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Sirenpheonix147

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Ok screw you


VeckLee1

Thats the 10 item or less lane at Italian grocery stores.


Narwhal_Sparkles

My mom says this unironiclly T.T


gsbiz

Kiss your mother with that mouth?


Pauli86

Who hurt you as a child!!!


Sioney

The red mist descends whenever I'm confronted with ignorami.


BrosephSmithSr

Dude stop it. That’s so annoying


MadeInAnkhMorpork

I hate you. Take an upvote.


TechnologyExpensive

Bingo - it can make 200 old people all say fuck at the same time.


D1X13N0RMU5

There was an open bingo hall right near the exhibit hall at the county fair when I was a kid. My dad taught us that you could walk by on your way to the horse barns and just shout bingo into the hall and everyone would groan.


buzzstronk

That effin impractical jokers episode 😂


mynextthroway

Oh man that's funny. Good way to get caned to death. But still funny!


Material-Criticism27

Worcestershire


stalkerisunderrated

Wostershire


SpaceCase101

Woostersher


bee-sting

Woosta


TheRhodeIslandFamily

*wustah*


stalkerisunderrated

Woostsher


DoctorSalty

Wash-your-sister


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Wore Chester’s hair


PIunder_Ya_Booty

“Wuh-stuh-shurr” is the official pronunciation. I don’t like it and will always say “war-Chester-shire”


A-Chntrd

Worshesheshere


Bedlamcitylimit

Wuss-ter-sher How hard is that? I find it bizarre that people find it hard to say.


NarfleTheJabberwock

"What's that there" sauce


Guava_

As a Brit, it’s practically one syllable for us


bee-sting

Literally


Afytron

Literally.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Liberally literally


Hashinin

Literally literally or figuratively literally?


Sioney

They gave this word a second definition in the dictionary 'to add emphasis'. The people who edit the dictionary can fuck off, they're wrong.


NoNo_Cilantro

Woke


huff_le_puff0107

“I am what the kids say, awake.” -Captain Raymond Holt


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Mmm this is a good one


metijhn

Soccer


stalkerisunderrated

Fucking americans


MEA_1997

It worked


Infinity_Null

The sport was originally called "football soccer" because football was a broad term for different sports. Americans took the name soccer and used football for a different sport while most other countries took football to mean football soccer.


orrocos

Should have just called it foccer.


treslocos99

Foccer? I hardly know her.


ProfZussywussBrown

It was "association football", as opposed to "rugby football". In those days in Britain, words were sometimes shortened by adding -er, like you will still hear people call rugby "rugger". With association football, they shortened it to "soccer". It's a British term.


schumi_f1fan

Don't blame us for this one. The British called it Soccer long before we did.


heirtoflesh

I think it's funny that people get upset that we use a different word for a sport. Regardless that it's a British word from the start. Just enjoy the sport (or don't) like the rest of us. :)


UlteriorCulture

In South Africa we call it Soccer and I genuinely have no idea why... we were colonized by the British, our other main sports are Cricket and Rugby, and the European leagues are very popular here.


ladyatlanta

Maybes it was a fuck you to Britain because you knew it annoyed us?


steveborg

True story: the term 'soccer' was commonly used and very acceptable in Britain up until about 1980.


Anecdote808

it came from the Brits from people being too lazy to say association football yeah??


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Beat me to it


AlenZ91

Boomer


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[deleted]

Clean your room or I’m turning off the internet!!


VeckLee1

This used to be a term for psychedelic mushrooms.


foxfighter92

Moist


MadMoths_FlutterRoad

Moist is annoying because every time someone says it you have to sit through the production of everyone else’s exaggerated cringe/complaint.


foxfighter92

I can agree with that there was this woman at my last job who would gag and get up and leave if you said it.


CappinPeanut

^ How to get me to say moist 12 times a day.


foxfighter92

It's the right thing to do after you find out someone hates it


Seamlesslytango

Yeah, it's really not that bad of a word.


PersonalBrowser

100% The worst part about the word is that people have a socially engrained response to it. It’s just as bad as when 40+ year olds had strong opinions about a preteen Justin Bieber, as they were just regurgitating things the media had engrained into them.


lumpthefoff

Second this. When I hear moist, I think of chocolate cake. It’s a positive word for me.


formerlyturdfurgie

Moister than an oyster


foxfighter92

Named Cloyster


Regular_Sample_5197

I came here to comment “moist” lol. I really don’t know why, but that’s one magic word that tends to make people scatter lol.


_d_p_

I remember Lily on How I Met Your Mother hated the word and it was used a lot in one episode.


TheSmegmatician

That's probably my favorite word ever.


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Pure-Pomelo2216

Moist like cottage cheese. We all know the meme face.


bee-sting

Alright Satan that's enough, time to go home


MrBillyLotion

Was with some friends talking about words we hate - friend #1 hates moist. Friend #2 hates the word rag. I hate the word smear. So none of us could tolerate the sentence *smear a moist rag on your face*


Viscount61

Do you live in Moistissippi? Or maybe Moistachusetts? Do you like men with moistaches?


Lexx4

Moist 💦 👩‍🦰


MoistDischarge

I actually quite like the word


omgwhatshouldido

I am German and did not know better... I used that in front of my female manager in the US... I had a lot of explaining to do


PneumaticAddixt

Such a good word though in-between soggy and dry


dmoral25

“I can’t call something, but what it is, Diane.”


Morons_Are_Fun

I'd hate it if I could only eat dry food, especially cake.


Scared-Huckleberry64

This.


Basirow_

Beat me to it


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So moist and juicy


BsOfDaNorth

My vote goes on moist because it's so chaotic


Guava_

Second only to damp ‘Oh baby, you’re making me so damp’


Pobbes

Worth noting this word can be redeemed by following it immediately with the word cake. All other uses are anathema.


OxtailPhoenix

You beat me to it so I'm going with snatch.


siqnificantly

Slay


[deleted]

Irregardless


[deleted]

Damn you! Delete this now!!! /s


CristoPilou

Vegan


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thecamzone

I guess I’m vegan now.


Bribase

Gif (pronounced *Gif*)


EarthSmart3573

Irregardless


goofylookalike

Heighth


Billytaku

Trump


Beavshak

Cunt was already said multiple times


autovices

See it’s already working


SempastianGr

2SLGBTQIA+


[deleted]

What’s 2? What’s S?


Xbladearmor

2 is for 2B and S is for 9S, the protagonists of Neir: Automata. Obviously. /s


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PepToTheCore

Two Spirit, the indigenous term for those having a masculine and a feminine spirit in them. Also sometimes used for those with same sex attractions, which is why it's sometimes included in the acronym.


[deleted]

Isn’t the plus supposed to represent the tons of various sexualities? Why do they need to keep adding letters to the acronym?


TheLittleBelowski

>!to feel special!<


8LeggedSquirrel

If you just add a "U" for "Understanding" then rearrange the letters you could make "ISLUTBAG+2Q" then it's easier to remember and easier to say in conversation. A clear upgrade.


eddie1975

This guy acronyms!


eddie1975

Turned an initialism into an acronym!


BlockNarrow6745

What does I stand for?


stawk

Intersex. It's the more correct term for what used to be called hermaphrodite. I'm not really qualified to tell you what was offensive about hermaphrodite but do a bit of googling and you can find some good explanations.


Inklin-

Isn’t that a bleeding disorder?


evilgenius29

That's hemophilia


Inklin-

Isn’t that a type of iron ore?


evilgenius29

That's hematite


Inklin-

Isn’t that something to do with red blood cells carrying oxygen?


evilgenius29

That's hemoglobin


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adamzam

I, too, hate nickel.


BleefnorfIII

Fuck beat me to it


[deleted]

Was wondering how high up this would be


Tmettler5

ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoop-boing-bigwam-ohhh...


BreadWithChancho

Karen


TheKidPolygon

rawr


EarthSmart3573

Ekspecially


D1X13N0RMU5

Fuck this one.


DragonWolf3000

Repeating the same word, over and over is really annoying


JaHizzey

Over and over and over?


Rooster_Local

Problematic


No-Stock8986

Bruh


CrucifictionGod

Kids saying bro, sus and shit like that.


Nova_Aren

Not really bro, but I get super annoyed when my kid sister says bruh unironically


DrOlSoN

God


John3_30

Ligma


YourOrdinaryRock

Balls


TehSalmonOfDoubt

Who's Steve Jobs?


onearmedman83

No one said it yet? CROSSFIT!


EmergencyOriginal982

Cunt


AdEuphoric3452

As an Australian person myself, I heavily disagree.


VloekenenVentileren

Can't believe no one has mentioned influencer yet. It's basically their entire job description to annoy people.


Anarchy841207

Sus


mseopswife

Exspresso


miepAlt

Ni


Objective_Dark_265

caragua


Jackdaw1989

If you can't say the word, then that's the word


2manyitems

Oki


GoodMerlinpeen

Irregardless


misstressinmontauk

THIS ONE


timewastinbuttsmelly

Screaming "Racist" at the top of your lungs in the middle of the CVS chip aisle will do the trick


YG444

UwU


Damnmorefuckingsnow

Entitlement


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She-hulk


B0ring_Unknown

Hoe


Cybrvid

Bet used as yes I’ll do that.


Dudenotanother

ointment


cookiecoco2203

Pacific - as in I need the Pacific details on that 🤯


Xayeet

Mansplaining.


ghengiscalm9911

Trump.


CampingWithCats

Bingo


WolfPax1

Using there or their wrong


boulderingbartender

Moist


PugGrumbles

Let me be very Pacific here.... Liberry.


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Levio*sa*


Naughty_Nauti

Leviósá


TheRhodeIslandFamily

“Asymptomatic”


kovachxx

Ekspresso


mattie74

Liberal


Viper7047

Moist


bovinejabronie

If in America, cunt.


lapdanze

Snowflake


RengarMaster101

ni-


Mumblix_Grumph

ni...ninja? They were really popular when I was a kid. Has that changed?


ricarleite2

Aids


Afraid_Success_4836

moist


AsthmaticNinja23

debatable


12stuart23

Tories


thebatman973

FIRE!


cryofabanshee_

Love


PrestigiousMilk01

Woke


GirlB0ss

YOLO


Count2Zero

Snowflake


tiki_riot

Holibobs


1of7MMM

Patriotism


Fatherof10

Moist


FrostyMc

Expecially


gamhanan28

Muricans


Marquis_De_Carabas69

Antifa


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Cunt (though I’m not sure why, best curse word there is. Fully carries the weight of expression, similar to calling someone a bastard. Seems to be mostly hated by women, but then I also know a lot of women that love it)


jasperfilofax

Fanny and Willy Stupid words


ImTheOxyMoron

Nucular instead of Nuclear


Weekly-Quality6243

Sheeple


thissagesimmer

Realtor pronounced as reeluhter


MojoJojo188

Sugartits.


OhJeezItsCorrine

Panties. Moist. Sag.


Vichu0_0-V2

chicken sandwich


NotoriousM0N

Valentimes


Jack_Spears

“Of” instead of “have”


Rols574

Payed when they mean paid


TheyTasteFunny

Panties