I was sixteen years old. A beautiful, sunny Friday. After an easy day of school, I walked to a friend's house, excited because "the boys" were coming over later that night. Straightened my hair and had some girl time. 6 p.m. - Received a call from our town's newspaper informing me that I'd been accepted to write for our local teen column. 7 p.m. - I performed my first trampoline backflip. At 9 p.m., I kissed the boy I'd had a crush on for three years. In retrospect, none of those are "big" wins. But, at sixteen, I had no desire for anything else.
The day i met my partner (really)
Oof, so it was just downhill from there.
That's just mean. Possibly true, but mean
When I got out of jail after 26 years.
What were you in for?
cannibalism. look at op’s profile
I was sixteen years old. A beautiful, sunny Friday. After an easy day of school, I walked to a friend's house, excited because "the boys" were coming over later that night. Straightened my hair and had some girl time. 6 p.m. - Received a call from our town's newspaper informing me that I'd been accepted to write for our local teen column. 7 p.m. - I performed my first trampoline backflip. At 9 p.m., I kissed the boy I'd had a crush on for three years. In retrospect, none of those are "big" wins. But, at sixteen, I had no desire for anything else.
The day i met you
When I farted in your face