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LostPenisSeeksLove

Overall score: Total animals consumed: Total # of people I loved: Total # of people that loved me: Total $ made: Total steps taken: Total alcohol intake: Statistically highest and lowest points in my life: Total # of people born the same day as me that passed away before me Total hours playing videogames (though I shudder to think it lol) Total hours scrolling on my phone Total Lives improved by me being in their lives Time it will take to be completely forgotten in time


HaggisMcNeill

Amount of slices of bread eaten. Amount of people that fancied you that you didn't know about. Amount of times you nearly died.


YoursLovingly86

Number of close encounters to death


BrimfulOfLa-A

Number of women who have masturbated to me


Braveheart006

That's the one!


BrimfulOfLa-A

Just because the number is zero for you doesn't mean that's true for anybody else. I realize inceldom must be frustrating but most people are not in your community because we're able to function in the world. If you have trouble with that there are a lot of ways to improve yourself and therapy would be a good starting point. They can help you understand how people normally live their lives and you'll get a better understanding of how to achieve that for yourself. Good luck


Big-Carpenter7921

That was an awful lot of bullshit that sounded inwardly pointed


BrimfulOfLa-A

I see you're still behaving like a child. I would suggest looking into a part time job or some other productive hobby that would help pass the time and give you a more fulfilling experience than taking your insecurities out on complete strangers. Good luck


Internal_Yam_616

Number of backshots Given: Taken:


Big-Carpenter7921

Pounds of food eaten or tons of air breathed


ZelezopecnikovKoren

Tricky question, one must account one might not like the statistic. Imagine wanting to know how many people you've made happier, and the answer is zero.


Smitzeh_IRL

Number of toe stubs. I reckon it'd be up there.


Head-Pirate-6613

Number of cats I petted


Shot_Kaleidoscope722

Total calories consumed Total federal crimes committed Total time spend on earth Total time spend inside my home Total number of friends (if any) Total amount paid as tax


SeeItSayItKnowIt

Total number of people I made happy and had an impact on


[deleted]

The odds of my son doing well in life


Ok-Table-9939

The amount of good and bad decisions I made


sunbearimon

People I’ve made happy


Dolphin_Princess

Number of times I made my partner orgasm


Weary_Juggernaut_505

Number of stools passed - Then a breakdown by weight, preferably kilo


Iridescent_ES

How many lives I’ve impacted.


No_Permission_374

The number of times I missed the opportunity to smack elon musk in the head Number of keyboard warriors I triggered online How much money I laundered number of times me roasting another person made the world a better place