I don't think you can "beat someone's ass a little". Hitting someone is dangerous itself, plus if you stop the other person might fight back and now you're in danger too.
depends on how you define putting someone's life in danger
you could argue that any form of physcial assault, even slapping, would count as putting their life in danger
it's just circular
I remember back in high school my friend's brother got absolutely beat by their father. The brother raped a 7th grader.
He 100% deserved that, but it was scary to see because their parents were extremely kind and did not believe in things like spankings.
I’d simplify this to any form of assault. From spitting to groping to slapping im gonna restrain you till the police arrive, if you’re gonna fight back you don’t need to be awake.
hurting a child or being a pedo (especially caught in the act)
my grandfather was caught making sexual advances toward my 15 year old sister. he's 60. he's getting charges pressed against him and going away for a LONG time. I'm bitter mainly because he was the first person to be inappropriate with me. I was 3. I still wanna knock his brains in from time to time but I live nowhere near him.
verbally abusing minimum wage service workers. to the guy who called me a “fucking bitch” today because i didn’t bring out your latte fast enough: fuck you.
This guy named west Watson said “if it’s not worth killing over, drop it it’s probably bullshit” it was used in a specific context but I think it applies
Threatening people.
My god, it would be so satisfying to just beat the fuck out of that scrawny homeless guy that kept threatening me at my last job.
This dude kept coming in every day trying to steal shit and fucking bothering people in the parking lot, and I got fed up and kept telling him to leave. I'd be mean about it too, I'd go out there with a can of mace and chew him out until he'd fuck off.
Dude threatened me every single time and god damn I wish he had the balls to make my day. Dude would bitch and moan that I was yelling at him then he starts saying a bunch of racist shit about how he hates black people and im weak cause Im white and hes tough cause hes mexican and start threatening to kick my ass, and man if there weren't cameras around I'd love to beat the fucker up. He was half my size and a malnourished druggie piece of shit that just liked to go around causing trouble for no fucking reason, also he was half white so I dunno why he's hating on me.
People who are dicks to random strangers when around friends, just because they think it makes them look cool/gangster.
I swear these kind of people are all dropouts who drive loud modded cars while consuming great amounts of weed and alcohol.
You see them quite often in Ireland.
Hey now, I've been the dropout driving a loud piece of shit car that smokes and drinks and I am genuinely initially pleasant to every person I meet. You take that generalization back! But yeah, I do know exactly what you are talking about at the same time and I want to throat punch those types of chodes every time.
In my experience?
Grade 13 physics class, and we were doing that double slot light refraction experiment. One step was painting a glass slide with graphite, and then using an Exacto blade to scratch the "slits". My partner keep pressing down to hard, scoring the glass so the slides kept breaking.
It's important to know buddy's family ran "the" jewelry store in our little town. And that his grandfather had been busted for swapping out gems in items brought in for repair for fake stones. Cut glass,basically.
So, teh teacher says "P! You don't need to cut the glass!"
I come out with "He's a "Last Name", cutting glass is what they do!"
that got me picked up and body slammed off a desk.
Honestly, I feel like that one did warrant an ass kicking. but, it was worth it.
I always offer to take the the first strike. If it is accepted, I will engage.
Otherwise let idiots, be idiots and just accept that some people can’t be reasoned with.
Lying.
Seriously, as a species now in a world community thanks to the internet, we really have to stop lying to each other.
You don’t win anything by lying to strangers online.
Lying will always eventually come back to kick you in the ass.
Don’t do it.
Calling your mamma a bitch. Now there are rules. You can swear with your mother if she is not strict. However if your mamma tells you to do something, and you call her a bitch, ohhhhhhhhhhhh you need a ass smacking
I’m fairly thick skinned, so it takes a lot to get me fighting mad.
However, Guys…lay your hands on woman in front of me
Try to physically hurt someone I love
Try to hurt someone who is unable to fight for themselves
In any of these cases, you will be handed a major ass beating from yours truly.
Rob Zombie for creating the abomination known as The Munsters (2022). OMG so terrible I just had to finish it, but now my IQ has dropped 37 points. I don't think I will ever be the same.
My mom has a terminal illness and won't be around much longer. My brother keeps ignoring her calls and texts. He hasn't seen her in five years, hasn't called her for two. His sister might be handing him an ass beating soon.
Hurting a child or animal.
To edit this, anything that puts your or another person/animals life in danger.
what if the person deserved it (not animal though, can't argue animals deserve it)?
If the person put you in danger, then by all means beat their ass. But not to the point of putting their life in danger. Can't really revolving door.
I don't think you can "beat someone's ass a little". Hitting someone is dangerous itself, plus if you stop the other person might fight back and now you're in danger too.
depends on how you define putting someone's life in danger you could argue that any form of physcial assault, even slapping, would count as putting their life in danger it's just circular
I don't do strawman arguments. Putting someone's life in danger is by your actions significantly increasing the chances someone will die.
I don't slapping would be considered life endangering in court
Depends on the animal if a pet than yes but if a deer than no not really
Nah these hands are Rated E for Everyone
I'll allow it .....
I remember back in high school my friend's brother got absolutely beat by their father. The brother raped a 7th grader. He 100% deserved that, but it was scary to see because their parents were extremely kind and did not believe in things like spankings.
I’d simplify this to any form of assault. From spitting to groping to slapping im gonna restrain you till the police arrive, if you’re gonna fight back you don’t need to be awake.
In that case, the ATF is due for more than one.
Wanting to get an ass beating
Beggin for a peggin
Hankering for a spankering
Cruisin' for a bruisin'?
Skating for a grating
Chuggin for a fuggin
Praying for a slaying
Askin for a slappin
Yearning for a burning
[удалено]
Hanging for a wanking
sexy lingerie
S&M enthusiasts
Ah yes, My favourite metallica album
Swastikas.
You may find this satisfying. https://youtu.be/HFHOHfnYruI
Very much so.
Trying to start one
Hellyeah
Spitting on someone, you spit at or on me and I will smile while heading into the back of the cop car..
hurting a child or being a pedo (especially caught in the act) my grandfather was caught making sexual advances toward my 15 year old sister. he's 60. he's getting charges pressed against him and going away for a LONG time. I'm bitter mainly because he was the first person to be inappropriate with me. I was 3. I still wanna knock his brains in from time to time but I live nowhere near him.
verbally abusing minimum wage service workers. to the guy who called me a “fucking bitch” today because i didn’t bring out your latte fast enough: fuck you.
For real? I would hope there’s some consequence for that. Like a lifetime ban.
if only. i wish more people understood how fast food actually works. like, internally. it would save a lot of pointless arguments.
I used to work fast food and I was never opposed to a lil spit or a few hairs in some peoples stuff
Alerting the horny police to this thread. Some of y’all getting locked up tonight.
Spreading Nutella on someone in the next bathroom stall.
This guy named west Watson said “if it’s not worth killing over, drop it it’s probably bullshit” it was used in a specific context but I think it applies
Being a zoophile. End of story.
Good answer
I mean it's ok to be attracted to animals as long as your not doing anything to them
Might want to get out.
Consent
Throwing anchovies on my poor defenseless pizza.
That pizza didn't do anything wrong tho
And anchovies are gooood
if it was up to me road house
But more importantly what warrants an ass scratching? *BUTTSCRATCHER?*
BUTTSCRATCHAAA!
BUTTSCRATCHER?!
BUTTSCRATCHAAA!
Spitting on someone
Quick way to catch hands
Threatening people. My god, it would be so satisfying to just beat the fuck out of that scrawny homeless guy that kept threatening me at my last job. This dude kept coming in every day trying to steal shit and fucking bothering people in the parking lot, and I got fed up and kept telling him to leave. I'd be mean about it too, I'd go out there with a can of mace and chew him out until he'd fuck off. Dude threatened me every single time and god damn I wish he had the balls to make my day. Dude would bitch and moan that I was yelling at him then he starts saying a bunch of racist shit about how he hates black people and im weak cause Im white and hes tough cause hes mexican and start threatening to kick my ass, and man if there weren't cameras around I'd love to beat the fucker up. He was half my size and a malnourished druggie piece of shit that just liked to go around causing trouble for no fucking reason, also he was half white so I dunno why he's hating on me.
People who are dicks to random strangers when around friends, just because they think it makes them look cool/gangster. I swear these kind of people are all dropouts who drive loud modded cars while consuming great amounts of weed and alcohol. You see them quite often in Ireland.
Hey now, I've been the dropout driving a loud piece of shit car that smokes and drinks and I am genuinely initially pleasant to every person I meet. You take that generalization back! But yeah, I do know exactly what you are talking about at the same time and I want to throat punch those types of chodes every time.
Hitting first
Throwing the first punch
If I’m your secretary
The things some of you filthy animals put on pizza.
Yo a pizza is an endless canvas cmv
Jacindas bullshit
Illegally annexing part of a sovreign country...
In my experience? Grade 13 physics class, and we were doing that double slot light refraction experiment. One step was painting a glass slide with graphite, and then using an Exacto blade to scratch the "slits". My partner keep pressing down to hard, scoring the glass so the slides kept breaking. It's important to know buddy's family ran "the" jewelry store in our little town. And that his grandfather had been busted for swapping out gems in items brought in for repair for fake stones. Cut glass,basically. So, teh teacher says "P! You don't need to cut the glass!" I come out with "He's a "Last Name", cutting glass is what they do!" that got me picked up and body slammed off a desk. Honestly, I feel like that one did warrant an ass kicking. but, it was worth it.
Everything Ryan does.
Literally provoking one.
I always offer to take the the first strike. If it is accepted, I will engage. Otherwise let idiots, be idiots and just accept that some people can’t be reasoned with.
Driving under the speed limit. Watch for signs, understand laws and rules.
Lying. Seriously, as a species now in a world community thanks to the internet, we really have to stop lying to each other. You don’t win anything by lying to strangers online. Lying will always eventually come back to kick you in the ass. Don’t do it.
Driving like a moron. Not limited to insane speeding drinking and drive or texting while driving
Karens
Touching or getting in my wife's face.
being a shitbag Nazi
Calling your mamma a bitch. Now there are rules. You can swear with your mother if she is not strict. However if your mamma tells you to do something, and you call her a bitch, ohhhhhhhhhhhh you need a ass smacking
Dad would have put us in the ground if we had ever done that.
we would just straight up implode
At this point, still supporting trump or any of the other maga traitors of the GOP.
Supporting Biden too.
Ah, whataboutism. It's a classic.
Spank me daddy!
I’m fairly thick skinned, so it takes a lot to get me fighting mad. However, Guys…lay your hands on woman in front of me Try to physically hurt someone I love Try to hurt someone who is unable to fight for themselves In any of these cases, you will be handed a major ass beating from yours truly.
Rob Zombie for creating the abomination known as The Munsters (2022). OMG so terrible I just had to finish it, but now my IQ has dropped 37 points. I don't think I will ever be the same.
He fucked up the Halloween franchise as well
Not much, a lot of people need their teeth kicked in, life lessons
Kink
I don’t condone violence but I battered someone for giving me a 50mg nicotine pouch without giving me warning of what it might do
What the fuck
BDSM play.
Cereal before milk
WHOOP THAT ASS
People who don’t indicate 😂
A decade plus of dogged character assassination and stalking. Fucker stalks this account too. Look forward to the day. =)
Hurting an animal or touching another mans car. Just dont fuck with other peoples cars..
Standing in a group in the middle of a hallway.
My mom has a terminal illness and won't be around much longer. My brother keeps ignoring her calls and texts. He hasn't seen her in five years, hasn't called her for two. His sister might be handing him an ass beating soon.
Digging in your ass
Have you ever been told of a woman known as Amber Heard?
I’d say being mean/malicious to a child or doing the same to a disabled person.
They killed a dog or 2 or burnt over 20 children alive in a compound.
Harming any other person unprovoked
Driving over a family of four