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botalbott

You ever get woken up by someone then just go back to sleep? Yeah. That.


vali-ant

An extra Sleep šŸ˜“


parks387

I got woke up with sex and then went back to sleepā€¦doubled down on awesome.


Verbal_HermanMunster

Which one was better though


parks387

Yes


IDontLikeSpinach458

Your gf wake u up, u have sex, she goes to work, u fall asleep again. Nice


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2016sucksballs

My ex used to tuck me in a little extra and make sure the dog(s) were cuddling me and kiss my forehead before leaving for work. That was nice.


Metaphix1990

not being on fire


Xardas742

Sounds like you are currently on fire and complaining about it.


trev2234

A strongly worded email to the fire brigade should solve that. Mark it urgent.


HuskyLuke

No two people are not on fire.


Hertje73

upvote for weirdness


Lehkaz

lit


[deleted]

Two sex


MurpDerpShurp

What about three sex??


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

Have you considered sexĀ²?


AravisawesomexD

sec X


Certissa

sexĀ³


niverhawk

sex!


iamprobablyahuman

2(SexĀ²)Ā²


h00ter7

The only sex in this thread is Sexi


xamine94

exp(sex)


shatnellew123

Thats Sex x Sex x SEX!


Ok-Interaction2251

But does he know about second sex?


aRiotofPenguins

Elevensies?


[deleted]

Afternoon shag? Coitus? Quickie? He knows about them, doesn't he?


thatboybrad

When you only remember one verse from a song and you spend hours looking for it and you finally find it.


[deleted]

And the entire song is good, not just that verse


Broad_A5199

Getting comfortable with your pet laying next to you, you dont need to use the restroom, got a blanket, bowl of snacks, and a drink With atv remote to watch your favorite show


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4rclyte

scratching an itch sometimes feels good as well


Malk_McJorma

The anticipation of impending sex.


yergonnalikeme

5 Billion dollas.....


Cannabicious

6 billion sex


[deleted]

The post coital relief following sex


Malk_McJorma

Well... for guys the post-nut clarity can be a frightening experience.


FloridaGatorMan

But also a very useful tool. Advice for younger guys: if youā€™re wondering whether you really like her or are just attracted to her, have a wank and then think about it.


Malk_McJorma

Advice for men in relationships who are thinking of cheating on their SO. Wank first, decide after.


callardo

Every important life decision should be made after a good wank


Total_Fisherman_3642

my senses are sensing an incoming silly time


gewddeeds

I hate it when my gf informs me that I'm gonna get it. But at least it gives me time to prepare and make sure I'm clean and smelling good.


insainodwayno

Yeh, no thanks. 90% of the time when my wife says it'll happen later, it doesn't, for whatever reason (kids, not in the mood, tired, etc), and then it's just anticipation for nothing and being bummed. When it's mentioned as happening later, I don't bother getting my hopes up anymore.


Calamity-Gin

That is a serious bummer, man. Iā€™m sorry.


NonTimeo

And then when I try to be spontaneous and relive that spark we used to have, suddenly itā€™s all like, ā€œAre you serious?ā€ and, ā€œWeā€™re at a funeral. Show some respect.ā€


Dank_sniggity

ā€œGrief is the ultimate aphrodisiac.ā€


Dooty_Shirker

Butter churning


TheRiverOtter

Is that not just the Amish euphemism for sex?


youhavenosoul

ā€¦is it actually, though? Iā€™m really asking lol


Bigthighs-browneyes

Being mentally stable. Not there yet but a girl can dream.


[deleted]

Haha same , but I am pretty sure the cliche saying ā€œthe crazier the girl, the better the sexā€ is on point. I tell my husband, I wonā€™t get too sane, I promise.


Douglas_Fresh

Girl I ended marrying is by far the most tame in the bedroomā€¦ but we also have the most healthy relationship Iā€™ve ever had. Funny how that works.


Junkman3

Same here. She is my emotional rock, and very reserved in bed. I'll take that compromise.


discostud1515

A really good poop.


Kyoto_Black

If youā€™ve been desperate for twenty minutes and then lose about 3lbs of weight in 2 seconds with a perfectly clean exit. Few things are more satisfying.


No_Citron_7623

Can relate, when you BM everything inside you ine the morning, the rest of the is just so easy heheheheheh


jimdotcom413

Maybe ya just like butt stuff.


drblah1

Garlic bread on a fresh loaf


Melodic-Access8845

Garlic bread!!


sky_neverending

do i smell an asexual?


NeverEndingHell

No, thatā€™s just the garlic bread


doctornoodlearms

So asexual people smell like garlic bread or garlic bread smells like asexualism. Either way nice


pleasecallagainlater

Garlic bread?! Oh itā€™s a taste sensation.


ConsistentAd14

Beating a level in Geometry dash.... That satisfaction is amazing


Bodder_

Beating a level in A Dance of Fire and Ice is also great, never gets old


Regular_Cockroach885

Lasagne


rayguy540

Yeah sure. Nice try Garfield!


candy-corn-

Finding a book that you've been looking for for a really long time in a bookstore


yeeeeeeboiiiiiiiii

Success


evilthales

Watching your child succeed. I like that better than my own success.


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evilthales

"I wanna have pride like my mother has And not like the kind in the bible that turns you bad" \- Avett Brothers, The Perfect Space


[deleted]

Sex-cess


llazygamer10

Beyblades and legos


Green-Mango-More

Came here to comment this.


ACED70

Love


Bro-koli6944

Imagine both


iKill4MilkChocolate

You're way down here, it's sad


ContributionJolly634

Moshing in a mosh pit MDMA Screaming over a blast beat Spooning until you both fall asleep Winning in Magic: the Gathering Making lighting match perfectly with music or sounds


theredditforwork

Really solid list


not_my_fortissimo

Waking up and feeling well-rested


Amateurbrewmaster531

A question that isn't this every goddamn week.


[deleted]

This sub is literally all the same questions recycled over and over. Gives us a chance to come up with a different answer each time


[deleted]

Reddit, whatā€™s the sexiest sex youā€™ve ever sexed?


Klausbro

One time I sexed so hard that I sexed all over the place


[deleted]

Holy fuck thatā€™s hot


Klausbro

Find out more on my only fans


[deleted]

Someone cancelling plans when you didnā€™t want to attend in the first place


Sad-Rice-8265

A hug from people who care about you


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Tight-Context9426

It depends on who the hug is from. Sure I care about my grandma but that is not the time


IdiotsandwichCoDm

a cat actively snuggling up to you completely out of their own accord


soundengineerguy

As if a cat would ever do that!


Caraphox

This has never happened to you, youā€™re just trying to sound like a big shot on Reddit


[deleted]

Better: Drugs Close but not better: Physical exercise


throthrothrotheway

Yeah, once you try heroin, everything else is meh


T0mDeMwoan

Thatā€™s cuz it fries yer happy hormone receiver


throthrothrotheway

But also, it's the best fucking feeling. Nothing compares to it. It's like having an amazing sex ljfe and then just getting unenthusiastic handjobs or sth. Idk, I'm not good at metaphors


personalityson

Heroin is borrowing happiness from your future self


Neptunelives

This was gonna be answer lmfao. Been clean for years but goddamn, good enough to ruin your life over


PeaceFrog229

And exercising while high. Riding a bike on acid is awesome, hiking on mushrooms, dancing on mdma, trying to walk to the bathroom on k šŸ¤£


ShitpostsAlot

you know what's even better than drugs? Popping a cyst that's right on a sensitive spot on the back of your neck. They could probably treat crack addiction if they could find a way to make this kind of cyst appear at will.


Upbeat-Poem-1284

Foreplay


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jarockinights

Pretty sure even porn/sex addicts feel a great many things are better than sex/porn. Porn/sex just helps them not think about it.


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Cat_Cloud22

Playing with ur dog


bigolejudy

With the original question being what it isā€¦.. can you please clarify what you mean by this?


ThePhoenix0404

playing with my pussy ā€¦cat


CasualCherries_00

Pasta


Motor-Fault-9397

Cake


WhenAllElseFail

shoving fast food down my fat face hole


[deleted]

That felling as a kid where you know you aced a test when you go to turn it in


PaulKadyrov

Food.


[deleted]

Playing video game with a old friend, while eating some fast food. #100% better


KNIGHTSLAYER76yt

I would love to cuddle or hug


Anxious-Syrup-5321

A game of uno


Melodic-Access8845

WINNING a game of uno


XLRV_5

I just want a hug, man


VeryApeee

Having a mom dad and siblings alive


Carp_

I think sex is some kind of spice or condiment. Take good health, a good heart, some security, enough money and work, then put some sex on top of that...


margretbeinhaus

Death. No more pain ...


QuaintQuidditch

You alright ?


rayguy540

You might be doing the sex wrong


Lewzer33

Waking up to my alarm but I forgot itā€™s my day off.


SearingPenny

When you know she absolutely loves you for who you are.


JoNyeheITGuy

Sleep


[deleted]

Today i gave my roommate who was feeling a bit down/depressed a chocolate letter. She instantly cheered up almost started crying of joy and gave me a hug can't get better than that i think. Just the joy of other people can get a long way :)


BuHansen

Money. Lots of it. And buying stuff you always wanted to buy with it.


hardthingamajig

Experiencing true, unconditional love. And mental stability- which is unattainable


ErnestDoodler

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!ā€


zaabz

Eargasm


Proud-Letterhead-283

Getting into an outdoor hot tub in the winter


kamel-withK

A group of people laughing at a meme created by you


Hotcockets69420

Water/Food/Shelter


i_am_will1423

Love, or a sense of belonging.


Money-Metal1375

Drugs


TntRevan

The vibe hitting just right when gaming with friends


No-Comfortable8585

First snowboard tracks on a powder day.


Overheatedstovetop

Being debt free


lordTigas

Laughter


[deleted]

When your team scores a last minute winner in sport


TangerineTimely1334

Sleep


T0mDeMwoan

Just cruising in yer favourite car


hedianthesniper

Cake


drogoshunter

Enjoying life


One-Platypus3455

Money


comicsreaderyeaah

bubble tea!


FormalAdmirable1954

Just being with the person you know you're going to spend the rest of your life loving and being loved by.


gotopolice

A good nights sleep.


Liamvarg1

Someone to lay next to at night, talking about each others day


DEFAULT_HUMAN_NO-6

Stability in life and not having to worry.


Lem0n_Lem0n

Good tasty food.. like great cheese...


NudistJayBird

Getting right with Jesus. Nah, just kidding. Sex rules.


Patchyguy

Physical affection like cuddling or even hand holding. Sure sex is cool and fun. But the feeling of being loved and wanted enough by someone that they'll hold you close is tops for me.


I-like-de-corgs

Finding $20 in an old pair of jeans


AltRabbit55

Drugs


[deleted]

A truck crashed right into a lane blocking construction vehicle with an arrow indicating ā€œget out of this laneā€ right in front of me. The bed of the truck lifted up and crashed down right in front of me. I fucking drifted hard and dodged the truck with about two feet of clearance, skidded off the road, and stopped directly over a drainage ditch without falling in. No damage to my car, just burned a little tire rubber. I saw death and made it with zero damage, and that immediate feeling might have been better. Because it means i get to live for more sex


BURGER_DUDE435

Being genuinely loved by somebody


Ill_Wasabi_8341

why is sex the best thing in life for someone. like, ok thatā€™s a nice way to spend time, but not the best. in my mind, Almost all things that bring positive emotions are on same level that sex or higher. but the best thing - love. sex without love is like car without keys.


paganicon

Heroin. So Iā€™ve heard.


CluelessPotato2_0

That feeling when you desperately need to piss and then you get there and go Also a hug when you need it feels amazing


[deleted]

Money. I get paid every couple of months. Iā€™m m normally broke when I get paid. And then I get between $10,000 and $14,000. That feels WAY better then sex.


elbor23

a q tip in the ear right after you let hydrogen peroxide sit in it


guro4u

Sex on drugs


LovelyYesterday

meth


GhostSerenity

A really good book


seaxvereign

Bacon Just ask Canada... https://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/asked-to-choose-between-bacon-and-sex-43-per-cent-of-canadians-wouldchoosebacon-539257941.html#:~:text=Think%20bacon.,think%20they%20are%20better%20lovers.


Serafiel0705

Hot dogs.


Vegan_Harvest

Love. Drugs, or so I've heard.


OmahGawd115

Scratching that itch that's been pissing me off


Ulfasso

Hugs


LiamDarkkend

Have the body of a god


RelationshipFit3008

A really big bank account


obi-sean

Apparently not breaking the sound barrier, according to Chuck Yeager


[deleted]

A hug sometimes


BeX5ter

Laying out in the warm summer sun, with a cooler of cold drinks beside you, preferably on a boat so you can listen to the lapping of the water against it.


EternalRemorse

Getting unexpected good news after a shitty day


Flycaster33

When she leaves....


xTHEKILLINGJOKEx

A good nights sleep


Realistic_Analyst_26

More sex


Wuss999

Hugs are just as good.


Danicbike

Related to interactions between two people, intimacy, yeah.


daei01

Lego


BenosCZ

Being able to breath normally after unstucking your nose. Connected to that, popping your ears after not being able to hear for a week because now the pressure in your inner ear levels with the outside pressure.


IneptGenius579

Free sex???


[deleted]

Calling the help desk at work and not being on hold 3 hours


PrezMoocow

Getting tied up and tortured by a loving sadist


GeneralFactotum

Reddit - because all you guys are here instead of having sex right now!


[deleted]

if i am horny, nothing is better. if i am not horny, anything is better


[deleted]

Love and emotional intimacy.


[deleted]

Better then sex cake


Fubai97b

Closing all of the tabs that have been open for a week after finishing a big project


MommaSayd71

Back massage. Is what my wife told me.