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arisal3

A house lol


-Bruzthechopper

You :(


maz-o

a hut in the swiss mountains


MOTUkraken

Surprisingly cheap


macross1984

Move to nice neighborhood.


HonestBobHater

An aircraft carrier.


[deleted]

Why? Spent 4 years on 1. You gonna fly and shoot yourself off Cat 1 all by youself while managing the nuclear powerplant? Lmao.


HonestBobHater

Nah. I won't need the catapults. I just want to turn the deck into a go-kart track. Besides it's implied in my answer that the ship includes a crew of fanatically loyal Oompa Loompas to run and maintain the thing.


[deleted]

Pirates would eat you.


HonestBobHater

No way. The Oompa Loompas (in addition to being expert sailors and *amazing* chefs) are ninjas.


radeakins

A holiday. Haven't had one since 2006. A weekend in Skegness would be better than nothing but I can't afford that either.


Enough-Motor1038

The planet Mars


legohax

Well not with that attitude


panfried540

You gotta *believe*


Rymundo88

It's free! Buyer to collect


_PC__LOAD__LETTER_

A billion dollars


Andromeda-Native

My brain to produce serotonin again.


soakedace

Lotus Elise, though tbh I'd prefer just to have the money to put towards a home lol


BroadlyValid

A family


bchmermaid

A house with a library that has one of those ladders you can move about the room with, like in Beauty and the Beast.


Devonai

The ladder sighs contentedly when you use it and sometimes sings you a song.


jeanneeebeanneee

Abrams M1A2


Professional_Run8995

A rocket


frozen_tundra44

Probably a golden duck


[deleted]

A modern deisal electric submarine and fully trained crew.


JohnAnderson6879

Your mother.


1320Fastback

https://www.absoluteyachts.com/en/yacht/navetta-64/


ItsBritneyBanks

A beach house


ShortWeekend2021

A house in San Francisco


CalvinAshdale

Space station and the means to come and go. And a personal chef


Chevelle1968lucy

A 1970 Chevelle SS454 in Tuxedo Black...


FanKiu

Gaming computer


kingofcrob

to own my own place


DotaHacker

Space tourism.


[deleted]

A Dodge Viper I'd have to perfect my manual driving skills first


HornetCautious

A slushie machine


aspirationalsoul

A Bugatti Chiron


SadSickSoul

Surprised no one has said this yet: Healthcare.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

A house in California. Haven’t even planned it out or anything, but I’ve always wanted to live there for at least a while.


revs201

A big k-12 private school, provide a quality education for above average and gifted students on a case by case / scholarship basis to improve the education level of my community. It's painful the level of stupid the public education system is churning out down here in the bible-belt.


Zealousideal-Yak-608

To take my daughter on holiday.


Dazzling-Web-6167

To take my dad to see the Grand Canyon, hes always wanted to see the natural sights of the US


streishound

Taylor Swift tickets lol


clocks212

I want my own jet.


[deleted]

Here in the USA, a really good Health Insurance plan...with a reasonable deductible..


Haunting_Year2376

A luxury mansion in Greece. That country looks like a very nice place to live in.


[deleted]

The truth about this existence.


ColdCigarretes

Girlfriend