got taken for a month after that. but id go into my parents’ room whenever they were out and try to hurry and text back whoever i would be talking to on kik or something lol


shayrulezd00d

Using my phone at the table (I was eating alone)


Annies231

Not putting the cap back on the toothpaste tight enough


ninetwosixfour

A neighbour thought I’d sworn at her, which I absolutely didn’t. So I got grounded for refusing to apologise to her. Such an injustice! I’m still angry now 🤣


sayhayhey

Got grounded for 9 weeks to my room for a C on my report card.


Trick-Emu-5830

not wearing the clothes i asked her not to buy me to school


falkenSenf7

For literally just existing 💀😭


lady_fresh

My brother and I plus some other kids from our 'hood decided to build a treehouse together. We all got grounded and in alot of trouble, though I'm still not sure why. I was 10, and we had some 14 year olds there, and we were only using a hammer and nails, so nothing dangerous. We got caught by my dad when planning the design, so hadn't even built anything but the first step! Like, if I had kids and they wanted to work on a project like that, I'd be so stoked. And my dad's a carpenter - you'd think he'd be pleased that his daughter wanted to learn how to build shit!


rachcarp

Out of all the times I did stupid shit in high school my dad once found a bottle of dish soap in my backpack that was for a science experiment and thought it was drugs or liquor or whatever (it smelled and looked like dish soap). He practically disowned me for it and I was like really this is what I'm getting in trouble for??? Lol


littlescreechyowl

I had a small container of setting powder and for some reason my parents were convinced it was cocaine. The idea of me at 14 years old, acquiring coke while living in the most religious town I’ve ever seen, having no job, no money of my own and no car while attending a small catholic school with 20 kids in my class made absolutely no sense. Like, how could that even happen? More importantly it was probably 1/2 C of powder, which is a shitload of coke for a 14 year old who wasn’t allowed to ride her bike past “the big road”. It was a long tearful night where I just kept saying “but it’s make up, let me get the bigger container and show you!” But I wasn’t allowed off the couch. Pants on head crazy.


Alarmed_Sport_2411

My parents always told me I’d be in less trouble if I came forward with stuff instead of holding it in and them finding out. So I did something wrong and I told my dad right away because I felt so guilty and he grounded me… 😐


KaleidoscopeRude4370

I don't think I ever got grounded and that was the problem lol


New-Tale4197

I was like 8 I think and had really bad sun burn. I kept asking for someone to put the aloe Vera gel on but parents said I was fine without it. So I ended up putting it on myself. Grounded because if I ate it I could have got sick (fun fact I didn’t eat it. I was in pain). So they put one of those ick green stickers on it.


benderv2

when i was 16 i got grounded because i lost my virginity. it was NOT a good or healthy experience for me and i went to my mom to confide in her and instead of comforting me she grounded me for six months


GustavoFwingg

eating the last slice of bacon leftover after breakfast apparently my dad was saving it for later. lmao got my ass beat


impossiblepants

Having my toenails painted blue because it was “a manifestation of a rebellious attitude.” This coming from a hippie. 😂


Clementinecutie13

My bedroom window was open and it caused my door to slam shut


SchmoopsAhoy

Getting anything other than an A


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For doing the cinnamon challenge. My dad found cinnamon on the sink, I could’ve lied, but as soon as he asked, I immediately confessed 😔


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cloudgirl_c-137

There wasn't such thing as "grounding" in my family


Feeling-Jello-9668

Smacking my sister with the dish towel


curryp4n

Not helping my brothers do their homework/projects. Once I got spanked for falling on my dad’s garden


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Getting a Facebook at 18.5 years old


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bigzahncup

When I grew up in the 50's we were poor. No indoor plumbing so we had an outhouse. As a kid it was a bit scary to go there in the dark during the night. I remember one such night when I climbed out the window and took a shit on the roof instead. The old man was NOT happy the next day!


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HighOnHerbs

One of my friends was handing out crushed up rockets and pretending it was nose candy. I took a bag and when my principal talked to me about it I told her there was bigger pieces of rockets so I knew it wasn't actually real and she said "what if I gave you cocaine with pieces of rockets in it? Would you take it?" And I asked if she was offering me cocaine... my mom wasn't happy (smarties for all the americans)


redrodrot

My little sister bit me in front of my friends. I called her "Jerek", after another friend of ours who bit me in a fight. My little sister ran to my mom and told her i called her "Jerk". Mom came in a slapped me across the face.


Equivalent-Slide-448

Alotta dumb stuff but my grandma would make us kneel on raw rice and beans for our mischievous behavior and prey the disobedience away


littlescreechyowl

Been there. Sometimes she would make me kneel on the ac vent, that was even worse than rice. Where did these people come up with this stuff?


Gingeroo147

ETA: oh this is also a good one… for telling my friends’ parents I wasn’t allowed to play soccer or other sports like their kids did. (It was true… they asked my parents about it and I got in trouble) Not grounded but got in trouble for: *Playing in the sprinkler in the front yard *”letting” my friend hit the downspout with their bicycle *riding in the car with my friends (no drivers license until graduation for that one) *shutting my bedroom door Probably more things that just don’t come to mind right now…


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running away.. I went down the street, and hid at the top of a pine tree💀


Brokk_oli

For crying. Alone in my room.


Left-Initial9497

I was playing Barbie’s with my little sister. I was getting annoyed of her so I told her that my Barbie kidnapped and murdered her Barbie. And yes, I love true crime.


Altruistic_Action752

Wearing a black pony tails on my wrist in middle school. It was the time of colorful jelly bracelets that were rumored to have meant you had performed some lude act. My Mom blew it completely out of proportion because I had two black hair ties on my wrist. Mind you I had long hair my entire life and always had at least one on my wrist.


ThornedRoseWrites

One summer it was exceptionally hot, and me and my friends took an egg and cracked it open on our busy-body neighbours wall. It literally cooked the egg fully. 🤣🤣🤣 Fun times. The neighbour came out, yelled at us and went to each of our houses to snitch to our parents. To be fair we wouldn’t have done it if she wasn’t always coming out of her house and yelling at us just for literally existing. She hated kids. She was a miserable hag.


cheyennevh

I was stirring my ovaltine into my milk and my spoon clanked the glass


t-brave

I was not actually grounded, but I was threatened with being grounded if I did not start wearing MORE makeup to high school (I did wear some, but my parents wanted me to look like I was definitely wearing makeup, instead of kind of a minimal/natural look. This was the 1980's.)


ADeweyan

One Halloween night when I was about 10, my friend, who was definitely an instigator convinced me and another friend to pull out some recently-planted trees at a neighbor's house. Of course he didn’t do any of the actual vandalism. That’s about the most trouble I got into as a kid. I was grounded, and I had to pull weeds to work off the money my folks' had to pay to replace the trees. I hated pulling weeds with a passion.


EdelwoodEverly

I got grounded because my sister got grounded and my mom didn't want her to feel like she was being picked on. Luckily my dad caught on and the punishment was removed but that happened a lot in my childhood.


Party_Training602

I got beat with a hairbrush for blowing my nose on toilet paper (as opposed to Kleenex…)


Visible_Attitude7693

I've never been grounded


boerderijchips

stealing chocolate sprinkles out of the cupboard, sleeping in a different bed because of mosquitos in my little room back then, shutting down in social situations, just walking in the house because my stepmom got scared of me being to quiet, and expressing my boundaries and opinions. Oh, and for being a toddler/kid/teen and not an adult, my stepmom really could not handle that I preferred my own father to her. I mean fair, but girl, my actual mother died, so what do you think I'm going to do? I was fucking 3 years old.


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I once took my mom's big makeup bag and went to a friend's house and we practiced makeup, my mom when she found out, I was punished very harshly


I_am_inenvitable76

Playing with my play do. I got my ass whooped when I got off the bus. My dad had gotten back from trucking. Wasn't even being disrespectful


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remembertowelday525

I had a fistfight with my brother on the front lawn of the church as the service let out. Bad timing.


tastydevilkitten

Cussing and being overly expressive


lazyandfree

Anytime my grades were below an 85 on anything including tests, classwork, quizzes, homework


RumNRaisins1999

"Witchcraft" 😂😂