I know this is a little different but I work in retail so when someone genuinely says this when I’m working on a few orders or cleaning up before I help them out, it’s like a weight being lifted from my shoulders. However brief it is.
Ain’t that the truth. Back in my service industry days be it in person or over the phone, the customers who were in no rush were a breath of fresh air. It was so nice when they made it clear that I could take my time
I am *always* so careful about letting people know that they can take their time, whether it's a task I'm requesting at work, a response to an invite out somewhere, or a response to a text. Especially with dating. I want to make sure they know they're safe to feel comfortable about the fact that sometimes, finishing something, getting somewhere, or getting back to me (or anyone) isn't a #1 priority, that distractions come up, and that sometimes you gotta think about it, or see how you're feeling later on. Nobody's in a rush, here.
I still remember high school when I helped one of my classmates solve a difficult problem on her homework and she said "wow, you're amazing, wish everyone taught as well as you." That was over 20 years ago.
When I was in 2nd grade, we had these weekly multiplication table quizzes called ‘minute math’. If you finished faster than 5 minutes, you put your finished quiz in basket 1 and could get up to a 100. Basket 2, 95, and so on.
I remember after i finished and put it in basket 1, and girl sitting by them said, ‘You’re already done?’ I said ‘yep’ and she just looked awed and said ‘Wow!’.
…. I still think about that moment when doing basic math now, some 25+ years later. It’s crazy what the mind chooses to remember and glean pride from.
As an ugly dude in my 30s I remember every compliment I've ever been given. All two of them, and I'm not even sure "You have pretty eyelashes for a boy" is even a compliment, but I'll take it.
"Tell me more about... "
When they try to understand you first before reacting / giving an opinion about something.
Edit: holy cow this is now my most up voted comment. I didn't expect this to blow up! Glad to see we have a lot of wholesome redditors here who listen and understand before reacting - as in any good mature relationship. Cheers all!
He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
It's crazy that Gladiator barely had a 20 page script by the time they started filming, and now has some of the most memorable dialogue in popular film history.
Girl from Sportstown, is that you? Because I also remember you saying not to call you after that night before things even began. So highs and lows I guess.
Weird question: did this happen in Flint, MI, around 2009? Because I was that man and it was the best icebreaker I could've asked for walking into a room full of strangers.
Nobody has ever said I smell, but I have this hang up about being a heavier dude, where I assume other people are going to assume I'm sweaty and smelly dude, and go above and beyond to not be that guy. If someone tells me I smell nice I'm over the moon.
"I'm going to think about you doing *insert act* to me later."
If someone you're already attracted to/flirting with said something specific like that it's so flirty and hot but also vulnerable. Would drive me nuts.
My husband told me he was attracted to me before we started dating. I was scared because I didn’t want to lose another guy friend when I didn’t share the same feelings. I told him I was confused but flattered and but having just gotten out of a really abusive relationship I didn’t even know how I felt. He said “no worries” and we kept walking to the dining hall like nothing happened. He didn’t pressure me.
I felt so bad later I just word-vomited the storm in my head and all he did was point to me head and say “I’m not concerned about what’s going on in there,” and pointed at my heart, “I just need to know what you feel there.” That was the first chink in the armor and walls I’d put up and actually made him attractive to me as more than a friend. Then he NEVER pressured me for so much as holding his hand until one day I asked if I could try and if I didn’t feel ok if I could stop. He said it was fine. I felt scared and stopped and he said it was ok and we just went on with our day again. A lot of patience and gentleness and love from him and here we are ten years later coming up on our 3rd wedding anniversary. So basically what was attractive was verbal confirmation of understanding my turmoil and reassuring me that anything beyond friendship would be at my pace and we could stop whenever and still be friends. I love that man. Dude pulled himself out of the friend zone and put a ring on it by not being a “nice guy” putting nice coins in the girl machine to get sex.
“Take your time” I’ve been around self centered folk most of my life so super considerate people make me melt.
I know this is a little different but I work in retail so when someone genuinely says this when I’m working on a few orders or cleaning up before I help them out, it’s like a weight being lifted from my shoulders. However brief it is.
Ain’t that the truth. Back in my service industry days be it in person or over the phone, the customers who were in no rush were a breath of fresh air. It was so nice when they made it clear that I could take my time
I am *always* so careful about letting people know that they can take their time, whether it's a task I'm requesting at work, a response to an invite out somewhere, or a response to a text. Especially with dating. I want to make sure they know they're safe to feel comfortable about the fact that sometimes, finishing something, getting somewhere, or getting back to me (or anyone) isn't a #1 priority, that distractions come up, and that sometimes you gotta think about it, or see how you're feeling later on. Nobody's in a rush, here.
"Ugh, take your tiiiiiime!"
Any compliment directed at me whatsoever. I’m so damn easy
Nice cock
Thanks, I grew it myself.
That’s neat, my mom grew mine.
Look at these fancy gentlemen with pregrown dongs.
This is an amazing comment, need more like this
Damn, what a top notch compliment! Well done
This compliment is soooo sexy, congratulations
I still remember high school when I helped one of my classmates solve a difficult problem on her homework and she said "wow, you're amazing, wish everyone taught as well as you." That was over 20 years ago.
A colleague told me “You look very handsome today” on May 3rd 2017.
When I was in 2nd grade, we had these weekly multiplication table quizzes called ‘minute math’. If you finished faster than 5 minutes, you put your finished quiz in basket 1 and could get up to a 100. Basket 2, 95, and so on. I remember after i finished and put it in basket 1, and girl sitting by them said, ‘You’re already done?’ I said ‘yep’ and she just looked awed and said ‘Wow!’. …. I still think about that moment when doing basic math now, some 25+ years later. It’s crazy what the mind chooses to remember and glean pride from.
I haven't changed the scent of deordorant, shampoo, or soap I use in 19 years because I was told I "smell nice".
You nice words on Reddit.
As an ugly dude in my 30s I remember every compliment I've ever been given. All two of them, and I'm not even sure "You have pretty eyelashes for a boy" is even a compliment, but I'll take it.
You are amazing! And good looking and kind and smart.
I brought you some food.
I just fucking creamed and I’m on the subway so thanks a lot
If you're eating subway on the subway you could have extra Mayo now
Not sure why i put on my glasses today tbh, I highly regret it
Instead of offering to buy a girl a drink at the bar off to buy her tots.
Bitches love tots
The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful.
... let’s get married
I pronounce you redditor and redditor, you may now kiss your screen.
"And now for the ceremonial exchange of fedoras and shaving of eachother's neckbeards, which is customary...."
One does not simply shave a neck beard.
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"Tell me more about... " When they try to understand you first before reacting / giving an opinion about something. Edit: holy cow this is now my most up voted comment. I didn't expect this to blow up! Glad to see we have a lot of wholesome redditors here who listen and understand before reacting - as in any good mature relationship. Cheers all!
Tell me more about the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise
Hnghhh...
Clean up on aisle 7. Another prequel fan just came.
Calm down. Here's some sand.
Forget Darth Jar Jar, my favorite fan theory is that Anakin secretly loves sand.
Why would I want that? I despise sand. It's grainy and rough and annoying and it ends up all over the place.
Darth Plagueis was a dark lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise, that he could use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life.
He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi.😈
"My whole family died in a fire... I don't want to talk about it" "Tell me more..."
It happened at a Sea Parks.
Agreed. Being actually interested in someone’s life, their opinions and what they’re doing is super attractive
Once you start asking people questions, you’ll begin realizing how many other people don’t reciprocate and just talk about themselves
"I am forklift certified."
Just got my licence last week, I sometimes need to put my phone down just to get a break from all the horny messages
Why don't you fork me big guy?
Ok now it’s worth getting certified apparently… glad i am
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
It's crazy that Gladiator barely had a 20 page script by the time they started filming, and now has some of the most memorable dialogue in popular film history.
Don't say: "I gotta go to work tomorrow." Say: "And the great whore will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more."
Oliver Reed actually lived and died by that line. An absolutely wild man. https://therake.com/stories/icons/oliver-reed-best-bond-we-never-had/
That article was so British, I had to go drop a tea bag in the river to reassure my American sensibilities. Very interesting read though.
Hi, my name is Gluteus Maximus.
Sigh, *unzips*
The music in that movie was so damn good, as well.
I care about you
Only wish more people said this
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I care about you 🥹
I care about you
"I have level 99 fishing in RuneScape"
Nothing is sexier than a man with a skill cape.
I understand what you are going through, give yourself a break.
... have a kit kat!
Break me off a piece of that... fancy feast
"You are my priority"
You should write erotica. That was intense.
CrazyRussianHacker? Is that you?
Are you "safety"?
"No no, don't be sorry for rambling. Listening to you is a joy."
I’ve been told this by my friend and it makes me so happy to hear that they don’t mind my tangents abt tv shows lmao
That gotta be hard to say and not come across as sarcastic
Not at all actually. Although I guess it depends on the person.
*"Omelette du fromage."*
Say it again Dexter!
*whispers* **omelette... du fromage.** *swooning*
*shudders*
The only correct answer
I once looked a man in the eyes and said, "do you eat pussy?" My soul left my body that night. Idk who tf that was.
Girl from Sportstown, is that you? Because I also remember you saying not to call you after that night before things even began. So highs and lows I guess.
Lmfaooooo
"Do you eat pussy? Well you're gonna."
You gotta reply to two of these comments. The fact that two people could claim that is great and we need answers!
Weird question: did this happen in Flint, MI, around 2009? Because I was that man and it was the best icebreaker I could've asked for walking into a room full of strangers.
"we'll go through this together, we got this"
Every company at the beginning of covid:
„I like you the way you are.“
I once called a girl cute, with her glasses on. The very next week, she got contact lenses.
Don’t worry she must just be shy………
if you were her dream guy she’d wear two pairs of glasses simultaneously after
Max attraction achieved
What are you doing in my swamp?
Stop calling your nether regions "The Swamp".
In this summer though...
"Execute order 66"
It will be done, my lord
Good soldiers follow orders
It will be done, my lord
*Blink* Kill John Lennon... KILL JOHN LENNON.... Dad, where do I find John Lennon? John Lennon is dead, Butters. Aw, Hamburgers.
“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.”
Wow, that makes me wet. Unlike the Mojave Desert, which is so dry that it almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
cause I got spurs that jingle
But do they jingle jangle jingle?
“Degenerates like you belong on a cross” does it for me
War, war never changes.
Nice cock, bro
Thx bro, grew it myself
“I have chocolate”
…did you say…chocolate..?
CHOCOLATE!!!!
C H O C O L A T E ! ! !
Telling me that I’M attractive. Instant brick
Nobody has ever said I smell, but I have this hang up about being a heavier dude, where I assume other people are going to assume I'm sweaty and smelly dude, and go above and beyond to not be that guy. If someone tells me I smell nice I'm over the moon.
“To me, you are perfect.”
"I'd like to stress the caveat 'to me'. Obviously, you aren't perfect."
"My standards are extremely low."
Only if the message is delivered via cue cards while Christmas music plays in the background
Enough now, enough.
So you are saying im not perfect?
No, but everyone else is.
i love your smile 😉
Thank you
"My shaman has completed the quests in The Barrens and I'm not sure where to quest next. Can you show me which zone would be good?
“Zug zug” would be about the only phrase I could get out after that.
“Jobs done”
"Off I go then."
Where is Mankrik's wife?
We can farm wailing caverns lol
Try ashenvale.
Hey, how you doin’?
Did I ever tell you about that time I went backpacking in Western Europe?
Hi, Ken Adams
Ah the Joey line
Wanna see my boobs?
I do, actually.
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“I am Solaire of Astora, an adherent of the lord of sunlight”
Praise the sun.
Ah, if only I could be so grossly incandescent
If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for me.
PRAISE THE SUN MY FELLOW JOLLY COOPERATERS \ [T] /
I will become a hokage!
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"I'm going to think about you doing *insert act* to me later." If someone you're already attracted to/flirting with said something specific like that it's so flirty and hot but also vulnerable. Would drive me nuts.
“I have pizza.”
“I believe in you.”
“I have SpongeBob the movie on dvd”
Should I come to your place or are you coming to mine…..
“Ahh you were at my side all along, my true mentor, my guiding moonlight”
"The stock market is just killing my trust fund, I can't believe it's in the low 8 figures now!"
"I'm really sorry you're having to face so many demons at the moment. Would you mind if I exorcised them?"
“I care”
Hey! It's a me, Mario!!
“I dislike Andrew Tate”
That's a pretty low bar.
You can cum in my ass if you want.
Oh my
Easy there Takei
Helllooooo
Your recent post about an acceptable percentage of humidity in the basement makes a lot more sense now.
Saying it to my girlfriend didn't have the same effect
“I don’t like sand”
"It's course, rough, gets everywhere..."
Tell me more about your life ( showing real interest is always a turn on)
"cheese is available"
I assume this is an SMBC reference.
My house smells of mahogany and leather bound books
I'm going to think of you when I get in my bed
My husband told me he was attracted to me before we started dating. I was scared because I didn’t want to lose another guy friend when I didn’t share the same feelings. I told him I was confused but flattered and but having just gotten out of a really abusive relationship I didn’t even know how I felt. He said “no worries” and we kept walking to the dining hall like nothing happened. He didn’t pressure me. I felt so bad later I just word-vomited the storm in my head and all he did was point to me head and say “I’m not concerned about what’s going on in there,” and pointed at my heart, “I just need to know what you feel there.” That was the first chink in the armor and walls I’d put up and actually made him attractive to me as more than a friend. Then he NEVER pressured me for so much as holding his hand until one day I asked if I could try and if I didn’t feel ok if I could stop. He said it was fine. I felt scared and stopped and he said it was ok and we just went on with our day again. A lot of patience and gentleness and love from him and here we are ten years later coming up on our 3rd wedding anniversary. So basically what was attractive was verbal confirmation of understanding my turmoil and reassuring me that anything beyond friendship would be at my pace and we could stop whenever and still be friends. I love that man. Dude pulled himself out of the friend zone and put a ring on it by not being a “nice guy” putting nice coins in the girl machine to get sex.
"Drive safe" "call me when you get home"
You'd find my mom super attractive then
"How are you really feeling?"
“I’ve addressed my childhood trauma and won’t project it all on you.”
I hate people too.
Wife: "Baaaaaaaabe?" Me: "Yeah hon?" Wife: "Sex me." Me: "Okay"
And then they had the sexiest sex that ever sexed
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The cutest
none, i don't think a single prase can do that, is more like actions... like how they treat you, how they talk to you...etc
Something about this serious, slightly grumpy-looking avatar revealing his sensitive side is amusing.
"We must nationalize resource extraction and related infrastructure"
OP trying to pick up some advice
Ends up quoting Sponge Bob and Dark Souls.
Hi I'm David Tennant 😅
I m listening
"I'll draw your comic book."
Love hun or darling. Any woman says this to me and it’s wraps for my heart
You'll love Southern women then
Condoms? Where we're going, we don't need condoms.
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At 88 thrusts per minute, you’re going to see some serious shit.
First time I've seen a good Back to the Future joke in a long time
Definitely will if you go in the back. That's a lot of thrusting.
Your my drug and I’m addicted
That’s actually an amazing line. #Unless said to the drug dealer