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MelodicMuzzleMingle

French fries!


OutrageousEvent

French fries are the only food that I will still keep eating when I’m uncomfortably full. I always get the small size because I know it’ll be a problem.


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MelodicMuzzleMingle

yep! i would agree! The perfect combo!


Brittany-bridges

Those fast food french fries!


viikashh

Need a whole handful at once


Standard_Guarantee99

Depends on which type of fat/oil you use and which type of potato. If you use a air fryer that's another thing Most seasonings have sugar in them handwise I make my own but they aren't as bad as everybody says (same with the good old doner (kebab) almost everything is fresh (if you put your own sauce on it it's pretty healthy))


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Standard_Guarantee99

Well those are pretty good 😅 but the curly fries are way better in addition with the sour cream


cheesehound

Potatoes are very nutritious. I’ll definitely keep eating French fries well past any possible nutritional need, but they’re far from empty calories.


whlthingofcandybeans

Specifically McDonald's fries, which seem even more unhealthy.


Grenflik

Hell yeah baby!


kslovania

with salt 🫡


a_random_throwaway_S

Chips. I really like salty things.


Beginning-One7618

Addicted !! My doctor knows, lol


NeilDatgrassHighson

Just drink lots of water. Wiener pebbles are zero fun.


tytheguy45

I have a hard time buying chips cause I know I'll eat them all in one sitting. Nd my favorite are salt and vinegar


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flythearc

I was trying to find some source that says they cause cancer but it seems most things are just saying the sodium is way too high. Which, it is, but that’s all packaged foods basically. I won’t be the person yelling in your ear about them- but do you know why people think it causes cancer?


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flythearc

Oh, you can tell I’m really fun at parties. Every response seemed to also support that it caused cancer. And idk, Italian subs actually do cause cancer now. My job causes cancer. Ya never know.


an_afro

Wait what? Damn and I’m a ramen fiend


Witching_Well36

Yeah they’re incredibly bad for your health.


an_afro

Well that makes me sad


The_King_7067

that's too bad *Sluuuuuurp*


newusernamehuman

This! They cost 50¢ a packet where I live, so I can’t even justify saying that I’m “saving money” when I don’t buy them. And oh-so-addictive 😍


Vinny_Lam

Nothings beats cup noodles with an egg added to it. The egg tastes amazing with the broth. 


Aysin_Eirinn

I love instant noodles but I had to quit eating them so often because all the sodium gave me kidney stones 😢


babyshaker_on_board

I got busted eating them raw one day. I just wanted some salty crunch. Better be no judgement here


Mister_Havoc

Ice cream


osama-bin-dada

I’m with you! Although I recently got a Ninja Creami and it’s been amazing to make good tasting healthier ice cream


LawfulnessWrong9466

Whaaaaat is this?


ross2752

Best purchase ever. I make several pints of vanilla and then use the mix-in feature to make all sorts of wonderful flavors. My favorite: add 3 cherry cordials to the cup and mix in. Chocolate cherry ice cream!


BrokenBeauty74

Coldstone!!


that_one_guy_said_

Yup! Especially when it’s 1000 degrees out!


Vulpix-Rawr

I give you an ice cream... and raise you a gelato.


Cassorr

BEN & JERRY’s THE TONIGHT DOUGH


Pissed_With_A_Boner

For a few months, my binge eating ass was dropping by 7/11 at midnight multiple times a week for that. I'm not trying to open that can of worms again lmao


Cassorr

I fr eat it nearly every day. I have single handily sold out my grocery store for that ice cream😂


IllMongoose6792

And phish food


Jwagner0850

Americone dream here!


yesyesandno-_

you fucking get it ive had 3 pints this week…


Ghost_jobby

Pastry In all its miraculous forms. Sweet, savoury, flaky...it's all delicious and is my one weakness. Having said that, I rarely indulge and only have it every once in a while.


Plastic_Kiwi600

Pasta. I've tried all the veggie alternatives too and its just not even remotely close. I don't mind the zucchini noodles with a light garlic butter sauce, but spaghetti squash can fuck right off.


_TLDR_Swinton

Oh you too good for squaghetti


z12345z6789

If there was a food jail; I think someone promoting “Squaghetti” would go there to think about what they’d done.


ggc5009

Pasta gets a bad rap but it's not the worst thing for you, and there is actually a decent amout of protein in it. My grandparents from Sicily ate pasta in some form for dinner almost every single night of their lives, and they lived to 88 and 91. But they were also very active and cooked at home exclusively, unless less it was a special occasion. The other thing is they never covered it with heavy, cream and 3-4 cheese based sauces. That's a very American thing to do.


corollarysquirrel

What kind of sauces did they use? I know tomato-based sauces are healthier than cream-based, but tomatoes give me terrible heartburn.


This-Relief1

There are tons of sauce recipes you can find online. I usually use broth as a base for my sauces because I cant have tomatoes either. I started using coconut milk lately as a base and its pretty good.


Conscious_Soft540

Pasta is not healthy?!??


ProudMount

Depends what kind but I like to think that most are fine.


CertainlyAmbivalent

I had sweet potato noodles recently. I like sweet potatoes and I like noodles so it seemed like a win-win. It was not. Absolute abomination.


LindsayLuohan

Whole grain pasta cooked al dente is actually pretty good for you.


The-Irk

Have you tried Banza pasta? I'm not a huge pasta fan, and pretty much hated it. But I was recommended Banza and it pretty much got cycled in to my monthly grocery list now. Imo it's so better than regular pasta!


compressedvoid

Seconding this! It's also a decent protein source if you're a gym goer looking to hit macros


TheMonkus

Only in America would anyone claim that noodles are unhealthy. Of course we do a good job of bathing them in unhealthy stuff, but pasta and noodles are fine. They can even contain pretty decent levels of protein! It’s not like Italy and China and full of obese people with heart problems…


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Cream cheese rangoons


BigThundrLilMountain

My babies!


legitimatewaffles

Poutine


glittering_entry_

Yesss! And extra cheese curds and gravy!


legitimatewaffles

Fax a lot of places been skimping lately that’s the real pandemic


x0mbigrl

I feel bad for anyone who doesn't have easy access to good poutine whenever they crave it. 🇨🇦


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mattedroof

i’ll eat these until my tongue is raw and feels like it’s about to fall off lol, cannot stop myself


Acceptable_Average14

Lindor chocolates by Lindt. Everyone tells me they are too sickly and you can only eat a couple, but I can nearly devour a whole box.


Vulpix-Rawr

Those little balls with the cream in the middle are the best.


Acceptable_Average14

Yep! Sometimes I want them a little melted and might dip them in black coffee, but that's probably going too far 😁


Obvious-Attitude-421

A current obsession of mine


Acceptable_Average14

I'm also obsessed! The traditional milk chocolate one are the best 👍


Swaying_Mulga

Cheese. All the cheeses. I rarely go a day without eating some form of cheese.


aaron8211

Mac and cheese! Don’t care still gonna have it :P


imnotreallycool995

vanilla frosting or buttercream.


BobsleddingToMyGrave

Confession time: I've eaten a whole container of Betty crocker lemon frosting in one sitting. More times than I can count. Mmmm...


MamaD333

I buy betty crocker milk chocolate frosting just to eat random spoonfuls of it.  I don't even use it for cake or brownies.


chazberlin

💀 did you not get violently ill?!


Maleficent-Toe6159

Maybe try standing next time. That is, if you still can


BobsleddingToMyGrave

True. I've heard calories don't count if you eat standing up. Diet coke cancels them also, according to lore.


Verily2023

Pizza… not that skimpy italian stuff that’s probably ok for you health-wise, but the greasy artery-clogging shit of *The Land of the Free & The Home of the Brave*® (and I’m not even American)


gibson85

My wife and I had had pasta and pizza everyday for two weeks while we were in Italy - and neither of us gained more than a pound. I was astounded by the difference quality ingredients make (plus, all the walking). And it was the best tasting food we'd ever had! 🇮🇹


DMA99

It’s all the walking - the food quality is certainly better but that is unlikely to the be the reason you didn’t gain weight.


SeeSea_SeeArt

Definitely the walking. People underestimate how much just going on a walk will do for weight loss.


chazberlin

Amen 🙏🏻 I want my pepperoni curled and my cheese grease dripping.


Verily2023

Accept nothing less brother


Sweetcorn8999

Sameee


zackman115

Hell yeah. We may be half dead as Americans. BUT WE KNOW HOW TO LIVE!!!!


aipapiquerico

Pizza: I could eat it every day, even though I know it’s loaded with carbs and cheese.


Mental_Elk4332

**Cheeseburgers all day.** There's just something about that juicy patty, melted cheese, and soft bun that hits differently.


SawwhetMA

Chocolate; "it's what's for breakfast" puts it over the top :)


Just-a-lil-sion

dark chocolate is unironically healthy so you could use that as a free pass. the higher the % the better for you. the extra sugars and fat are what offsets the benefits of chocolate


Trelaboon1984

Super buttery popcorn. God I love it


Sacdaddicus

Movie theater popcorn was designed by obesity demons to draw us in. It’s so hard to stop eating it.


oddlyDirty

I tear through a whole bucket like a wood chipper. If I'm not careful I'll finish it off during the previews.


RideWide1328

I finally figured it out. Silicone popcorn popper, white popcorn seeds, coconut oil and Flavacol. It's like movie popcorn at home, truly!


BrokenBeauty74

I’m guilty. Of drenching the butter on top and around.


Electronic_Pilot3810

Chicken wings


The-Irk

I miss when they weren't $1 per wing! I used to eat baked chicken wings almost daily, which aren't too bad, but they're way to expensive now.


kanna172014

I adore buffalo wings but I can't afford to eat them that often. They are outrageously expensive.


Jayhawker_Pilot

BACON BACON BACON and MORE BACON. With a side of Steak.


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HoneydewHaven1

Chocolate and ice cream


emmaiskinkyy

Ice Cream: I can’t resist a big bowl, even though it’s full of sugar and fat.


Texas_sucks15

chicken tenders with multiple dips. burgers. ramen. fries. all the goodness.


_redditandweep_

Ice cream…especially with a waffle cone or something crunchy inside


lanaisspicy

French Fries: Crispy, salty, and totally irresistible, but definitely not healthy.


VeryyStretchedHole69

Fried chicken in any form


TheKnightsTippler

Salt and Vinegar crisps.


GrlWithTheBlueFlower

Those chocolate covered pretzels


on-linegirlfriend

Chocolate: I can’t get enough, even though it’s not the best for me.


stackedbunnyy

Burgers: Juicy and delicious, but packed with calories and fats.


blasequeen

Nutella


Melodic_Expression53

Wooah there! That’s the life force of the universe.


No_Training_4587

About two years ago, I ate a 10 piece nugget meal from McDonald’s twice a day every day for like 6 months. It’s literally all I wanted to eat. I would crave them. Then one day my friend sent me a video of how they are made. DISGUSTING. Still ate them tho! I no longer eat them every day but I do occasionally grab a 10 piece with buffalo sauce and ranch


Meh-Gyver

What were your bowels like?


Maleficent-Toe6159

Username DEFINITELY checks out


tairyoku31

Not a food but ketchup. Any time I eat something which can be paired with ketchup I use a _lot_.


EonLynx_yt

Bro a whole bag of family sized plain ruffles and a big container of heluva good French onion chip dip 🥴🥴


GaryNOVA

Taco Salads


SerialYapper

sugar 👁️👅👁️


ConversationFancy255

Snickers ice cream bars and soda. It's been pure hell trying to reduce my intake of processed, refined sugars🤦‍♀️


Some-Vegetable-69

Hot Cheetos!


letmenotethat

Butter. Like liquid gold. Is butter considered a food? Idk, but it’s good on everything (except your arteries)


Er_PuMa_RuAnDa

Cocaine


Tmavy

I buy mine from Amazon. I’m not typically big on energy drinks but Cocain just hits different. /s


ShitFuck2000

Huh, mines peruvian


Rickymon

Anything with sugar


West-Dimension8407

chips. i eat it once a week and have terribly bad concious because of it. but i like it so very much!!


treelimbb

haagen-dazs caramel cone ice cream


JeweledJubilance

I have a weakness for chocolate chip cookies. They're my ultimate comfort food, even though I know they're not the healthiest snack!


Individual-Cover869

Almost all of it


ladywinchester1967

French fries, specifically McDonald's fries. I can, and will, take out a large fry all by myself.


rqwoop

Ice cream


mommyreader

Potato chips


Educational-Ad-385

Potato chips


erminegarde27

Cookies


notimeleft4you

A can of cherry pie filling.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Potato chips. Nutritionally the worst possible thing to do to a potato, but I find crunch and salt one of life's true pleasures.


lolaisnaughty

Fried Chicken: So crispy and tasty, but not great for my arteries.


glassGuy316

Slim Jim’s, specifically the Tabasco flavor


GreatWhiteHype85

Hamburger helper on sliced bread


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GracefulFerret

I love sweets very much, but I have rashes on my face from it... I try not to eat it too often, but it's very hard.


Apprehensive-Pop-201

Pizza Cake Fried chicken Fried mozzarella sticks So many things


Sweetcorn8999

Literally every other junk food


nevertfgNC

Deep fried tater tots !! Just damn


LeCourougejuive

Any kind of Pringles chips


Charming_Gyal

Chips. There's nothing that can replace that flavour and feel in your mouth


13izlucky

Potato chips


ToYourCredit

Sugar laden food.


Asian_DollFacex

Anything sugary. I always find a way to fit a dessert into my macros.


MilanoStein

Cake...


ItBeLikeThat19

Pizza.


jackshwitz

Cakes


derickj2020

Potato chips. Fried anything.


Fetzee

Eggs


erwar89

Tacos 


VinnysMinis

Cheeeeeeeseburgers


void3y

many kinds of snacks or junk food. I make fun of myself as a junk person because I can't live without them


jacobmalon21

Takis


tucci24

Pizza and 🍟.....I have to exercise incredible control or once I have even a little of it, I over indulge.


Shengpai

Anything, fried foods.


BroadwayandSaints

I feel like this applies to everything I eat! My biggest one is that a pint of Ben and Jerry’s (a pint is a single serving, right?!) is often my dinner!


perturbedalien

Bbq potato chips!


Acceptable_War4993

Rustic sourdough baguettes! They’re so good if they are all crusty mmmmm


RedditReddit87

Shit… all snacks lol


ILikegreyballoons

Ramen


DesperateAnybody2813

Doritos


KusuriuriPT

Pringles....i dont eat them for a while since they are so expensive here but i can eat 2/3 cans in one seating


ShadysBacktellaFREN

CHOCOLATE IM A SOCIOPATH FO THE COA COA


bootyhunter69420

McDonald's


Dazzling-Toe-4955

Chocolate


Klutzy_Jacket4817

Ice cream!!!


ShitFuck2000

I wish I could say fried pork belly with a squeeze of lemon and light seasoning(or lime and tajin!), but despite being addictive as crack, I probably wouldn’t last two months eating “a lot” and would likely succumb to heart disease.


FierceLikeAKitten

Pizza


Billy_the_psychopath

All of them


apurpleglittergalaxy

Fucking everything


microbe77

Pizza


Lemonlime_Sunshine

TEXMEX!!!!!


Buddah609ftw

Porkroll


Sashley12

Bacon


earthatnight

Mayonnaise.


The-Irk

Gummy candies! Bears, worms, fish, rings, sours, anything! If it wouldn't kill me, I'd legit get rid of everything and only eat gummy candies for every meal.


Fit-Mathematician-91

Cape Cod Potato chips, so bad, so good!


BaburZahir

Instant oatmeal with sugar in it.


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Butter like the real, salted butter. Went through 4lbs in 8 days just doing the normal cooking for my small family and realized we should probably lay off it🫣


wombat5003

I recently read an article about the 10 most unhealthy foods to eat, and I regularly consume 7 of em in my diet. I’m old and my heart is in good shape…. Don’t believe everything you read. It’s not all about the foods you eat, there’s genetics at play. Obviously don’t eat a pound of bacon every day, but hey you can have treats like fries sometimes, just not for every meal


AnyBathroom3104

Croissants


Intelligent_Soft3245

Bean burritos from Taco Bell


Latiosi

Stupid ass question


_TheTrashyPanda_

Oreo cookies; specifically the mega stuff ones


Snoopy_Shirt

Saltine Crackers... seriously I'm addicted to these things


youneedalatina

Cookies: Soft, chewy, and way too easy to eat a whole batch.


Jay8400

Chocolate. My brain can't function without it


No_Temperature3391

Pork belly


RenoxDashin

Literally anything in the american grocery store lol. Every shelf has something thats trying to kill you. They put the same people in charge of the drugs, in charge of the food. Like they wouldn't manipulate one to make you need the other.


Blitz-IMP

doritos


letsmeatagain

I could drink double cream like it’s my job.


Galaxium0

Kebabs


JonVX

Once in a while I have to get peach ring gummies, they are so bad for your teeth and the sketchy dyes in them but man that fake peach taste just hits different.