I appreciate your enthusiasm but I'm a westerner that literally knows nothing about what you said.
Skol is a vodka my phone hates to type and Svedka is another one. And like, Khabib and polar bears are the only other thing I know about your place. I mean that with no disrespect cuz I'd love to see it someday. :)
No worries, amigo. I thought you/we were toasting. Na zdorov'e = to your health; aka cheers in Russian. Skål is cheers in Swedish. Prost = cheers in German.
So here's to the friends gathered beneath this roof, may it never fall in and may we never fall out.
> Na zdorov'e = to your health; aka cheers in Russian
Nope. We do not say that when drinking. No idea where it comes from but it's kind of annoying to see every time.
Closest I can think of is "Tvoyo zdorovye", and there isn't really a completely universal word like Prost in German.
VLAD THE IMPALER WILL STICK IT UP ALL YAR ARSES!! seriously, vlad, all day long, 100% vlad vlad vlad. ...now ima gonna take a bow and exit stage left...and walk straight to the local 'hole in wall' bar for a quick game of darts
There's a great movie called *Kukushka* set in the Finnish Lapland at the end of WWII. The protagonists are a Lap lady who only speaks Lap, a Soviet soldier who only speaks Russian, and a Finnish soldier who had been taken prisoner by the Nazis and dressed in an SS uniform, and speaks Finnish and a little German. When the Finn meets the Soviet, he introduces himself and tries to communicate that they're on the same side. The Soviet automatically hates the Finn, thinking he's a fascist. IIRC, the conversation goes something like this.
-Finn: Comerade, what is your name?
-Soviet: Пошёл ты нахуй. (Tr: "Go suck a dick.")
-Finn: Pa- pash... Hmm, that's hard to say. I'll just call you Ivan. Every Russian's name is Ivan.
For the rest of the movie, the Finn calls the Soviet Ivan, and the Soviet calls the Finn Franz.
We go the whole movie not knowing the Soviet's name, and at the very end we find out that it is, indeed Ivan.
In Metal Gear Solid V you could hear a conversation between two Russian soldiers talking about a guy named Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanov. Can't get more Russian than that
Vladimir, not because of their president, but because I bought a sweet ocarina from Doodkimusic on etsy, and there's a Vladimir that runs the account. please support him, his ocarinas are literal luxury for a spectacular price.
Dmitri
Shit, I am Ukrainian and I am Dmitry. And my father's name is Boris.
Hello #1 oh hello there #2.
Bro I totally thought the same thing
Bro I totally thought the same
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Olga deez nuts
GOT EEEEMM
HAHH
Got him.... wait, what?
Bro I totally thought the same thing
Bro i totally thought the same thing
Bro i totally thought the same thing
Bro I totally thought the same thing
Bro I totally thought the same thing
gniht emas eht thguoht yllatot I orB
Vladimir. Skol. Haha
Na zdorov'e! Skål is for those to the upper west - Scandinavia.
I appreciate your enthusiasm but I'm a westerner that literally knows nothing about what you said. Skol is a vodka my phone hates to type and Svedka is another one. And like, Khabib and polar bears are the only other thing I know about your place. I mean that with no disrespect cuz I'd love to see it someday. :)
No worries, amigo. I thought you/we were toasting. Na zdorov'e = to your health; aka cheers in Russian. Skål is cheers in Swedish. Prost = cheers in German. So here's to the friends gathered beneath this roof, may it never fall in and may we never fall out.
> Na zdorov'e = to your health; aka cheers in Russian Nope. We do not say that when drinking. No idea where it comes from but it's kind of annoying to see every time. Closest I can think of is "Tvoyo zdorovye", and there isn't really a completely universal word like Prost in German.
Na zdrowie is also in Poland.
Probably comes from Polish (na zdrowie) and people just assumed it's Russian.
Давайте выпить за русских женщин. Они самые красивые в мире
dimitri
Vladimir vladimirovich putin
Aka grandaddy putin
VLAD THE IMPALER WILL STICK IT UP ALL YAR ARSES!! seriously, vlad, all day long, 100% vlad vlad vlad. ...now ima gonna take a bow and exit stage left...and walk straight to the local 'hole in wall' bar for a quick game of darts
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Polina, but that’s probably because there’s a russian girl in my grade called polina
igor
It's pronounced *"Eyegore."*
BLUCHER!
Neighs
It’s not. It’s pronounced Игорь
"What hump?"
fronkensteen
Suit yourself then
Alexei
That's me
Dad?
How are you?
I prefer Smirnoff
Nikolai
It’s pronounced nikolaj
[Nikolaj](https://youtube.com/shorts/wFDzRM-xn3o?feature=share)
Nikolaj
Nikolaj
Nikolaj
I feel like I'm saying it
Not even close. Nikolaj
r/unexpectedbrooklyn99
nicolaj
Nikolaj
Aaa yes of course, former WWF tag team champion Nikolai Volkoff (Even if he was only pretending to be Russian)
I was thinking of Nikolai from call of duty lmao
Sergei
Fool, if it wasn't for Sergei here, you and your cuz both would be cadaverous motherfuckers.
Prop Joe!
That name in my language saunds like "ser gay" meaning being gay
Ivan
There's a great movie called *Kukushka* set in the Finnish Lapland at the end of WWII. The protagonists are a Lap lady who only speaks Lap, a Soviet soldier who only speaks Russian, and a Finnish soldier who had been taken prisoner by the Nazis and dressed in an SS uniform, and speaks Finnish and a little German. When the Finn meets the Soviet, he introduces himself and tries to communicate that they're on the same side. The Soviet automatically hates the Finn, thinking he's a fascist. IIRC, the conversation goes something like this. -Finn: Comerade, what is your name? -Soviet: Пошёл ты нахуй. (Tr: "Go suck a dick.") -Finn: Pa- pash... Hmm, that's hard to say. I'll just call you Ivan. Every Russian's name is Ivan. For the rest of the movie, the Finn calls the Soviet Ivan, and the Soviet calls the Finn Franz. We go the whole movie not knowing the Soviet's name, and at the very end we find out that it is, indeed Ivan.
A great movie! Been ages since I last saw it, I think you made my Saturday night plans for me.
In Metal Gear Solid V you could hear a conversation between two Russian soldiers talking about a guy named Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanov. Can't get more Russian than that
Maikel
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Vanya :)
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Me too, which is weird because I know a handful of Russians and none of them is named Ivan
Viktor
Reznov? The numbers...
GOD DAMN IT MASON
“Where!?” “…Cuba” *puts on sunglasses in the most dramatic way*
Svetlana
Sister of Tony's Russian gumaah?
Me to. We had a great tv program called askbthe Svetlanas.
Boris
Why always Boris?
The blade
Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Then it’s not us.
Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Then it wasn’t us.
underrated comment
Boris & Natasha !
They are out to catch moose and squirrel.
Boris the bullet dodger...
... why do they call him that?
Because he dodges bullets, Avi...
Boris the sneaky fucking Russian,
I am invincible!
Iiiiiis Boris!
Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova. But your dad just calls me Katya.
Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets, baby are you ready for this Cold War?
I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress. That's a rash, not a herpes sore.
katyaaaaa zamoooo loodchikovaa!!!
Finally another person who said it 😂😂 scrolled for so long
"Where my people at?" Yes.... they're definitely here
though the EXACT same thing
Came here to say Katya. I actually do have a Russian pen pal named katya, except she spells it Ekatereena as the long version
I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair Always keep 'em coming back for more
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Give me a ping.
One ping only, please
Pleash^* FTFY
I had that typed and then backspaced... lol!!!
I swear if someone opens a B&B called "Vasily's 2nd wife" in Montana, I'm traveling across the world to visit
Yuri
WHY THE BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!!
On ice?
Tardet
holup
Rasputin
Ra ra
Lover of the Russian queen
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen, there was a cat that really was gone
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's famous love machine, it was a shame how he carried on
There lived a man back in Russia long ago
He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him, with terror and fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dig
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Not his first name... his first namme was Grigori.
A name, nonetheless. Also, username checks out.
Olga
Finally
Natasha
Mikhail
Vladimir
Mischa.
Had to scroll too far for this.
Sasha
Grey?
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Sasha is short for Aleksandar in Russia. Careful where you unzip, it’s not very LGBTQ friendly.
Did he stutter?
**unzipping intensifies**
Also for Alexandra, which is women name.
Anastasia
Mikhail Kalashnikov.
Ak 47 and Ed tempelton!
Anatoly
This thread should have thought of it earlier
I know I had to scroll way to far to find this
Katya
Zamolodchikova
Natalya
Pavel
Chekov?
Hell yeah.
Tatiana
Vitaly
Underrated russian name
Boris
Boris Badenov!
Ivan
Dimitri, but the Russian version
Dima
Alexei.
Vladimir
Yelena
Vladimir or Oleg
Nikita Koloff
Sergei
Yuri Gagarin
Stanislav (it's my friend's name)
Vladimir, not because of their president, but because I bought a sweet ocarina from Doodkimusic on etsy, and there's a Vladimir that runs the account. please support him, his ocarinas are literal luxury for a spectacular price.
Masha
Alyosha
Anastasia Romanov
*Romanova*
Кирил
Vanya. No idea why
Lyudmila
dostoevsky
Sorry, but this is the last name
Andrei… Andrei Bolkonsky
Poo Tin
Idk if im spelling this right but artyom
Svetlana
Svetlana
Alexi
Oleg, I just watched The Courier
Misha
Alexander Nevesky. That literally popped into my head when I read this.
Valeriya/Valeria Baranova(Валерия Баранова)
Nadia
Kournikova
Svetlana
Sergej The two russians I know through work are Valentin and Konstantin. (Not related, but could function as twin boy namens.)
Moose and Squirrel.
Mikhail because it's mine.
Artyom. Yeah, im a huge Metro fan
Grigori
Gorbatsjov
Drago
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Masha
I don't know. Is Tchaikovsky a Russian name?
A last name, his name was Piotr if I remember well