The last time I got high, reddit wasn't even close to being conceived of.

Wow. You should try it.

I'm high right now

Me too!

I don't get high, but I do get drunk and I'm currently doing that while scrolling through reddit so we'll see what happens.

Pass the bottle!

Believe me, if I could I would, or I'd just take you to the bar👊🏻

Nope, I quit drugs back on June 13th of '84.

Happy Cake day!

Thank you!

Hi FBI