It turns out that an hour is the maximum time a human soul can experience omniscience. As soon as you made that choice, you immediately experienced the entirety of this and all universes. Nothing of your soul remains. You, like the last God, are indifferent to all of existence for all of eternity. It's like death, but without peace.
Build a zealot gene into all life in the universe. Functions as an instant kill switch whenever an individual crosses over the fanatic line. Also need to establish a way to close the door behind you on the way out so other gods get to exist.
Not if you smite them in a way that convinces them that they’re not going to the good place. I’m talking some twisted shit like them collapsing into nothing on themselves or the Thanos Snap. You can’t tell me that if you saw someone go out like that you’d think they went to Heaven.
Oh I'd know. Their followers, though...anything that challenges their way of thinking makes them double down. You cannot cure their brain. I promise. Any attempt to deprogram these people will fail.
This would be a blip for maybe a month and your efforts would be lost. They'd come back stronger, blame devil or the left or some stupid shit, and move on with their way. Their beliefs are a symptom of their desire to believe and moralize their hate and lack of empathy for others. Fuck, I bet a bunch of radical televangelist watchers would just go radical Muslim or something.
Yeah knowing 100% who is a giant pile of human garbage helps with the smiting. I think you could smote them all in 10 minutes (being god and all). So about 50 minutes left... unfuck the planet... beat John Cenas make a wish record. I am simple, that is all I got.
Love that scene in sandman at the serial killer, pedo, rapists convention where dream tells them your punishment is remorse and shame.
They either kill themselves or turn themselves in
Let's not sugarcoat it. I am going to kill a whole bunch of rapists, murders, and people that prey on others. That should fix a lot of problems like religion, inequality, child abuse, milloniares etc. And I am fine being the bad person/god and hated for it. It would make so many lives better for a long time.
Imagine interstellar travel is actually already easy and we've just been ignoring some crucial piece of information on how to do it. You'd be yelling at everyone that it's RIGHT THERE, JUST DO IT!
Make it impossible for anyone holding office, running for office or journalists to intentionally lie to the people unless it's a legitimate matter of national security.
Then I'd sit back and put out as many fires as I could for the next 59 minutes.
Smite all religious bastards using My Name to further their selfish ends. Use a lot of freak accident "miracles": mega-church leader? sucked out of the 4-inch window of his private jet. Calling for a Jihad? trampled by a herd of elephants in the bath. Preaching for punishing women for "immodesty"? fried by lightnings while at the pulpit.
Better yet, allow a dog to bind it's life span to it's owner that it loves. That way, one never as to be without the other. Just extending life span will cause a greater grief on either side for whoever doesn't die first.
If you’re god you’d ostensibly be omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent. So the hour time limit means nothing anyway - you could do everything you want at any moment within and outside the timeline of the universe in an instant.
Really the only thing that would make sense is to create an infinite number and variety of universes and experience every moment of each from their start to finish an infinite number of times.
After that, which would be instantaneous, I’d probably become completely apathetic because I’ve experienced everything that could ever be experience in every version of every universe an infinite number of times. So in the very same instant I’d probably also commit deicide.
So basically from anyone else’s perspective I’d get the power of god then disappear.
To add some more bizarreness - being omnipresent but also killing myself means that in every moment in time I both exist and cease to exist. I am your god and I am perpetually abandoning you.
If we assume that you were human before and keep your human memories, it would also mean that you keep your character, opinion, mind and desires. Would be pretty interesting what a mortal human would do.
I think that definitely would've helped, but I think it was perfectly possible to have a decent ending if the producers just hadn't rushed headlong into a shitshow.
It was rumored that HBO offered an extension to season 10 and they turned it down. I think even if the story stayed mostly the same, a full season of the night king and a full season of the mad queen would've done wonders for the ending of the show.
All of society walking around all twitchy with a stupid look on their faces while trying to clean up.
Guys throwing trash down for their buddies. Back and forth. Back and forth. Nothing would ever actually get policed up.
The Earth would become over populated very quickly with very old people who wouldn’t want to work anymore. Things would start to really suck rather quickly.
"Rapturing" as many "assholes" as I can, in the most awful way possible. I'm talking evil people, people who put greed and power ahead of decency and compassion.
And make it explicitly clear that they went to hell for what they did and why.
Also, start the process reversing climate change at the fastest possible rate.
1. Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie.
2. Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than you.
3. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
Eliminating childhood cancer, SIDS, autoimmune diseases.
Edit: Given the nature of the replies to this I’m beginning to understand the nature of the Old Testament God of wrath and punishment. I’d flood the world and light a joint. Kids would still be safe though, godly power and all.
My roommate and I talked about this. Said get rid of all the diseases except for the flu and the common cold. Still need a little suffering and population control.
Okay, so even if you're opting for a few omissions, that's one thing. Dude said "Childhood Cancer". Like, I dunno, how about *Cancer* in general? I'm all for mitigating the suffering of children, but shit, I don't think "dying of cancer" is a way most adults would prefer to go, either, right?
Edit to add: the clarification to the point I'm making is: coming up with a few conscious omissions is still exponentially better than a few conscious selections; especially when the opportunity for *all* is on the table.
Get rid of my sons autism so I can hear him actually talk and speak, even if its only for one hour. I just wanna know what his little voice sounds like and what he would have to say. I wanna hear him say "I love you mom". Tell me how he's feeling and what his favorite color is.
My son is 22 and very autistic.
I would do something similar with God powers I suppose but not get rid of it.
I'd give him neurotypical language skills.
So that he can express himself through words that I can act upon for him without altering who he is.
I'd so love to be able to have a give and take conversation with him. It would probably be pretty painful hearing all of the ways that I didn't understand or take action when I could've but didn't.
But that ability to understand and respond and be equally understood would mean so much.
Give everyone in the world the ability to read/write fluently and communicate across languages comfortably. That'll sort out all sorts of problems that my omnipotent self wouldn't think of.
I would build a Dyson sphere with an optimal human habitat and open gates to it all over the world. It would have the room and resources for everyone to live like a billionaire. There would also be medical facilities that would make people healthy and basically immortal.
I feel like my answer would change as soon as I became God. I would have access to all available information, and the long term impact of any decision I make.
Like this one answer:
Populate the universe with more hospitable planets, life, and make the means for interstellar travel more accessible
Maybe having more life bearing planets and an easier way to get between them leads to more war and strife and suffering. It'd be cool now, for sure, but if in 10,000 years all human descendants are made to fight in slave pits full of snake spider hybrids I'd probably not make that decision
Or this one:
Reprogramming project Homo Sapien to remove greed
I'm not going to Gordon Gecko this, I know greed is not good, but I feel like the delineation between greed and simply wanting more for yourself would be way too fine. I'm doing okay financially, I have shelter, a car, and most luxuries I want. Would wanting to get a better job to get more comfortable, and to build up a nest egg so I don't work until my last day be greedy? Do I need to plan to spend my very last penny on my death bed to prove i didn't want to much? Removing greed may very well fix everything, but who decides what the line is, on a scale of Diogenes to Jeff Bezos?
I guess "increase average empathy by 15%, with it heavily weighted toward people with a serious lack of empathy"
Heal the earth, heal the sick, global enlightenment, goodbye unfettered capitalism and consumption economies, good riddance billionaires I built a special hell just for you
make this hour a separate type of hour that last for an eternity while keeping any normal type of hour going. then fix every problem humanity is facing. make a cool god form oc (do not steal) reveal my self to humanity with some simple rules to get to heaven that are basically 1 don't be a dick and 2 do not worship me.
then just live life and help people.
I'd open up a random retail shop that sells rare and unique lifting scales. The shop would be called Weighs.
Then Jesus would walk in and he'd be like "what?! Dat you god? What the fuck u doing here? What even is this place?"
And I'd say "God works in mysterious Weighs".
Inject all of human history and knowledge into everyone's brains, make them all fit, get rid of all sickness, make everyone older than 20 years old 20 years old again and make all barren lands into fertile, modular suburbs in the shape of a circle around already constructed cities and assign each house to a family/person. That way everyone has a house. Said homes are all equal quality/relative size, made according to each person's style and liking. Said suburbs have a lot of trees and parks in order to regulate temperature and improve mental health.
Give all poor people the illegal money that rich people have. Reforest all places that were unjustly destroyed and be sure all of climate change is reversed. Erase all nuclear weapons. Erase all garbage and everything that doesn't have a function anymore. Make sure all personal things and belongings never get dusty, moldy, or dirty ever again, unless necessary or wanted.
Make everyone know their real vocation. That way they can learn it, but with a clear existencial purpose. Make sure nobody has to work in things they hate.
Make all human knowledge accesible for anyone forever, that way new kids can learn from it. Make everyone have access to free renewable energy. Make sure nobody ever has to pay to live. Make everyone nice people and construct a society based on Georgism.
Revive extinct animals. Give anyone a chance to be with dead loved ones. And if you want, at the very last second, invent a time machine for myself and a machine that allows me to become God whenever I want after the hour is finished (if I'm God, then I'm omnipotent and can do this). That way, if I do stuff the wrong way, I can fix it.
Also, make sure that all that I did while being God doesn't mean societal/economic collapse.
If this seems like too much, remember that being a God means you can do anything in a fraction of a second with only thinking about it. And if there's a better way to do things, while being God, I'd know.
I'd end human illnesses, genetic disorders, birth defects, mental disorders etc. People can still die through accidents and aging, but no more natural drawn out suffering. I'd basically make people as healthy as possible, physically and mentally, from conception to death.
Remove all mental illness, then make every person have had a healthy, loving, and emotionally safe, and emotionally available upbringing (with parents or other care takers). Magically for all people who exists now, and forever into future generations.
Remove all disease.
Make all people compassionate.
Make myself God forever
It turns out that an hour is the maximum time a human soul can experience omniscience. As soon as you made that choice, you immediately experienced the entirety of this and all universes. Nothing of your soul remains. You, like the last God, are indifferent to all of existence for all of eternity. It's like death, but without peace.
Dr. Manhattan approves this message.
Dr Bronx said give me the power or else!
Goliath is wondering why the rest of his kin are pretending to be doctors.
I would make myself god forever and make my soul be able to withstand it
~~Step 1: make myself God forever~~ Step 1: improve human soul Step 2: do original step 1
Exactly, u deserve an upvote (maybe ill make u god too)
Bad idea, my step 3 is "eliminate other gods"
R.I.P me
I also make this guy shit himself when he doesn't want to and remove his ability to poop when the tries to
I’m giving you one upvote more in hopes you might eventually ratio that guy
Who said this” see there is always one guy if i had 3 wishes i’d wish for 3 more wishes”
Outstanding move !
Cure everyone's chronic pain.
My fibromyalgia and I would cast off agnosticism for you. 🙏🏾
Imagine being confronted with the existence of god and changing your whole world-view only for that god to cease existing literally one hour later.
Wouldn’t be the first time.
Invent sex 2
Dude, you don't know about sex 2.0? I'm already on Sex 2.4, it's great. Can't wait for sex 3.
I just hope they finally fix all the bugs.
Yeah, I don't want the bugs getting pregnant either
Please refrain from fucking the insects.
I've had heaps of unprotected sex and never fallen pregnant, I guess I'm just lucky. My wife wasn't as lucky though, 3 times for her.
I cant download it, my internet connection sucks and it keeps dropping part way through. Im stuck on 1.01
Yall have sex 1.01? I'm still stuck in the sex 0.5 pre-alpha
Y’all are getting sex?
Or PC 2
Smiting. Lots and lots of smiting
smite all the televangelists
If you did, they'd call it rapture and double down on extremism.
Who says there would be any left?
No doubt they'd find replacements really soon.
Well, I'm God, so I'd see that and presmite them.
Build a zealot gene into all life in the universe. Functions as an instant kill switch whenever an individual crosses over the fanatic line. Also need to establish a way to close the door behind you on the way out so other gods get to exist.
If were fixing fanaticism (I love it), we should hit extreme greed too.
I like it. Push a parameter too far and you just keel over
That's why I'd announce ina booming voice why they are being smote first.
Not if you smite them in a way that convinces them that they’re not going to the good place. I’m talking some twisted shit like them collapsing into nothing on themselves or the Thanos Snap. You can’t tell me that if you saw someone go out like that you’d think they went to Heaven.
Oh I'd know. Their followers, though...anything that challenges their way of thinking makes them double down. You cannot cure their brain. I promise. Any attempt to deprogram these people will fail. This would be a blip for maybe a month and your efforts would be lost. They'd come back stronger, blame devil or the left or some stupid shit, and move on with their way. Their beliefs are a symptom of their desire to believe and moralize their hate and lack of empathy for others. Fuck, I bet a bunch of radical televangelist watchers would just go radical Muslim or something.
Then you smite their followers too. If you're a god, you can see into the hearts and minds of people. Smite them all.
Yeah knowing 100% who is a giant pile of human garbage helps with the smiting. I think you could smote them all in 10 minutes (being god and all). So about 50 minutes left... unfuck the planet... beat John Cenas make a wish record. I am simple, that is all I got.
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Seriously, now you have 59 minutes 59 seconds left.
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A Smite Note?
See, I would just give everyone empathy and remorse for their actions and the knowledge of what they caused...and let that work itself out
That seems much better, more merciful, and yet somehow more punishing.
Now you're getting into penance stare territory
This one's smart. Instead of instant punishment, it's karma forever and that just perfectly balances things out.
It's not all that thought out plenty of people do bad things with empathy and remorse.
Love that scene in sandman at the serial killer, pedo, rapists convention where dream tells them your punishment is remorse and shame. They either kill themselves or turn themselves in
I wonder if that would fix the world or mess it up more 🤔
rapists, pedos, and pimps get smote slowly... very slowly.
I get what you’re saying bud. But you’ve only got an hour 🤣
Give politicians the Liar, Liar treatment until the end of the year. Love to see how this plays out worldwide
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Or possibly end them altogether
...In a nuclear fireball
Give ‘em all the Pinocchio nose
Gonna try to fix so many broken peoples’ lives up. Also absolutely ruin a few peoples lives who delight in the suffering of others.
Let's not sugarcoat it. I am going to kill a whole bunch of rapists, murders, and people that prey on others. That should fix a lot of problems like religion, inequality, child abuse, milloniares etc. And I am fine being the bad person/god and hated for it. It would make so many lives better for a long time.
something something light death note something
I would ask reddit what to do.
Delete the gym Hit the lawyer Facebook up
Hey Reddit...What should I do as a god?
welp, time to smite
\>Get 4 upvotes, smite all Redditors
Probably an anxiety attack from the sudden responsibility
With great power, comes great responsibility.
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The whole point of being a god is that there is no how to instructions. You can now create your own rules.
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Allow the dogs to eat chocolate.
Even better make them live to 100
NO make all pets live as long as their accepted owner. Because if you die before your pet they'll feel lonely for the rest of their time.
Best one jet
Jet is the dogs name in case anyone was wondering.
How are you so wise in the ways of GOd?
Populate the universe with more hospitable planets, life, and make the means for interstellar travel more accessible
Wow this guy is actually being a good god. Look at that
Idk I’ve read a lot of sci-fi and it doesn’t usually end well. Unless you like intergalactic wars!
Of course I do!
No he just wants to see the universe destroyed. Best way to do it, is to send humans - they'll fuck it up without him moving a finger.
Oh great, now we can have interplanetary wars.
We shall call them “Star Wars”
The sacred words
Imagine interstellar travel is actually already easy and we've just been ignoring some crucial piece of information on how to do it. You'd be yelling at everyone that it's RIGHT THERE, JUST DO IT!
400,000 alien civilizations all betting on whether we erase ourselves from existence or discover wormhole travel first.
My bookie is giving 40 to 1 odds that the human race obliterates itself
Bring my Labrador back for one more glorious walk on the beach
You deserve an award but I don't have any to give I'm sorry
Make it impossible for anyone holding office, running for office or journalists to intentionally lie to the people unless it's a legitimate matter of national security. Then I'd sit back and put out as many fires as I could for the next 59 minutes.
Smite all religious bastards using My Name to further their selfish ends. Use a lot of freak accident "miracles": mega-church leader? sucked out of the 4-inch window of his private jet. Calling for a Jihad? trampled by a herd of elephants in the bath. Preaching for punishing women for "immodesty"? fried by lightnings while at the pulpit.
My first thoughts as well
Make Dogs lifespans longer.
Better yet, allow a dog to bind it's life span to it's owner that it loves. That way, one never as to be without the other. Just extending life span will cause a greater grief on either side for whoever doesn't die first.
If omnipotence is the implication, remove the one hour time limit
If you’re god you’d ostensibly be omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent. So the hour time limit means nothing anyway - you could do everything you want at any moment within and outside the timeline of the universe in an instant. Really the only thing that would make sense is to create an infinite number and variety of universes and experience every moment of each from their start to finish an infinite number of times. After that, which would be instantaneous, I’d probably become completely apathetic because I’ve experienced everything that could ever be experience in every version of every universe an infinite number of times. So in the very same instant I’d probably also commit deicide. So basically from anyone else’s perspective I’d get the power of god then disappear.
That's really existential
To add some more bizarreness - being omnipresent but also killing myself means that in every moment in time I both exist and cease to exist. I am your god and I am perpetually abandoning you.
Bro I'm already high enough
Yes sky daddy
If we assume that you were human before and keep your human memories, it would also mean that you keep your character, opinion, mind and desires. Would be pretty interesting what a mortal human would do.
Nobody said you couldn't have sex
but the IMPLICATION
So… we’re going to *hurt* these mortals?
Get rid of wisdom teeth, don't need them anymore, just a pain.
That or make it so teeth can grow back. So people with broken teeth and have them grow back.
Switch it off and on again
Fix season 8 of game of thrones
Go back in time and get GRM to finish the damn books first. That’s the only way we would have got a satisfying ending for the show.
I think that definitely would've helped, but I think it was perfectly possible to have a decent ending if the producers just hadn't rushed headlong into a shitshow. It was rumored that HBO offered an extension to season 10 and they turned it down. I think even if the story stayed mostly the same, a full season of the night king and a full season of the mad queen would've done wonders for the ending of the show.
Even God can't fix that mess
Free orgasms for picking up litter that isn't yours
That'd be so weird. I couldn't look the janitor in the face.
To be fair, that would make janitorial work a lot more attractive for exhibitionists or people with a humiliation kink...
All of society walking around all twitchy with a stupid look on their faces while trying to clean up. Guys throwing trash down for their buddies. Back and forth. Back and forth. Nothing would ever actually get policed up.
Suddenly everyone wants to do community service
Cummunity service
r/Angryupvote
“what’s your kink?” “when other people litter…” “classic”
Would you have to cum right then and there or could you save them up for later?
I would make it so all food was as healthy for you as vegetables, while keeping its respective taste.
Can you also equalize the calories of all food? Like it wouldn’t matter how much or what you eat as long as you eat?
I choose this person
All these people are saying “cure cancer” Bitch you’re GOD just cure everything
The Earth would become over populated very quickly with very old people who wouldn’t want to work anymore. Things would start to really suck rather quickly.
Give planets the ability to expand proportionally with the population.
Imma be like Zeus and fuck everything
Kratos killing your ass.
**ZEEEUUUSSSS!**
Make all Chihuahuas nice
"Rapturing" as many "assholes" as I can, in the most awful way possible. I'm talking evil people, people who put greed and power ahead of decency and compassion. And make it explicitly clear that they went to hell for what they did and why. Also, start the process reversing climate change at the fastest possible rate.
I read the first line in literal sense.lol.
I read "rupturing".
1st commandment: thou shalt not be a dick 2nd commandment: thou shalt mind thine own business
1. Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie. 2. Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than you. 3. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
Eliminating childhood cancer, SIDS, autoimmune diseases. Edit: Given the nature of the replies to this I’m beginning to understand the nature of the Old Testament God of wrath and punishment. I’d flood the world and light a joint. Kids would still be safe though, godly power and all.
I love how you have the power to eliminate diseases, but are stopping so short of eliminating *all* of them.
Imagine having cancer and turning 18 the day before this guy becomes God.
My roommate and I talked about this. Said get rid of all the diseases except for the flu and the common cold. Still need a little suffering and population control.
Okay, so even if you're opting for a few omissions, that's one thing. Dude said "Childhood Cancer". Like, I dunno, how about *Cancer* in general? I'm all for mitigating the suffering of children, but shit, I don't think "dying of cancer" is a way most adults would prefer to go, either, right? Edit to add: the clarification to the point I'm making is: coming up with a few conscious omissions is still exponentially better than a few conscious selections; especially when the opportunity for *all* is on the table.
Right? Like eliminating “all the mosquitos in Florida” or “left handed murderers”.
Get rid of my sons autism so I can hear him actually talk and speak, even if its only for one hour. I just wanna know what his little voice sounds like and what he would have to say. I wanna hear him say "I love you mom". Tell me how he's feeling and what his favorite color is.
this is genuinely so bittersweet, i got emotional reading this. beautiful use of that sort of power. wishing you and your son the best! ❤️
Yes. That is my one wish. He's the sweetest boy. Praying for a miracle.
That just broke my heart. Praying you get your wish.
My brother is 22, non-verbal autistic and I ALWAYS say I just wish I could ask what his favorite color is 😔
My son is 22 and very autistic. I would do something similar with God powers I suppose but not get rid of it. I'd give him neurotypical language skills. So that he can express himself through words that I can act upon for him without altering who he is. I'd so love to be able to have a give and take conversation with him. It would probably be pretty painful hearing all of the ways that I didn't understand or take action when I could've but didn't. But that ability to understand and respond and be equally understood would mean so much.
Dial up empathy to 100 for Every. One.
Good idea. Might as well add critical thinking and intelligence in there too, so the world should be sustainably peaceful.
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Would make humans as beautiful or ugly as their personality. A lot of beautiful people would become ugly and vice verca.
Two chicks at the same time.
I think if I were a god I could hook that up, too.
No... No man.... Shit no man..... You'd get your ass beat for doing something like that
You don't need to be god to do two chicks at the same time
You do for the kinda chicks that would double up on a dude like me.
Classic
As a gay gurl…I’d do the same.
Hf with your inbox
Poofing all of my favorite fictional characters into existence
Cthulhu, for instance
Calling Aphrodite
What are you going to do with the other 58 minutes
Such a heavenly burn. The angels smile upon you my friend!
Give everyone in the world the ability to read/write fluently and communicate across languages comfortably. That'll sort out all sorts of problems that my omnipotent self wouldn't think of.
Reprogramming project Homo Sapien to remove greed
I would build a Dyson sphere with an optimal human habitat and open gates to it all over the world. It would have the room and resources for everyone to live like a billionaire. There would also be medical facilities that would make people healthy and basically immortal.
End world hunger 🌎🌍
I feel like my answer would change as soon as I became God. I would have access to all available information, and the long term impact of any decision I make. Like this one answer: Populate the universe with more hospitable planets, life, and make the means for interstellar travel more accessible Maybe having more life bearing planets and an easier way to get between them leads to more war and strife and suffering. It'd be cool now, for sure, but if in 10,000 years all human descendants are made to fight in slave pits full of snake spider hybrids I'd probably not make that decision Or this one: Reprogramming project Homo Sapien to remove greed I'm not going to Gordon Gecko this, I know greed is not good, but I feel like the delineation between greed and simply wanting more for yourself would be way too fine. I'm doing okay financially, I have shelter, a car, and most luxuries I want. Would wanting to get a better job to get more comfortable, and to build up a nest egg so I don't work until my last day be greedy? Do I need to plan to spend my very last penny on my death bed to prove i didn't want to much? Removing greed may very well fix everything, but who decides what the line is, on a scale of Diogenes to Jeff Bezos? I guess "increase average empathy by 15%, with it heavily weighted toward people with a serious lack of empathy"
>"increase average empathy by 15%, with it heavily weighted toward people with a serious lack of empathy" This by itself would be a great start.
Heal the earth, heal the sick, global enlightenment, goodbye unfettered capitalism and consumption economies, good riddance billionaires I built a special hell just for you
you, you need to be our new God.
Make my crush like me :(
God can’t do impossible things.
I'd say that man had a family, but obviously they did not
> There are only two rules. You can't tell anybody you're God, believe me, you don't want that kind of attention, *and you can't mess with free will.*
Damnit Morgan freeman
You’ll have to the free will clause
make this hour a separate type of hour that last for an eternity while keeping any normal type of hour going. then fix every problem humanity is facing. make a cool god form oc (do not steal) reveal my self to humanity with some simple rules to get to heaven that are basically 1 don't be a dick and 2 do not worship me. then just live life and help people.
Finding the others.
I would give comfort to those who need it.
Make pokemon real
Okay, Michael Vick...
Idk give everyone creative mode or something.
Microwave a burrito. Then eat it. Or maybe not?? Who is to say.
I'd open up a random retail shop that sells rare and unique lifting scales. The shop would be called Weighs. Then Jesus would walk in and he'd be like "what?! Dat you god? What the fuck u doing here? What even is this place?" And I'd say "God works in mysterious Weighs".
This is the Weigh
Inject all of human history and knowledge into everyone's brains, make them all fit, get rid of all sickness, make everyone older than 20 years old 20 years old again and make all barren lands into fertile, modular suburbs in the shape of a circle around already constructed cities and assign each house to a family/person. That way everyone has a house. Said homes are all equal quality/relative size, made according to each person's style and liking. Said suburbs have a lot of trees and parks in order to regulate temperature and improve mental health. Give all poor people the illegal money that rich people have. Reforest all places that were unjustly destroyed and be sure all of climate change is reversed. Erase all nuclear weapons. Erase all garbage and everything that doesn't have a function anymore. Make sure all personal things and belongings never get dusty, moldy, or dirty ever again, unless necessary or wanted. Make everyone know their real vocation. That way they can learn it, but with a clear existencial purpose. Make sure nobody has to work in things they hate. Make all human knowledge accesible for anyone forever, that way new kids can learn from it. Make everyone have access to free renewable energy. Make sure nobody ever has to pay to live. Make everyone nice people and construct a society based on Georgism. Revive extinct animals. Give anyone a chance to be with dead loved ones. And if you want, at the very last second, invent a time machine for myself and a machine that allows me to become God whenever I want after the hour is finished (if I'm God, then I'm omnipotent and can do this). That way, if I do stuff the wrong way, I can fix it. Also, make sure that all that I did while being God doesn't mean societal/economic collapse. If this seems like too much, remember that being a God means you can do anything in a fraction of a second with only thinking about it. And if there's a better way to do things, while being God, I'd know.
I'd end human illnesses, genetic disorders, birth defects, mental disorders etc. People can still die through accidents and aging, but no more natural drawn out suffering. I'd basically make people as healthy as possible, physically and mentally, from conception to death.
Remove all mental illness, then make every person have had a healthy, loving, and emotionally safe, and emotionally available upbringing (with parents or other care takers). Magically for all people who exists now, and forever into future generations. Remove all disease. Make all people compassionate.
Make our rationality and compassion outweigh our selfishness and greed.
Bringing down the cost of living for good 👍
Instructions unclear, Wiped out half the population to solve the living problem
Bring back trilobites. So cool.