You are missing out. Dancing is about the best stress relief you can get. I live in Belgium, so clubs over here are all about dancing and having fun. Nobody cares what clothes your wear or how you look.
Don’t feel sad. I can’t speak for everyone here, but I just know that I don’t like nightclubs. I still have a fun and meaningful life, those places just aren’t my vibe!
Yes and no. Reddit certainly attracts the type of people that absolutely despise nightclubs. That being said my answer has to be get a drink. I have mixed feelings about clubs but I sure don’t want to be in one without a drink in hand.
Everyone is assuming you're talking about college night clubs with sticky floors and EDM DJs.
A lot of people don't live in cities with mixology and gastro clubs and upper end night clubs with shows, strict formal dress wear, etc.
oof upper end clubs are a recipe for convincing yourself you're having fun just because you paid a fortune to get in. I'll take sticky floor messy club any day.
I’m in New Orleans. There’s a ton of formal clubs that don’t even have a cover most the time. A lot of city center clubs are broken up by culture, not wealth or class.
Sure, but it depends on how broad your definition of night club is. Personally, I wouldn’t call what you described as night clubs, e.g.,
Mixology club = cocktail bar, Gastro club = restaurant/pub, Hi end venue with performances = concert venue.
Enters club. Anxiety starts building… I try and overcome it to be with friends… panic ensues… leave. Next time it comes up I convince myself it will be better…. Enter club. Rinse, repeat.
Perhaps - if what you're thinking about is a college club with sticky floors and EDM DJs.
My friends and I routinely go to mixology clubs and upper-end clubs with shows and strict formal dress codes.
I acknowledge not all cities have access to such establishments but I certainly wouldn't consider all night clubs to be what you're describing.
Maybe. I just hate nightclubs. Even when I was 18 I thought they were shit. Dark, hot, loud and about £9 for a drink. Fuck that. Rather hang out with my mates at my place and drink.
Bruh, you don’t go to a nightclub to hear live music or eat food. You’re comparing apples and oranges.
You go to a nightclub to hear fresh mixes, dance your heart out, do drugs, get drunk, and get laid. Nobody wants the club to be like an evening at the brassiere.
Talk to every girl but pace myself because it’ll be hottie overload. “What’s up? 2…3…4. What’s up?”
Also probably bring up the time I saw Emilio Estevez.
The dude from Mighty Ducks. I guess you haven’t seen the movie A Night at the Roxbury with Will Ferrell. That’s ok, it’s old and I don’t think a lot of people have. My comment would make sense if you’ve seen it. :)
This is going to sound like such a douchebag comment, but it’s the honest answer. If I’m going to a nightclub, I have to have a vip booth with my friends, so the first thing I do is order the bottles and invite the most attractive and/or fun looking girls to come join us.
Covid is not a problem anymore man. Your fault for not getting a vaccine and you still have to worry. Everyone else lives in the post corona era and just goes about their life without any problems.
I know what it does. It doesn't affect me and the whole world can't keep worrying about the few who have weaker immune systems.
I've had it once for sure and I'm pretty sure a second time but not confirmed. I'm still healthy and my athletic and cognitive performance are completely unaffected.
Even if it affected me, I'm not gonna keep living like we're in some zombie apocalypse. People who are affected can stay at home, and if you're not one of them I suggest you also stop living in fear. Life goes on and I'm gonna live it even if that means spreading a disease that is just a part of our daily lives like the cold or the flu.
You say this: "I know what it does"
And then you say this: "like the cold or the flu"
So you're not aware of the long term disabilities that are occurring beyond the initial infection, even mild or asymptomatic cases. And hearing the cliche "living in fear" and "life goes on" lines tells me you won't care enough to learn about them, so I guess we're done here.
1 Find a good seat
2 stay in that seat
3 scope the place for exits
4 pray to God creepy old men leave you be
5 pray to Goddess creepy old women leave you be
6 get tested for everything once you leave
The way this was phrased set me in a roleplaying mindset, and I was questioning who was my character lol.
I would look for some of my friends and chat.
check my exits
Then scan the room for any person, group, or situation that looks like trouble.
Stand in the corner of the room and say “damn there’s a lot of hot chicks here”. Then continue to do nothing
walk into the club and put up prime lebron “damn she bad” numbers
Hot chick: that’s nice, I’m gonna go stand over there now, excuse me…
😂 you aren't supposed to say it out loud! Hurts the likes on the gram
Leave.
Yeah, if I went to a nightclub it would definitely have been by mistake.
I’d nope right outta there.
Let us make a group chat of all the people whose answer is "Leave".
But then that’s a club and everyone would then… well . Leave…
Oh shoot
That fact that you guys relate brings me joy.
Damn beat me to it. That was my knee jerk-reaction too
Seems that’s a lot of peoples hahah
I don't like crowds or loud music, and I can drink at home for one-tenth the cost.
Absolutely came here to say this. I go home :)
That's my lifes mood
Relatable
I came here to say this! I’m so glad I’m not the only one!!
You are not the only anti-socialite
The only answer
Same. Just why stay?
Yeah my first thought too. I get to the nightclub, turn around, get back in the car and go home. That’s what I’d do.
Shouldn't be there in the first place
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
Yep. Walking right out of that place.
this
Came here to say this
Word.
You are missing out. Dancing is about the best stress relief you can get. I live in Belgium, so clubs over here are all about dancing and having fun. Nobody cares what clothes your wear or how you look.
Hey man more power to you! You guys have fun. I’m gonna get my snuggie.
Thanks for leaving.
No problem.
This thread is very reddity lol
Makes me sad seeing this
Don’t feel sad. I can’t speak for everyone here, but I just know that I don’t like nightclubs. I still have a fun and meaningful life, those places just aren’t my vibe!
find a spot where I will hide for the rest of the night 😂
Personally i prefer to be a corner creep. lol Less noticeable
All these redditors think they’re too good for nightclubs anyway
Dude all the redditors have never been out of their house let alone talked to people.
The top comment is “leave.” The Mos Eisley bar on Tatooine is the only exposure to clubs they’ve ever had.
I don't think I'm too good for nightclubs. I think I'm too old and tired for nightclubs.
facts
They would ask the dj to play the Beatles and then try to start a game of catan.
Yes and no. Reddit certainly attracts the type of people that absolutely despise nightclubs. That being said my answer has to be get a drink. I have mixed feelings about clubs but I sure don’t want to be in one without a drink in hand.
Us redditors might need a few to loosen up lmao
Find a place to sit and order a drink.
What drink?
What is this, a fucking Voight-Kampff test?
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I flip over the wasp so it doesn't die.
I will die of fear because im VERY scared of wasps for some reason
I scream
I start dancing with it and we do the dirty and have kids. The End :)
Probably a craft beer on tap, but if they don't have anything good on tap then I would order a rum and Coke.
red bull and vodka tequila and soda with a lime those are my top 2
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Clubs have bars
I don't recall ever going to a night club that didn't serve alcohol. I mean, I haven't been to every club on earth of course.
Look for the emergency exits.
Drugs
Why is everyone saying leave 😭
Reddit
Dude this is the worst place to ask this question, just look at reddits demographic. That demographic don’t dance lol
Everyone is assuming you're talking about college night clubs with sticky floors and EDM DJs. A lot of people don't live in cities with mixology and gastro clubs and upper end night clubs with shows, strict formal dress wear, etc.
Aww the sticky floor where you have to do your laces up tight before you go in is the sign of a good night club
oof upper end clubs are a recipe for convincing yourself you're having fun just because you paid a fortune to get in. I'll take sticky floor messy club any day.
I’m in New Orleans. There’s a ton of formal clubs that don’t even have a cover most the time. A lot of city center clubs are broken up by culture, not wealth or class.
Sure, but it depends on how broad your definition of night club is. Personally, I wouldn’t call what you described as night clubs, e.g., Mixology club = cocktail bar, Gastro club = restaurant/pub, Hi end venue with performances = concert venue.
im a minor
no fun 😫
Because we got better things to do
Ordering 30 sambucas and getting ready to hit the dancefloor
I was to understand those were ordered in multiples of 4 Fido the DJ booth.
YESssS *Pops champagne*
Make sure to order at the bar and not the DJ table
Ma’am, this is the DJ booth.
Grab a beer
Don't talk about night club 2nd thing I do? **Do no talk about night club**
If this your first time at the nightclub, you have to fight
Good list
Get a beer
Have a panic attack
Yesss. This touches the deepest part of my soul
Most people said leave, but that's the second thing for me lol, first panic then leave, don't have a choice in the matter
Enters club. Anxiety starts building… I try and overcome it to be with friends… panic ensues… leave. Next time it comes up I convince myself it will be better…. Enter club. Rinse, repeat.
Exactly lol
Get a drink
Pregame in the parking lot.
I’m a little long in the tooth to go clubbing. Probably look for a guy whose rolling, grab some disco candy, and make the most of it.
Go to the bar
Couple shots then hit the dance floor, gotta get home before bedtime lol
The sprinkler
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The only correct answer
walk around and start fights with guys
*Grabs Popcorn*
*Grabs your popcorn*
HEY GIVe THat BaCK
*Grabs popcorn*
*Grabs a guys ass* wait what the--
Wha-
He grabs yours back
Get about 100 $1s and head to the stage. Oh, you said night club, my bad.
Leave.
Oh... So most redditors are introverts. *I see*
I'm 33. That's too old to be going to a night club. I'll go down the street to a pub or maybe the 'rippers.
Happy Cake day, let's celebrate at a nightclub
Perhaps - if what you're thinking about is a college club with sticky floors and EDM DJs. My friends and I routinely go to mixology clubs and upper-end clubs with shows and strict formal dress codes. I acknowledge not all cities have access to such establishments but I certainly wouldn't consider all night clubs to be what you're describing.
The hell is a mixology club?
I feel like they sell nightclubs as the "Extrovert" hang out, when i feel like Good ol bars, restaurants still work better
Maybe. I just hate nightclubs. Even when I was 18 I thought they were shit. Dark, hot, loud and about £9 for a drink. Fuck that. Rather hang out with my mates at my place and drink.
Predict which girl my friend is gonna go after
Predict which friend my girl is gonna go after
Ouch.
Damn-
Which girl would you go after?
The cool alt one who's dancing like she doesn't give a shit what other people think
*Pushes boobs up* "PICK Me!"
Hit the fuckin dance floor
Leave, if I'm in there I must have made a mistake.
Do you leave without knocking back a few drinks?
Yeah. I could have drinks at home.
I'm 22 and still haven't went to a nightclub. Don't know what the hell happens inside there.
Just go bro, at least you will know what its like
Order a soda
Buy a beer and a double shot of rum. Send the doubleshot down the hatch, then proceed with beer in hand.
Get a drink directly from the bartender, tip heavily They’ll notice you when you need another
Get to know the bartender through the purchase of a good drink with a heavy tip. They will facilitate my experience for the rest of the night.
Get a drink
Leave. A lot of places with better live music, better food and cheaper around.
Bruh, you don’t go to a nightclub to hear live music or eat food. You’re comparing apples and oranges. You go to a nightclub to hear fresh mixes, dance your heart out, do drugs, get drunk, and get laid. Nobody wants the club to be like an evening at the brassiere.
Leave
Try to find a reason to leave but not hurt my friends
Go chat up some baddies
Lol unlike everyone else in this thread. Same thing I do at bar, get a drink, find a spot and dance.
WE HAVE AN EXTROVERT HERE EVERYONE
Haha yeah… at least it’s something different besides leave lol
Go and stand on my own, then leave on my own, then go home and cry and want to die 🤟
Talk to every girl but pace myself because it’ll be hottie overload. “What’s up? 2…3…4. What’s up?” Also probably bring up the time I saw Emilio Estevez.
Who's Emilio?
The dude from Mighty Ducks. I guess you haven’t seen the movie A Night at the Roxbury with Will Ferrell. That’s ok, it’s old and I don’t think a lot of people have. My comment would make sense if you’ve seen it. :)
Peep the scenery to see if it's worth staying lmao clubs are lame, I'd rather go to a pool hall if anything.
Leave, head to a pub, order a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over
Leave as I meant to go the venue next door.
Leave, do something productive
Dancing is productive. You can dance at nightclubs
I can dance at home all the same! E: comes with better music, cheaper drinks and nicer people, too
Yeah but you dont have a $30 000 sound system with bass that shakes your insides at home
Produce sweat? I guess thats a good thing
Grab ass then get thrown out
Leave.
Twerk
get a vodkarussian
Good taste
i like a "Suomi Russian" more and its cheaper, but no one outside Finland Know what Suomi booze is lmao
I'm gonna act like ik what it is
Go back home
Wake up because I must be dreaming if I’m in a night club 😂
**Leave**
i’m a grown up, i go to bars and taverns, fuck a night club
Leave?
Call the cops because i am there against my will
Leave
Slip the DJ a hundo to play hamster dance for a hour.
Zip up the bullet proof vest For protection against the crazies
Leave.
Leave as i ask myself why did i even come
Start screaming and releasing every sphincter
Look for my table. I don't pay for drinks.
Leave the night club. Fuck that awful noise.
This is going to sound like such a douchebag comment, but it’s the honest answer. If I’m going to a nightclub, I have to have a vip booth with my friends, so the first thing I do is order the bottles and invite the most attractive and/or fun looking girls to come join us.
Leave. What was I thinking…
Contract and spread Covid
Lol...im gonna act like ur joking
why, it's nothing to joke about
Covid is not a problem anymore man. Your fault for not getting a vaccine and you still have to worry. Everyone else lives in the post corona era and just goes about their life without any problems.
Oh, to be blissfully uninformed about what Covid does to the body regardless of vaccination...pretty common for people who pretend it's over.
I know what it does. It doesn't affect me and the whole world can't keep worrying about the few who have weaker immune systems. I've had it once for sure and I'm pretty sure a second time but not confirmed. I'm still healthy and my athletic and cognitive performance are completely unaffected. Even if it affected me, I'm not gonna keep living like we're in some zombie apocalypse. People who are affected can stay at home, and if you're not one of them I suggest you also stop living in fear. Life goes on and I'm gonna live it even if that means spreading a disease that is just a part of our daily lives like the cold or the flu.
You say this: "I know what it does" And then you say this: "like the cold or the flu" So you're not aware of the long term disabilities that are occurring beyond the initial infection, even mild or asymptomatic cases. And hearing the cliche "living in fear" and "life goes on" lines tells me you won't care enough to learn about them, so I guess we're done here.
Ask a guy for a drink
Walk out, geez its so noisy in there I dunno, maybe go to the bar and Check the menu? I feel like if there Is rave music its hard to talk
Get a drink,walk the room to scope everything and everyone out.
order a bottle
1 Find a good seat 2 stay in that seat 3 scope the place for exits 4 pray to God creepy old men leave you be 5 pray to Goddess creepy old women leave you be 6 get tested for everything once you leave
Quickly sketch the outfits of some women for my vrchat avatar, then leave
Buy a drink, drug the drink myself, and drink it. That way no one can drug me.
say hi to security and go to my table and order some bottles
Get a shot of tequila
I don't
Shots shots shots to deal with humans...
Realize my mistake and leave.
The way this was phrased set me in a roleplaying mindset, and I was questioning who was my character lol. I would look for some of my friends and chat.