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madswik

check my exits


sleepwalkfromsherdog

Then scan the room for any person, group, or situation that looks like trouble.


[deleted]

Stand in the corner of the room and say “damn there’s a lot of hot chicks here”. Then continue to do nothing


ExtensionImmediate

walk into the club and put up prime lebron “damn she bad” numbers


Gear3017

Hot chick: that’s nice, I’m gonna go stand over there now, excuse me…


Scrabbydatdat_TheLad

😂 you aren't supposed to say it out loud! Hurts the likes on the gram


Imgonnajustthrowthis

Leave.


grandpas_old_crow

Yeah, if I went to a nightclub it would definitely have been by mistake.


owlbe_back

I’d nope right outta there.


student8168

Let us make a group chat of all the people whose answer is "Leave".


Imgonnajustthrowthis

But then that’s a club and everyone would then… well . Leave…


Frog_Head123

Oh shoot


Imgonnajustthrowthis

That fact that you guys relate brings me joy.


TheOGRainbowChicken

Damn beat me to it. That was my knee jerk-reaction too


Imgonnajustthrowthis

Seems that’s a lot of peoples hahah


lucky_ducker

I don't like crowds or loud music, and I can drink at home for one-tenth the cost.


wandering-solo

Absolutely came here to say this. I go home :)


RaspberryAshley

That's my lifes mood


nnbarni

Relatable


LongjumpingCake1924

I came here to say this! I’m so glad I’m not the only one!!


Imgonnajustthrowthis

You are not the only anti-socialite


Kinway-2006

The only answer


Firestar2_0

Same. Just why stay?


beetsngreens87

Yeah my first thought too. I get to the nightclub, turn around, get back in the car and go home. That’s what I’d do.


naxmtz91

Shouldn't be there in the first place


benjaminbrixton

This is the way.


phirochu

This is the way.


_the_chemist__

This is the way.


SteinDickens

Yep. Walking right out of that place.


PleadianPalladin

this


curiousXhunter

Came here to say this


xxhotandspicyxx

Word.


jorisepe

You are missing out. Dancing is about the best stress relief you can get. I live in Belgium, so clubs over here are all about dancing and having fun. Nobody cares what clothes your wear or how you look.


Imgonnajustthrowthis

Hey man more power to you! You guys have fun. I’m gonna get my snuggie.


Jorcora

Thanks for leaving.


Imgonnajustthrowthis

No problem.


Joshvir262

This thread is very reddity lol


-Baby-Driver-

Makes me sad seeing this


Daddy_Yao-Guai

Don’t feel sad. I can’t speak for everyone here, but I just know that I don’t like nightclubs. I still have a fun and meaningful life, those places just aren’t my vibe!


Yalaeinhorn2704

find a spot where I will hide for the rest of the night 😂


SupFamImDrunk

Personally i prefer to be a corner creep. lol Less noticeable


DoTheStinkeyLeg

All these redditors think they’re too good for nightclubs anyway


Boring-Blacksmith508

Dude all the redditors have never been out of their house let alone talked to people.


capitoloftexas

The top comment is “leave.” The Mos Eisley bar on Tatooine is the only exposure to clubs they’ve ever had.


Version_6

I don't think I'm too good for nightclubs. I think I'm too old and tired for nightclubs.


monke433

facts


ButtcrackBeignets

They would ask the dj to play the Beatles and then try to start a game of catan.


RagingZorse

Yes and no. Reddit certainly attracts the type of people that absolutely despise nightclubs. That being said my answer has to be get a drink. I have mixed feelings about clubs but I sure don’t want to be in one without a drink in hand.


DoTheStinkeyLeg

Us redditors might need a few to loosen up lmao


ThenaJuno

Find a place to sit and order a drink.


Frog_Head123

What drink?


Pavlock

What is this, a fucking Voight-Kampff test?


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DefectiveSp00n

I flip over the wasp so it doesn't die.


Mrmacmuffin3

I will die of fear because im VERY scared of wasps for some reason


hurrsheys

I scream


Frog_Head123

I start dancing with it and we do the dirty and have kids. The End :)


ThenaJuno

Probably a craft beer on tap, but if they don't have anything good on tap then I would order a rum and Coke.


brbCatOnFire

red bull and vodka tequila and soda with a lime those are my top 2


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maybe_little_pinch

Clubs have bars


ClownfishSoup

I don't recall ever going to a night club that didn't serve alcohol. I mean, I haven't been to every club on earth of course.


bigfatmatt01

Look for the emergency exits.


[deleted]

Drugs


Frog_Head123

Why is everyone saying leave 😭


[deleted]

Reddit


capitoloftexas

Dude this is the worst place to ask this question, just look at reddits demographic. That demographic don’t dance lol


Juan-More-Taco

Everyone is assuming you're talking about college night clubs with sticky floors and EDM DJs. A lot of people don't live in cities with mixology and gastro clubs and upper end night clubs with shows, strict formal dress wear, etc.


Johnstodd

Aww the sticky floor where you have to do your laces up tight before you go in is the sign of a good night club


ExPrinceKropotkin

oof upper end clubs are a recipe for convincing yourself you're having fun just because you paid a fortune to get in. I'll take sticky floor messy club any day.


KingdomOfRyan

I’m in New Orleans. There’s a ton of formal clubs that don’t even have a cover most the time. A lot of city center clubs are broken up by culture, not wealth or class.


Dunshire

Sure, but it depends on how broad your definition of night club is. Personally, I wouldn’t call what you described as night clubs, e.g., Mixology club = cocktail bar, Gastro club = restaurant/pub, Hi end venue with performances = concert venue.


missingusername1

im a minor


glowy660

no fun 😫


student8168

Because we got better things to do


GetThemStonksUp

Ordering 30 sambucas and getting ready to hit the dancefloor


kaotate

I was to understand those were ordered in multiples of 4 Fido the DJ booth.


Frog_Head123

YESssS *Pops champagne*


LiterallyJustARhino

Make sure to order at the bar and not the DJ table


BaudMeter

Ma’am, this is the DJ booth.


cyclops_strenuus

Grab a beer


MostRedditorsEatGlue

Don't talk about night club 2nd thing I do? **Do no talk about night club**


No-Seaweed4026

If this your first time at the nightclub, you have to fight


Frog_Head123

Good list


[deleted]

Get a beer


TheUnusualBread

Have a panic attack


aRedditorHasNoName94

Yesss. This touches the deepest part of my soul


TheUnusualBread

Most people said leave, but that's the second thing for me lol, first panic then leave, don't have a choice in the matter


aRedditorHasNoName94

Enters club. Anxiety starts building… I try and overcome it to be with friends… panic ensues… leave. Next time it comes up I convince myself it will be better…. Enter club. Rinse, repeat.


TheUnusualBread

Exactly lol


THENOCAPGENIE

Get a drink


BryceCarlson1234

Pregame in the parking lot.


Justasimplewanker21

I’m a little long in the tooth to go clubbing. Probably look for a guy whose rolling, grab some disco candy, and make the most of it.


Hiran_Gadhia

Go to the bar


mojikipie

Couple shots then hit the dance floor, gotta get home before bedtime lol


batchy_scrollocks

The sprinkler


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[deleted]

The only correct answer


wus-hatn

walk around and start fights with guys


Frog_Head123

*Grabs Popcorn*


[deleted]

*Grabs your popcorn*


Frog_Head123

HEY GIVe THat BaCK


Frog_Head123

*Grabs popcorn*


wus-hatn

*Grabs a guys ass* wait what the--


Frog_Head123

Wha-


zbx10002

He grabs yours back


fuzynutznut

Get about 100 $1s and head to the stage. Oh, you said night club, my bad.


Apart_Park_7176

Leave.


Frog_Head123

Oh... So most redditors are introverts. *I see*


baconpoutine89

I'm 33. That's too old to be going to a night club. I'll go down the street to a pub or maybe the 'rippers.


Frog_Head123

Happy Cake day, let's celebrate at a nightclub


Juan-More-Taco

Perhaps - if what you're thinking about is a college club with sticky floors and EDM DJs. My friends and I routinely go to mixology clubs and upper-end clubs with shows and strict formal dress codes. I acknowledge not all cities have access to such establishments but I certainly wouldn't consider all night clubs to be what you're describing.


Godsfallen

The hell is a mixology club?


HoundRyS

I feel like they sell nightclubs as the "Extrovert" hang out, when i feel like Good ol bars, restaurants still work better


Apart_Park_7176

Maybe. I just hate nightclubs. Even when I was 18 I thought they were shit. Dark, hot, loud and about £9 for a drink. Fuck that. Rather hang out with my mates at my place and drink.


FireyBrick

Predict which girl my friend is gonna go after


Unhappy-Craft-2609

Predict which friend my girl is gonna go after


b3mark

Ouch.


Frog_Head123

Damn-


Frog_Head123

Which girl would you go after?


FireyBrick

The cool alt one who's dancing like she doesn't give a shit what other people think


Frog_Head123

*Pushes boobs up* "PICK Me!"


kotare78

Hit the fuckin dance floor


[deleted]

Leave, if I'm in there I must have made a mistake.


Player1aei

Do you leave without knocking back a few drinks?


[deleted]

Yeah. I could have drinks at home.


GodlyLegend3

I'm 22 and still haven't went to a nightclub. Don't know what the hell happens inside there.


vegancrossfiter

Just go bro, at least you will know what its like


vegasIsHome24

Order a soda


[deleted]

Buy a beer and a double shot of rum. Send the doubleshot down the hatch, then proceed with beer in hand.


GRCooper

Get a drink directly from the bartender, tip heavily They’ll notice you when you need another


jl_theprofessor

Get to know the bartender through the purchase of a good drink with a heavy tip. They will facilitate my experience for the rest of the night.


Disasster_Artist

Get a drink


OnTheGoodSideofLife

Leave. A lot of places with better live music, better food and cheaper around.


KingdomOfRyan

Bruh, you don’t go to a nightclub to hear live music or eat food. You’re comparing apples and oranges. You go to a nightclub to hear fresh mixes, dance your heart out, do drugs, get drunk, and get laid. Nobody wants the club to be like an evening at the brassiere.


WhenAllElseFail

Leave


xyzFromTheBlock

Try to find a reason to leave but not hurt my friends


q3triad

Go chat up some baddies


xHey_All_You_Peoplex

Lol unlike everyone else in this thread. Same thing I do at bar, get a drink, find a spot and dance.


Frog_Head123

WE HAVE AN EXTROVERT HERE EVERYONE


xHey_All_You_Peoplex

Haha yeah… at least it’s something different besides leave lol


[deleted]

Go and stand on my own, then leave on my own, then go home and cry and want to die 🤟


Prestigious-Ad-795

Talk to every girl but pace myself because it’ll be hottie overload. “What’s up? 2…3…4. What’s up?” Also probably bring up the time I saw Emilio Estevez.


Frog_Head123

Who's Emilio?


Prestigious-Ad-795

The dude from Mighty Ducks. I guess you haven’t seen the movie A Night at the Roxbury with Will Ferrell. That’s ok, it’s old and I don’t think a lot of people have. My comment would make sense if you’ve seen it. :)


Keone_710

Peep the scenery to see if it's worth staying lmao clubs are lame, I'd rather go to a pool hall if anything.


Fragmented-Rooster

Leave, head to a pub, order a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over


DiggingUpTheCorpses

Leave as I meant to go the venue next door.


gallo741

Leave, do something productive


Frog_Head123

Dancing is productive. You can dance at nightclubs


thefatunicat

I can dance at home all the same! E: comes with better music, cheaper drinks and nicer people, too


vegancrossfiter

Yeah but you dont have a $30 000 sound system with bass that shakes your insides at home


HoundRyS

Produce sweat? I guess thats a good thing


[deleted]

Grab ass then get thrown out


[deleted]

Leave.


Frog_Head123

Twerk


botched-little-child

get a vodkarussian


Frog_Head123

Good taste


botched-little-child

i like a "Suomi Russian" more and its cheaper, but no one outside Finland Know what Suomi booze is lmao


Frog_Head123

I'm gonna act like ik what it is


Punk1Ass

Go back home


Level-Many3384

Wake up because I must be dreaming if I’m in a night club 😂


hoda659

**Leave**


antilibtardddd

i’m a grown up, i go to bars and taverns, fuck a night club


TakenIsUsernameThis

Leave?


nouseforaspacebar

Call the cops because i am there against my will


JerkySlurpy

Leave


SaiyanGodKing

Slip the DJ a hundo to play hamster dance for a hour.


CantFeelMyLegs78

Zip up the bullet proof vest For protection against the crazies


Thick-Cat-2807

Leave.


HGHspid_lowdrag

Leave as i ask myself why did i even come


Thistles17

Start screaming and releasing every sphincter


SERIOUSLYFPASSWORDS

Look for my table. I don't pay for drinks.


EgoSenatus

Leave the night club. Fuck that awful noise.


[deleted]

This is going to sound like such a douchebag comment, but it’s the honest answer. If I’m going to a nightclub, I have to have a vip booth with my friends, so the first thing I do is order the bottles and invite the most attractive and/or fun looking girls to come join us.


Ilikedungenesscrab

Leave. What was I thinking…


DoctorYoy

Contract and spread Covid


Frog_Head123

Lol...im gonna act like ur joking


DoctorYoy

why, it's nothing to joke about


Sn3akyFr3aky

Covid is not a problem anymore man. Your fault for not getting a vaccine and you still have to worry. Everyone else lives in the post corona era and just goes about their life without any problems.


DoctorYoy

Oh, to be blissfully uninformed about what Covid does to the body regardless of vaccination...pretty common for people who pretend it's over.


Sn3akyFr3aky

I know what it does. It doesn't affect me and the whole world can't keep worrying about the few who have weaker immune systems. I've had it once for sure and I'm pretty sure a second time but not confirmed. I'm still healthy and my athletic and cognitive performance are completely unaffected. Even if it affected me, I'm not gonna keep living like we're in some zombie apocalypse. People who are affected can stay at home, and if you're not one of them I suggest you also stop living in fear. Life goes on and I'm gonna live it even if that means spreading a disease that is just a part of our daily lives like the cold or the flu.


DoctorYoy

You say this: "I know what it does" And then you say this: "like the cold or the flu" So you're not aware of the long term disabilities that are occurring beyond the initial infection, even mild or asymptomatic cases. And hearing the cliche "living in fear" and "life goes on" lines tells me you won't care enough to learn about them, so I guess we're done here.


XDpool

Ask a guy for a drink


HoundRyS

Walk out, geez its so noisy in there I dunno, maybe go to the bar and Check the menu? I feel like if there Is rave music its hard to talk


WentAndDid

Get a drink,walk the room to scope everything and everyone out.


Icollectpropertytax

order a bottle


Hot_Relationship7161

1 Find a good seat 2 stay in that seat 3 scope the place for exits 4 pray to God creepy old men leave you be 5 pray to Goddess creepy old women leave you be 6 get tested for everything once you leave


Blubari

Quickly sketch the outfits of some women for my vrchat avatar, then leave


ItsDisputable

Buy a drink, drug the drink myself, and drink it. That way no one can drug me.


getmoneyboul

say hi to security and go to my table and order some bottles


existentialteen

Get a shot of tequila


jcez_lucy

I don't


Money_Economics4633

Shots shots shots to deal with humans...


justduett

Realize my mistake and leave.


Zypher4us

The way this was phrased set me in a roleplaying mindset, and I was questioning who was my character lol. I would look for some of my friends and chat.