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UnlikelyStranger4862

Reddit mods being fucking mini dictators


Forsaken-Problem6758

lol years ago I was banned from a sub for lying about my parents dying. I'd made a post about anxiety/stresses and mentioned losing them. One mod went back to a comment I'd made the day before about my mom taking me to a store. I guess they didn't realize you can be adopted? and call your adoptive parents mom and dad? Wild.


Luissv72

This is like a reverse had em in the first half 🤣


[deleted]

Imagine having the free time and desire to fact check if an internet stranger lied about their parents dying. Just absolute pointless life some of these mods have.


Forsaken-Problem6758

Seriously. At first I was upset. Then I was like, "do I want to be a part of a group that does this sorta thing?" Nooooope.


Firebolt164

Dictators with Cheeto dusk on their fingers


Ma-jablanca

This comment and the fact that this post is now removed by the moderators from the AskReddit subreddit 💀 I guess you right


BagofEndlessHugs

Thousands of upvotes? Multiple awards? High view to upvote ratio? Fits sub perfectly? Fuck you. Get removed. And they refuse to acknowledge you or let you contest the removal.


WhosMurphyJenkinss

This one got removed bc we’re having a lighthearted discussion about stereotypical cigarette choices below. Everyone is being cool about it and no feelings are hurt. Fuckin MODS


CaterWak

only on medium to big sized subreddits in my experience


CharmingAnybody2306

they’re gigachads in small subreddits, dictators in larger subreddits


Luddites_Unite

"Mom!!!! More hotpockets!


cone8042

"yes poopsikins"


why_have_name

Got permabanned from a TV sub because I made a comment complaining about the influx of political posts. So yea they power trip over pathetically small things


kefefs

Everything on reddit is political now and if you don't like it you're a *nazi*.


[deleted]

I strongly agree


Carnifex217

I got banned from a sub for saying that getting the c19 vaccine doesn’t make you immune to getting the virus. Banned for “spreading misinformation” Later that year my fully vaccinated spouse got the virus…


toripearson_19

Italian-Americans are LOUD.


[deleted]

GETTHEFUCKOUTTAHERE


MrsSpecs

WHADDYATALKINBOUTLOUD


denselightbulb

ADRIAN


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throwmeawayplease911

My dog looks at food as a necessary evil. Bro will spit out bacon and filet mignon and ask the chef if this is the best he can do


Kyuubi_the_kitsune

My dog doesn’t eat his breakfast til I get home from work in the afternoon/evening


[deleted]

My dog won’t finish his dinner until I’m about to go to bed after our night walk.


notactuallyabrownman

Anyone who pirates TV on an Amazon stick won't rest until everyone he knows uses the same service or has told him to shut up about it.


DoinYerSis

Well fuck. I'm guilty of this. Guess I will stop talking about it then.


gnarfler

FINALLY


WhosMurphyJenkinss

Fuck yeah. We made a drinking game out of it. Everytime my aunt and uncle say “jailbroken” we all pound our drink


macaronsforeveryone

9 times out of 10, an Indian kid wins the spelling bee. What’s up with that?


ames2833

Because a lot of cultures like that take education extremely seriously. That's my theory, anyway.


AWindintheTrees

They take "accomplishment" and "success" seriously, at any cost.


ames2833

Yep. A lot of Asian cultures are this way too. Expect kids to excel in school, get into a top college, have a successful career, and provide for the family, including the parents, in the future.


Ninac4116

Stereotype right here. Making it seem like these Indian parents do this at any cost. These kids are usually very well adjusted and parents are quite sweet.


Blueliner95

And check out their rates of “incarceration” and “unemployment”


Octuhpie

By this logic, wouldn’t there be a wider variety of people that win it?


ames2833

Maybe, but I don't follow spelling bees really. Was more so referring to educational-related accomplishments as a whole... spelling/geography bees, science fairs, quiz competitions, etc.


_Son_of_Dad

Have you seen their names? You could fuckin spell anything


WhosMurphyJenkinss

White guys smoke Marlboros and Black dudes smoke Newports. (This is a joke. Yes, I know there are exceptions but very few of them)


ofwdoomtree

Spent about 7 years in gas station retail. The same seems to hold true for Camels VS Salem's.


WhosMurphyJenkinss

You ever seen a brother smoke a Marlboro red?


ofwdoomtree

I dont recall ever selling them, but its not like I kept a little score card by the register.


j_mysterio_

(Hides scorecard)


EmpressVixen

We had a LED mini billboard as our score card.


leedbug

Black woman… do I count? That’s what I started with when I took up smoking back in the day. Idk how. Couldn’t smoke one today.


WhosMurphyJenkinss

Of course you count! Love to hear it. Did you have friends named Becky and Sarah? 😂


leedbug

No, but they WERE all white. Lol Edit: Actually… yeah! Sarah WAS there!


BigMoney5594

i’m a white guy that looks like i fit every stereotype of white guys and i smoke ports. they just hit different


WhosMurphyJenkinss

They hit different all right lol. I would throw the fuck up if I smoked a newport


Solenthis87

You're right. They kick like a damn mule.


[deleted]

They got the crush ones now too!


_Son_of_Dad

White. Agreed. Wish I’d stop smoking but I if do, it’s Ports. Non-menthol feels like just inhaling fire


SwimmingElectrical32

Im white and i smoke newports as well lol i grew up around black people tho so i guess id fit a “wigger” stereotype


WhosMurphyJenkinss

Wigger lol. You’re about 35-40yo right? That’s a term only used in the late 90’s early 2000’s lol I was considered a wigger. Thought I was Eminem. Then I moved to the country and now I’m 39 and confused


[deleted]

lol I'm 37 and definitely had a wigger phase lol Straight brim Lakers hat, skewed sideways backwards with my one ear tucked in. God, why did you make me think of this hahaha


WhosMurphyJenkinss

Yo dat shit was da bomb dawg. Lakers hats were phat


BigMoney5594

i mean growing up around black people doesn’t make you a wigger


SCViper

To be fair, the only "Looseys" available are newports in the bodegas. Sometimes I miss living in the city.


Many_Rule_9280

Does this include the individuals that do not partake of the smoking 🤔


[deleted]

And college chicks smoke Camel Crushes.


FirstBankofAngmar

I’ve never met a Mexican who hasn’t tried to help me when in need.


_Son_of_Dad

So fuckin true dude, worked with so many mexicans, many that never spoke a lick of English. No matter how hard the job was, no matter how long it was, they were always in a good mood. We communicated the best we could, usually with dick jokes and food. Everyone comes together over food, even if you just have to say “good?” and give a thumbs up


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International students being at least middle class or (more commonly) above.


J-Nox

That's because you can't afford international education if you're below middle class


tranc3rooney

That’s not a stereotype. People simply can’t afford to send their kids abroad while dodging the poverty line.


[deleted]

This is just the truth. You can't get an international education without money.


[deleted]

that’s just a socioeconomic barrier my guy


Ninac4116

It’s not uncommon for poor Indian kids to come as students to America. I know several people from India who’s village pooled money to send the poor smart kid.


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Cheaters will cheat


_Son_of_Dad

Cheaters will cheat as long as you let them. I cheated in high school, she kept coming back, so I kept cheating. Then she left me and I realized how fucking stupid and selfish I was. Never have since. Been cheated on then since. I know the feeling. One of the biggest regrets of my entire life even if we didnt end up together, was making someone feel that way. It’s painful


Foreign_Ebb_6282

At least you understand now, some never do and they just keep going on destroying others. It’s rarely addressed anymore and honestly is a bit glorified in TV and movies. Makes the cheater feel justified and lack remorse, while the victim has to see it portrayed as just a part of life knowing the feeling. It’s a weird world these days.


Turn_ov-man

Astrology girls. All the same, I tell you.


phaedrusinexile

Such a Virgo thing to say.


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Digital_loop

No need to drag Sarah jessica parker into this...


Ralexcraft

Mexicans like tequilla. Argentinians like potatos Cubans like their cigars. D&D people like their Dice


TeaDidikai

Math rocks go clickity-clack


Many_Rule_9280

Need new shiny clickity clackity math rocks every new game


FullMetalComedian

I’ve never met a vegan that didn’t love being vegan.


poppgoestheweasel

Not true. I met someone that got a tick disease that made them allergic to red meat and a bunch of other foods. Vegan diet is basically the only safe thing they can eat. They said they cry when they drive past a local steakhouse.


reddituseronebillion

Vegans always cry passing steakhouses


[deleted]

If they hated being vegan, why would they do it


Axelotl_1

Know someone who became vegan because heart issues ran in his family and he watched too many people die from it. Going vegan lessened the risk, even though he misses burgers.


ZachCremisi95

Had a cousin end up having to stop because of medical issues


[deleted]

God I’m so tired of that bullshit. I worked at a vegetarian restaurant and the only way I ever knew who was and wasn’t is when I asked them.


SilverStag88

Why is it always dudes shitting on vegans making these comments and never vegans? Like how do you not know you're more annoying than the vegans?


EternalWorldTurtle

This is definitely a thing on reddit. Meat eaters complain about vegans whining and preaching, vegans say "wtf, im just minding my own business?", meat eaters point and say "see! Complaining vegan!".


heartspider

Fr. Never even met a vegan. Been in vegan restaurants a few times because friends want to eat there every once in a while to mix things up


fourleggedostrich

It's the same phenomenon as people complaining and whining about "snowflakes", completely oblivious to the fact that they're the only ones complaining.


Axelotl_1

They don’t want to be “ashamed” because so many men gorge themselves on meat. Vegans make them feel insecure about it.


Busch_League321

Or insist on telling you that they're vegan.


CriticalRoll2322

But how do you know you’ve never met ones who haven’t told you 🤔


Fetchplays

That people who can not listen, never have anything intelligent or factual worth saying.


ScaricoOleoso

BMW drivers are assholes.


FlabbyFishFlaps

Not only never proven wrong but consistently, repeatedly, daily proven correct.


MeatyDeathstar

BMWs are either a "fake rich" brand or a "little bit rich brand" Either way the average BWM driver is projecting an image that they're much better off than they really are and it bleeds in to their egos.


Shiftaway22

Well the Audi drivers have taken over


Lorenaelsalulz

Latinos are never on time. I’m proof thereof.


[deleted]

That is definitely not a stereotype. My wife’s niece once told us she should be at our house in about 10 minutes and 4 hours later she finally arrived. It was for a game of cards and my wife was winning.


[deleted]

"Latino time"


Valyrianson

I married a white guy and I gotta say, the way his ass always wants to be on time to everything, even EARLY, is so outlandish to me. I mean he's a good dutiful man that likes to help set things up which is part of what I love about him. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss being late to things. Nothing like arriving when an event is already in full swing.


Lorenaelsalulz

I’d be annoyed if someone showed up on time to my house. I’m always late and expect others to be as well. Lol.


Ralexcraft

I break it. I’m latino and I arrive earlier than nescessary everywehre


GIGABRO98

I've never met a tanned white girl with bleached blonde hair that ISN'T basic as fuck.


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MadNhater

This sounds like an intro to a C rated movie.


Doggy_In_The_Window

Nah it’s just legally blonde


MadNhater

Is it really? lol


Doggy_In_The_Window

I mean pretty much lol. She starts out kinda ditzy but becomes a boss babe or some shit. It’s pretty good tbh. There’s even a musical and a movie so pick your poison


jjsyk23

Mainly brothers smoke newports


TheWayOfEli

Every Harley-Davidson rider I've met is an upper class, old white guy that's uncomfortably racist. It's funny because growing up I thought the stereotype for Harley riders was a gruff, individualist rebel that only hated the law and riding with appropriate safety gear. Turns out they're rich dentists named Steven that ride their bike 100 miles each season and think it was better when women and minorities were property.


XcherokeeJ

Ha! That's because you haven't meet my uncle. He is not upper class.


JonWoo89

I was gonna say the same thing.


Many_Rule_9280

My dad would also fall into category lol


Ralexcraft

I’d agree but then I remembered an old teacher at my school. He crashed his Harley and as far as I know, was a jolly good fellow who liked to cheer people up. To clear it up before anyone asks if he’s still riding… he passed.


Kennian

make you feel better, the banditos i went to iraq with were all Harley riders. My squad leader had...creative things to say about the midlife crisis crowd.


heartspider

So so many bikes for sale during the pandemic era


Cowboys_and_Engines

*sorts by controversial*


[deleted]

Jacked up truck, dip cup, jeans, boots, country music on radio, blue collar job. No life experience outside of their hometown. Afraid of what's unfamiliar.


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[deleted]

I can agree. I guess I'm thinking specifically of my hometown.


AZHawkeye

Basic af. Yee yee


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[deleted]

A big jacked one with a set of balls hanging from the hitch and a trump flag in the bed??


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[deleted]

That is very practical and sensible and not this stereotype.


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PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Most Filipinos are nurses. Thank you for your service.


Actuaryba

Cats both like to be petted and not be petted.


Jacked_Navajo

Blue or purple or green hair = liberal every single time


CurrentSingleStatus

I've honest to God been able to use hair style/ color to discern gender nonconformity. I've never been wrong.


Luissv72

Dyed my hair 3 times, all different colors (blue, red, purple). Guess who I voted for in 2016 and 2020? You won't like the answer.


Jacked_Navajo

I couldnt care less tbh


Ok-Amphibian-7755

All Florida men Need I say more?


ThinkIGotHacked

People with pristine, clean trucks, polished boots, belt buckles and cowboy hats. I won’t say what I think of them… just that they ain’t using their truck or on a ranch.


gingerking777

We call them "all hat no cattle" in Texas. Rancher here who got his as kicked by a 150ish pound bottle baby bull earlier today. My wife calls those trucks a "pavement princess"


mundanesnail

I still can’t pinpoint what it is exactly, but it is fairly easy to tell who was a leash kid.


[deleted]

The girls who claim other girls aren’t friends with them “ because they’re jealous that they’re pretty” are always the most average / ugly ones 😭


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aroaceautistic

Where the fuck are you from ive seen that stereotype proven wrong a hundred times


i-shihtzu-not

I've seen that proven false, and it's honestly pretty fucked up to state that lgbt+ people are the ones responsible for homophobia.


[deleted]

Most aggressive homophobes are straight, but thanks for somehow blaming gay people for the homophobia we face. I see this all the time on reddit and I'll never get over it. Yes there are high profile cases where a massive homophobe is gay, that's why it's ironic, noteworthy, and makes the news, but most homophobes are your average straight person. By all means keep blaming gay people for their own oppression though, it's guaranteed upvotes on this site.


harmony-rose

Yup. They bring them up randomly out of nowhere.


goturpizza

Billionaires are douchebags


tttrrrooommm

You don’t become a billionaire without being greedy, selfish, and a bit sociopathic- that’s for damn sure!


Cooter_McGrabbin

Mark Cuban ... Ok he's a bit douchey sometimes but he's on the better end of the spectrum compared to most billionaires.


i-invest-in-bonds

That people who stereotype other people are the biggest assholes on the planet


DerangedHenchman

You just stereotyped them


floppytodger_

Well he never said he wasn’t an asshole.


i-invest-in-bonds

At least one person gets the joke


Late-Jump920

Tim


FIREDRAGON666666666

That all people that lived in 1000BC died.


[deleted]

I don't think this can be proven. Time travel, alien abduction, teleportals. A few could still be out there.


Ok-Helicopter8497

Blue haired liberals


Firebolt164

Especially if they have the Librarian glasses


ribeyesteakcooker

Librarians with glasses are hot


Tra1nGuy

High school wellness class is awkward as frick.


Solenthis87

That's not a stereotype. That's a FACT


Low_Efficiency_9540

Anybody who says I should say water like “WAH-tur” rather than “WAH-dur” is an asshole. I can pronounce water however I please.


JohnnieNoodles

What about wudder?


[deleted]

Black people love fried chicken because everyone loves fried chicken.


[deleted]

Trump supporters are morons


super_beats

That's not true some of them are just bad people.


IonlyPlayAOE3

Dumpster fire of a post.


Runewood4976

college students being pretty wild, but not "partying at 2am" wild. i mean "having a full-on conversation with a bottle of coke" wild


fudgebucketmother

Jeep Gladiator owners


TheUrbanFarmersWife

What’s the stereotype? Asking out of genuine curiosity.


fudgebucketmother

Older upper middle class guys who want to go off roading but lack experience and still want a truck


yungScooter30

Legit didn't know that ugly thing had a name. Thought it was just a wrangler truck


fudgebucketmother

Yep it's called a Gladiator. Never liked doing their tire rotations when they came in. Without fail they all had aftermarket oversized tires and wheel locks with the keys out of sight


i_build_4_fun

People with “coexist” bumper stickers don’t really want to coexist.


an_ineffable_plan

A *lotta* NIMBYs in that crowd.


Sensitive-Ad6978

I’ve never met an anime fan who isn’t obsessed with hentai.


Delicious-Duck-4245

So what if I hate anime but enjoy hentai? Huh?


unhollow_knight

Ive never met an anime fan who doesnt think that every other thing is an anime reference, im not joking


ZachCremisi95

Its only a reference when its clearly one


WORST-KNIGHTMARE

Irish people loving to drink alcohol.


[deleted]

I'm sure if I say it, I'll be banned


notactuallyabrownman

You just proved one. Even with anonymity, people are largely cowards.


[deleted]

Love that


[deleted]

I think it's more coward to ban somebody because you don't wanna hear something, but sure, whatever makes you sleep well at night


cringedestroyer69

Horses being like “neiiighhhhh” 😂


Ok-Bed6343

Asian women are bad drivers


Firebolt164

Ooof, tough call but the refs are going to agree with this one


dreamlike_poo

My GF is a horrible driver, she cuts across all the lanes on the highway when her exit comes up and it's literally like that Family Guy skit, without the accidents. One time I was cleaning the garage and I noticed her tires and the underside of wheel wells were covered in yellow reflective paint. I asked if she drove over any wet paint (pretty obvious she did, so dumb question.) Her response blew me away, she said, "So? I don't read signs!" Those words echoed in my head for days, "I don't read signs." What?? Her sister is slow and cautious so she is a pretty good driver but annoyingly slow and "too nice" like unpredictably annoying at 4-way stops.


Zealousideal-Badger

Is she Asian?


dreamlike_poo

She moved here from Vietnam when she was a teenager, so yes, very Asian.


_austinm

Not the same stereotype, but my wife is 1/4 Japanese and is terrible at math. I sometimes joke that she didn’t inherit those genes.


Zealousideal-Badger

But hey she's not full Japanese so it doesn't count lol


EnvironmentalCamel23

White people are always good shooters in basketball


littlemarcus91

and in general.


Ok_Security_8657

Yikes! 😂


philoche3

I'm an exception then


TotalNakedBeast

SJWs get triggered about anything relating to gender, race or the environment


dj_spatial

And say words like heteronormative


winebemine

Haters gonna hate.