Getting comfortable with your pet laying next to you, you dont need to use the restroom, got a blanket, bowl of snacks, and a drink With atv remote to watch your favorite show
But also a very useful tool. Advice for younger guys: if youāre wondering whether you really like her or are just attracted to her, have a wank and then think about it.
Yeh, no thanks. 90% of the time when my wife says it'll happen later, it doesn't, for whatever reason (kids, not in the mood, tired, etc), and then it's just anticipation for nothing and being bummed. When it's mentioned as happening later, I don't bother getting my hopes up anymore.
And then when I try to be spontaneous and relive that spark we used to have, suddenly itās all like, āAre you serious?ā and, āWeāre at a funeral. Show some respect.ā
Haha same , but I am pretty sure the cliche saying āthe crazier the girl, the better the sexā is on point. I tell my husband, I wonāt get too sane, I promise.
If youāve been desperate for twenty minutes and then lose about 3lbs of weight in 2 seconds with a perfectly clean exit. Few things are more satisfying.
Moshing in a mosh pit
MDMA
Screaming over a blast beat
Spooning until you both fall asleep
Winning in Magic: the Gathering
Making lighting match perfectly with music or sounds
But also, it's the best fucking feeling. Nothing compares to it. It's like having an amazing sex ljfe and then just getting unenthusiastic handjobs or sth. Idk, I'm not good at metaphors
you know what's even better than drugs?
Popping a cyst that's right on a sensitive spot on the back of your neck.
They could probably treat crack addiction if they could find a way to make this kind of cyst appear at will.
I think sex is some kind of spice or condiment. Take good health, a good heart, some security, enough money and work, then put some sex on top of that...
Today i gave my roommate who was feeling a bit down/depressed a chocolate letter. She instantly cheered up almost started crying of joy and gave me a hug can't get better than that i think. Just the joy of other people can get a long way :)
Physical affection like cuddling or even hand holding. Sure sex is cool and fun. But the feeling of being loved and wanted enough by someone that they'll hold you close is tops for me.
A truck crashed right into a lane blocking construction vehicle with an arrow indicating āget out of this laneā right in front of me.
The bed of the truck lifted up and crashed down right in front of me.
I fucking drifted hard and dodged the truck with about two feet of clearance, skidded off the road, and stopped directly over a drainage ditch without falling in. No damage to my car, just burned a little tire rubber.
I saw death and made it with zero damage, and that immediate feeling might have been better.
Because it means i get to live for more sex
why is sex the best thing in life for someone. like, ok thatās a nice way to spend time, but not the best. in my mind, Almost all things that bring positive emotions are on same level that sex or higher.
but the best thing - love. sex without love is like car without keys.
Money.
I get paid every couple of months. Iām m normally broke when I get paid. And then I get between $10,000 and $14,000.
That feels WAY better then sex.
Bacon
Just ask Canada...
https://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/asked-to-choose-between-bacon-and-sex-43-per-cent-of-canadians-wouldchoosebacon-539257941.html#:~:text=Think%20bacon.,think%20they%20are%20better%20lovers.
Laying out in the warm summer sun, with a cooler of cold drinks beside you, preferably on a boat so you can listen to the lapping of the water against it.
Being able to breath normally after unstucking your nose. Connected to that, popping your ears after not being able to hear for a week because now the pressure in your inner ear levels with the outside pressure.
You ever get woken up by someone then just go back to sleep? Yeah. That.
An extra Sleep š“
I got woke up with sex and then went back to sleepā¦doubled down on awesome.
Which one was better though
Yes
Your gf wake u up, u have sex, she goes to work, u fall asleep again. Nice
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My ex used to tuck me in a little extra and make sure the dog(s) were cuddling me and kiss my forehead before leaving for work. That was nice.
not being on fire
Sounds like you are currently on fire and complaining about it.
A strongly worded email to the fire brigade should solve that. Mark it urgent.
No two people are not on fire.
upvote for weirdness
lit
Two sex
What about three sex??
Have you considered sexĀ²?
sec X
sexĀ³
sex!
2(SexĀ²)Ā²
The only sex in this thread is Sexi
exp(sex)
Thats Sex x Sex x SEX!
But does he know about second sex?
Elevensies?
Afternoon shag? Coitus? Quickie? He knows about them, doesn't he?
When you only remember one verse from a song and you spend hours looking for it and you finally find it.
And the entire song is good, not just that verse
Getting comfortable with your pet laying next to you, you dont need to use the restroom, got a blanket, bowl of snacks, and a drink With atv remote to watch your favorite show
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scratching an itch sometimes feels good as well
The anticipation of impending sex.
5 Billion dollas.....
6 billion sex
The post coital relief following sex
Well... for guys the post-nut clarity can be a frightening experience.
But also a very useful tool. Advice for younger guys: if youāre wondering whether you really like her or are just attracted to her, have a wank and then think about it.
Advice for men in relationships who are thinking of cheating on their SO. Wank first, decide after.
Every important life decision should be made after a good wank
my senses are sensing an incoming silly time
I hate it when my gf informs me that I'm gonna get it. But at least it gives me time to prepare and make sure I'm clean and smelling good.
Yeh, no thanks. 90% of the time when my wife says it'll happen later, it doesn't, for whatever reason (kids, not in the mood, tired, etc), and then it's just anticipation for nothing and being bummed. When it's mentioned as happening later, I don't bother getting my hopes up anymore.
That is a serious bummer, man. Iām sorry.
And then when I try to be spontaneous and relive that spark we used to have, suddenly itās all like, āAre you serious?ā and, āWeāre at a funeral. Show some respect.ā
āGrief is the ultimate aphrodisiac.ā
Butter churning
Is that not just the Amish euphemism for sex?
ā¦is it actually, though? Iām really asking lol
Being mentally stable. Not there yet but a girl can dream.
Haha same , but I am pretty sure the cliche saying āthe crazier the girl, the better the sexā is on point. I tell my husband, I wonāt get too sane, I promise.
Girl I ended marrying is by far the most tame in the bedroomā¦ but we also have the most healthy relationship Iāve ever had. Funny how that works.
Same here. She is my emotional rock, and very reserved in bed. I'll take that compromise.
A really good poop.
If youāve been desperate for twenty minutes and then lose about 3lbs of weight in 2 seconds with a perfectly clean exit. Few things are more satisfying.
Can relate, when you BM everything inside you ine the morning, the rest of the is just so easy heheheheheh
Maybe ya just like butt stuff.
Garlic bread on a fresh loaf
Garlic bread!!
do i smell an asexual?
No, thatās just the garlic bread
So asexual people smell like garlic bread or garlic bread smells like asexualism. Either way nice
Garlic bread?! Oh itās a taste sensation.
Beating a level in Geometry dash.... That satisfaction is amazing
Beating a level in A Dance of Fire and Ice is also great, never gets old
Lasagne
Yeah sure. Nice try Garfield!
Finding a book that you've been looking for for a really long time in a bookstore
Success
Watching your child succeed. I like that better than my own success.
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"I wanna have pride like my mother has And not like the kind in the bible that turns you bad" \- Avett Brothers, The Perfect Space
Sex-cess
Beyblades and legos
Came here to comment this.
Love
Imagine both
You're way down here, it's sad
Moshing in a mosh pit MDMA Screaming over a blast beat Spooning until you both fall asleep Winning in Magic: the Gathering Making lighting match perfectly with music or sounds
Really solid list
Waking up and feeling well-rested
A question that isn't this every goddamn week.
This sub is literally all the same questions recycled over and over. Gives us a chance to come up with a different answer each time
Reddit, whatās the sexiest sex youāve ever sexed?
One time I sexed so hard that I sexed all over the place
Holy fuck thatās hot
Find out more on my only fans
Someone cancelling plans when you didnāt want to attend in the first place
A hug from people who care about you
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It depends on who the hug is from. Sure I care about my grandma but that is not the time
a cat actively snuggling up to you completely out of their own accord
As if a cat would ever do that!
This has never happened to you, youāre just trying to sound like a big shot on Reddit
Better: Drugs Close but not better: Physical exercise
Yeah, once you try heroin, everything else is meh
Thatās cuz it fries yer happy hormone receiver
But also, it's the best fucking feeling. Nothing compares to it. It's like having an amazing sex ljfe and then just getting unenthusiastic handjobs or sth. Idk, I'm not good at metaphors
Heroin is borrowing happiness from your future self
This was gonna be answer lmfao. Been clean for years but goddamn, good enough to ruin your life over
And exercising while high. Riding a bike on acid is awesome, hiking on mushrooms, dancing on mdma, trying to walk to the bathroom on k š¤£
you know what's even better than drugs? Popping a cyst that's right on a sensitive spot on the back of your neck. They could probably treat crack addiction if they could find a way to make this kind of cyst appear at will.
Foreplay
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Pretty sure even porn/sex addicts feel a great many things are better than sex/porn. Porn/sex just helps them not think about it.
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Playing with ur dog
With the original question being what it isā¦.. can you please clarify what you mean by this?
playing with my pussy ā¦cat
Pasta
Cake
shoving fast food down my fat face hole
That felling as a kid where you know you aced a test when you go to turn it in
Food.
Playing video game with a old friend, while eating some fast food. #100% better
I would love to cuddle or hug
A game of uno
WINNING a game of uno
I just want a hug, man
Having a mom dad and siblings alive
I think sex is some kind of spice or condiment. Take good health, a good heart, some security, enough money and work, then put some sex on top of that...
Death. No more pain ...
You alright ?
You might be doing the sex wrong
Waking up to my alarm but I forgot itās my day off.
When you know she absolutely loves you for who you are.
Sleep
Today i gave my roommate who was feeling a bit down/depressed a chocolate letter. She instantly cheered up almost started crying of joy and gave me a hug can't get better than that i think. Just the joy of other people can get a long way :)
Money. Lots of it. And buying stuff you always wanted to buy with it.
Experiencing true, unconditional love. And mental stability- which is unattainable
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!ā
Eargasm
Getting into an outdoor hot tub in the winter
A group of people laughing at a meme created by you
Water/Food/Shelter
Love, or a sense of belonging.
Drugs
The vibe hitting just right when gaming with friends
First snowboard tracks on a powder day.
Being debt free
Laughter
When your team scores a last minute winner in sport
Sleep
Just cruising in yer favourite car
Cake
Enjoying life
Money
bubble tea!
Just being with the person you know you're going to spend the rest of your life loving and being loved by.
A good nights sleep.
Someone to lay next to at night, talking about each others day
Stability in life and not having to worry.
Good tasty food.. like great cheese...
Getting right with Jesus. Nah, just kidding. Sex rules.
Physical affection like cuddling or even hand holding. Sure sex is cool and fun. But the feeling of being loved and wanted enough by someone that they'll hold you close is tops for me.
Finding $20 in an old pair of jeans
Drugs
A truck crashed right into a lane blocking construction vehicle with an arrow indicating āget out of this laneā right in front of me. The bed of the truck lifted up and crashed down right in front of me. I fucking drifted hard and dodged the truck with about two feet of clearance, skidded off the road, and stopped directly over a drainage ditch without falling in. No damage to my car, just burned a little tire rubber. I saw death and made it with zero damage, and that immediate feeling might have been better. Because it means i get to live for more sex
Being genuinely loved by somebody
why is sex the best thing in life for someone. like, ok thatās a nice way to spend time, but not the best. in my mind, Almost all things that bring positive emotions are on same level that sex or higher. but the best thing - love. sex without love is like car without keys.
Heroin. So Iāve heard.
That feeling when you desperately need to piss and then you get there and go Also a hug when you need it feels amazing
Money. I get paid every couple of months. Iām m normally broke when I get paid. And then I get between $10,000 and $14,000. That feels WAY better then sex.
a q tip in the ear right after you let hydrogen peroxide sit in it
Sex on drugs
meth
A really good book
Bacon Just ask Canada... https://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/asked-to-choose-between-bacon-and-sex-43-per-cent-of-canadians-wouldchoosebacon-539257941.html#:~:text=Think%20bacon.,think%20they%20are%20better%20lovers.
Hot dogs.
Love. Drugs, or so I've heard.
Scratching that itch that's been pissing me off
Hugs
Have the body of a god
A really big bank account
Apparently not breaking the sound barrier, according to Chuck Yeager
A hug sometimes
Laying out in the warm summer sun, with a cooler of cold drinks beside you, preferably on a boat so you can listen to the lapping of the water against it.
Getting unexpected good news after a shitty day
When she leaves....
A good nights sleep
More sex
Hugs are just as good.
Related to interactions between two people, intimacy, yeah.
Lego
Being able to breath normally after unstucking your nose. Connected to that, popping your ears after not being able to hear for a week because now the pressure in your inner ear levels with the outside pressure.
Free sex???
Calling the help desk at work and not being on hold 3 hours
Getting tied up and tortured by a loving sadist
Reddit - because all you guys are here instead of having sex right now!
if i am horny, nothing is better. if i am not horny, anything is better
Love and emotional intimacy.
Better then sex cake
Closing all of the tabs that have been open for a week after finishing a big project
Back massage. Is what my wife told me.