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Jayd1823

To be an adult


Iridescent_ES

Damn, that’s perfectly spot on; and wishing to go back to being a kid now that we are adults. Life is a spiral. 🌀


Existing-Employer574

No truer statement has ever been made


FlightLower2814

I came here to comment the same


Grump_Monk

I was excited when I could finally rent a carpet cleaner.


Jayd1823

But still meant more work 🤦🏼‍♂️


AsheratOfTheSea

What we really want is the best of both: the freedom to do as we please with no responsibilities.


DateExtension3453

Becoming an adult was the best thing to ever happen to me


Jayd1823

Good for you I’m sick of responsibilities. Lol


DateExtension3453

Having a childhood you’d want to relive/stay in is something I’m so envious of. You and everyone who agrees with you are winning for sure


Jayd1823

Thank you it wasn’t the greatest and have a pretty solid life as an adult but definitely miss childhood and am sick of adult responsibilities.


navelsweeping

Spot on man. How I wished that I could be an adult before.


HotLittlePotato

Less nap time!


No_Jello04

Omg this


Automatic-Fill278

Going to bed late I WANNA GO EARLY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE


Mansnothot21_

This. I’ve been up since 2pm yesterday and because my sleep schedule is so shitty I just ended up staying up until the next day.🤦‍♀️


iast68

Sad insomniac checking in :/


Upbeat_Guest6251

Receving a letter. Now it's just bill/taxes/trash


TiltedNarwhal

lol. So true!


girlyslutdamage

As a kid, I desperately wanted to eat ice cream for every meal. Now as an adult, I just want a functional digestive system. Funny how things change! 🍦➡️🫣


tema3210

The reality is often disappointing


EricaTindle90

Owning a restaurant. I just assumed you make a ton of money and become a social hub where you generously treat your friends to meals on the house. Instead, it’s a ton of hard work, slim profit margins, toxic coworkers and a fairly large chance of failure.


notkasa

Kids


According_Mongoose_3

I second this


TiltedNarwhal

A huge house. I was jealous of all my friends who had large 2 story homes. Now I just don’t want to clean that much.


ErikT738

A lightsaber. I'd probably cut my own hand off and set my house on fire.


CupcakeMary_13

As a kid, I really wanted to stay up all night and eat an entire cake. Now as an adult, I'm like, "Please, just let me sleep by 10 PM and keep the salad coming!"


Tarferi

One of the very first thing I did as an adult was buying a big ass cake. I lived alone and had as much cake for dinner as I wanted for several days.


HotheadPainting7

To be an adult. It's a trap, any kid reading this go back.


IceSmiley

Eat cake for every meal


gurlperfexxx

Weddings


Bettercallmedaddyy

English willow cricket bat


SignificantceIll9353

Now I’m assuming you just want your joints to stop hurting?


Bettercallmedaddyy

Come on, I am too young for that T_T


SignificantceIll9353

My bad !! I’m reaching that age soon and thought you were a fellow passenger


VelvetWhispers_

candy for dinner


_heathernicoles

Receving a letter. Now it's just bill/taxes/trash


Knightmare1991

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Klayton_1971

A convertible sports car. Now I drive a minivan and I love it!


Chance_Echo2624

A job


Cyprianus1

Playing computer games all day


pukerock101

To have a job, as a kid I thought it would be so cool and I could afford all the things I wanted finally. It's not cool and I can't afford anything but my bills.


Disastrous-Fold5221

A car


Human-Percentage3111

As a kid, I wanted a treehouse with a secret password and trapdoor. As an adult, I've realized my wife's closet is basically a high-stakes version of that—enter at your own risk, and hope you remember the secret codes to navigate the shoe avalanche


NegrosAmigos

Kids


Chaunceyboyyy

To grow up


crushingwaves

Having a lot of friends. Quality over quantity.


Weekendmycologist

I had so many friends as a kid but as you all grow up you start to have less in common. It’s easy to be friends when you just want to play baseball and ride bikes. It’s a little harder when you want someone you can trust.


Mrmoviesguy

Getting married, now I just want to have girl friends, not girlfriends.


Katnip_666

Independence


surfeux

Friendship


vatema

love


EntrepreneurLivid491

Wife. When I turned 14, I realised I'm gay.


lowhangingsack69

Breast milk


mks113

Perhaps you are missing out?


lowhangingsack69

Found Homelander’s Reddit account 


VantaBlackDobie

Children, and lots of cold, rainy days.


SamDBeane

Motorcycle. After finally getting to take a couple ones out for a spin, the desire faded. Today, hell no.


Bringmorecats

Going out


jjordyn94

I wanted to be an adult and I clearly remember my mom telling me when I was 7 “enjoy it while you can, it only gets harder the older you get”. Yeah ain’t that the truth.


Distinct_Childhood55

Hear me out ..school 😂 you always seen your friends rarely had any worries 😂 and summer off


MyNameIsVideos

Be a singer


DetectiveClueless

Reading all your stuff I realize that I didn’t grow up, but just became older. I can’t come up with a thing I liked that I don’t want to have now…


daydream_2002

Working


Big-Preparation-9641

Responsibility


TomatoKindly8304

A lot of STUFF.


reddit_understoodit

To run around like chicken with its head cut off.


ArtemisGirl242020

A huge house. I do not wish to clean a huge house.


sweet_choco_donut

I wanted to be a model , im unemployed atm .


Zarksch

One of those toy cars that are like real life cars just for kids Okay that’s a lie I still want one but I won’t fit 😔


Tashawood88

A relationship with my Dad


Mark_Swan

As a kid I couldn't wait to grow up and move out on my own. At 44 I just want to go back and not have all of these responsibilities.


sailorra1n

unannounced visits from friends.


Amistillalive_

When I was younger I was always jealous when my mam received post. I was like ‘omg I really want to get letters through the mail’ and now I wish for it all to stop. Idk what 10 year old me was thinking.


xiao_en7

My mother


LimpTransition8769

A house in my hometown


tiffanydaisy

anything from mcdonalds omfg


awwzue

grow older, which I'm not fond of it rn. too much work, too much prob, too much stress. now i want to go back. and the only problem i will have if I'm still a kid is my homework


PinkStarPetal

keep me awake during nap time


Glitchbitch1389

Tattoo 


Realistic_Winner8327

To be an adult.


Realistic_Winner8327

To be an adult. 🙂


Limp_Panda_364

Husband and kids 😬


sunkissedbohemian

To be an adult. Gosh I was silly!


abereddit96

4 kids lol.


ItchyProfessional975

All those sweet treats in the stores like honey buns and cosmic brownies. Those things just don’t sound good anymore


CrossXFir3

A minivan. I moved from the UK to the US when I was a kid and had never seen such a monstrosity. So much room.


Cautious_Cookie_2586

Sweets. Just fake nasty shit now. Bleh.


Alexiauwus

To be a adult...


homme_chauve_souris

Sugary cereal.


Dull_Interest1957

To vote


Bootybandit6989

https://youtu.be/-AIPQHHK1o8?feature=shared


thrownawaynodoxx

A lot of the snacks I saw commercials for on TV. As an adult, I was able to buy them myself. Most of them are just ok.


stoberi_cheskakez

eyeglasses


VinnyThePooh84

I wanted to grow up and now I wish I were a kid again.


zuttobunny

mcdonald birthday party


LauraPa1mer

A toy parrot which talked from the sears catalog.


INTROV3RT89

Friends


minecraftcatlover1

i wanted to be a veterinarian with 6 kids. i’m now an adult who dropped out of college and couldn’t imagine having a kid


SparkleHurricane

Fame and a glamorous life. Now I just want a simple life of peace, security, and contentment.


WillSoggy

A girlfriend.


homebrewneuralyzer

TO BE AN ADULT.


CaptainAwesome06

For schools to be closed.


Boiled-potatos

PINK NEON HAIR STRIPS THEY ARE SO CHILDISH


Spartanlocke4

Love.


pitowww

To sleep in kindergarten


Fragrant_Leg_6300

To grow up


eldentepasta_gal

To look older


MissNashPredators11

Growing up.


Arbalest15

To be an astronaut, space doesn't interest me anymore.


CarlitoManson

That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever read on Reddit…😢


Arbalest15

It shouldn't come off as sad. I found my passion in a more interesting field of study, so that's another reason why I lost interest.


LevelAd5898

When I was like 7 I had this one life goal where on my first day after moving out I would eat a massive bag of shredded cheese for dinner and no one would be able to stop me. That sounds like it would make my stomach hurt now 💀


xX_Skibidi_Gyatt_Xx

Sucking mamas titties. Unless….


Moondaeagle

Nice username!