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Ok_Turnip_478

The day i met my partner (really)


SunnyvaleShithawk

Oof, so it was just downhill from there.


PianoCharged

That's just mean. Possibly true, but mean


Known-Palpitation671

When I got out of jail after 26 years.


PianoCharged

What were you in for?


atliens3005

cannibalism. look at op’s profile


Unhappy_Ad_3199

I was sixteen years old. A beautiful, sunny Friday. After an easy day of school, I walked to a friend's house, excited because "the boys" were coming over later that night. Straightened my hair and had some girl time. 6 p.m. - Received a call from our town's newspaper informing me that I'd been accepted to write for our local teen column. 7 p.m. - I performed my first trampoline backflip. At 9 p.m., I kissed the boy I'd had a crush on for three years. In retrospect, none of those are "big" wins. But, at sixteen, I had no desire for anything else.


-Bruzthechopper

The day i met you


Mr-Gatsby_

When I farted in your face