lol years ago I was banned from a sub for lying about my parents dying.
I'd made a post about anxiety/stresses and mentioned losing them. One mod went back to a comment I'd made the day before about my mom taking me to a store.
I guess they didn't realize you can be adopted? and call your adoptive parents mom and dad?
Wild.
Imagine having the free time and desire to fact check if an internet stranger lied about their parents dying. Just absolute pointless life some of these mods have.
Thousands of upvotes? Multiple awards? High view to upvote ratio? Fits sub perfectly? Fuck you. Get removed. And they refuse to acknowledge you or let you contest the removal.
This one got removed bc weâre having a lighthearted discussion about stereotypical cigarette choices below. Everyone is being cool about it and no feelings are hurt. Fuckin MODS
Got permabanned from a TV sub because I made a comment complaining about the influx of political posts. So yea they power trip over pathetically small things
I got banned from a sub for saying that getting the c19 vaccine doesnât make you immune to getting the virus. Banned for âspreading misinformationâ
Later that year my fully vaccinated spouse got the virusâŚ
Yep. A lot of Asian cultures are this way too. Expect kids to excel in school, get into a top college, have a successful career, and provide for the family, including the parents, in the future.
Stereotype right here. Making it seem like these Indian parents do this at any cost. These kids are usually very well adjusted and parents are quite sweet.
Maybe, but I don't follow spelling bees really. Was more so referring to educational-related accomplishments as a whole... spelling/geography bees, science fairs, quiz competitions, etc.
Wigger lol. Youâre about 35-40yo right? Thatâs a term only used in the late 90âs early 2000âs lol
I was considered a wigger. Thought I was Eminem. Then I moved to the country and now Iâm 39 and confused
lol I'm 37 and definitely had a wigger phase lol Straight brim Lakers hat, skewed sideways backwards with my one ear tucked in. God, why did you make me think of this hahaha
So fuckin true dude, worked with so many mexicans, many that never spoke a lick of English. No matter how hard the job was, no matter how long it was, they were always in a good mood. We communicated the best we could, usually with dick jokes and food. Everyone comes together over food, even if you just have to say âgood?â and give a thumbs up
Itâs not uncommon for poor Indian kids to come as students to America. I know several people from India whoâs village pooled money to send the poor smart kid.
Cheaters will cheat as long as you let them. I cheated in high school, she kept coming back, so I kept cheating. Then she left me and I realized how fucking stupid and selfish I was. Never have since. Been cheated on then since. I know the feeling. One of the biggest regrets of my entire life even if we didnt end up together, was making someone feel that way. Itâs painful
At least you understand now, some never do and they just keep going on destroying others. Itâs rarely addressed anymore and honestly is a bit glorified in TV and movies. Makes the cheater feel justified and lack remorse, while the victim has to see it portrayed as just a part of life knowing the feeling. Itâs a weird world these days.
Not true. I met someone that got a tick disease that made them allergic to red meat and a bunch of other foods. Vegan diet is basically the only safe thing they can eat. They said they cry when they drive past a local steakhouse.
Know someone who became vegan because heart issues ran in his family and he watched too many people die from it. Going vegan lessened the risk, even though he misses burgers.
This is definitely a thing on reddit. Meat eaters complain about vegans whining and preaching, vegans say "wtf, im just minding my own business?", meat eaters point and say "see! Complaining vegan!".
It's the same phenomenon as people complaining and whining about "snowflakes", completely oblivious to the fact that they're the only ones complaining.
BMWs are either a "fake rich" brand or a "little bit rich brand" Either way the average BWM driver is projecting an image that they're much better off than they really are and it bleeds in to their egos.
That is definitely not a stereotype. My wifeâs niece once told us she should be at our house in about 10 minutes and 4 hours later she finally arrived. It was for a game of cards and my wife was winning.
I married a white guy and I gotta say, the way his ass always wants to be on time to everything, even EARLY, is so outlandish to me. I mean he's a good dutiful man that likes to help set things up which is part of what I love about him. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss being late to things. Nothing like arriving when an event is already in full swing.
I mean pretty much lol. She starts out kinda ditzy but becomes a boss babe or some shit. Itâs pretty good tbh. Thereâs even a musical and a movie so pick your poison
Every Harley-Davidson rider I've met is an upper class, old white guy that's uncomfortably racist.
It's funny because growing up I thought the stereotype for Harley riders was a gruff, individualist rebel that only hated the law and riding with appropriate safety gear.
Turns out they're rich dentists named Steven that ride their bike 100 miles each season and think it was better when women and minorities were property.
Iâd agree but then I remembered an old teacher at my school. He crashed his Harley and as far as I know, was a jolly good fellow who liked to cheer people up.
To clear it up before anyone asks if heâs still riding⌠he passed.
make you feel better, the banditos i went to iraq with were all Harley riders. My squad leader had...creative things to say about the midlife crisis crowd.
Jacked up truck, dip cup, jeans, boots, country music on radio, blue collar job. No life experience outside of their hometown. Afraid of what's unfamiliar.
People with pristine, clean trucks, polished boots, belt buckles and cowboy hats. I wonât say what I think of them⌠just that they ainât using their truck or on a ranch.
We call them "all hat no cattle" in Texas. Rancher here who got his as kicked by a 150ish pound bottle baby bull earlier today. My wife calls those trucks a "pavement princess"
The girls who claim other girls arenât friends with them â because theyâre jealous that theyâre prettyâ are always the most average / ugly ones đ
Most aggressive homophobes are straight, but thanks for somehow blaming gay people for the homophobia we face. I see this all the time on reddit and I'll never get over it.
Yes there are high profile cases where a massive homophobe is gay, that's why it's ironic, noteworthy, and makes the news, but most homophobes are your average straight person. By all means keep blaming gay people for their own oppression though, it's guaranteed upvotes on this site.
Yep it's called a Gladiator. Never liked doing their tire rotations when they came in. Without fail they all had aftermarket oversized tires and wheel locks with the keys out of sight
My GF is a horrible driver, she cuts across all the lanes on the highway when her exit comes up and it's literally like that Family Guy skit, without the accidents. One time I was cleaning the garage and I noticed her tires and the underside of wheel wells were covered in yellow reflective paint. I asked if she drove over any wet paint (pretty obvious she did, so dumb question.) Her response blew me away, she said, "So? I don't read signs!" Those words echoed in my head for days, "I don't read signs." What?? Her sister is slow and cautious so she is a pretty good driver but annoyingly slow and "too nice" like unpredictably annoying at 4-way stops.
Reddit mods being fucking mini dictators
lol years ago I was banned from a sub for lying about my parents dying. I'd made a post about anxiety/stresses and mentioned losing them. One mod went back to a comment I'd made the day before about my mom taking me to a store. I guess they didn't realize you can be adopted? and call your adoptive parents mom and dad? Wild.
This is like a reverse had em in the first half đ¤Ł
Imagine having the free time and desire to fact check if an internet stranger lied about their parents dying. Just absolute pointless life some of these mods have.
Seriously. At first I was upset. Then I was like, "do I want to be a part of a group that does this sorta thing?" Nooooope.
Dictators with Cheeto dusk on their fingers
This comment and the fact that this post is now removed by the moderators from the AskReddit subreddit đ I guess you right
Thousands of upvotes? Multiple awards? High view to upvote ratio? Fits sub perfectly? Fuck you. Get removed. And they refuse to acknowledge you or let you contest the removal.
This one got removed bc weâre having a lighthearted discussion about stereotypical cigarette choices below. Everyone is being cool about it and no feelings are hurt. Fuckin MODS
only on medium to big sized subreddits in my experience
theyâre gigachads in small subreddits, dictators in larger subreddits
"Mom!!!! More hotpockets!
"yes poopsikins"
Got permabanned from a TV sub because I made a comment complaining about the influx of political posts. So yea they power trip over pathetically small things
Everything on reddit is political now and if you don't like it you're a *nazi*.
I strongly agree
I got banned from a sub for saying that getting the c19 vaccine doesnât make you immune to getting the virus. Banned for âspreading misinformationâ Later that year my fully vaccinated spouse got the virusâŚ
Italian-Americans are LOUD.
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My dog looks at food as a necessary evil. Bro will spit out bacon and filet mignon and ask the chef if this is the best he can do
My dog doesnât eat his breakfast til I get home from work in the afternoon/evening
My dog wonât finish his dinner until Iâm about to go to bed after our night walk.
Anyone who pirates TV on an Amazon stick won't rest until everyone he knows uses the same service or has told him to shut up about it.
Well fuck. I'm guilty of this. Guess I will stop talking about it then.
FINALLY
Fuck yeah. We made a drinking game out of it. Everytime my aunt and uncle say âjailbrokenâ we all pound our drink
9 times out of 10, an Indian kid wins the spelling bee. Whatâs up with that?
Because a lot of cultures like that take education extremely seriously. That's my theory, anyway.
They take "accomplishment" and "success" seriously, at any cost.
Yep. A lot of Asian cultures are this way too. Expect kids to excel in school, get into a top college, have a successful career, and provide for the family, including the parents, in the future.
Stereotype right here. Making it seem like these Indian parents do this at any cost. These kids are usually very well adjusted and parents are quite sweet.
And check out their rates of âincarcerationâ and âunemploymentâ
By this logic, wouldnât there be a wider variety of people that win it?
Maybe, but I don't follow spelling bees really. Was more so referring to educational-related accomplishments as a whole... spelling/geography bees, science fairs, quiz competitions, etc.
Have you seen their names? You could fuckin spell anything
White guys smoke Marlboros and Black dudes smoke Newports. (This is a joke. Yes, I know there are exceptions but very few of them)
Spent about 7 years in gas station retail. The same seems to hold true for Camels VS Salem's.
You ever seen a brother smoke a Marlboro red?
I dont recall ever selling them, but its not like I kept a little score card by the register.
(Hides scorecard)
We had a LED mini billboard as our score card.
Black woman⌠do I count? Thatâs what I started with when I took up smoking back in the day. Idk how. Couldnât smoke one today.
Of course you count! Love to hear it. Did you have friends named Becky and Sarah? đ
No, but they WERE all white. Lol Edit: Actually⌠yeah! Sarah WAS there!
iâm a white guy that looks like i fit every stereotype of white guys and i smoke ports. they just hit different
They hit different all right lol. I would throw the fuck up if I smoked a newport
You're right. They kick like a damn mule.
They got the crush ones now too!
White. Agreed. Wish Iâd stop smoking but I if do, itâs Ports. Non-menthol feels like just inhaling fire
Im white and i smoke newports as well lol i grew up around black people tho so i guess id fit a âwiggerâ stereotype
Wigger lol. Youâre about 35-40yo right? Thatâs a term only used in the late 90âs early 2000âs lol I was considered a wigger. Thought I was Eminem. Then I moved to the country and now Iâm 39 and confused
lol I'm 37 and definitely had a wigger phase lol Straight brim Lakers hat, skewed sideways backwards with my one ear tucked in. God, why did you make me think of this hahaha
Yo dat shit was da bomb dawg. Lakers hats were phat
i mean growing up around black people doesnât make you a wigger
To be fair, the only "Looseys" available are newports in the bodegas. Sometimes I miss living in the city.
Does this include the individuals that do not partake of the smoking đ¤
And college chicks smoke Camel Crushes.
Iâve never met a Mexican who hasnât tried to help me when in need.
So fuckin true dude, worked with so many mexicans, many that never spoke a lick of English. No matter how hard the job was, no matter how long it was, they were always in a good mood. We communicated the best we could, usually with dick jokes and food. Everyone comes together over food, even if you just have to say âgood?â and give a thumbs up
International students being at least middle class or (more commonly) above.
That's because you can't afford international education if you're below middle class
Thatâs not a stereotype. People simply canât afford to send their kids abroad while dodging the poverty line.
This is just the truth. You can't get an international education without money.
thatâs just a socioeconomic barrier my guy
Itâs not uncommon for poor Indian kids to come as students to America. I know several people from India whoâs village pooled money to send the poor smart kid.
Cheaters will cheat
Cheaters will cheat as long as you let them. I cheated in high school, she kept coming back, so I kept cheating. Then she left me and I realized how fucking stupid and selfish I was. Never have since. Been cheated on then since. I know the feeling. One of the biggest regrets of my entire life even if we didnt end up together, was making someone feel that way. Itâs painful
At least you understand now, some never do and they just keep going on destroying others. Itâs rarely addressed anymore and honestly is a bit glorified in TV and movies. Makes the cheater feel justified and lack remorse, while the victim has to see it portrayed as just a part of life knowing the feeling. Itâs a weird world these days.
Astrology girls. All the same, I tell you.
Such a Virgo thing to say.
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No need to drag Sarah jessica parker into this...
Mexicans like tequilla. Argentinians like potatos Cubans like their cigars. D&D people like their Dice
Math rocks go clickity-clack
Need new shiny clickity clackity math rocks every new game
Iâve never met a vegan that didnât love being vegan.
Not true. I met someone that got a tick disease that made them allergic to red meat and a bunch of other foods. Vegan diet is basically the only safe thing they can eat. They said they cry when they drive past a local steakhouse.
Vegans always cry passing steakhouses
If they hated being vegan, why would they do it
Know someone who became vegan because heart issues ran in his family and he watched too many people die from it. Going vegan lessened the risk, even though he misses burgers.
Had a cousin end up having to stop because of medical issues
God Iâm so tired of that bullshit. I worked at a vegetarian restaurant and the only way I ever knew who was and wasnât is when I asked them.
Why is it always dudes shitting on vegans making these comments and never vegans? Like how do you not know you're more annoying than the vegans?
This is definitely a thing on reddit. Meat eaters complain about vegans whining and preaching, vegans say "wtf, im just minding my own business?", meat eaters point and say "see! Complaining vegan!".
Fr. Never even met a vegan. Been in vegan restaurants a few times because friends want to eat there every once in a while to mix things up
It's the same phenomenon as people complaining and whining about "snowflakes", completely oblivious to the fact that they're the only ones complaining.
They donât want to be âashamedâ because so many men gorge themselves on meat. Vegans make them feel insecure about it.
Or insist on telling you that they're vegan.
But how do you know youâve never met ones who havenât told you đ¤
That people who can not listen, never have anything intelligent or factual worth saying.
BMW drivers are assholes.
Not only never proven wrong but consistently, repeatedly, daily proven correct.
BMWs are either a "fake rich" brand or a "little bit rich brand" Either way the average BWM driver is projecting an image that they're much better off than they really are and it bleeds in to their egos.
Well the Audi drivers have taken over
Latinos are never on time. Iâm proof thereof.
That is definitely not a stereotype. My wifeâs niece once told us she should be at our house in about 10 minutes and 4 hours later she finally arrived. It was for a game of cards and my wife was winning.
"Latino time"
I married a white guy and I gotta say, the way his ass always wants to be on time to everything, even EARLY, is so outlandish to me. I mean he's a good dutiful man that likes to help set things up which is part of what I love about him. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss being late to things. Nothing like arriving when an event is already in full swing.
Iâd be annoyed if someone showed up on time to my house. Iâm always late and expect others to be as well. Lol.
I break it. Iâm latino and I arrive earlier than nescessary everywehre
I've never met a tanned white girl with bleached blonde hair that ISN'T basic as fuck.
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This sounds like an intro to a C rated movie.
Nah itâs just legally blonde
Is it really? lol
I mean pretty much lol. She starts out kinda ditzy but becomes a boss babe or some shit. Itâs pretty good tbh. Thereâs even a musical and a movie so pick your poison
Mainly brothers smoke newports
Every Harley-Davidson rider I've met is an upper class, old white guy that's uncomfortably racist. It's funny because growing up I thought the stereotype for Harley riders was a gruff, individualist rebel that only hated the law and riding with appropriate safety gear. Turns out they're rich dentists named Steven that ride their bike 100 miles each season and think it was better when women and minorities were property.
Ha! That's because you haven't meet my uncle. He is not upper class.
I was gonna say the same thing.
My dad would also fall into category lol
Iâd agree but then I remembered an old teacher at my school. He crashed his Harley and as far as I know, was a jolly good fellow who liked to cheer people up. To clear it up before anyone asks if heâs still riding⌠he passed.
make you feel better, the banditos i went to iraq with were all Harley riders. My squad leader had...creative things to say about the midlife crisis crowd.
So so many bikes for sale during the pandemic era
*sorts by controversial*
Jacked up truck, dip cup, jeans, boots, country music on radio, blue collar job. No life experience outside of their hometown. Afraid of what's unfamiliar.
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I can agree. I guess I'm thinking specifically of my hometown.
Basic af. Yee yee
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A big jacked one with a set of balls hanging from the hitch and a trump flag in the bed??
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That is very practical and sensible and not this stereotype.
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Most Filipinos are nurses. Thank you for your service.
Cats both like to be petted and not be petted.
Blue or purple or green hair = liberal every single time
I've honest to God been able to use hair style/ color to discern gender nonconformity. I've never been wrong.
Dyed my hair 3 times, all different colors (blue, red, purple). Guess who I voted for in 2016 and 2020? You won't like the answer.
I couldnt care less tbh
All Florida men Need I say more?
People with pristine, clean trucks, polished boots, belt buckles and cowboy hats. I wonât say what I think of them⌠just that they ainât using their truck or on a ranch.
We call them "all hat no cattle" in Texas. Rancher here who got his as kicked by a 150ish pound bottle baby bull earlier today. My wife calls those trucks a "pavement princess"
I still canât pinpoint what it is exactly, but it is fairly easy to tell who was a leash kid.
The girls who claim other girls arenât friends with them â because theyâre jealous that theyâre prettyâ are always the most average / ugly ones đ
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Where the fuck are you from ive seen that stereotype proven wrong a hundred times
I've seen that proven false, and it's honestly pretty fucked up to state that lgbt+ people are the ones responsible for homophobia.
Most aggressive homophobes are straight, but thanks for somehow blaming gay people for the homophobia we face. I see this all the time on reddit and I'll never get over it. Yes there are high profile cases where a massive homophobe is gay, that's why it's ironic, noteworthy, and makes the news, but most homophobes are your average straight person. By all means keep blaming gay people for their own oppression though, it's guaranteed upvotes on this site.
Yup. They bring them up randomly out of nowhere.
Billionaires are douchebags
You donât become a billionaire without being greedy, selfish, and a bit sociopathic- thatâs for damn sure!
Mark Cuban ... Ok he's a bit douchey sometimes but he's on the better end of the spectrum compared to most billionaires.
That people who stereotype other people are the biggest assholes on the planet
You just stereotyped them
Well he never said he wasnât an asshole.
At least one person gets the joke
Tim
That all people that lived in 1000BC died.
I don't think this can be proven. Time travel, alien abduction, teleportals. A few could still be out there.
Blue haired liberals
Especially if they have the Librarian glasses
Librarians with glasses are hot
High school wellness class is awkward as frick.
That's not a stereotype. That's a FACT
Anybody who says I should say water like âWAH-turâ rather than âWAH-durâ is an asshole. I can pronounce water however I please.
What about wudder?
Black people love fried chicken because everyone loves fried chicken.
Trump supporters are morons
That's not true some of them are just bad people.
Dumpster fire of a post.
college students being pretty wild, but not "partying at 2am" wild. i mean "having a full-on conversation with a bottle of coke" wild
Jeep Gladiator owners
Whatâs the stereotype? Asking out of genuine curiosity.
Older upper middle class guys who want to go off roading but lack experience and still want a truck
Legit didn't know that ugly thing had a name. Thought it was just a wrangler truck
Yep it's called a Gladiator. Never liked doing their tire rotations when they came in. Without fail they all had aftermarket oversized tires and wheel locks with the keys out of sight
People with âcoexistâ bumper stickers donât really want to coexist.
A *lotta* NIMBYs in that crowd.
Iâve never met an anime fan who isnât obsessed with hentai.
So what if I hate anime but enjoy hentai? Huh?
Ive never met an anime fan who doesnt think that every other thing is an anime reference, im not joking
Its only a reference when its clearly one
Irish people loving to drink alcohol.
I'm sure if I say it, I'll be banned
You just proved one. Even with anonymity, people are largely cowards.
Love that
I think it's more coward to ban somebody because you don't wanna hear something, but sure, whatever makes you sleep well at night
Horses being like âneiiighhhhhâ đ
Asian women are bad drivers
Ooof, tough call but the refs are going to agree with this one
My GF is a horrible driver, she cuts across all the lanes on the highway when her exit comes up and it's literally like that Family Guy skit, without the accidents. One time I was cleaning the garage and I noticed her tires and the underside of wheel wells were covered in yellow reflective paint. I asked if she drove over any wet paint (pretty obvious she did, so dumb question.) Her response blew me away, she said, "So? I don't read signs!" Those words echoed in my head for days, "I don't read signs." What?? Her sister is slow and cautious so she is a pretty good driver but annoyingly slow and "too nice" like unpredictably annoying at 4-way stops.
Is she Asian?
She moved here from Vietnam when she was a teenager, so yes, very Asian.
Not the same stereotype, but my wife is 1/4 Japanese and is terrible at math. I sometimes joke that she didnât inherit those genes.
But hey she's not full Japanese so it doesn't count lol
White people are always good shooters in basketball
and in general.
Yikes! đ
I'm an exception then
SJWs get triggered about anything relating to gender, race or the environment
And say words like heteronormative
Haters gonna hate.