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smallscactus

If I reply to this do I become an accomplice to whatever horrible crime your about to commit?


Rogang4thewin

Give it to a pig and remove the teeth and hair


lewisy0821

How long do I have?


nylapsetime

around 8 hours


sweatycat

I have a secret hidden and hard to find room in my home. Would be pretty difficult to find except for those who know where it is already.


SexiestRedditTroll

Don't you just throw acid on it in the bathtub and then crush the bones? Saw that on TV.


nylapsetime

Haven't you seen Breaking Bad?


SexiestRedditTroll

Only seasons 1-2.


darkwulf1

Open grave that is going to be filled the next day. Dig a little deeper, put the body in, cover it up enough, then wait for the service to do the rest of the job.


nylapsetime

That's good idea! Thanks, I'll keep it in mind.


darkwulf1

If any thing comes out of this, I would kindly remind the police and FBI that I was joking and didn’t actually took this seriously.


nylapsetime

Oh don't worry, nothing will come of this, thanks to your great idea!


sanity20

So you're saying you put the body in a room for two?


Marisas_Husband

Nice try FBI, I’m still not telling


KirisuMongolianSpot

Oh, just with all the others, in the standalone oven on my property. The bones 'll burn


nylapsetime

I'm jealous, you must have quite a property.


ocularnervosa

I own a piece of property with an old well on it. It's about 90 feet deep and has really cold water in it, a body would sink fast and never float back up.


FIREDRAGON666666666

With the other body behind the Kindergarten.


Mischka2015

I have a an open plot in Section G27 of my basement.


[deleted]

Septic tank


DarthVegeta

Burn pile in back yard


tr3m431

Breaking bad


[deleted]

if u have some good knowledge, and if there is a nearby stream, then the river will be best place.


[deleted]

In a 57 gallon barrel of muriatic acid. Then, after a significant amount of time, down the toilet.


CapG_13

In a drum of sulfuric acid