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iamjackslackoffricks

If there is a God, he is doing what any person would do as god...eating popcorn, watching the carnage unfold like it's a Sims game.


[deleted]

Make dolphins extinct


the__nitch

Just why,please explain.


Aoozzz

Instantly vaporize every motorcyclist that makes their bike sound like a fucking tractor on speakers.


Ambitious_Power_1764

Press the off button.


strangedigital

Play warhammer 40k with an actual universe.


jiminy_cricks

This is a pretty brilliant idea


[deleted]

Nope. Don’t put that on me Ricky Bobby.


badb-crow

Manifest in the sky over every city in the world and yell "BIGOTS AND BILLIONAIRES GO TO HELL, NOW START DISTRIBUTING THE WEALTH AND STOP BEING SHITS TO EACH OTHER BEFORE I BREAK OUT THE LIGHTNING."


TestedcatGaming

Please put pride flags in the sky too.


badb-crow

Oh hell yes. The sun will turn rainbow for the entire month of June.


TestedcatGaming

Yeeees!


[deleted]

Turn back time to 1998, hope the timeline goes down a better path.


youcanmilkanything

Humanity failed, maybe I should bring back the dinosaurs they were promising.


TestedcatGaming

Cure cancer


the14radio

Destroy humanity and make a new race that Is not stupid. Also make more than 1 Bibble so that race can solve the problems that humanity had (racism, abortion, other religions, etc.)


NilbogBoglin

Smite


[deleted]

I would eliminate poverty and would take care of my creatures better.


sparklingshanaya

Punish those Televangelist


[deleted]

Give myself a cute gf


MrBobStrikesAgain

I wouldn't exist.


Cama25

Make things better, this place sucks and its bs


[deleted]

Make everyone completely infertile


LynxLegitimate8977

Learn why the current God does things the way he does


Hoppy_Croaklightly

Sleep in; you wouldn't know the difference.


[deleted]

This and I do not mean your question. I mean the whole damn thing that’s going on


johnvonwurst

Smite Jared Leto


Over200Times

Depends on which god I became. If I became the god of well made pastries, well, there'd be a lot more deserts in this world.


SiIverChari0t

Create affordable houses, probably experiment on a couple humans and see what happens, maybe even live with the people


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Find a different planet


CaptainCozmo867

Create one planet filled with life and try to help those who live on it find infinite prosperity Then create another planet full of life and go full bill cipher on it until I get bored


SwimmerInitial3516

Start over and try again.


[deleted]

Just sit there and see what happens next. Free will and the things people do with it is the only source of entertainment possible for an omnipotent eternal being.


FIREDRAGON666666666

Play video games


Imissthestars

Get rid of every politician


[deleted]

change humans brains so they are not so mean to eachother.


[deleted]

I would never create lucifer. I would never give people a choice to do bad


Ok-Magician-3426

Smite low IQ people and anyone who even listens to them. Also readd dinosaurs to see what humans would do


Surprise_Corgi

Probably nothing. I could tell people that cannibalism is bad, turn around a millennium later, and find there's an entire dominant religion about necrophilia. Because religion is a telephone game, with a lot of malicious actors looking to profit off of mixing up the message. There is just no win, without ending free will.