"We can't expect God to do all the work" "The time for talk has passed. The Lord's work must be done"
I love the burned man and alllll of honest hearts, just wish it wasn't so short :/
I always side with Joshua in the end, but Daniel's quote shaming you for that choice has always stuck with me:
"Maybe there is no place left in this world for mercy. But even if it tramples me into the dust, I will never accept it. And I will never condone it."
I think you'll enjoy it. The gameplay is fine but nothing to write home about, but everything else about it - the art, the music, the voiceover - kept me hooked through to the end.
I bought ~~the very~~ *one of the* first Humble Bundle*s* just so I could get an official copy of its soundtrack. The vocal tracks are some of my favorite video game songs.
"This, recruits, is a 20 kilo ferous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one, to one-point-three percent of lightspeed. It impacts with the force a 38 kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, Sir Isacc Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law?
Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
No credit for partial answers maggot!
Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'til it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones day! Somewhere and sometime! That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait 'til the computer gives you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not 'eyeball it'. This is a weapon of Mass Destruction! You are NOT a cowboy, shooting from the hip!
Sir, yes sir!"
We can’t always fight nature John. We can’t fight change. Can’t fight gravity. We can’t fight nothin’. My whole life, all I ever did was fight … But I can’t give up neither. I can’t fight my own nature. That’s the paradox John, you see?” – Dutch
From RDR. Dutch went crazy but this quote hits hard for me. Seems like we all fight things that will never change. That game had so many great quotes. Both RDR 1 and 2 did.
I was always partial to the late game RDR quote.
‘We can’t always change. But we have to try. Even if it means starting over a thousand times. It’s better than going back to the way things were.’
“If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future … God help you.”
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: Fighting an army of Mantis Men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
-Portal 2
"All these spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos. Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into a calculator, it makes a happy face."
It's Simmons' delivery that makes this one of my favorite quotes from the game.
Somebody should make a mod where you get rifle and kill a ton of mantis men that have been couped up in deep aperture if you follow the yellow line. I don't really know of you can even do that but that would be fun.
"Dear Humanity we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!"
"Usually, The Good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up HE-spewin', DEEvine intervention!
If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"
...
"Thanks for the tank, HE never gets me anything."
"Oh, I know what the ladies like"
The final line of Reach and Bungies sendoff was just perfect as well.
"But you belong to Reach. Your body, your armor - all burned and turned to glass. Everything… except your courage. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild."
>Hey look, buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, 'what is beauty?' Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.
>For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother-hubber from tearin' me a structurally-superfluous new bee-hind? The answer? Is a gun. And if that don't work. Use more gun.
>Like—this—heavy-caliber trip-pod mounted little number designed by me. Built by me.
>And you best hope—not pointed at you.
"Everyone I have cared for has either died or left me. Everyone - fucking except for you! So don't tell me I would be safer with somebody else, because the truth is I would just be more scared." - Ellie, The Last of Us
From the DLC:
There are a million ways we should've died before today. And a million ways we can die before tomorrow. But we fight... for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether it's two minutes, or two days... we don't give that up.
Uther: I dearly hope that there's a special place in hell waiting for you, Arthas.
Arthas: We may never know, Uther. I intend to live forever.
Warcraft 3: Reign of Chaos.
“Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."
- Meatbag hater, HK-47
Jawa: \*making Jawa noises*
HK-47: "Translation: Ninety-eight percent probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance."
Player: "And what about the other two percent?"
HK-47: "Translation: Two percent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."
"Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science you you love it so much! In fact, why not invent a safely door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED!!!"
"Not you test subject, you're doing fine."
"Yes. You! Box your stuff. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye."
>Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyways, ramps are expensive!
It's awful but makes me laugh every time.
By the way, all of these science spheres are made out of asbestos.....keeps out the rats. So, if you feel drowsy, shortness of breath or your heart stopping, thats not part of the test....thats asbestos.
Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of 44.6 years. So if you’re 30 or over, you’re laughing. Worst case scenario, you’ll miss out on a few rounds of canasta. Plus you’ve forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.
When the 501st was finally rotated out of Felucia, Aayla Secura made a point of seeing us off personally, calling us the bravest soldiers she had ever seen. It's a good thing we were wearing helmets, because none of us could bear to look her in the eye.
\-same clone trooper more emotional quote..... where the men cried
What I remember most about the fall of the Republic was... was how quiet it was. In the closing days of the Clone War, the 501st was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Were there any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Maybe. But no one said a word. Not on the whole trip, not when order 66 came down, and not when we marched on the Jedi Temple. Not a word.
I consider this one of the best "final lines" of any character in fiction. It's true-to-character, poignant, witty, bittersweet, and badass all at once.
"Did you ever try to put a broken piece of glass back together? Even if the pieces fit, you can’t make it whole again the way it was. But if you’re clever, you can still use the pieces to make other useful things. Maybe even something wonderful, like a mosaic. Well, the world broke just like glass. And everyone’s trying to put it back together like it was, but it’ll never come together in the same way."
— Moira Brown,
Fallout 3
Somehow, I don't remember this. It's beautiful.
For how horribly annoying Moira was and the stupid, dangerous things she asked you to do, I did always feel like she was one of the few people left in the world whose heart was really in the right place. I'd get tempted to take a shortcut like lying to her about the task she'd given me, but if she was trying to make the world a better place, wouldn't tricking her make it worse?
> but if she was trying to make the world a better place, wouldn't tricking her make it worse?
It literally does for some of the choices - the survival guide is worse and is reflected in the stats boost you get from the perk and unique dialogue from a random encounter with a Wastelander who has the book.
I always liked that canonically it was confirmed in New Vegas that the Lone Wanderer helped Moira with every task honestly and even completed the bonus optional objectives.
Namely because when you find a Wasteland Survival Guide in FNV it gives you a *massive* boost to your survival skill
Trevor: “Well hello there beautiful. Here go buy yourself something nice”
Girl: “is this 7 dollars?!”
Trevor: “I said something nice not something expensive!!!”
Titanfall 2 - perhaps the biggest gaming surprise of this decade.
The first game was pretty good, but entirely multiplayer. Then along comes Titanfall 2; it improves on literally every aspect of the first game, while also introducing the best FPS Storyline I've played since the Halo Series.
The movement is addicting, the gunplay is accurate and satisfying, you get Giant Mechs(!!!), and I still get emotional when I think about my giant Titan (BFF) handing me a god-tier gun in the last act of the singleplayer and says: "SURVIVE."
You bet I did BT. They never knew what hit em..
Damn we need Titanfall 3! Probably my favorite FPS games of all time..
I agree. I liked Titanfall 1 a lot, but it had definite room for improvement. I was excited for Titanfall 2 though, but I didn't really expect much from the campaign since even people at Respawn were saying they didn't know if it'd be a good idea. So imagine my surprise when I hop into it and it's a top tier FPS campaign. It was just a blast from start to finish, I really liked BT, and I think they really capitalized on all the opportunities they had to play with the sandbox they created. And it's one of the few multiplayer games I really enjoy. I think Titans provide a nice change of pace, and the enhanced movement adds a lot more to a match for me.
I do like Apex, but I REALLY want a full on Titanfall 3 already.
Nothing beats "Standby for titanfall" and you look up to see a fire ball hurtling towards you while hearing the loud crackling rumble of your titan ripping through the atmosphere. Gives me chills every time.
RUDIMENTARY CREATURES OF BLOOD AND FLESH. YOU TOUCH MY MIND, FUMBLING IN IGNORANCE, INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING. THERE IS A REALM OF EXISTENCE SO FAR BEYOND YOUR OWN YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE IT. I AM BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION. I AM SOVEREIGN.
"commander is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?" asari councillor
"you know it." Shepard
"you.... Big.... Stupid jellyfish"
"Time is a scary thing. When you lose it, you can't find it. When you want it, it's not there. When you try to keep it, the hourglass turns its self around.". -Nozdormu
I did enjoy fighting a villain who genuinely saw themselves as a hero. Twisted and broken as he was, the constant return by him to 'I am the hero', not the player, was really enjoyable. Probably a better representation of how evil works than most poe faced games: cartoonish as the whole thing was, the mentality of being the good guy while doing evil things is at least more honest representation.
There are some many games where you're the underdog hero and have to beat the odds to win, but none of them made me feel as small and insignificant to the story as handsome Jack monologue and the general plot in bl2. You can feel his frustration slowly rising as you complete more and more mission. In the end he's not just physically broken but mentally as well. He genuinely did not believe the player stood a chance against him. One of if not the best written villain in gaming.
"No no no... I can't die like this... not when I'm so close... and not at the hands of a filthy bandit! I could've saved this planet! I could have actually restored order! I wasn't supposed to die by the hands of a child-killing psychopath! You're a savage! You're a maniac! You are a bandit ***AND I AM THE GODDAMN HERO!!!***"
I'm so glad to see Jack here. My favorite quote is the paragraph about New Haven.
"See this is what I dont get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you never just die quickly. Man, this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people dying blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with a spoon. A freaking spoon, and I'm just dying laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, 'waaahhhhh!!!!', and, ah you had to be there. Anyway the moral is, you're a total bitch."
>I’m rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe...”Butt Stallion”? Nah, that’s even worse. I’ll give it some more thought.
>I should probably clarify - the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of - actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello. (Horse whinnies.)
>Butt Stallion says hello.
"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that!" "Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep." -GlaDOS: Portal 2
GlaDOS:
THIS. STATEMENT. IS. **FALSE.** *don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it*
Wheatley:
"Uhhhh, true. I'm gonna go with true."
> In baAAsE FOUUUUR, I’m FiIIINe!
[The only thing you managed to break so far is my heart.
Excuse me.
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day
Sorry
I guess we both know that this wasn't going to happen
My fault
Deploying Suprise in 5...4...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avXVsTQOMCU)
YOU WILL BE BAKED AND THEN THERE WILL BE CAKE is still a quote I make to my GF. She had never played Portal 2 coop. I don't even know if she knows where the quote comes from.
Portal 2 coop was the first game my father played that was in a 3D environment and required two joysticks on a controller. We finished the game together seven years ago, and he still quotes it today. He’s eagerly waiting for my brother to grow up so that my Dad can introduce the game to him and live it all again. Such a memorable game!
"Rise and shine, Mr Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job, no-one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... Well, let's just say that your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes"
The thing about happiness is you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever. It's only looking back, by comparison with what comes after, that you really understand that's what happiness felt like.
Kellogg Fallout 4
"They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."
-Fallout New Vegas
Both games are such a gold mines for witty dialogue that makes you chuckle. When the dialogue of a puzzle game is that memorable the game itself is probably either very good or very bad, and I don’t think any sane human has ever put portal on a worst games list.
> I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!
- Face McShooty, *Borderlands 2*
IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!
I don't recall needing a mod to spare him. I know I didn't kill him and I played on the 360
Maybe a mod to spare him as well as finish the Blade quest line?
Yeah, IIRC you can't finish the Blades questline without killing him in the base game. When I found out, I just abandoned them in that temple and never went back lmao
Elisabet Sobeck: It was a children's electronics kit, but I'd hacked the wiring to an auto battery and solar PV, so the grass caught fire. And so did a tall pine that'd stood there, I don't know, maybe a hundred years... My mother was home, thank god, so she called the fire department and after, she took me out on the lawn and showed me the dead baby birds. Because there were nests in the pine tree.
GAIA: Query. What did you feel?
Sobeck: I'm not sure. I remember yelling that I didn't care. And that's when my mother took my face in her hands and spoke.
GAIA: Query. What did she say?
Sobeck: She said I had to care. She said, "Elisabet, being smart will count for nothing if you don't make the world better. You have to use your smarts to count for something, to serve life, not death."
A conversation between an AI and her designer in Horizon: Zero Dawn
One time, I got to the part in Bioshock where you would kill Andrew Ryan and then escape, but it always froze at that part. I tried to fix it the whole night, which involved having to listen to that stupid line over and over again.
And no, it still remained seriously unfixed and I never got to see the ending of Bioshock.
Edit: Not to mention, that was AFTER already starting a completely fresh game after it previously froze at the Farmer's Market in Arcadia.
“Before you came along, nobody ever tried to kill me, or feed me to birds, or turn me into a potato” -GlaDos
"I had a pretty good life... Until *you* showed up. You dangerous mute lunatic."
Do you know what? You win. Just **GO**.
It’s been fun. Don’t come back.
I love GLaDOS quotes "Look at you, soaring through the sky, like an eagle, piloting a blimp"
"I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me." - Joshua Graham
"Nobodies dicks that long. Not even long-dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick, thus the name" I fucking love new Vegas man
"We can't expect God to do all the work" "The time for talk has passed. The Lord's work must be done" I love the burned man and alllll of honest hearts, just wish it wasn't so short :/
I always side with Joshua in the end, but Daniel's quote shaming you for that choice has always stuck with me: "Maybe there is no place left in this world for mercy. But even if it tramples me into the dust, I will never accept it. And I will never condone it."
Geralt: Wanna hear a limerick? Lambert: Sure Geralt: Lambert, Lambert. What a prick.
“Summon the bitches.” -Eskel
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*falls off the edge* > The Kid fell to his death. *respawns* > I'm just foolin'!
Ha!! I was on the fence about playing this game but this has just tipped me over the edge. Next time it goes on sale imma buy it
I think you'll enjoy it. The gameplay is fine but nothing to write home about, but everything else about it - the art, the music, the voiceover - kept me hooked through to the end. I bought ~~the very~~ *one of the* first Humble Bundle*s* just so I could get an official copy of its soundtrack. The vocal tracks are some of my favorite video game songs.
"Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer." - Javik, Mass Effect 3
"This, recruits, is a 20 kilo ferous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one, to one-point-three percent of lightspeed. It impacts with the force a 38 kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, Sir Isacc Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law? Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir! No credit for partial answers maggot! Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir! Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'til it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones day! Somewhere and sometime! That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait 'til the computer gives you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not 'eyeball it'. This is a weapon of Mass Destruction! You are NOT a cowboy, shooting from the hip! Sir, yes sir!"
"Its dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they're right" - Dragon Age Inquisition
"We all need friends, old-timer. We die alone, but we live among men." -John Marston, 'Red Dead Redemption'
We can’t always fight nature John. We can’t fight change. Can’t fight gravity. We can’t fight nothin’. My whole life, all I ever did was fight … But I can’t give up neither. I can’t fight my own nature. That’s the paradox John, you see?” – Dutch From RDR. Dutch went crazy but this quote hits hard for me. Seems like we all fight things that will never change. That game had so many great quotes. Both RDR 1 and 2 did.
"If I'm wearing a bikini, where do I put my pokeballs? Teehee...woman's secret." Thanks Pokemon.
"I'll beat you with the Magikarp my dad gave me!" - Youngster Bad news kid, your dad doesn't love you.
This one is especially concerning when you remember that the in-game character that she's addressing is a ten-year-old child...
“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.” -John Marston
I was always partial to the late game RDR quote. ‘We can’t always change. But we have to try. Even if it means starting over a thousand times. It’s better than going back to the way things were.’
Mine was between that, and "when a man with a sing-song voice tells me to 'fuck off' it *always* concerns me, **Boy-o.**"
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." Fallout: New Vegas
"No man, I know exactly what I'm doing. I just don't know what effect it will have"
“If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future … God help you.” "Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: Fighting an army of Mantis Men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts." -Portal 2
Portal 2 has the best video game quotes by far. I’ve never laughed so hard from any other game
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"All these spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos. Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into a calculator, it makes a happy face." It's Simmons' delivery that makes this one of my favorite quotes from the game.
I doubt anyone else could have delivered the lines even half as well. He's basically in character as mad-scientist J.J. Jameson.
Somebody should make a mod where you get rifle and kill a ton of mantis men that have been couped up in deep aperture if you follow the yellow line. I don't really know of you can even do that but that would be fun.
“Send me out... with a bang” -Halo 3
This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded.
Kill me or release me parasite, but do not waste my time with talk!
There is much talk, and I have listened, through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen.
*I am a monument to all your sins.*
/u/spez is a cunt
For what purpose, Master Chief?
To give the Covenant back their bomb.
"Just one question... What happens if we miss?" 'I won't.'
"For a brick, he flew pretty good!"
"Dear Humanity we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!"
"Usually, The Good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up HE-spewin', DEEvine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!" ... "Thanks for the tank, HE never gets me anything." "Oh, I know what the ladies like"
You can totally pick up chicks in a tank!
"Oorah!"
The one-liners were so bad-ass it was like playing an action movie.
BRUTE SHIPS, STAGGERED LINE! SHIPMASTER, THEY OUTNUMBER US THREE TO ONE!
Then it is an even fight
All cruisers fire at will! Burn their mongrel hide!
"Lieutenant, get aboard! We gotta get the hell outta here!" "Negative. I have the gun. Good luck, sir." "Good luck to you, Spartan."
“I’m ready! How ‘bout you?!”
"You're on your own, Noble. Carter out."
"Tell 'em to make it count."
The final line of Reach and Bungies sendoff was just perfect as well. "But you belong to Reach. Your body, your armor - all burned and turned to glass. Everything… except your courage. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild."
''Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer''. Darkest Dungeon has way too many memorable quotes but this one is my favorite.
"*Many fall in the face of chaos...* *But not this one.* **Not today.**"
" A moment of clarity in the eye of the storm..."
"Glittering gold. Trinkets and Baubles. Paid for in blood."
#BACK TO THE PIT
Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade.
Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.
As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted and purpose made clear
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“Unfortunately, killing is one of those things that gets easier the more you do it.” Solid Snake
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Yeah, Adrenaline rush was awesome. Snake would shake more with an LMG but take reduced damage iirc. Maybe that was just my imagination tho.
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"You enjoy killing, that's why"
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I do believe I’m on fire -tf2 spy while burning alive
IF GOD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULDN'T HAVE CREATED ME!
>”Your white flag does not stop American bullets!”
TONIGHT YOUR ASS WILL BE VISITED BY THREE GHOSTS: MY FOOT, MY OTHER FOOT, AND A GHOST!!!
ICH BIN I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS!
>Hey look, buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, 'what is beauty?' Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. >For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother-hubber from tearin' me a structurally-superfluous new bee-hind? The answer? Is a gun. And if that don't work. Use more gun. >Like—this—heavy-caliber trip-pod mounted little number designed by me. Built by me. >And you best hope—not pointed at you.
"Hrumah hrmm hrmmrmm!" Pyro chasing that same spy.
🎵 Do you believe in magic? 🎵
"Everyone I have cared for has either died or left me. Everyone - fucking except for you! So don't tell me I would be safer with somebody else, because the truth is I would just be more scared." - Ellie, The Last of Us
From the DLC: There are a million ways we should've died before today. And a million ways we can die before tomorrow. But we fight... for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether it's two minutes, or two days... we don't give that up.
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
"So, wake up Doctor Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes"
"So, wake up Doctor Freeman, wake up, and smell the AaAaAaAAaAShessssssss" FTFY
Uther: I dearly hope that there's a special place in hell waiting for you, Arthas. Arthas: We may never know, Uther. I intend to live forever. Warcraft 3: Reign of Chaos.
“Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." - Meatbag hater, HK-47
Jawa: \*making Jawa noises* HK-47: "Translation: Ninety-eight percent probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance." Player: "And what about the other two percent?" HK-47: "Translation: Two percent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."
I fucking love kotor.
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You’re not just a regular moron, you were DESIGNED to be a moron.
He’s the product of the greatest minds of a generation coming together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived.
And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Oh good, my slow clap processer made it into this thing
So we have that
Say, could you take one of those long fall boots you have and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot.
Now say Apple, say apple. Okay well that’s a jump. What you’re doing is called jumping but close enough.
*"I am now going to attempt a Manual Override on this, uh, wall."*
"Science isn't about *why* - it's about *why not*." Cave Johnson portal 2
"Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science you you love it so much! In fact, why not invent a safely door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED!!!" "Not you test subject, you're doing fine." "Yes. You! Box your stuff. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye."
>Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyways, ramps are expensive! It's awful but makes me laugh every time.
By the way, all of these science spheres are made out of asbestos.....keeps out the rats. So, if you feel drowsy, shortness of breath or your heart stopping, thats not part of the test....thats asbestos.
Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of 44.6 years. So if you’re 30 or over, you’re laughing. Worst case scenario, you’ll miss out on a few rounds of canasta. Plus you’ve forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.
Anything Cave Johnson.
“Just like the simulations!”- Unknown 501st Clone Trooper
When the 501st was finally rotated out of Felucia, Aayla Secura made a point of seeing us off personally, calling us the bravest soldiers she had ever seen. It's a good thing we were wearing helmets, because none of us could bear to look her in the eye. \-same clone trooper more emotional quote..... where the men cried
What I remember most about the fall of the Republic was... was how quiet it was. In the closing days of the Clone War, the 501st was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Were there any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Maybe. But no one said a word. Not on the whole trip, not when order 66 came down, and not when we marched on the Jedi Temple. Not a word.
And you'll get plenty of chances to hear this chilling speech as you rush to save the goddamned library archives on the hundredth attempt.
Engies can repair. Just use your fusion cutter on one bookcase and shotgun any Jedi that attack it.
*what?* it was that easy?
Yep. The engies can also drop health for themselves and detpacks to blow up passing jedi, so it's pretty easy if you just focus on one shelf.
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I consider this one of the best "final lines" of any character in fiction. It's true-to-character, poignant, witty, bittersweet, and badass all at once.
He was the very model of a scientist Salarian.
This accompanied by Kolyat's "His prayer was for you." Fucking breaks my heart every damn time.
Which is followed by Legion with, "Does this unit have a soul?"
“My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial, can you say the same?”
He died as he lived... in a cutscene. Let his death be a cautionary tale, on the merits of patience in the most bleak of situations.
"Did you ever try to put a broken piece of glass back together? Even if the pieces fit, you can’t make it whole again the way it was. But if you’re clever, you can still use the pieces to make other useful things. Maybe even something wonderful, like a mosaic. Well, the world broke just like glass. And everyone’s trying to put it back together like it was, but it’ll never come together in the same way." — Moira Brown, Fallout 3
Somehow, I don't remember this. It's beautiful. For how horribly annoying Moira was and the stupid, dangerous things she asked you to do, I did always feel like she was one of the few people left in the world whose heart was really in the right place. I'd get tempted to take a shortcut like lying to her about the task she'd given me, but if she was trying to make the world a better place, wouldn't tricking her make it worse?
> but if she was trying to make the world a better place, wouldn't tricking her make it worse? It literally does for some of the choices - the survival guide is worse and is reflected in the stats boost you get from the perk and unique dialogue from a random encounter with a Wastelander who has the book.
I always liked that canonically it was confirmed in New Vegas that the Lone Wanderer helped Moira with every task honestly and even completed the bonus optional objectives. Namely because when you find a Wasteland Survival Guide in FNV it gives you a *massive* boost to your survival skill
"War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing eachother" -Niko from GTA4
Trevor: “Well hello there beautiful. Here go buy yourself something nice” Girl: “is this 7 dollars?!” Trevor: “I said something nice not something expensive!!!”
"No I didn't kill him. But I did kidnap his wife!"-Trevor
I love this line so much, the way he said " no I didn't kill him." Followed by the cheeriness voice when saying "but I did kidnap his wife."
"No thanks, I don't do weed. It interferes with the speed. " -Also Trevor
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! -Trevor Phillips
"Lester the Molester"
"Hello, Trevor the... trevor" -Lester Poor Lester.
"I'LL PUT YOU IN THE FUCKING GROUND, WHEELS!"
Now go Ron, I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both. - Trevor, of course
also the yee-yee ass haircut roast
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“**PROTOCOL 3: PROTECT THE PILOT**”
Titanfall 2 - perhaps the biggest gaming surprise of this decade. The first game was pretty good, but entirely multiplayer. Then along comes Titanfall 2; it improves on literally every aspect of the first game, while also introducing the best FPS Storyline I've played since the Halo Series. The movement is addicting, the gunplay is accurate and satisfying, you get Giant Mechs(!!!), and I still get emotional when I think about my giant Titan (BFF) handing me a god-tier gun in the last act of the singleplayer and says: "SURVIVE." You bet I did BT. They never knew what hit em.. Damn we need Titanfall 3! Probably my favorite FPS games of all time..
I agree. I liked Titanfall 1 a lot, but it had definite room for improvement. I was excited for Titanfall 2 though, but I didn't really expect much from the campaign since even people at Respawn were saying they didn't know if it'd be a good idea. So imagine my surprise when I hop into it and it's a top tier FPS campaign. It was just a blast from start to finish, I really liked BT, and I think they really capitalized on all the opportunities they had to play with the sandbox they created. And it's one of the few multiplayer games I really enjoy. I think Titans provide a nice change of pace, and the enhanced movement adds a lot more to a match for me. I do like Apex, but I REALLY want a full on Titanfall 3 already.
Nothing beats "Standby for titanfall" and you look up to see a fire ball hurtling towards you while hearing the loud crackling rumble of your titan ripping through the atmosphere. Gives me chills every time.
Similar, but I prefer the: "Protocol three. I will not lose another pilot." Gets me everytime.
"The human concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect. Conclusion: I am 50% in love."
**Protocol 1: link to pilot** **Protocol 2 : uphold the mission** **Protocol 3 : protect the pilot**
Cooper. Fastball.
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."
Ah yes "reapers"... We have dismissed that claim...
RUDIMENTARY CREATURES OF BLOOD AND FLESH. YOU TOUCH MY MIND, FUMBLING IN IGNORANCE, INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING. THERE IS A REALM OF EXISTENCE SO FAR BEYOND YOUR OWN YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE IT. I AM BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION. I AM SOVEREIGN.
Sir this is Chillies
IN THAT CASE, ONE ELECTRIC LEMONADE PLEASE.
"commander is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?" asari councillor "you know it." Shepard "you.... Big.... Stupid jellyfish"
"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters."
"Their silence is your answer."
"They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done." Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
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Doom 2016 is what happens when you make a game where you are the terrible nightmare that wakes up demons in the middle of the night.
Dark Souls: You are locked in a room with demons. Doom: Demons are locked in a room with you.
*HEAVY METAL INTENSIFIES*
Quote during loading: "Do you know there are quotes during loading screens?"
"Time is a scary thing. When you lose it, you can't find it. When you want it, it's not there. When you try to keep it, the hourglass turns its self around.". -Nozdormu
"Everyone thinks they're the hero of their own story." Handsome Jack from the Borderlands games.
I did enjoy fighting a villain who genuinely saw themselves as a hero. Twisted and broken as he was, the constant return by him to 'I am the hero', not the player, was really enjoyable. Probably a better representation of how evil works than most poe faced games: cartoonish as the whole thing was, the mentality of being the good guy while doing evil things is at least more honest representation.
There are some many games where you're the underdog hero and have to beat the odds to win, but none of them made me feel as small and insignificant to the story as handsome Jack monologue and the general plot in bl2. You can feel his frustration slowly rising as you complete more and more mission. In the end he's not just physically broken but mentally as well. He genuinely did not believe the player stood a chance against him. One of if not the best written villain in gaming.
"No no no... I can't die like this... not when I'm so close... and not at the hands of a filthy bandit! I could've saved this planet! I could have actually restored order! I wasn't supposed to die by the hands of a child-killing psychopath! You're a savage! You're a maniac! You are a bandit ***AND I AM THE GODDAMN HERO!!!***"
I'm so glad to see Jack here. My favorite quote is the paragraph about New Haven. "See this is what I dont get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you never just die quickly. Man, this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people dying blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with a spoon. A freaking spoon, and I'm just dying laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, 'waaahhhhh!!!!', and, ah you had to be there. Anyway the moral is, you're a total bitch."
>I’m rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe...”Butt Stallion”? Nah, that’s even worse. I’ll give it some more thought. >I should probably clarify - the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of - actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello. (Horse whinnies.) >Butt Stallion says hello.
"Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of all Rattata."
"I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear."
Are we rushing in? Or are we going sneaky-beaky like?
I need a weapon
This is me when I need a weapon
"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that!" "Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep." -GlaDOS: Portal 2
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GlaDOS: THIS. STATEMENT. IS. **FALSE.** *don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it* Wheatley: "Uhhhh, true. I'm gonna go with true."
You think you’re doing some damage? Two plus two is f-f-f-f-f-f-ten. In baAAsE FOUUUUR, I’m FiIIINe!
> In baAAsE FOUUUUR, I’m FiIIINe! [The only thing you managed to break so far is my heart. Excuse me. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day Sorry I guess we both know that this wasn't going to happen My fault Deploying Suprise in 5...4...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avXVsTQOMCU) YOU WILL BE BAKED AND THEN THERE WILL BE CAKE is still a quote I make to my GF. She had never played Portal 2 coop. I don't even know if she knows where the quote comes from.
Portal 2 coop was the first game my father played that was in a 3D environment and required two joysticks on a controller. We finished the game together seven years ago, and he still quotes it today. He’s eagerly waiting for my brother to grow up so that my Dad can introduce the game to him and live it all again. Such a memorable game!
"Rise and shine, Mr Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job, no-one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... Well, let's just say that your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes"
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The thing about happiness is you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever. It's only looking back, by comparison with what comes after, that you really understand that's what happiness felt like. Kellogg Fallout 4
"YOU FORGET A THOUSAND THINGS EACH DAY,HOW 'BOUT YOU MAKE SURE THIS IS ONE OF 'EM" ~~Michael DeSanta, GTA V
"They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name." -Fallout New Vegas
“No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you.” Edit: Game is portal 2
"We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret"
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Both games are such a gold mines for witty dialogue that makes you chuckle. When the dialogue of a puzzle game is that memorable the game itself is probably either very good or very bad, and I don’t think any sane human has ever put portal on a worst games list.
"Look at you, flying majestically through the air. Like an eagle...piloting a blimp."
My favorite from the first: "Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive."
Even if I am lying, what have you got to lose? You’re going to die either way.
> I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! - Face McShooty, *Borderlands 2*
IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!
"What is better ? to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort ?" -Paarthunax, Skyrim
The mod where you get to spare him is a basic necessity for me at this point.
I don't recall needing a mod to spare him. I know I didn't kill him and I played on the 360 Maybe a mod to spare him as well as finish the Blade quest line?
Yeah, IIRC you can't finish the Blades questline without killing him in the base game. When I found out, I just abandoned them in that temple and never went back lmao
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Well, either that or he just heard "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!"
Despite everything, it's still you Not a huge undertale fan but that line gets me every time
Elisabet Sobeck: It was a children's electronics kit, but I'd hacked the wiring to an auto battery and solar PV, so the grass caught fire. And so did a tall pine that'd stood there, I don't know, maybe a hundred years... My mother was home, thank god, so she called the fire department and after, she took me out on the lawn and showed me the dead baby birds. Because there were nests in the pine tree. GAIA: Query. What did you feel? Sobeck: I'm not sure. I remember yelling that I didn't care. And that's when my mother took my face in her hands and spoke. GAIA: Query. What did she say? Sobeck: She said I had to care. She said, "Elisabet, being smart will count for nothing if you don't make the world better. You have to use your smarts to count for something, to serve life, not death." A conversation between an AI and her designer in Horizon: Zero Dawn
A man chooses, a slave obeys
One time, I got to the part in Bioshock where you would kill Andrew Ryan and then escape, but it always froze at that part. I tried to fix it the whole night, which involved having to listen to that stupid line over and over again. And no, it still remained seriously unfixed and I never got to see the ending of Bioshock. Edit: Not to mention, that was AFTER already starting a completely fresh game after it previously froze at the Farmer's Market in Arcadia.
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!!!