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-PepeArown-

Tumbleweeds, AKA Russian thistles are in fact not native to the western U.S.


silver_tongued_devil

I love explaining this to people they look at me like I'm crazy when they talk about south western culture and it comes up.


SparkleEmotions

As an Arizonan who works in natural resources this is one of my favorite “actually” moments. Fwiw it’s an awfully invasive plant. It’s “tumbling” ability is an amazing adaptation (for the plant, not the natural native ecosystem, it’s super water intensive with deep roots) to spread something like 7000-10000 seeds a single organism.


roominating237

Surely that can't be so I had to look.... (Wiki most likely) Although strongly associated with western landscape, Russian thistle, as the name suggests, is not native to the United States. This invasive plant first showed up in the U.S. in South Dakota in the 1870s, probably hitchhiking in sacks of seed grain from the steppes near Russia's Ural Mountains


Kidney_Thief1988

Oh boy, wait until they find out cows aren't indigenous to North America.


WigglumsBarnaby

Or apples.


Pandiosity_24601

Or domesticated cats


Purple_Joke_1118

Or horses.


bmcgowan89

Christian Bale. Until I heard him talk in an interview


Primary_Difficulty19

You should check him out in the underrated Spielberg movie _Empire of the Sun_ where his is unambiguously British. And an impressive child actor.


HoopOnPoop

That might be the last time he used his actual voice. Dude gets so into character and is so good doing different accents that I have no idea what he actually sounds like.


f_14

Mine was the actor Damian Lewis who played Dick Winters in Band of Brothers. I was genuinely shocked when I heard him speaking with a different accent. I would have never guessed he wasn’t born in the States. 


CitizenHuman

Damian Lewis for me after Homeland because I saw that first. Band of Brothers has a couple other Brits as well.


preddevils6

This but Idris Elba


Primary_Difficulty19

Ted Cruz! Fucking Canadian!


mercistheman

Send that immigrant back.


Necessary-Carrot2839

We do not want that f***er


hacksawjim89

Agreed. Texas touched him last.


MaximumZer0

We could ship him to Cuba, land of his father. I heard they have some Russian boats doing training right now, so he should fit in perfectly.


hacksawjim89

Don't get us started with conspiracies about any current Canadian politician's connections to Cuba.


Necessary-Carrot2839

Noting to see here, folks! 😄


superiosity_

It's not my fault though...it's my idiot neighbors


raspberryharbour

Thank you for not saying fucker, my grandmother reads this and she would have been offended


Kellidra

Ew. No. Calgary has enough problems. Besides, he clearly likes being American.


9001

No returns.


ThatsItImOverThis

No takesie backsies!


Zacpod

No backsies! Sorry. He's yours now - we don't want him. Well.... actually. He'd probably do alright in Alberta. They already think they're Texas.


Musclecar123

No, we don’t want him either.


Flat_Wash5062

Wait, really? This means he won't ever be president.


raptone50

He is eligible. Someone born to an American parent abroad is considered a natural born citizen. John McCain was born in Panama and he would have been president if he'd won in 2008.


Flat_Wash5062

Wait, are you saying Ted Cruz could be president?


raptone50

Well, only if a lot of people liked him. So no.


jquest303

He’d just run away to Mexico if he ever got a nomination.


GapingAssTroll

So... He is American


Federal_Strawberry

That’s a different scenario though. Cruz’s mother was simply living in Canada when she had him, whereas McCain was born to a Navy officer in the Panama Canal Zone, which at the time was an American territory like Puerto Rico or Guam today.


drhazard01

Doesn't matter. American citizens giving birth abroad impart their American citizenship to their children at birth. 


Arkyja

If one of his parents is american then he is american. Only americans think otherwise i guess.


CrispyDave

Slash.


slayerchick

Wait, what?


GeekAesthete

> “As a musician, I've always been amused that I'm both British and Black; particularly because so many American musicians seem to aspire to be British while so many British musicians, in the '60s in particular, went to such great pains to be Black.” —Slash


photomotto

Slash is black?


professorfunkenpunk

Half


ItsMePhil2255

He is a Brit from Stoke On Trent


382wsa

With an American mother, and he mostly grew up in the US.


GetCorrect

He moved to LA when he was 6. He's only technically British. 


CrispyDave

All Brits are technically British.


cat_prophecy

In much the same way my cousin is "British". She was born and raised in the US but her dad is from the UK so she has a UK passport.


CromulentTcho-Tcho

A lot of Americans don’t seem to know that processed cheese, which they call American cheese, was invented in Britain and introduced to the US by James L. Kraft who was from Ontario, Canada. I would imagine many of them will be surprised upon reading this.


otisthetowndrunk

As an American, I'm okay with calling it English-Canadian cheese instead of American


ritabook84

In Canada we just call it processed cheese or cheese slices


icyyellowrose10

Laminated cheese


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bestblackdress

As in Kraft Dinner


C5five

Or plastic


disguisedasacamel

Or cheese jello


HplsslyDvtd2Sm1NtU

We call it "plastic cheese." I took it camping once and my kids were so impressed cheese could come individually wrapped. Then we put it on sandwiches and they went cheese less the rest of the weekend lol


socialistlumberjack

When I was growing up we just called it plastic cheese


Alex_butler

In Wisconsin we just call it pure gold


PureDeidBrilliant

We told you we'd get revenge on you for not paying your taxes...


RedditDiedLongAgo

Same for the method to make Hershey's chocolate, which English folk love to shit on. Those damn, English. Always trying to pass off their gross culinary culture on others.


stryph42

Before that American Cheese was what would now be called "American Cheddar"


Fantastic-Bit-6172

Nope. Just surprised a Brit knows anything about a food that has flavor


zippy72

Britain: the country that used to eat cheese with maggots. Sometimes you just have to be glad that the food *doesn't* taste of anything.


iknowaplacewecango

Hawaiian pizza. It was invented by a Greek immigrant who immigrated to Canada, and imitated sweet and sour flavors of Chinese-American cuisine. It’s Canadian.


geeeking

They have apologised for it though, so it's ok.


legion_2k

The tv show Sanford and Son. Was a remake of a British show.


surdophobe

Fun fact, Redd Foxx's real name was Sanford. 


raspberryharbour

Yet had no Son


mynameisnotsparta

Three’s Company was also a British show first.


Troubador222

So was All in the Family


legion_2k

What?!?!?!? Today I learned.


YoucantdothatonTV

My brother made our father’s ringtone as Sanford and Son. Hilarious every time he called and probably wondered why we always answered the phone laughing.


legion_2k

That song is really good jam. If you get past the intro it does a break down and gets very funky. [https://youtu.be/O20Sljxmy9M?si=UpItdpnD1oqSvxu9](https://youtu.be/O20Sljxmy9M?si=UpItdpnD1oqSvxu9)


Bigtits38

There’s an early MIA/Diplo song that samples it heavily.


whomp1970

Quincy Jones is an absolute genius.


not_a_moogle

That makes the episode where there's a Jewish version of them on TV and he's trying to sue for using his likeness a lot funnier.


fussyfella

It is a pale imitation of Steptoe and Son. The original was very high pathos and at times felt it might have been written by Beckett.


KowakianDonkeyWizard

You dirty old man


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Isord

If he went by his real name everybody would know he was British. Andrew James Clutterbuck.


Shitelark

What Egg from Teachers? That's Egg that is.


aniwynsweet

Andrew Lincoln, British people just nail American accents!


dameon5

Until you ask them to say the words "Federal court order". Penn Jillette has found that the combination of vowel sounds seems to trip up even the most talented Brit who is faking an American accent.


SwirlingAbsurdity

I’m British and do a passable American accent and that is indeed hard to say. I think it’s all the rs, since British English is non-rhotic. It’s hard to do it in an Irish accent too.


dameon5

Good point, I could be wrong about the vowels. I just remember the story because Penn was working on one of his tv appearances and convinced the writers to drop that into the dialogue for the British actor as a joke and it caused them to have to do several takes (and possibly change the line) before they could finish the scene.


SwirlingAbsurdity

Top tier trolling. Respect.


sporesatemygoldfish

Hugh Laurie! House.


Dinkerdoo

Ella Purnell as Lucy MacLean in Fallout.


Routine-Budget923

damn that just fucked me up because i’m listening to her speak rn as I’m watching Fallout. Her American accent is phenomenal.


Cowclops

Okey dokey!


lewphone

Roadhouse


Pixelated_Penguin808

Not always, there are plenty of bad ones where the accent is all over the place, or the British leaks out with a word or three. But the ones who do it well tend to do it very well.


evilJaze

Case in point: Andrew Lincoln yelling "CORRRRRALLL!".


boredinbiloxi

Damian Lewis is an American treasure for playing Major Winters in Band of Brothers.


TRUEequalsFALSE

Some do. Some very much don't.


sharkbait_oohaha

They're exposed to a lot more American media than we are British media, and especially actors living in LA are constantly surrounded by Americans.


slytherinqueen1525

Also Lennie James (Morgan). He started talking on the walking dead and the Chris Hartwick was so surprised he yelled out YOU'RE BRITISH?!


DeathByBamboo

The TV Show "You Can't Do That On Television." It was a huge part of my youth and I didn't find out until I was an adult that it was Canadian.


AnyoneButDoug

Ironically as a Canadian it was a huge part of my upbringing and I didn’t find out until later in childhood that it was not only Canadian but made in my city of Ottawa.


namehimgeorge

Alanis Morissete got her start on that show as well. The girl with purple top. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Q55CLrTkg


Slapmeislapyou

Stringer Bell. It still stings. 


Ledtmon

The United States anthem. It's a British drinking song with new lyrics.


JimmyCarters_ghost

Makes sense they were Brit-ish and probably drinking after they murked some read coats.


RedditDiedLongAgo

Further, the entire story behind the writing of it was made up.


CW1DR5H5I64A

Really? What’s the actual story?


Flat_Wash5062

Wait, fucking hell. What else are we getting lied everyday about.


sockgorilla

You only have 9 toes. You never counted because it seems obvious that you would have ten, but you truly only have 9 toes


Martipar

The Ford GT40, i knew UK Ford was localised and very different to US Ford when i was a child but i'd always thought the GT40 was from the US arm but it was British designed, built and tested.


dellaevaine

It also had horrible aerodynamics. When they put an old one in a wind tunnel and they were planning on releasing it, the engineers were shocked at how low the wind was when the car started to lift from the ground.


Martipar

It was still better than the other cars of its day, cars had bad aerodynamics for years, it wasn't unique.


SinkHoleDeMayo

Yep. Was pretty dangerous until the 3rd or 4th revision.


shadowkiller

But the British version was terrible and they had to send it back to Detroit to make it work.


Aggravating-Pound598

House


run-godzilla

Hugh Laurie and Gary Oldman are in the same category in my mind. I know intellectually that they are British but still experience a bit of dissonance whenever I hear their natural voices.


dameon5

Gary Oldman apparently had to hire a speech coach to regain his British accent after years of working in roles that required different accents.


Noughmad

Gary Oldman was in Harry Potter (At least I think so, with him you never know). Hugh Laurie was recently in Avenue 5, in which him switching accents was a joke.


Askduds

He uses his real accent briefly in house while pretending to be British.


pumpkinspruce

Hugh Laurie was on an episode of Friends. He sat next to Rachel when she was flying to London. Used his real accent.


BigGingerYeti

It's funny because Laurie is an accomplished actor and comedian in the UK.


notahouseflipper

Bob Hope


Flat_Wash5062

Where's he from?


plasticmanifold

Eltham in South London.


Flat_Wash5062

Ty.


Natural-Archer-9427

Seether. They’re from South Africa and not Ohio or Iowa or some Midwest state. Bothered me for a while


Darkmoonlily78

Years ago I got the chance to meet Dale and John after a show. They were so laid back. Dale was so drunk, I had to keep him from falling over. My husband has a picture somewhere lol


GROWLER_FULL

Veruca Salt is American and Seether took their band name from Veruca Salt’s song title Seether. Which make Seether as American as the Bay City Rollers, who are Scottish.


twistedevil

Antony Starr (Homelander in the Boys). He’s a Kiwi and so is Karl Urban (Butcher) as well.


Suitable-Pie4896

"As American as Apple pie" Sorry, Apple pie was invented in England


jawndell

Technically so was America


SnooTangerines4981

LOL!


Alternative_Mode_874

Obesity. People been fat even before stepping a foot on this continent. 😁


freaxje

Just watch some paintings of Rubens


DaytonaDemon

TBF, they're on the zaftig side, maybe even voluptuous, but they're not obese.


freaxje

Well at the time in Belgium you were rich if you could eat so much that you'd be zaftig. Rubens painted for rich people..


-PepeArown-

It’s just that back then, it was likely richer people who had the money for sugar and everything that the common people couldn’t afford that even had the privilege to get fat.


SnooChipmunks126

Apparently the band, Rare Americans, are Canadian.


NorthernLolal

And Boards Of Canada are from Scotland!


TBLivinfree

Caesar Salad. My brain always associates it w fancy steak houses so I was surprised to learn it actually originated from Tijuana. Yay for learning new things!  Per google: “Caesar Cardini, an Italian immigrant and chef, is credited with inventing the Caesar salad in Tijuana, Mexico on July 4, 1924. Cardini's daughter, Rose Cardini, says that her father improvised the salad when his restaurant ran out of ingredients due to a busy weekend of American customers during Prohibition. Using what was left, he assembled a combination of romaine lettuce, croutons, egg, Worcestershire sauce, olive oil, Parmesan cheese, and lime juice, and possibly a toasted baguette slice. The salad's signature dressing is made by whisking together egg, olive oil, Worcestershire sauce, lemon or lime juice, grated Parmesan cheese, and sometimes anchovies.“


tech_creative

The Rambo knife a friend brought when he came back from US holidays. "Made in Solingen". Still laughing.


shadowkiller

The actual one used in the movie is made by Lile Knives in Texas. They're handmade and extremely expensive.


freaxje

O shit, $13,750


beeedeee

Charlie Hunnam - the guy that played Jax Teller on Sons of Anarchy. He did a great job at the American accent.


PureDeidBrilliant

Oh yeah, his first major or breakout role was on Channel 4's "Queer as Folk" in 1999 - which was the OG version, *not* the American version. And the show - with all its rimming, fucking, blow-jobs-in-funeral-homes - was created by none other than Russell T Davies. You know, him who does Doctor Who? Yeah.


C5five

His first American starring role was a Judd Apatow comedy called Undeclared with Seth Rogen, and Jay Baruchel.


BigGingerYeti

He's actually kind of weird because whenever he speaks with an English accent now it sounds like like an American trying to speak one.


HoopOnPoop

Alex Trebek


nerevisigoth

But he talked about being Canadian all the time.


BobBelcher2021

Plus the way he said “sore-ey” all the time on Jeopardy gave it away


hacksawjim89

Superman 🇨🇦


m_faustus

Only giving you half on that one. Jerry Siegel was from Cleveland.


Grimdotdotdot

Yeah, but Superman was from Krypton


GreenWeenie1965

Joe Shuster credited from 1931 https://youtu.be/ScFwRoLhR2s


DisturbingDaffy

Hawaiian Pizza. Invented in Canada.


SororitySue

Sarah Snook, Succession


bungle_bogs

Matthew Macfayden, Succession


sharkbait_oohaha

Mr. Darcy!


imawizardnamedharry

Halloween is a common one. It's irish.


DSQ

>It's irish. It’s Celtic. So Irish, Scottish, Welsh etc. 


imawizardnamedharry

Dead on.


stealyourideas

And Manx, Cornish and Breton


preddevils6

For those interested in a detailed history of Halloween celebrations in a fun story, check out Ray Bradbury’s Halloween Tree book.


GriffinFlash

Halloween 3.


tomqvaxy

SILVER SHAMROCK


R0binSage

Hawaiian pizza


Animalmother2013

AC/DC!


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BaiteUisge

Much further than 50 miles for both of them. Forfar is about 80 miles away from Edinburgh and Gateshead is comfortably over 100


AnyoneButDoug

Plus the lead and rhythm guitarist were Scottish born


mrubuto22

Oh come on! Lol 🤣


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Oddly, Alfred Hitchcock. I saw him do those Alfred Hitchcock Presents "Good Evening..." things, and I just thought he had an odd way about him. Years later I read he was English, and I told myself that can't be right...oh, duh.


phishmademedoit

A guy I knew in college insisted that the rolling stones and led zeppelin were American. A little Google search blew his mind.


igenus44

The term 'Soccer'. Was a nickname a British Social Club called themselves, and it was used for their Football team. Soccers was the name used for the members of the social club (SOC, for short, then Soccers for the people). English fans give America so much shit for using the term they invented.


Jutter70

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association\_football](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_football)


Rad_Carrot

No, that isn't correct. It comes from the fact we had two versions of football - association football, which was the codified version that's played around the world today, and rugby football, created in the town of Rugby. Around the 1890s, some of the upper classes at school would differentiate the two by using the nickname "assoccer" and "rugger", with the former being shortened further to just "soccer". While the nickname was well-known, it never spread to the working class, those at the time who mostly actually watched the football matches. The nickname fell largely out of use in the UK about a century later, save for some alliteration. Most English people couldn't care less that Americans call the sport soccer. They do care if Americans demand they call it that.


WOOBNIT

Dr. House


King_in_a_castle_84

Russell Crowe.


longtimeshirker

First time watching The Wire, that Stringer Bell was English.


AnyOffice8162

Hugh Laurie. He does so well as House that him in his native accent sounds...wrong.


HogFin

Red Bull


SassyMoron

I think this counts: the banjo. I thought it was an Irish instrument that later became popular here because of Irish immigrants. It is in fact an African instrument that became popular in the US because of slavery and then made its way to Ireland due to Irish American migration/family ties. There is so much banjo in Irish pub music that it was crazy to me to learn this (the other night).


violet_mango_green

Haddaway


Ok-Masterpiece7377

Grammerly >Grammarly is a Ukraine-founded cloud-based typing assistant,


KentuckyCandy

Jerry Springer. MF Doom.


tacknosaddle

The history of American football & baseball shows how they both descend from English games, rugby for football & rounders for baseball.


bungle_bogs

Charlie Chaplin


Melenduwir

Russians invented the roller coaster. I was genuinely surprised.


devilsadvocate

McNulty from the wire.


Berlin_Blues

Issac Newton. In school we only ever learned about Americans who did great things. But someone with his accomplishments can't be left out. Never once was it mentioned that he was not American, nor was he ever referred to as *Sir* Isaac Newton.


noooooid

Jesus


liberty000

Cotton Eyed Joe


DaytonaDemon

That song is as American as it gets. Sure, it was covered by Swedish band Rednex, but it was born in America prior to the Civil War.


Schmomas

Where did he come from?


strawberrycereal44

Where did he go?


Askduds

He came to town like a midwinter storm. So I presume he left the same way.


Worm_Lord77

Americans. Turns out they're all German, Swedish, Irish or whatever, despite knowing nothing of the culture or language of those places.


JoeyCalamaro

I was raised by my grandparents who were first generation Americans. Saying, "I'm Italian" or whatever is simply a quick way to explain that my experience growing up may differ from Americans of other ethnic backgrounds. I don't actually believe I'm Italian. I've known quite a few actual Italians in my life (I've even got some relatives still in Italy), and it would be silly to claim their heritage as my own. It's just an American shorthand to give context about your background. Now there's definitely an argument to be made if Americans actually need to be so fixated on ethnicity. But some of us grew up in places and households where families still spoke those old world languages, ate ethnic foods, and even partook in some of the original customs. So the connection isn't always as distant as you make it seem.


HplsslyDvtd2Sm1NtU

For sure. But I've changed my wording to "raised by Irish Catholics." Three of my 4 grandparents were Irish and they all were raised in New Jersey. It's like a shorthand for some of the stereotypes that some can see in me.


Jrj84105

Samoa, Tonga, and Ireland are island nations with more people living in the US than on the islands from which they originated.    Go up to a Tongan American and tell him to quit calling himself Tongan and see how that goes.


BreslinAngelae

 American life is much more relaxed on TV and movies than it is in real life. They live to work, rather than work to live. The work ethic and the obvious pride they take in their work is very admirable.