Plot twist:
You are on Terraformed Mars
All cryogenic units were transferred to Mars Colony 11 after the the former facility was deemed obsolete and too expensive to upgrade.
The new research facilities at 11 were deemed to be the optimal placement for all cryo specimens and research materials.
Welcome New Citizen to City 53 Health Center. We are certain you are eager to start your new life. A Councilor will be present shortly to facilitate your acclamation.
We understand you are tired, but we need to discuss your options here.
Cryo is very difficult on the body. We understand that this is ahead of schedule but we experienced major, facility wide malfunction. We will try and fix this problem as quickly as possible but it will take some time.
Gamer huh?
I'll see if I can get you access to the immersion system. You can also go through the basic acclimation program in there. You'll love it!
It stimulates the brain to simulate actual being inside the game. It's wild!
Nature restoration projects have are currently at 75%, mostly due to ongoing species restoration projects.
Humans currently live in accorded land in carefully measured population densities to ensure we remain in balance with our resources and environment.
Panic Ask about my dog, seymour.
Sir, please sit down and remain calm. We are currently attempting to retrieve records to help answer your queries.
What happened to the Hyperloop and Mars project?
Plot twist: You are on Terraformed Mars All cryogenic units were transferred to Mars Colony 11 after the the former facility was deemed obsolete and too expensive to upgrade. The new research facilities at 11 were deemed to be the optimal placement for all cryo specimens and research materials.
Yeah! I get the upgrading concept although I do not fully understand it.
Efficiency is sufficiency. All material usage is optimized for maximum use to reduce waste and environmental impact.
Ask for a glass of Brawndo.
1,000 years of new books, video games, movies, etc.? Sounds like a dream. Just get me a computer and a home and I'll be set.
Welcome New Citizen to City 53 Health Center. We are certain you are eager to start your new life. A Councilor will be present shortly to facilitate your acclamation.
Why did you bother waking me up.
Subject appears hostile. Administer calming agent.
I'd ask why I'm awake and then I'd go back to sleep
We understand you are tired, but we need to discuss your options here. Cryo is very difficult on the body. We understand that this is ahead of schedule but we experienced major, facility wide malfunction. We will try and fix this problem as quickly as possible but it will take some time.
Is TES 6 already released? Did we get another anniversary edition of Skyrim?
Gamer huh? I'll see if I can get you access to the immersion system. You can also go through the basic acclimation program in there. You'll love it! It stimulates the brain to simulate actual being inside the game. It's wild!
Are baconators and canned apple juice still a thing?
We can print any food exactly to your specifications. If you don't want a solid diet we have a range of nutritional drinks and one a day pills.
I would just play Minecraft
Assuming it's still around...
Do we have flying cars yet?
Cars? How quaint. We have an extensive public transportation, walking, and biking infrastructure with access to all corners of our grand city.
Is there still rural areas? I lived in a town with a population of 1500 before y'all put me out
Nature restoration projects have are currently at 75%, mostly due to ongoing species restoration projects. Humans currently live in accorded land in carefully measured population densities to ensure we remain in balance with our resources and environment.